FabSwingers.com forum: National Spoonerisms Day

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

July 22nd is a day to celebrate Spoonerisms, where the first letter or letters of two words are swapped to make amusing nonsense.

Do you enjoy Cop Porn or prefer a Cunning Stunt ? Men, do you crave a Sick Duck ?

All Spoonerisms welcome here today !

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I want a lexy sady to fuck me soft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Par Cark

Just because so many actually said it that way as a kid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want a lexy sady to fuck me soft

Thank you Moving Lan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mite be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Par Cark

Just because so many actually said it that way as a kid. "

I did that ! Great memory.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mite be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hopefully we’ll see more tool kits on this thread.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Have you seen her sick duck ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sure there'll be some fitty wookers about soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could really do with having my sock cucked right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ruck your fules

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’ve got belly jeans

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you seen her sick duck ?"

No but sometimes you just have to hollow your fart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ruck your fules

Shuck that Fit !

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Have you seen her sick duck ?

No but sometimes you just have to hollow your fart

That be the pun fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Betty swollocks. Downside of this wot tether.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ruck your fules

Shuck that Fit !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im sure there'll be some fitty wookers about soon.

Yes, yike loo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Betty swollocks. Downside of this wot tether. "

Bicky Stalls all day today

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

My friend once asked for a snadburys cack in a shop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you seen her sick duck ?

No but sometimes you just have to hollow your fart

That be the pun fart

Get it low

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some Forum users Spoonerised, with apologies

Pot so Nosh

Jitty Cans

Rubber Toes

Cranny Grumpette

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My friend once asked for a snadburys cack in a shop "

I really don’t want to know what they gave her !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck

Oh rubbish that didn’t work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck

Oh rubbish that didn’t work

Awesome

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

This made me recall the very funny story about the Pransome Hince and his Trucking Fumpet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck

Oh rubbish that didn’t work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got pulled last night, I said I promise I haven't had a cunt all night, Drinkstable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This made me recall the very funny story about the Pransome Hince and his Trucking Fumpet!

I heard he filled her soul with hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck

Oh rubbish that didn’t work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got pulled last night, I said I promise I haven't had a cunt all night, Drinkstable

If he’d been a fireman he might have asked you if you’d like to fire truck ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks to the clever friend who pointed out that my own Spoonerism is

B.o. Looms, a rather smelly lurker.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I'm dazzled by the shining wit in here!

And, the difference between the moon and the River Humber is one of them is shiny bright!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not Poodles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not Poodles

Vegetarian option

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

I did say flock of blats once

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I did say flock of blats once"

For sucks fake !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm dazzled by the shining wit in here!

And, the difference between the moon and the River Humber is one of them is shiny bright!"

You’re a smart feller !

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