FabSwingers.com forum: What secret conspiracy would you like to start?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That you’re actually Megan and Harry and you live in Basingstoke, not California.

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

That 10 Downing street is controlled by major companies.

Its the companies that decide everything from nhs to transport to environmental matters.

Its all about the ££££

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That wonko isn't actually sane

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

The HSE was covertly inspired by the EEC in order to undermine the British construction industry in order that foreign firms could flourish in Britain. Perhaps that's why the HSE has consistently hounded British builders, charging what they call fees for intervention, whilst letting foreign labour get on with the job. I've met several British construction workers who have said that they voted Brexit because of the actions of the HSE against British firms. Why else would the HSE persist in hampering British firms if they hadn't been ordered to do so, but leave foreign firms alone.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

The government are secretly conspiring with other governments to control our freedoms

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

The British government is in cahoots with the highways agency to control our freedom of movement on the roads with continuous roadworks designed to disrupt our commuting and social travel.

The sole purpose of this is to force people to use public transport that's owned in part by members of the government and their families.

#HS2

I'm not paranoid or anything like

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

There's no such thing as gravity, it's the illuminati holding us down. True story.

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By *eyondhornyMan
over a year ago

Abercynon-ish

Yesterday's global Internet outage was entirely caused by one person unwittingly unplugging a server so they could charge their phone so they could check their Fab, Who looked at me notifications.

OK it was me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This past year and a bit has been the biggest psy-op, coordinated by the mega powers working together behind the scenes

(If you never hear from me again, you all know

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**please don't take this serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That cats are secretly our alien overlords.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"That cats are secretly our alien overlords."

That's not a conspiracy that's true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Jeremy Beadle's hands were actually both the same size.

If that don't catch on. Then the earth is actually triangle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I have the bestest foof!

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

It's brie in the vaccine, they're trying to turn us all French!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's brie in the vaccine, they're trying to turn us all French!"

Ooh la la. Se merde.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

All the redheads on FAB have a secret plan to trap me into being their plaything!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Vaccines make you better lovers, and everyone promoting anti vax stuff is just jealous they're not getting laid.

(Not serious!)

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Vaccines make you better lovers, and everyone promoting anti vax stuff is just jealous they're not getting laid.

(Not serious!)"

BRB sending this to folk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the Chinese are preparing for global domination

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"It's brie in the vaccine, they're trying to turn us all French!

Ooh la la. Se merde.

Could say it's something something EU?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

That the earth is actually flat and the moon is made out of cheese and the stars are hundreds and thousands

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Conspiracy nuts agree that the nut on the top of a walnut whip isn’t actually a walnut.

Though they disagree on what type of nut it could be ?!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Vaccines make you better lovers, and everyone promoting anti vax stuff is just jealous they're not getting laid.

(Not serious!)

BRB sending this to folk!"

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Dinosaurs still walk among us (and sit in the house of lords)

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"That cats are secretly our alien overlords."

As they also run Fab prepare for a lifetime ban.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a cabal of squirrels pulling the strings behind the scenes and secretly running the county.

Explains a lot actually ...

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

All new pictures on here are checked and approved by Sydney University...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"All new pictures on here are checked and approved by Sydney University...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That the earth is actually flat and the moon is made out of cheese and the stars are hundreds and thousands

You mean!?!?!

Fuck off!!

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

That having a mortgage is the most effective form of imprisonment, without the need for fences, guards or watchtowers.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

That education from the age of four is actually a form of brainwashing that is designed to make us compliant, malleable and obedient consumers of products, many of which we don't actually need, and cannot afford

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

That prince Andrew was innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LaceyRed is starting a new ball perfume business and is stealing ideas from the men of Fab.

She will also be charging £4.99 postage and packaging which is a complete rip off especially since she's posting with Hermes.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"That the earth is actually flat and the moon is made out of cheese and the stars are hundreds and thousands

You mean!?!?!

Fuck off!!

It's why women wear heels because they think it's round

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Olympics middle class bullshit..

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A new advanced form of humans has evolved and been separated from us, for greater levels of refinement of their abilities. Their offspring have been progressively introduced into society and human 1.0 will be eradicated by Human 2.0 in the near future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is actually run and controlled by a small select group of men who each have hundreds of fake profiles to give the ladies the impression that they're in charge because of the skewed ratio it creates!

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"That having a mortgage is the most effective form of imprisonment, without the need for fences, guards or watchtowers."

I've been saying similar for years...many adverts telling us we MUST strive to save the deposit to get a mortgage...

to be in debt most your working life ...

to have the house taken back for care funding ...

Spain for example is not obsessed with home owning at all costs...so they might be something in your conspiracy theory.... it'll all change come the revolution ( a week on Wednesday)

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By *anther81Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

That Bojo puts on a constant buffoon act with unkept hair and dithering when talking as an act that people seem to find charming and then vote for him.

When in actual fact he is a cold calculating power hungry ….

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

The government are Martians disguised as humans.

The Americans are planning on seducing the Royal family to relocate over there and they've started with megan and Harry- who'll be next?

Trump was really a prototype robot who failed to perform!

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By *reamblueMan
over a year ago

London

Jesus was a black, bisexual woman

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By *ibsonsgCouple
over a year ago

New Milton

That Boris Johnson is a great prime minister

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Alcohol will be banned after smoking

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

That tin-foil hats really do work

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By *exysoul888TV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

The Hairy Bikers are Beyonce's brothers

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By *aughty masonMan
over a year ago

nowhere

Donald trump runs Fabswingers.com

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

The I've got a meet and you haven't envy club

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Swingers sites are really honeypots, to attract guys who think they are really a couple (of swingers).

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