FabSwingers.com forum: The Thursday Late Late Hot Nocturnal thread

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

Good evening everyone and welcome to Thursday nights hot nocturnal thread edition...

Why not stop by and say hello and chat some nonsense with us until the early hours...

Newbies and lurkers are very welcome so don't be shy come and say hi

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over a year ago

In.

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over a year ago

¹st.

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²nd.

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³rd.

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over a year ago

4th!!

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By *ailingSwagmanMan
over a year ago

North Essex / Midlands / Southcoast

G'day. Happy Thursday to thee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Ash, how the devil are you xxxx

I'm in a mischievous mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"4th!!"

I'll give you one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First

Shut up!

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over a year ago

"First

Shut up!"

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"³rd.

Good evening brother Jim!

Congrats on being first face....

Your prize is a packet of jaffa cakes...

How's it going tonight?.....

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By *lasphemouscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

Evening all xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First

Shut up!

No "

Okay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"³rd.

Good evening brother Jim!

Congrats on being first face....

Your prize is a packet of jaffa cakes...

How's it going tonight?....."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, brother Ash. Thank you very much.

I'm alright. How are you?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"4th!!"

Good evening Midnight...how was your day?....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"First

Good evening wonko not the first...

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over a year ago

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First

Good evening wonko not the first...

I may use that as my username

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"G'day. Happy Thursday to thee."

Happy Thursday Sailing...Did you get your Disney back?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"³rd.

Good evening brother Jim!

Congrats on being first face....

Your prize is a packet of jaffa cakes...

How's it going tonight?....."

I wanna prize

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"4th!!

Good evening Midnight...how was your day?....

Hot, sweaty, sticky, horrid

How was yours?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Evening Ash, how the devil are you xxxx

I'm in a mischievous mood"

Evening Midnight....I'm hot but good...

We will keep an eye on you!

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By *ailingSwagmanMan
over a year ago

North Essex / Midlands / Southcoast

"G'day. Happy Thursday to thee.

Happy Thursday Sailing...Did you get your Disney back?...."

I did!!! I have it on now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Ash

Good evening jimbooooo

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Evening all xxx"

Good evening....I hope all is well tonight....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening.

I'm currently trying to comfort the cat after Ash tried to weigh her!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"³rd.

Good evening brother Jim!

Congrats on being first face....

Your prize is a packet of jaffa cakes...

How's it going tonight?.....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, brother Ash. Thank you very much.

I'm alright. How are you?"

I'm good thanks bro....it's still very warm here in London....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Evening all "

Good evening roobs and welcome to the nocturnal thread

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over a year ago

"Evening all "

A very good evening to you.

Welcome to the forums.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"First

Good evening wonko not the first...

I may use that as my username "

I think you should

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Evening Ash and all. Feels a bit cooler where I am tonight ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My god it’s so hot and not in a good way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Evening Ash & Lorna

Just on my way to bed, up early …. Road trip!

It’s bloody warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening Ash, how the devil are you xxxx

I'm in a mischievous mood

Evening Midnight....I'm hot but good...

We will keep an eye on you!"

I ate 4 donuts last night before bed, and washed them down with a can of beer

I don't think i should be allowed out unsupervised

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over a year ago

"Evening.

I'm currently trying to comfort the cat after Ash tried to weigh her!

Oh i weighed my cat yesterday! 5.6kg

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Evening

Good evening Saffron.....how you doing tonight?....

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over a year ago

"Evening Ash & Lorna

Just on my way to bed, up early …. Road trip!

It’s bloody warm

I hope you are going somewhere lovely. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening.

I'm currently trying to comfort the cat after Ash tried to weigh her!

Oh i weighed my cat yesterday! 5.6kg

OK how did you do it because we tried to but it really did work.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Awww Gawwd, is there no rest for the wicked?

Alreeeeett Ash, Lorna et al

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"4th!!

Good evening Midnight...how was your day?....

Hot, sweaty, sticky, horrid

How was yours? "

It was sweaty and sticky but not horrid....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Ash

Good evening jimbooooo

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sexy.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Evening

Good evening Saffron.....how you doing tonight?....

I have sweaty boobs but no grey roots so I’d say I was winning tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"³rd.

Good evening brother Jim!

Congrats on being first face....

Your prize is a packet of jaffa cakes...

How's it going tonight?.....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, brother Ash. Thank you very much.

I'm alright. How are you?

I'm good thanks bro....it's still very warm here in London....

Feeling hot, hot, hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening.

I'm currently trying to comfort the cat after Ash tried to weigh her!

Oh i weighed my cat yesterday! 5.6kg

OK how did you do it because we tried to but it really did work."

He is so heavy i just stood him on it (digital) and had to lift him off it

You could:

1) weigh ash

2) weigh ash +cat (in his arms)

3) minus 1 from 2... Et voila, remainder =cat! Genius

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"G'day. Happy Thursday to thee.

Happy Thursday Sailing...Did you get your Disney back?....

I did!!! I have it on now

That's good news

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Evening x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"4th!!

Good evening Midnight...how was your day?....

Hot, sweaty, sticky, horrid

How was yours?

It was sweaty and sticky but not horrid....

I'm horrid.. I'm stinky too now 'cos i walked 10 to gym and also did a step class

Don't stand downwind of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Roobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening.

I'm currently trying to comfort the cat after Ash tried to weigh her!

Oh i weighed my cat yesterday! 5.6kg

OK how did you do it because we tried to but it really did work.

He is so heavy i just stood him on it (digital) and had to lift him off it

You could:

1) weigh ash

2) weigh ash +cat (in his arms)

3) minus 1 from 2... Et voila, remainder =cat! Genius"

Ohh clever! We tried a trail of dreamies leading to the scales. ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rooooooooooooooooooobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening.

I'm currently trying to comfort the cat after Ash tried to weigh her!

Oh i weighed my cat yesterday! 5.6kg

OK how did you do it because we tried to but it really did work.

He is so heavy i just stood him on it (digital) and had to lift him off it

You could:

1) weigh ash

2) weigh ash +cat (in his arms)

3) minus 1 from 2... Et voila, remainder =cat! Genius

Ohh clever! We tried a trail of dreamies leading to the scales. ????"

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good evening Ash

Good evening jimbooooo

Good evening...what have you been up to tonight?.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"³rd.

Good evening brother Jim!

Congrats on being first face....

Your prize is a packet of jaffa cakes...

How's it going tonight?.....

I wanna prize

I've already said that I'll give you one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening.

I'm currently trying to comfort the cat after Ash tried to weigh her!

Oh i weighed my cat yesterday! 5.6kg

OK how did you do it because we tried to but it really did work.

He is so heavy i just stood him on it (digital) and had to lift him off it

You could:

1) weigh ash

2) weigh ash +cat (in his arms)

3) minus 1 from 2... Et voila, remainder =cat! Genius

Ohh clever! We tried a trail of dreamies leading to the scales. ????"

i hope the cat isn't on a diet

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Evening ash and everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"³rd.

Good evening brother Jim!

Congrats on being first face....

Your prize is a packet of jaffa cakes...

How's it going tonight?.....

I wanna prize

I've already said that I'll give you one.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Evening.

I'm currently trying to comfort the cat after Ash tried to weigh her!

Good evening ....I will try again tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on my ³rd can of cola.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Evening Ash and all. Feels a bit cooler where I am tonight ?

Good evening GJB....I hope there is no more red wine in the fridge

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Evening Ash & Lorna

Just on my way to bed, up early …. Road trip!

It’s bloody warm

Good evening DC....I hope tomorrow's road trip goes well x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm on my ³rd can of cola."

Have you still got sweaty bollock syndrome?

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

"Evening Ash and all. Feels a bit cooler where I am tonight ?

Good evening GJB....I hope there is no more red wine in the fridge

There was not much anyway. So finished. I have three boxes spare

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Evening Ash, how the devil are you xxxx

I'm in a mischievous mood

Evening Midnight....I'm hot but good...

We will keep an eye on you!

I ate 4 donuts last night before bed, and washed them down with a can of beer

I don't think i should be allowed out unsupervised

I better have a word with Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening.

I'm currently trying to comfort the cat after Ash tried to weigh her!

Oh i weighed my cat yesterday! 5.6kg

OK how did you do it because we tried to but it really did work.

He is so heavy i just stood him on it (digital) and had to lift him off it

You could:

1) weigh ash

2) weigh ash +cat (in his arms)

3) minus 1 from 2... Et voila, remainder =cat! Genius

Ohh clever! We tried a trail of dreamies leading to the scales. ????

i hope the cat isn't on a diet

She probably should be!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Awww Gawwd, is there no rest for the wicked?

Alreeeeett Ash, Lorna et al

Alreet Ace....there really isn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on my ³rd can of cola.

Have you still got sweaty bollock syndrome? "

Still sweaty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening Ash, how the devil are you xxxx

I'm in a mischievous mood

Evening Midnight....I'm hot but good...

We will keep an eye on you!

I ate 4 donuts last night before bed, and washed them down with a can of beer

I don't think i should be allowed out unsupervised

I better have a word with Jim

I'll take care of her.

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By *ailingSwagmanMan
over a year ago

North Essex / Midlands / Southcoast

Why are we weighing cats?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Evening

Good evening Saffron.....how you doing tonight?....

I have sweaty boobs but no grey roots so I’d say I was winning tonight

Saffron 1-0 Grey roots

I hope it doesn't go to pens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are we weighing cats?"

Because Ash's mum said our cat was fat!

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By *ailingSwagmanMan
over a year ago

North Essex / Midlands / Southcoast

"Why are we weighing cats?

Because Ash's mum said our cat was fat!

Was she right?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Why are we weighing cats?"

Cos they're easier to pick up than goldfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening

Good evening Saffron.....how you doing tonight?....

I have sweaty boobs but no grey roots so I’d say I was winning tonight

Saffron 1-0 Grey roots

I hope it doesn't go to pens

Using a Sharpie is going to be time consuming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are we weighing cats?

Cos they're easier to pick up than goldfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are we weighing cats?

Because Ash's mum said our cat was fat!

Was she right?"

We don't know as our clever plan to get the cat on the scales didn't work.

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By *nSeeNMan
over a year ago

Z'ha'dum

"Why are we weighing cats?

Because Ash's mum said our cat was fat!

Getting them ready for Xmas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are we weighing cats?

Cos they're easier to pick up than goldfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are we weighing cats?

Because Ash's mum said our cat was fat!

Getting them ready for Xmas?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Evening x"

Good evening Sparkle....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"4th!!

Good evening Midnight...how was your day?....

Hot, sweaty, sticky, horrid

How was yours?

It was sweaty and sticky but not horrid....

I'm horrid.. I'm stinky too now 'cos i walked 10 to gym and also did a step class

Don't stand downwind of me

I'm tired just reading your post

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By *ailingSwagmanMan
over a year ago

North Essex / Midlands / Southcoast

"Why are we weighing cats?

Because Ash's mum said our cat was fat!

Was she right?

We don't know as our clever plan to get the cat on the scales didn't work. "

Upturned puzzle box/boardgame lid... surely irresistible to said feline beast?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Evening Ash, Lorna & everyone else.

Are you feeling better today, Ash? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are we weighing cats?

Because Ash's mum said our cat was fat!

Was she right?

We don't know as our clever plan to get the cat on the scales didn't work.

Upturned puzzle box/boardgame lid... surely irresistible to said feline beast?"

Well we tried lead to lay a trail of dreamies but it didn't really work.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Evening ash and everyone

Good evening easilyled....anything exciting to report in tonight?...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm on my ³rd can of cola."

You could be doing a long sit down wee tonight....

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Evening.

I'm currently trying to comfort the cat after Ash tried to weigh her!

Oh i weighed my cat yesterday! 5.6kg

OK how did you do it because we tried to but it really did work."

I’m a towel and suitcase scales you hand hold

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"Evening ash and everyone

Good evening easilyled....anything exciting to report in tonight?..."

Nowt exciting ash. Just got back from a meal so eyelids are quietly getting heavier. You ok?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Evening Ash & Lorna

Just on my way to bed, up early …. Road trip!

It’s bloody warm

I hope you are going somewhere lovely. X"

I am yes

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm on my ³rd can of cola.

You could be doing a long sit down wee tonight....

It wouldn't be the first time

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Evening Ash, Lorna & everyone else.

Are you feeling better today, Ash? Xx"

Good evening Red....I'm feeling much better now thank you x

How have you been coping with the hot weather?

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Evening noctornals and tubby cats.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Evening Ash

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Evening

Good evening Saffron.....how you doing tonight?....

I have sweaty boobs but no grey roots so I’d say I was winning tonight

Saffron 1-0 Grey roots

I hope it doesn't go to pens

Using a Sharpie is going to be time consuming."

Can’t use a sharpie im going out tomorrow!!!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Evening ash and everyone

Good evening easilyled....anything exciting to report in tonight?...

Nowt exciting ash. Just got back from a meal so eyelids are quietly getting heavier. You ok? "

I'm good thank you...did you enjoy your meal out?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening Ash & Lorna

Just on my way to bed, up early …. Road trip!

It’s bloody warm

I hope you are going somewhere lovely. X

I am yes

Hope you have a lovely time. X

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Evening

Good evening Saffron.....how you doing tonight?....

I have sweaty boobs but no grey roots so I’d say I was winning tonight

Saffron 1-0 Grey roots

I hope it doesn't go to pens

Using a Sharpie is going to be time consuming.

Can’t use a sharpie im going out tomorrow!!!

*we are going out tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are we weighing cats?"

Easier than herding them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on my ³rd can of cola.

You could be doing a long sit down wee tonight....

I'm just about to go.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Evening noctornals and tubby cats.

Good evening Sharif....I hope all is well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening

Good evening Saffron.....how you doing tonight?....

I have sweaty boobs but no grey roots so I’d say I was winning tonight

Saffron 1-0 Grey roots

I hope it doesn't go to pens

Using a Sharpie is going to be time consuming.

Can’t use a sharpie im going out tomorrow!!!

*we are going out tomorrow

I'm going to pray for Saffy tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening noctornals and tubby cats.

My cat is huge

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Evening Ash

Hello Lexi...Nice to see you on tonight's nocturnal thread

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"Evening ash and everyone

Good evening easilyled....anything exciting to report in tonight?...

Nowt exciting ash. Just got back from a meal so eyelids are quietly getting heavier. You ok?

I'm good thank you...did you enjoy your meal out?...."

Yes thanks. Surf n turf then a nice lemon cheesecake.place was hotter than the devils nutsack tho

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm on my ³rd can of cola.

You could be doing a long sit down wee tonight....

I'm just about to go."

Good luck!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Evening Ash, Lorna & everyone else.

Are you feeling better today, Ash? Xx

Good evening Red....I'm feeling much better now thank you x

How have you been coping with the hot weather?

Aw, I'm glad. Hot, muggy weather really not good for my condition. Throw in menopause & I'm a grumpy, sweaty, bitch!

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Evening noctornals and tubby cats.

My cat is huge

There's no need to brag

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Evening noctornals and tubby cats.

Good evening Sharif....I hope all is well

Oh yes I'm nice and cool with my stash of Mr Freezes

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Evening ash and everyone

Good evening easilyled....anything exciting to report in tonight?...

Nowt exciting ash. Just got back from a meal so eyelids are quietly getting heavier. You ok?

I'm good thank you...did you enjoy your meal out?....

Yes thanks. Surf n turf then a nice lemon cheesecake.place was hotter than the devils nutsack tho "

I love cheese cake...it's my favourite

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Evening Ash, Lorna & everyone else.

Are you feeling better today, Ash? Xx

Good evening Red....I'm feeling much better now thank you x

How have you been coping with the hot weather?

Aw, I'm glad. Hot, muggy weather really not good for my condition. Throw in menopause & I'm a grumpy, sweaty, bitch!

I hope it cools down soon

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Evening fellow night owls ... just back after watching the Hundred at the Oval.

Is it too late for ice cream?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Good evening Ash, Jim and lovely Lorna

Are you top form now Ash?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Evening

Good evening Saffron.....how you doing tonight?....

I have sweaty boobs but no grey roots so I’d say I was winning tonight

Saffron 1-0 Grey roots

I hope it doesn't go to pens

Using a Sharpie is going to be time consuming.

Can’t use a sharpie im going out tomorrow!!!

*we are going out tomorrow

I'm going to pray for Saffy tomorrow."

Please do. I’m the driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Ash, Jim and lovely Lorna

Are you top form now Ash? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Good evening Ash, Jim and lovely Lorna

Are you top form now Ash?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs.

Hello Jim, how are your balls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's ¹¹ o'clock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Ash, Jim and lovely Lorna

Are you top form now Ash?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs.

Hello Jim, how are your balls?

My balls are fine, thanks for asking.

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

Good evening Jim. Good evening Ash. Evening all

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Evening fellow night owls ... just back after watching the Hundred at the Oval.

Is it too late for ice cream?"

Good evening Samboza....it's never too late for an ice cream

How was the cricket?....

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Good evening Ash, Jim and lovely Lorna

Are you top form now Ash?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs.

Hello Jim, how are your balls?

My balls are fine, thanks for asking."

It’s very important to check these things

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Good evening Ash, Jim and lovely Lorna

Are you top form now Ash?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs.

Hello Jim, how are your balls?

My balls are fine, thanks for asking."

Apparently they scrub up well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim. Good evening Ash. Evening all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fingers. Smileyface

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Good evening Ash, Jim and lovely Lorna

Are you top form now Ash?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs.

Hello Jim, how are your balls?

My balls are fine, thanks for asking.

Apparently they scrub up well

How would you know that Ace?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Ash, Jim and lovely Lorna

Are you top form now Ash?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs.

Hello Jim, how are your balls?

My balls are fine, thanks for asking.

It’s very important to check these things

Absolutely.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good evening Ash, Jim and lovely Lorna

Are you top form now Ash? "

Good evening Babs....I'm back to my best now thank you x

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By *adistic_visionMan
over a year ago

bolsover

Evening all well my days gone shite bad back bad neck MRI now told this evening I have broken neck at some stage and have bone fragments in nerve Chanel five neck discs herniated and six in lower back

That will be me out of commission for a long while if as they slip in I don’t end up paralysed yay for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babs we have a fat cat!

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"Evening fellow night owls ... just back after watching the Hundred at the Oval.

Is it too late for ice cream?

Good evening Samboza....it's never too late for an ice cream

How was the cricket?...."

Surrey won .... or was it the Oval Invincibles !

Was great fun a full house almost and some nice company.

I’m going to have a magnum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all well my days gone shite bad back bad neck MRI now told this evening I have broken neck at some stage and have bone fragments in nerve Chanel five neck discs herniated and six in lower back

That will be me out of commission for a long while if as they slip in I don’t end up paralysed yay for me "

Ohh I'm really sorry.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Good evening Ash, Jim and lovely Lorna

Are you top form now Ash?

Good evening Babs....I'm back to my best now thank you x"

This is good news Ash

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Babs we have a fat cat!

Have you only just realised it’s fat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening fellow night owls ... just back after watching the Hundred at the Oval.

Is it too late for ice cream?

Good evening Samboza....it's never too late for an ice cream

How was the cricket?....

Surrey won .... or was it the Oval Invincibles !

Was great fun a full house almost and some nice company.

I’m going to have a magnum

I'm glad you had a good cricket day.

I'm going to get a second Fruit Pastiles lolly.

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By *adistic_visionMan
over a year ago

bolsover

That will be me out of commission for a long while if as they slip in I don’t end up paralysed yay for me

Ohh I'm really sorry. "

It’s life I suppose eh but I still have the dazzling good looks lol

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good evening Jim. Good evening Ash. Evening all "

Good evening Magic....How's your evening been?....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Good evening Ash, Jim and lovely Lorna

Are you top form now Ash?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs.

Hello Jim, how are your balls?

My balls are fine, thanks for asking.

Apparently they scrub up well

How would you know that Ace?

With age comes technique

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

That will be me out of commission for a long while if as they slip in I don’t end up paralysed yay for me "

Sorry to read your news and hope that you get better soon...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Babs we have a fat cat!

Have you only just realised it’s fat?

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That will be me out of commission for a long while if as they slip in I don’t end up paralysed yay for me

Ohh I'm really sorry.

It’s life I suppose eh but I still have the dazzling good looks lol "

Thats the spirit.

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"Evening fellow night owls ... just back after watching the Hundred at the Oval.

Is it too late for ice cream?

Good evening Samboza....it's never too late for an ice cream

How was the cricket?....

Surrey won .... or was it the Oval Invincibles !

Was great fun a full house almost and some nice company.

I’m going to have a magnum

I'm glad you had a good cricket day.

I'm going to get a second Fruit Pastiles lolly."

Thanks Jim

This Hundred lark is rather quick .... I’m contemplating a second magnum

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Evening all. Popping in while the kettle is on, gonna finish watching Loki.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening fellow night owls ... just back after watching the Hundred at the Oval.

Is it too late for ice cream?

Good evening Samboza....it's never too late for an ice cream

How was the cricket?....

Surrey won .... or was it the Oval Invincibles !

Was great fun a full house almost and some nice company.

I’m going to have a magnum

I'm glad you had a good cricket day.

I'm going to get a second Fruit Pastiles lolly.

Thanks Jim

This Hundred lark is rather quick .... I’m contemplating a second magnum "

Be a

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Babs we have a fat cat!

Have you only just realised it’s fat?

Yes!

Who told you the cat is fat?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Good evening Ash, Jim and lovely Lorna

Are you top form now Ash?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs.

Hello Jim, how are your balls?

My balls are fine, thanks for asking.

Apparently they scrub up well

How would you know that Ace?

With age comes technique

I missed that memo

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Evening all. Popping in while the kettle is on, gonna finish watching Loki. "

Good evening Magnum....sorry I mean Magneto...are you enjoying Loki?....we have seen 2 episodes so far...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Babs we have a fat cat!

Have you only just realised it’s fat?

Yes!

Who told you the cat is fat?

My mum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Babs we have a fat cat!

Have you only just realised it’s fat?

Yes!

Who told you the cat is fat?

Ash's mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Babs we have a fat cat!

Have you only just realised it’s fat?

Yes!

Who told you the cat is fat?

My mum!"

Your mum.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Evening all. Popping in while the kettle is on, gonna finish watching Loki.

Good evening Magnum....sorry I mean Magneto...are you enjoying Loki?....we have seen 2 episodes so far..."

Can't blame people for having ice creams on the brain at the minute!

Yes, I wasn't sure I'd like it, but watched it all this week, almost and have enjoyed it.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Babs we have a fat cat!

Have you only just realised it’s fat?

Yes!

Who told you the cat is fat?

My mum!"

Ooops!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Babs we have a fat cat!

Have you only just realised it’s fat?

Yes!

Who told you the cat is fat?

Ash's mum. "

Is she though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Babs we have a fat cat!

Have you only just realised it’s fat?

Yes!

Who told you the cat is fat?

My mum!

Your mum."

She was 90 on Tuesday Jim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Babs we have a fat cat!

Have you only just realised it’s fat?

Yes!

Who told you the cat is fat?

Ash's mum.

Is she though?

Well she has big hips but so do I so I'm not going to judge her!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Babs we have a fat cat!

Have you only just realised it’s fat?

Yes!

Who told you the cat is fat?

Ash's mum.

Is she though?

Well she has big hips but so do I so I'm not going to judge her!"

Don’t we all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Babs we have a fat cat!

Have you only just realised it’s fat?

Yes!

Who told you the cat is fat?

Ash's mum.

Is she though?

Well she has big hips but so do I so I'm not going to judge her!

Don’t we all!

Exactly!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Babs we have a fat cat!

Have you only just realised it’s fat?

Yes!

Who told you the cat is fat?

Ash's mum.

Is she though?

Well she has big hips but so do I so I'm not going to judge her!

Don’t we all!

Exactly!"

Is Lorna’s pussy going on a diet?

I actually made myself laugh then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Babs we have a fat cat!

Have you only just realised it’s fat?

Yes!

Who told you the cat is fat?

Ash's mum.

Is she though?

Well she has big hips but so do I so I'm not going to judge her!

Don’t we all!

Exactly!

Is Lorna’s pussy going on a diet?

I actually made myself laugh then

Bab's!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Babs we have a fat cat!

Have you only just realised it’s fat?

Yes!

Who told you the cat is fat?

Ash's mum.

Is she though?

Well she has big hips but so do I so I'm not going to judge her!

Don’t we all!

Exactly!

Is Lorna’s pussy going on a diet?

I actually made myself laugh then

Bab's!

Oh the embarrassment

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Babs we have a fat cat!

Have you only just realised it’s fat?

Yes!

Who told you the cat is fat?

Ash's mum.

Is she though?

Well she has big hips but so do I so I'm not going to judge her!

Don’t we all!

Exactly!

Is Lorna’s pussy going on a diet?

I actually made myself laugh then

naughty Babs

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Babs we have a fat cat!

Have you only just realised it’s fat?

Yes!

Who told you the cat is fat?

Ash's mum.

Is she though?

Well she has big hips but so do I so I'm not going to judge her!

Don’t we all!

Exactly!

Is Lorna’s pussy going on a diet?

I actually made myself laugh then

naughty Babs"

I have never typed that word before

you’re never too old to try new things - even if it is only once

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Babs we have a fat cat!

Have you only just realised it’s fat?

Yes!

Who told you the cat is fat?

Ash's mum.

Is she though?

Well she has big hips but so do I so I'm not going to judge her!

Don’t we all!

Exactly!

Is Lorna’s pussy going on a diet?

I actually made myself laugh then

naughty Babs

I have never typed that word before

you’re never too old to try new things - even if it is only once

It’s so much funnier when it’s so unexpected!!! I proper chuckled at that one

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Babs we have a fat cat!

Have you only just realised it’s fat?

Yes!

Who told you the cat is fat?

Ash's mum.

Is she though?

Well she has big hips but so do I so I'm not going to judge her!

Don’t we all!

Exactly!

Is Lorna’s pussy going on a diet?

I actually made myself laugh then

naughty Babs

I have never typed that word before

you’re never too old to try new things - even if it is only once

It’s so much funnier when it’s so unexpected!!! I proper chuckled at that one

It was unexpected for me as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bab's thinks iv got a fat pushy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bab's thinks iv got a fat pushy!

Pussy!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Bab's thinks iv got a fat pushy!

Pussy!"

I think I said it looked fluffy on the pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Babs we have a fat cat!

Have you only just realised it’s fat?

Yes!

Who told you the cat is fat?

My mum!

Your mum.

She was 90 on Tuesday Jim.

I know.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Bab's thinks iv got a fat pushy!

How come Bab's get to see your pushy

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

It will soon be the midnight pussy hour....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bab's thinks iv got a fat pushy!

Pussy!

I think I said it looked fluffy on the pic

You did.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Bab's thinks iv got a fat pushy!

How come Bab's get to see your pushy

It’s a very fluffy pushy - just ask, she will send you a photo of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bab's thinks iv got a fat pushy!

How come Bab's get to see your pushy

Because she is special.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babs!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Bab's thinks iv got a fat pushy!

Pussy!

I think I said it looked fluffy on the pic

You did.

Lorna has a fluffy pushy

how does Ash feel about this? We need to know.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Babs!"

Sorry Jim

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Bab's thinks iv got a fat pushy!

Pussy!

I think I said it looked fluffy on the pic

You did.

Lorna has a fluffy pushy

how does Ash feel about this? We need to know. "

I think Ash strikes me as a man who would not disagree with his mum.

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