FabSwingers.com forum: Sympathy!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please give me some!

I feel like death!

Got home after a social last night (which was oh so dull!) to find my housemate sat on the sofa reading his redundancy letter!

In a vain attemp to cheer him up I cracked open a 20 yr old single malt! Just found it empty in the kitchen!

And he doesn't drink whisky!

I can hear slugs crawling 20 miles away!

Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

A good malt? Not to be wasted

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Bacon. That's all you need.

Oh plus a couple of eggs, mushrooms, beans, tomatoes, sausages, black pudding and toast. Burp

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Self inflicted........ No sympathy

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Oh yes..... Mushrooms on toast. Breakfast time I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a banana! Potassium release will soak it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can of redbull a wank and you should be good to go lol feel sorry for your mate tho not nice being paid off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bacon. That's all you need.

Oh plus a couple of eggs, mushrooms, beans, tomatoes, sausages, black pudding and toast. Burp "

That could be asking a lot!

Only just managed to open my eyes enough to make a coffee and type this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can of redbull a wank and you should be good to go lol feel sorry for your mate tho not nice being paid off

I can manage the red bull!

Might need some help with the other though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon. That's all you need.

Oh plus a couple of eggs, mushrooms, beans, tomatoes, sausages, black pudding and toast. Burp "

If I sling a couple of snifters down my neck can I have that breakfast please?

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By *hynottsCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

2 raw eggs in a glass of milk will sort it grandad swears by it

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

its self inflicted you are getting not a shred of feeling sorry for you from me!!!!

here is a hug

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Bacon. That's all you need.

Oh plus a couple of eggs, mushrooms, beans, tomatoes, sausages, black pudding and toast. Burp

If I sling a couple of snifters down my neck can I have that breakfast please?

Sure, how do you like your eggs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon. That's all you need.

Oh plus a couple of eggs, mushrooms, beans, tomatoes, sausages, black pudding and toast. Burp

If I sling a couple of snifters down my neck can I have that breakfast please?

Sure, how do you like your eggs?"

Coddled ... bet you thought I'd say unfertilised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can of redbull a wank and you should be good to go lol feel sorry for your mate tho not nice being paid off

I can manage the red bull!

Might need some help with the other though!

Go on do it yourself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you was not out with that chicken again taking pics and really shagged out so chilled why you hit the bottle , lol only thing is bed ... sorry but you will not feel better until been in sheets again , And stay of the doughnuts will make you sick . lol oo and tell flat mate lifes not over .. if he wish to work its out there and sure will be a better job. xx

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Bacon. That's all you need.

Oh plus a couple of eggs, mushrooms, beans, tomatoes, sausages, black pudding and toast. Burp

If I sling a couple of snifters down my neck can I have that breakfast please?

Sure, how do you like your eggs?

Coddled ... bet you thought I'd say unfertilised.

Coddled ! I can only do the typo version

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes my sympathy. Why do we do it!!

Hope you recover quicker than I tend to. I do think the advice above on redbull and a wank was good. I always feel strangely horny when I'm hungover so knock a few out and you'll soon feel better xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"its self inflicted you are getting not a shred of feeling sorry for you from me!!!!

here is a hug

Awwwww thanks!!!

Can someone phone me in sick please - just tell them I've got Ebola - but should be fine tomorrow!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please give me some!

I feel like death!

Got home after a social last night (which was oh so dull!) to find my housemate sat on the sofa reading his redundancy letter!

In a vain attemp to cheer him up I cracked open a 20 yr old single malt! Just found it empty in the kitchen!

And he doesn't drink whisky!

I can hear slugs crawling 20 miles away!

Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Yeah but how do you know your not still in the middle of some vivid dream, soon to wake-up full of the joys of life..... eh!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"its self inflicted you are getting not a shred of feeling sorry for you from me!!!!

here is a hug

Awwwww thanks!!!

Can someone phone me in sick please - just tell them I've got Ebola - but should be fine tomorrow!!!

Sorry I had already made the call for you. You have a poorly tummy ache

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please give me some!

I feel like death!

Got home after a social last night (which was oh so dull!) to find my housemate sat on the sofa reading his redundancy letter!

In a vain attemp to cheer him up I cracked open a 20 yr old single malt! Just found it empty in the kitchen!

And he doesn't drink whisky!

I can hear slugs crawling 20 miles away!

Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Yeah but how do you know your not still in the middle of some vivid dream, soon to wake-up full of the joys of life..... eh!

If its a dream - does that mean that im not now soaking wet from going out in the rain for a coffee/ciggie - but have in fact had an unfortunate accident?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I can manage the red bull!

Might need some help with the other though!

Come and rest your poorly head on my bosom and let me stroke your brow as you sleep it off

Then when you wake up there'll be a cup of tea and a bacon buttie waiting.

. There may be a price to pay though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please give me some!

I feel like death!

Got home after a social last night (which was oh so dull!) to find my housemate sat on the sofa reading his redundancy letter!

In a vain attemp to cheer him up I cracked open a 20 yr old single malt! Just found it empty in the kitchen!

And he doesn't drink whisky!

I can hear slugs crawling 20 miles away!

Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Yeah but how do you know your not still in the middle of some vivid dream, soon to wake-up full of the joys of life..... eh!

If its a dream - does that mean that im not now soaking wet from going out in the rain for a coffee/ciggie - but have in fact had an unfortunate accident?

Oop's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can manage the red bull!

Might need some help with the other though!

Come and rest your poorly head on my bosom and let me stroke your brow as you sleep it off

Then when you wake up there'll be a cup of tea and a bacon buttie waiting.

. There may be a price to pay though...

Ooh - now there's an idea!!!

Sadly I doubt I'll be under the drink drive limit for a good few hours yet!!!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Come and rest your poorly head on my bosom and let me stroke your brow as you sleep it off

Then when you wake up there'll be a cup of tea and a bacon buttie waiting.

. There may be a price to pay though...

Ooh - now there's an idea!!!

Sadly I doubt I'll be under the drink drive limit for a good few hours yet!!!

I'm not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can have some sympathy from me. Only because I was the same Saturday after copious amounts of vodka and jagerbombs

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

If you really want sympathy, you will find it in the dictionary between shit and syphillis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Self inflicted........ No sympathy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I just got a headache with a hangover and not have to spend day with head stuck in loo, hence since last hangover 2 years ago I decided to part friends with the booze.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

YOU POOR THING!!!!! NEVER MIND, YOU'LL FEEL BETTER SOON.

KISSES!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"YOU POOR THING!!!!! NEVER MIND, YOU'LL FEEL BETTER SOON.

KISSES!!!!"

Lol! You can shout all you like!! Got my fingers in my ears, the light off and an intravenous drip cocktail of red bull, coffee, bacon butties, haribos and donuts!

I feel sick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"YOU POOR THING!!!!! NEVER MIND, YOU'LL FEEL BETTER SOON.

KISSES!!!!

Lol! You can shout all you like!! Got my fingers in my ears, the light off and an intravenous drip cocktail of red bull, coffee, bacon butties, haribos and donuts!

I feel sick!

Have some more sleep and then have some fat , then a bit later go out and get mac ds! Mmmm I'm hungry!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"YOU POOR THING!!!!! NEVER MIND, YOU'LL FEEL BETTER SOON.

KISSES!!!!

Lol! You can shout all you like!! Got my fingers in my ears, the light off and an intravenous drip cocktail of red bull, coffee, bacon butties, haribos and donuts!

I feel sick!

Have some more sleep and then have some fat , then a bit later go out and get mac ds! Mmmm I'm hungry!

You're a genius!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwww you poor lamb. I do feel for you even if self inflicted cause been there myself plenty of times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh I hope you feel better soon, you poor man, its tough when you put yourself there for others and take on their pain. Go and rest and try not to do much today. Keep comfy and snuggly, drink lots of fluids, non alcoholic and make sure you eat something, maybe something bland so it won't upset your precious tummy xx

(Just how sincere do you want me to be)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"YOU POOR THING!!!!! NEVER MIND, YOU'LL FEEL BETTER SOON.

KISSES!!!!

Lol! You can shout all you like!! Got my fingers in my ears, the light off and an intravenous drip cocktail of red bull, coffee, bacon butties, haribos and donuts!

I feel sick!

Have some more sleep and then have some fat , then a bit later go out and get mac ds! Mmmm I'm hungry!

You're a genius!!!

Sshh! (I have a reputation to uphold)

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