FabSwingers.com forum: Four types of sex

By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Four kinds of Sex

The first is Smurf Sex -

This happens during the honeymoon period of a relationship, you keep doing it and doing it, until you're blue in the face.

The second is Kitchen Sex - This is at the beginning of your marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, any time, any place, even in the kitchen.

The third kind is Bedroom Sex - You've calmed down a bit, perhaps you have had some kids, so you have to do it in the bedroom.

The fourth kind is Hallway Sex - This is where you pass each other in the hallway, look each other in the eye and say, "FUCK YOU!"

By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

The wife and I were lying in bed this morning when she said, "I think the romance in this relationship is dead."

I wish she wouldn't talk to me while I'm having a wank.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody good job there's sites like this then. The fifth kind of sex NSA. UMMMM

By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Bloody good job there's sites like this then. The fifth kind of sex NSA. UMMMM

Lmfao yeh yeh lol x