FabSwingers.com forum: Movie quotes 2

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The first thread filled really quickly. Part deux

"Listen to me, I got something to say, it's better to burn out, than to fade away!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a smoke?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Marines, we are leaving

Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range

He's on safari. The lions, the tigers, the bears... oh, my!

I'm only smoking to take my mind off my dog biscuit problem

Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please?

Dillon, you son of a bitch (cue manlinest handshake in history)

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By *urvyBi-84Man
over a year ago

Lancs

I know what you're thinking. ‘Did he fire six shots or only five?’ To tell the truth, in all the excitement I've kind of lost track myself. But since this is a.44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off you've got to ask yourself one question:

‘Do I feel lucky?’

Well do ya punk?

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By *urvyBi-84Man
over a year ago

Lancs

“And this one time, at Band Camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was frozen today."

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By *ereagainlolMan
over a year ago

Lerwick

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants a moustache ride?

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By *eyondhornyMan
over a year ago

Abercynon-ish

I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.

Fight Club (and often Fab)

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By *eyondhornyMan
over a year ago

Abercynon-ish

I’m Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today!

Clerks

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Hi. How are you? My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're... we're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heeeeeeeere's Johnny

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

You mean you've had a spare pair of glov s this whole time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is your daddy and what does he do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants a moustache ride?"

Super troopers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

"Anyone else want to negotiate"

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool that follows him?"

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"You mean you've had a spare pair of glov s this whole time?"

Dumb and Dumber.

Love that film.

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By *histle do nicelyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow South

I'm rightly tired of the pain I hear and feel boss

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm rightly tired of the pain I hear and feel boss"

The green mile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are you holding my hand?"

"Where's your other hand?"

"Between two pillows."

"Those aren't pillows!"

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. "

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Was we supposed to be guessing the films???

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Was we supposed to be guessing the films???

If we are I wasn't aware

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You fuck my wife?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Here's your Sub-Zero.....now plain zero

I eat green berets for breakfast and right now, I'm very hungry.

Stick around (after pinning a man to a tree with a knife)

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I fuckin' hate pikeys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Here's your Sub-Zero.....now plain zero

I eat green berets for breakfast and right now, I'm very hungry.

Stick around (after pinning a man to a tree with a knife) "

Gotta love Arnie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi. How are you? My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're... we're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree"

True romance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not who I am underneath , it's what I do that defines me .

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

"Here's your Sub-Zero.....now plain zero

Running Man

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By *eyondhornyMan
over a year ago

Abercynon-ish

Get to da chopper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm your huckleberry

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By *ereagainlolMan
over a year ago

Lerwick

Wilson!!!!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Here's your Sub-Zero.....now plain zero

I eat green berets for breakfast and right now, I'm very hungry.

Stick around (after pinning a man to a tree with a knife)

Gotta love Arnie.

He's so quotable and a lot of his films are comic because of his one liners

"What happened to Sully?"

"I let him go" he had just dropped Sully off a bridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm your huckleberry "

Ha ha Tombstone, love that film

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Hi. How are you? My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're... we're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree

True romance "

Yup, it's a favourite of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an ass like that - Roadhouse

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

She doesn't even go here!

You go Glen Coco!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Five foot nine! I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"She doesn't even go here!

You go Glen Coco!"

Not ashamed to say I know where that first quote is from

you can't sit with us

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"She doesn't even go here!

You go Glen Coco!

Not ashamed to say I know where that first quote is from

you can't sit with us"

On Wednesdays we wear pink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Five foot nine! I didn't know they stacked shit that high!"

Full metal jacket!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"She doesn't even go here!

You go Glen Coco!

Not ashamed to say I know where that first quote is from

you can't sit with us

On Wednesdays we wear pink

It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooo!!! Andy its just bolognese!!!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one of ’em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like victor

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

Just South of Ipswich

I bet you're the kind of person that would fuck a guy in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you

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By *aptain PeteMan
over a year ago

stamford

Elevator from hell.

Going down....

Aliens.

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By *ofdiamondsMan
over a year ago

Between wisbech & Kings lynn

"I bet you're the kind of person that would fuck a guy in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you"

Bloody love Full metal jacket

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

Just South of Ipswich

"I bet you're the kind of person that would fuck a guy in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you

Bloody love Full metal jacket "

Brilliant film hey

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

Just South of Ipswich

"I bet you're the kind of person that would fuck a guy in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you

Bloody love Full metal jacket "

And so many quotable lines

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Here's your Sub-Zero.....now plain zero

I eat green berets for breakfast and right now, I'm very hungry.

Stick around (after pinning a man to a tree with a knife)

Gotta love Arnie.

He's so quotable and a lot of his films are comic because of his one liners

"What happened to Sully?"

"I let him go" he had just dropped Sully off a bridge "

Yeah, awesome set piece

"Remember, Duly, when I promised to kill you last?"

" Yeah, that's right, Matrix. You did"

"I lied!"

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Here's your Sub-Zero.....now plain zero

I eat green berets for breakfast and right now, I'm very hungry.

Stick around (after pinning a man to a tree with a knife)

Gotta love Arnie.

He's so quotable and a lot of his films are comic because of his one liners

"What happened to Sully?"

"I let him go" he had just dropped Sully off a bridge

Yeah, awesome set piece

"Remember, Duly, when I promised to kill you last?"

" Yeah, that's right, Matrix. You did"

"I lied!"

Commando has several classics

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I’m going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Avi: Tony?

Bullet Tooth Tony: What?

Avi: Look in the dog.

Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean "look in the dog?"

Avi: I mean open him up.

Bullet Tooth Tony: It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

I find the carrot, infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, the carrot has mystery, flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I find the carrot, infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, the carrot has mystery, flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees!"

We've gone on holiday by mistake

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

""Why are you holding my hand?"

"Where's your other hand?"

"Between two pillows."

"Those aren't pillows!" "

The sound effect when the camera pans back to the only bed in the room cracks me up every time, I hear it in my head when ever I see something (or someone) foreboding

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

"I find the carrot, infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, the carrot has mystery, flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees!

We've gone on holiday by mistake "

Those are the kind of windows that faces look in at

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I find the carrot, infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, the carrot has mystery, flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees!

We've gone on holiday by mistake

Those are the kind of windows that faces look in at"

I been watching you, 'specially you, up on them moors prancing around like a tit. You need working on, boy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I see a man running through the park with an axe and a hard on, i figure he ain't out collecting for the red cross"

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

Just South of Ipswich

"I find the carrot, infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, the carrot has mystery, flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees!

We've gone on holiday by mistake

Those are the kind of windows that faces look in at

I been watching you, 'specially you, up on them moors prancing around like a tit. You need working on, boy!

Now look here, my cousin's a QC

GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!!!

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

"I find the carrot, infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, the carrot has mystery, flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees!

We've gone on holiday by mistake

Those are the kind of windows that faces look in at

I been watching you, 'specially you, up on them moors prancing around like a tit. You need working on, boy!

It’s you he wants, offer him yourself!

Oh my boys, my boys!

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

"I find the carrot, infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, the carrot has mystery, flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees!

We've gone on holiday by mistake

Those are the kind of windows that faces look in at

I been watching you, 'specially you, up on them moors prancing around like a tit. You need working on, boy!

Now look here, my cousin's a QC

GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!!!"

I’ve only had a few ales

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I find the carrot, infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, the carrot has mystery, flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees!

We've gone on holiday by mistake

Those are the kind of windows that faces look in at

I been watching you, 'specially you, up on them moors prancing around like a tit. You need working on, boy!

It’s you he wants, offer him yourself!

Oh my boys, my boys!

I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

"I find the carrot, infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, the carrot has mystery, flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees!

We've gone on holiday by mistake

Those are the kind of windows that faces look in at

I been watching you, 'specially you, up on them moors prancing around like a tit. You need working on, boy!

It’s you he wants, offer him yourself!

Oh my boys, my boys!

I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary"

I’ve just narrowly avoided a buggery, and I’ve come in here with the intentions of wishing one on you!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I find the carrot, infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, the carrot has mystery, flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees!

We've gone on holiday by mistake

Those are the kind of windows that faces look in at

I been watching you, 'specially you, up on them moors prancing around like a tit. You need working on, boy!

It’s you he wants, offer him yourself!

Oh my boys, my boys!

I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary

I’ve just narrowly avoided a buggery, and I’ve come in here with the intentions of wishing one on you! "

You're looking very beautiful, man. Have you been away?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

stewardess "Doctor. These a problem in the cockpit"

Doctor "what is it?"

Stewardess "it's the room at the front of the plane......"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stewardess "Doctor. These a problem in the cockpit"

Doctor "what is it?"

Stewardess "it's the room at the front of the plane......"

Don't call me shirley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I picked a bad day to give up sniffing glue.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

If a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house.

Not a film but a comedy special

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

Don’t let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner !

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Don’t let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner ! "

You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here we are again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't want to go giving something a name when you might have to eat it some day"

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

I hope I give you the shits, you fucking wimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope I give you the shits, you fucking wimp"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

three onion bhajees, two naans and a grandpa!

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - RWB-Swindon

The funny thing is, on the outside I was an honest man. Straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

"I find the carrot, infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, the carrot has mystery, flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees!

We've gone on holiday by mistake

Those are the kind of windows that faces look in at

I been watching you, 'specially you, up on them moors prancing around like a tit. You need working on, boy!

It’s you he wants, offer him yourself!

Oh my boys, my boys!

I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary

I’ve just narrowly avoided a buggery, and I’ve come in here with the intentions of wishing one on you!

You're looking very beautiful, man. Have you been away?

St Peter preached the apistles to the apostles looking like that

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I find the carrot, infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, the carrot has mystery, flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees!

We've gone on holiday by mistake

Those are the kind of windows that faces look in at

I been watching you, 'specially you, up on them moors prancing around like a tit. You need working on, boy!

It’s you he wants, offer him yourself!

Oh my boys, my boys!

I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary

I’ve just narrowly avoided a buggery, and I’ve come in here with the intentions of wishing one on you!

You're looking very beautiful, man. Have you been away?

St Peter preached the apistles to the apostles looking like that"

The joint I'm about to roll requires a craftsman. It can utilise up to 12 skins. It is called a Camberwell Carrot.

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over a year ago

"I find the carrot, infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, the carrot has mystery, flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees!

We've gone on holiday by mistake

Those are the kind of windows that faces look in at

I been watching you, 'specially you, up on them moors prancing around like a tit. You need working on, boy!

It’s you he wants, offer him yourself!

Oh my boys, my boys!

I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary

I’ve just narrowly avoided a buggery, and I’ve come in here with the intentions of wishing one on you!

You're looking very beautiful, man. Have you been away?

St Peter preached the apistles to the apostles looking like that

The joint I'm about to roll requires a craftsman. It can utilise up to 12 skins. It is called a Camberwell Carrot."

Rolling is an art!!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I find the carrot, infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, the carrot has mystery, flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees!

We've gone on holiday by mistake

Those are the kind of windows that faces look in at

I been watching you, 'specially you, up on them moors prancing around like a tit. You need working on, boy!

It’s you he wants, offer him yourself!

Oh my boys, my boys!

I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary

I’ve just narrowly avoided a buggery, and I’ve come in here with the intentions of wishing one on you!

You're looking very beautiful, man. Have you been away?

St Peter preached the apistles to the apostles looking like that

The joint I'm about to roll requires a craftsman. It can utilise up to 12 skins. It is called a Camberwell Carrot.

Rolling is an art!!

You're not wrong

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over a year ago

"I find the carrot, infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, the carrot has mystery, flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees!

We've gone on holiday by mistake

Those are the kind of windows that faces look in at

I been watching you, 'specially you, up on them moors prancing around like a tit. You need working on, boy!

It’s you he wants, offer him yourself!

Oh my boys, my boys!

I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary

I’ve just narrowly avoided a buggery, and I’ve come in here with the intentions of wishing one on you!

You're looking very beautiful, man. Have you been away?

St Peter preached the apistles to the apostles looking like that

The joint I'm about to roll requires a craftsman. It can utilise up to 12 skins. It is called a Camberwell Carrot.

Rolling is an art!!

You're not wrong

A perfect art! I’m very particular about my roll !!

I prefer to do it myself so I know it’s done properly!

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

"The first thread filled really quickly. Part deux

"Listen to me, I got something to say, it's better to burn out, than to fade away!""

There can be only one!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I find the carrot, infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, the carrot has mystery, flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees!

We've gone on holiday by mistake

Those are the kind of windows that faces look in at

I been watching you, 'specially you, up on them moors prancing around like a tit. You need working on, boy!

It’s you he wants, offer him yourself!

Oh my boys, my boys!

I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary

I’ve just narrowly avoided a buggery, and I’ve come in here with the intentions of wishing one on you!

You're looking very beautiful, man. Have you been away?

St Peter preached the apistles to the apostles looking like that

The joint I'm about to roll requires a craftsman. It can utilise up to 12 skins. It is called a Camberwell Carrot.

Rolling is an art!!

You're not wrong

A perfect art! I’m very particular about my roll !!

I prefer to do it myself so I know it’s done properly!

That's often the case with smokers I find

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

He'll live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many British soldiers in the country Tim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Now... I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ain't got time to bleed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wade Garrett

That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an ass like that.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I ain't got time to bleed"

You got time to duck?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me"

Shtick around

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Rambo? Rambo is a pussy

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Mr Gilmore I'm your caddy

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"

"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast???"

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I'm CEO, bitch"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But it ain’t about how hard you hit

It’s about how much you can get hit and keep moving forward

About how much you can take and keep moving forward

That’s how winning is done.

Rocky Balboa

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

You're only supposed to blow the bleedin' doors off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m your huckleberry

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

You know, I’ve always wanted a child. Now I think I’ll have one on toast

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Gang Member #1: What are you doin', Mister?

Bill Foster: Nothing.

Gang Member #1: Yes, you are, you're trespassing on private property.

Bill Foster: Trespassing?

Gang Member #2: You're loitering too, man.

Gang Member #1: That's right, you're loitering too.

Bill Foster: I didn't see any signs.

Gang Member #1: Whatcha call that?

Bill Foster: Graffiti?

Gang Member #1: No, man. That's not fucking graffiti, that's a sign.

Gang Member #2: He can't read it, man.

Gang Member #1: I'll read it for you. It says this is fucking private property. No fucking trespassing. This means fucking you.

Bill Foster: It says all that?

Gang Member #1: Yeah!

Bill Foster: Well, maybe if you wrote it in fucking English, I could fucking understand it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stewardess "Doctor. These a problem in the cockpit"

Doctor "what is it?"

Stewardess "it's the room at the front of the plane......"

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By *ustinCredible.Man
over a year ago

whitecross/sankey valley

The day bison graced your village was the most important of your life, but for me it was just tuesday

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"The day bison graced your village was the most important of your life, but for me it was just tuesday"

This Is Merely Superconductor Electromagnetism! Surely You've Heard Of It? It Levitates Bullet Trains From Tokyo To Osaka. It Levitates My Desk, Where I Ride The Saddle Of The World. And It Levitates...ME!

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By *ustinCredible.Man
over a year ago

whitecross/sankey valley

"The day bison graced your village was the most important of your life, but for me it was just tuesday

Love this movie it's so terrible but I watch it at least once a year

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"The day bison graced your village was the most important of your life, but for me it was just tuesday

Love this movie it's so terrible but I watch it at least once a year"

It's so terrible it's great. Raul Julia as Bison is the best thing about it.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Mellow greetings, sir. What seems to be your boggle?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Hey!! Who's driving this flying umbrella?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gang Member #1: What are you doin', Mister?

Bill Foster: Nothing.

Gang Member #1: Yes, you are, you're trespassing on private property.

Bill Foster: Trespassing?

Gang Member #2: You're loitering too, man.

Gang Member #1: That's right, you're loitering too.

Bill Foster: I didn't see any signs.

Gang Member #1: Whatcha call that?

Bill Foster: Graffiti?

Gang Member #1: No, man. That's not fucking graffiti, that's a sign.

Gang Member #2: He can't read it, man.

Gang Member #1: I'll read it for you. It says this is fucking private property. No fucking trespassing. This means fucking you.

Bill Foster: It says all that?

Gang Member #1: Yeah!

Bill Foster: Well, maybe if you wrote it in fucking English, I could fucking understand it."

Falling down

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Hey lighthead!! Hey Christmas tree!!

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

Asumshion is the mother of all fuckups.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Gang Member #1: What are you doin', Mister?

Bill Foster: Nothing.

Gang Member #1: Yes, you are, you're trespassing on private property.

Bill Foster: Trespassing?

Gang Member #2: You're loitering too, man.

Gang Member #1: That's right, you're loitering too.

Bill Foster: I didn't see any signs.

Gang Member #1: Whatcha call that?

Bill Foster: Graffiti?

Gang Member #1: No, man. That's not fucking graffiti, that's a sign.

Gang Member #2: He can't read it, man.

Gang Member #1: I'll read it for you. It says this is fucking private property. No fucking trespassing. This means fucking you.

Bill Foster: It says all that?

Gang Member #1: Yeah!

Bill Foster: Well, maybe if you wrote it in fucking English, I could fucking understand it.

Falling down"

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