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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good evening everyone and welcome to tonight's Wednesday night hot nocturnal thread edition...

Why not stop by and say hello and chat some nonsense with us until the early hours...

Newbies and lurkers are very welcome here so don't be shy come and say hi...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim hot.

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Evening Ash and all. Sweltering here still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

¹²³.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Are you sweaty Ash?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Ash .....

Good evening jimboooo

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

Eeeeeeevening Ash, how are you?

Evening all

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Jim hot."

Good evening Jim hot!..

Congrats on being first face tonight...

Your prize is a cool drink of your choice...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash and all. Sweltering here still "

Good evening GJB..how you keeping cool tonight?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo."

Copy cat

Yo yo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone and welcome to tonight's Wednesday night hot nocturnal thread edition...

Why not stop by and say hello and chat some nonsense with us until the early hours...

Newbies and lurkers are very welcome here so don't be shy come and say hi... "

Hola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm starting to understand how microwaved baked beans feel......

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Are you sweaty Ash? "

Good evening Saffron...I have about 4 fans on at the moment and I'm considering sleeping outside tonight

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Are you sweaty Ash?

Good evening Saffron...I have about 4 fans on at the moment and I'm considering sleeping outside tonight

"

I feel your pain Ash. Is Lorna not fanning you and feeding you chilled grapes?!?!?!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash .....

Good evening jimboooo "

Good evening...How's it going tonight....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim hot.

Good evening Jim hot!..

Congrats on being first face tonight...

Your prize is a cool drink of your choice... "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. I'll have a sugar-free cola. I'm sweet enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you sweaty Ash?

Good evening Saffron...I have about 4 fans on at the moment and I'm considering sleeping outside tonight

I feel your pain Ash. Is Lorna not fanning you and feeding you chilled grapes?!?!?! "

Urmmmmmmm! Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo.

Copy cat

Yo yo!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you sweaty Ash?

Good evening Saffron...I have about 4 fans on at the moment and I'm considering sleeping outside tonight

"

You now have 3, iv taken one for the cat!

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

Good evening Ash, good evening Fab.

It is hot in here and I hope that it will cool down tonight

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Eeeeeeevening Ash, how are you?

Evening all "

Good evening Magic...I'm doing good thank you...I'm thinking about eating some ice cream but not sure...

How you doing today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Ash .....

Good evening jimboooo "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sexy.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Yo.

Copy cat

Yo yo!"

Yo!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hello Hot stuff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not first "

Not tonight.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Are you sweaty Ash?

Good evening Saffron...I have about 4 fans on at the moment and I'm considering sleeping outside tonight

I feel your pain Ash. Is Lorna not fanning you and feeding you chilled grapes?!?!?!

Urmmmmmmm! Nope "

Poooooorrrrr Assshhhhhhh

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading


"Evening Ash and all. Sweltering here still

Good evening GJB..how you keeping cool tonight?..

"

Doors and windows open. As there is a slight breeze. Plus on sofa in just pair shorts. . Cold drinks , not beer or wine at moment. May have a bit later. I have put red wine in fridge to cool. Yes I do realise it is sacrilege .

As red should be served at room temperature

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening everyone and welcome to tonight's Wednesday night hot nocturnal thread edition...

Why not stop by and say hello and chat some nonsense with us until the early hours...

Newbies and lurkers are very welcome here so don't be shy come and say hi...

Hola "

Hola Rose.....would you like a cold drink?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Hot stuff! "

Don't encourage him! He's been strutting round the flat singing "I'm too sexy"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you sweaty Ash?

Good evening Saffron...I have about 4 fans on at the moment and I'm considering sleeping outside tonight

I feel your pain Ash. Is Lorna not fanning you and feeding you chilled grapes?!?!?!

Urmmmmmmm! Nope

Poooooorrrrr Assshhhhhhh "

And hows going to fan me and feed me grapes!

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By *r essexfunsterMan
over a year ago

harlow

Newbie alert

Must ask before I post. Is there a dress code ? And if there is can it be relented in this heat ?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Are you sweaty Ash?

Good evening Saffron...I have about 4 fans on at the moment and I'm considering sleeping outside tonight

I feel your pain Ash. Is Lorna not fanning you and feeding you chilled grapes?!?!?!

Urmmmmmmm! Nope

Poooooorrrrr Assshhhhhhh

And hows going to fan me and feed me grapes!"

The cat

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm starting to understand how microwaved baked beans feel...... "

Good evening Trucker......I do like beans on toast but not during this heat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you sweaty Ash?

Good evening Saffron...I have about 4 fans on at the moment and I'm considering sleeping outside tonight

I feel your pain Ash. Is Lorna not fanning you and feeding you chilled grapes?!?!?!

Urmmmmmmm! Nope

Poooooorrrrr Assshhhhhhh

And hows going to fan me and feed me grapes!

The cat "

Well she was just eating my hair so I Don't trust her hygiene standards!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hello Hot stuff!

Don't encourage him! He's been strutting round the flat singing "I'm too sexy"!"

As he should be! He's too sexy by far, it would be weird if he didn't realise he's so sexy it hurts.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Are you sweaty Ash?

Good evening Saffron...I have about 4 fans on at the moment and I'm considering sleeping outside tonight

I feel your pain Ash. Is Lorna not fanning you and feeding you chilled grapes?!?!?! "

I just asked her and was told to get my own....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Hot stuff!

Don't encourage him! He's been strutting round the flat singing "I'm too sexy"!

As he should be! He's too sexy by far, it would be weird if he didn't realise he's so sexy it hurts."

Its not easy living with such a sexy man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you sweaty Ash?

Good evening Saffron...I have about 4 fans on at the moment and I'm considering sleeping outside tonight

I feel your pain Ash. Is Lorna not fanning you and feeding you chilled grapes?!?!?!

I just asked her and was told to get my own.... "

Absolutely! Now please bring me a magnum.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Good evening everybody. Is it me or it is slightly hot tonight? and I am stuck in front of the fan in some tasteful underwear

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Jim hot.

Good evening Jim hot!..

Congrats on being first face tonight...

Your prize is a cool drink of your choice...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. I'll have a sugar-free cola. I'm sweet enough."

One sugar free cola coming right up Jim...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone and welcome to tonight's Wednesday night hot nocturnal thread edition...

Why not stop by and say hello and chat some nonsense with us until the early hours...

Newbies and lurkers are very welcome here so don't be shy come and say hi...

Hola

Hola Rose.....would you like a cold drink?.... "

Very very much. What's on offer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm watching The Hangover Part III. The first joke is funny, sick, but funny. Unfortunately the rest of the film, not so funny.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Not first "

Evening Wonko not the first.....How's it going tonight....

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By *ailingSwagmanMan
over a year ago

North Essex / Midlands / Southcoast

Hi, cruising the forums! Broadband broken and no streaming availiable. I have lost Disney+ send happy thoughts and cookies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim hot.

Good evening Jim hot!..

Congrats on being first face tonight...

Your prize is a cool drink of your choice...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. I'll have a sugar-free cola. I'm sweet enough.

One sugar free cola coming right up Jim... "

Mercy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, cruising the forums! Broadband broken and no streaming availiable. I have lost Disney+ send happy thoughts and cookies! "

What kind of cookies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Newbie alert

Must ask before I post. Is there a dress code ? And if there is can it be relented in this heat ?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Funster. Wear anything you want.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alreeeeet Ash, Lorna, Jim et al, I'm gonna stick ma head in the freezer for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, cruising the forums! Broadband broken and no streaming availiable. I have lost Disney+ send happy thoughts and cookies! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Swagman. Sorry to read you're -Disney.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Are you sweaty Ash?

Good evening Saffron...I have about 4 fans on at the moment and I'm considering sleeping outside tonight

You now have 3, iv taken one for the cat!"

Flippin eck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alreeeeet Ash, Lorna, Jim et al, I'm gonna stick ma head in the freezer for a while "

Cool story, bro.

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton


"Eeeeeeevening Ash, how are you?

Evening all

Good evening Magic...I'm doing good thank you...I'm thinking about eating some ice cream but not sure...

How you doing today?"

I've had a good day thanks

Just eat the ice cream... Don't think about it

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...

Hey Ash, hope you're feeling better today x

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Are you sweaty Ash?

Good evening Saffron...I have about 4 fans on at the moment and I'm considering sleeping outside tonight

I feel your pain Ash. Is Lorna not fanning you and feeding you chilled grapes?!?!?!

I just asked her and was told to get my own....

Absolutely! Now please bring me a magnum. "

What flavour?!? I had biscoff tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too sexy for this thread. Too sexy for this thread. And everything you've read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you sweaty Ash?

Good evening Saffron...I have about 4 fans on at the moment and I'm considering sleeping outside tonight

I feel your pain Ash. Is Lorna not fanning you and feeding you chilled grapes?!?!?!

I just asked her and was told to get my own....

Absolutely! Now please bring me a magnum.

What flavour?!? I had biscoff tonight "

A nutty one.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash, good evening Fab.

It is hot in here and I hope that it will cool down tonight "

Good evening luvhandle ...I hope so too...

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By *ailingSwagmanMan
over a year ago

North Essex / Midlands / Southcoast


"Hi, cruising the forums! Broadband broken and no streaming availiable. I have lost Disney+ send happy thoughts and cookies!

What kind of cookies?"

If i had choice from the magic biscuit fairy it would be Timtams... but I also wouldn't mind a packet full of Ladyfingers

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Are you sweaty Ash?

Good evening Saffron...I have about 4 fans on at the moment and I'm considering sleeping outside tonight

I feel your pain Ash. Is Lorna not fanning you and feeding you chilled grapes?!?!?!

I just asked her and was told to get my own....

Absolutely! Now please bring me a magnum.

What flavour?!? I had biscoff tonight

Im a right nutty one. "

I know

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello Hot stuff! "

Hello Meli...

Seeing you has just made my blood pressure go up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm too sexy for this thread. Too sexy for this thread. And everything you've read."

Do you shake your little tushy on the catwalk too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, cruising the forums! Broadband broken and no streaming availiable. I have lost Disney+ send happy thoughts and cookies!

What kind of cookies?

If i had choice from the magic biscuit fairy it would be Timtams... but I also wouldn't mind a packet full of Ladyfingers "

Iv no idea what either of those are! What about a hobnob?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash and all. Sweltering here still

Good evening GJB..how you keeping cool tonight?..

Doors and windows open. As there is a slight breeze. Plus on sofa in just pair shorts. . Cold drinks , not beer or wine at moment. May have a bit later. I have put red wine in fridge to cool. Yes I do realise it is sacrilege .

As red should be served at room temperature "

Red wine in the fridge?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you sweaty Ash?

Good evening Saffron...I have about 4 fans on at the moment and I'm considering sleeping outside tonight

I feel your pain Ash. Is Lorna not fanning you and feeding you chilled grapes?!?!?!

I just asked her and was told to get my own....

Absolutely! Now please bring me a magnum.

What flavour?!? I had biscoff tonight

Im a right nutty one.

I know "

Pot kettle!

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By *r essexfunsterMan
over a year ago

harlow

A kettle for a magnum ?

Confusing for us newbies. Nearly said new boys then I remembered my age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash and all. Sweltering here still

Good evening GJB..how you keeping cool tonight?..

Doors and windows open. As there is a slight breeze. Plus on sofa in just pair shorts. . Cold drinks , not beer or wine at moment. May have a bit later. I have put red wine in fridge to cool. Yes I do realise it is sacrilege .

As red should be served at room temperature "

Heathen!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Newbie alert

Must ask before I post. Is there a dress code ? And if there is can it be relented in this heat ?"

Good evening Mr Essex....tonight's dress code is as little as possible!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening everybody. Is it me or it is slightly hot tonight? and I am stuck in front of the fan in some tasteful underwear "

Good evening forbidden....I hope you don't get stuck to the fan...

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By *ailingSwagmanMan
over a year ago

North Essex / Midlands / Southcoast


"Hi, cruising the forums! Broadband broken and no streaming availiable. I have lost Disney+ send happy thoughts and cookies!

What kind of cookies?

If i had choice from the magic biscuit fairy it would be Timtams... but I also wouldn't mind a packet full of Ladyfingers

Iv no idea what either of those are! What about a hobnob?"

Timtams are a Aussie invention (much like a Penguin), but I am sure you must have nibbled on some Ladyfingers... maybe you have and not even realised it! Hobnobs... I could gobble them up up all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm too sexy for this thread. Too sexy for this thread. And everything you've read.

Do you shake your little tushy on the catwalk too? "

Goes without saying.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening everyone and welcome to tonight's Wednesday night hot nocturnal thread edition...

Why not stop by and say hello and chat some nonsense with us until the early hours...

Newbies and lurkers are very welcome here so don't be shy come and say hi...

Hola

Hola Rose.....would you like a cold drink?....

Very very much. What's on offer?"

Tonight there is orange juice...Pepsi max zero or sparkling water...or an ice lolly...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi, cruising the forums! Broadband broken and no streaming availiable. I have lost Disney+ send happy thoughts and cookies! "

Good evening sailing and welcome to the nocturnal thread...hope you get Disney back soon....

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading


"Evening Ash and all. Sweltering here still

Good evening GJB..how you keeping cool tonight?..

Doors and windows open. As there is a slight breeze. Plus on sofa in just pair shorts. . Cold drinks , not beer or wine at moment. May have a bit later. I have put red wine in fridge to cool. Yes I do realise it is sacrilege .

As red should be served at room temperature

Red wine in the fridge?... "

Yes I know. I do apologise to all wine lovers. I will try one glass and see. If not beer .

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good evening one and all. What a day! A sweltering morning, wrapped up in a plastic apron and heavy trousers to do vaccines. I had THE most challenging day I've ever had for patients with anxiety/phobia, including one who nearly punched me

Quick costume change and straight to work. Took my team out for coffee/drinks and cake; did my admin and meetings from the café afterwards and then home.

Then I slipped in the shower when I got home and have really done my pelvis a mischief. Have been on bed ever since

So. A day of the sublime to the ridiculous

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Alreeeeet Ash, Lorna, Jim et al, I'm gonna stick ma head in the freezer for a while "

Alreeeeet Ace....try not to fall asleep!....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm starting to understand how microwaved baked beans feel...... "

How do they feel?! I didn't know beans had feelings (other than the lady bean )

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Eeeeeeevening Ash, how are you?

Evening all

Good evening Magic...I'm doing good thank you...I'm thinking about eating some ice cream but not sure...

How you doing today?

I've had a good day thanks

Just eat the ice cream... Don't think about it "

I will have a bit of fruit too...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hey Ash, hope you're feeling better today x"

I'm feeling much better today thank you DA x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Newbie alert

Must ask before I post. Is there a dress code ? And if there is can it be relented in this heat ?"

Nah. I'm naked most nights when I'm posting on the nocturnal thread

Wear your birthday suit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm starting to understand how microwaved baked beans feel......

How do they feel?! I didn't know beans had feelings (other than the lady bean )"

Microwaved baked beans feel like has-beens.

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Evening all...

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"Newbie alert

Must ask before I post. Is there a dress code ? And if there is can it be relented in this heat ?

Nah. I'm naked most nights when I'm posting on the nocturnal thread

Wear your birthday suit!"

I would if I wasn't at parents doing the care bit... that would be wrong

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

wasssssssssaaaaaaaaaap nocturnals

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull

Evening all xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm starting to understand how microwaved baked beans feel......

How do they feel?! I didn't know beans had feelings (other than the lady bean )

Microwaved baked beans feel like has-beens."

I prefer was-beans

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By *ushLaurWoman
over a year ago

Solihull

Evening you gorgeous bunch.

Aircon in my bedroom is bliss, a little to cold for my liking if I’m honest, proper stiff nips

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By *ailingSwagmanMan
over a year ago

North Essex / Midlands / Southcoast


"Hi, cruising the forums! Broadband broken and no streaming availiable. I have lost Disney+ send happy thoughts and cookies!

Good evening sailing and welcome to the nocturnal thread...hope you get Disney back soon...."

I was momentarily basking in the awesome of Captain America... but it's gone again

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"Evening you gorgeous bunch.

Aircon in my bedroom is bliss, a little to cold for my liking if I’m honest, proper stiff nips "

Ooh... talk like that could result in stiffness for us gents and that's without the air con

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening you gorgeous bunch.

Aircon in my bedroom is bliss, a little to cold for my liking if I’m honest, proper stiff nips "

That's posh. You really are in Solihull.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Hi, cruising the forums! Broadband broken and no streaming availiable. I have lost Disney+ send happy thoughts and cookies!

Good evening sailing and welcome to the nocturnal thread...hope you get Disney back soon....

I was momentarily basking in the awesome of Captain America... but it's gone again "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaoxsOs8ENg

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening one and all. What a day! A sweltering morning, wrapped up in a plastic apron and heavy trousers to do vaccines. I had THE most challenging day I've ever had for patients with anxiety/phobia, including one who nearly punched me

Quick costume change and straight to work. Took my team out for coffee/drinks and cake; did my admin and meetings from the café afterwards and then home.

Then I slipped in the shower when I got home and have really done my pelvis a mischief. Have been on bed ever since

So. A day of the sublime to the ridiculous "

Good evening Mrs KC... hope you feel better after your bed rest....

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By *ushLaurWoman
over a year ago

Solihull


"Evening you gorgeous bunch.

Aircon in my bedroom is bliss, a little to cold for my liking if I’m honest, proper stiff nips

That's posh. You really are in Solihull."

Only in the bedroom though, when you walk out onto the landing the heat hits you like walking off the plane on holiday

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening all... "

Good evening Mr SJ....How's it going tonight?....

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By *ailingSwagmanMan
over a year ago

North Essex / Midlands / Southcoast


"Good evening one and all. What a day! A sweltering morning, wrapped up in a plastic apron and heavy trousers to do vaccines. I had THE most challenging day I've ever had for patients with anxiety/phobia, including one who nearly punched me"

I warned my vacinatrix last week that I was a fainter and asked to have the injection laying down... "Don't be silly, you're a brave strong chap you can sit in the chair"... 20 mins laying still on the floor holding up the queue later she realised she had f*cked up

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"wasssssssssaaaaaaaaaap nocturnals"

He needs to buy a new keyboard ^

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"wasssssssssaaaaaaaaaap nocturnals"

Evening Sharif....I hope all is good....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening one and all. What a day! A sweltering morning, wrapped up in a plastic apron and heavy trousers to do vaccines. I had THE most challenging day I've ever had for patients with anxiety/phobia, including one who nearly punched me

I warned my vacinatrix last week that I was a fainter and asked to have the injection laying down... "Don't be silly, you're a brave strong chap you can sit in the chair"... 20 mins laying still on the floor holding up the queue later she realised she had f*cked up "

I get all the self reported fainters and generally anxious in my room! I occupy the room with the bed, because I need the space to manoeuvre my wheelchair. I am proud to state that, to date, zero self reported fainters have actually fainted on my watch. Today, a woman was too stressed to have it but no fainting. I'm proud of my record

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Hey everyone x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening all xx"

Good evening Nurse....what have you been up to tonight?...x

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"Evening all...

Good evening Mr SJ....How's it going tonight?...."

Too damn warm and doing the care thing

But good evening, how goes it yourself?

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

I think weather has been lovely

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Evening all xx

Good evening Nurse....what have you been up to tonight?...x"

Trying to stay cool lol xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening you gorgeous bunch.

Aircon in my bedroom is bliss, a little to cold for my liking if I’m honest, proper stiff nips "

Good evening lush....Do be careful with those stiff nips.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wasssssssssaaaaaaaaaap nocturnals

He needs to buy a new keyboard ^ "

Looks good to me.

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By *ushLaurWoman
over a year ago

Solihull


"Evening you gorgeous bunch.

Aircon in my bedroom is bliss, a little to cold for my liking if I’m honest, proper stiff nips

Good evening lush....Do be careful with those stiff nips....."

Take someone’s eye out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening you gorgeous bunch.

Aircon in my bedroom is bliss, a little to cold for my liking if I’m honest, proper stiff nips

That's posh. You really are in Solihull.

Only in the bedroom though, when you walk out onto the landing the heat hits you like walking off the plane on holiday "

Sultry Solihull.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hey everyone x"

Good evening Sbost....hope you're keeping cool tonight...x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Me x

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By *ushLaurWoman
over a year ago

Solihull


"Evening you gorgeous bunch.

Aircon in my bedroom is bliss, a little to cold for my liking if I’m honest, proper stiff nips

That's posh. You really are in Solihull.

Only in the bedroom though, when you walk out onto the landing the heat hits you like walking off the plane on holiday

Sultry Solihull."

Always sultry

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Hey everyone x

Good evening Sbost....hope you're keeping cool tonight...x"

Not possible yet

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Evening all. No air con here. Plenty of sweaty ball sack though.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening all...

Good evening Mr SJ....How's it going tonight?....

Too damn warm and doing the care thing

But good evening, how goes it yourself?"

Hope the care giving goes well....

I'm sitting in front of the fan and keeping cool

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I think weather has been lovely "

It has been beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening you gorgeous bunch.

Aircon in my bedroom is bliss, a little to cold for my liking if I’m honest, proper stiff nips

That's posh. You really are in Solihull.

Only in the bedroom though, when you walk out onto the landing the heat hits you like walking off the plane on holiday

Sultry Solihull.

Always sultry "

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By *ailingSwagmanMan
over a year ago

North Essex / Midlands / Southcoast


"Good evening one and all. What a day! A sweltering morning, wrapped up in a plastic apron and heavy trousers to do vaccines. I had THE most challenging day I've ever had for patients with anxiety/phobia, including one who nearly punched me

I warned my vacinatrix last week that I was a fainter and asked to have the injection laying down... "Don't be silly, you're a brave strong chap you can sit in the chair"... 20 mins laying still on the floor holding up the queue later she realised she had f*cked up

I get all the self reported fainters and generally anxious in my room! I occupy the room with the bed, because I need the space to manoeuvre my wheelchair. I am proud to state that, to date, zero self reported fainters have actually fainted on my watch. Today, a woman was too stressed to have it but no fainting. I'm proud of my record "

Qapla'!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Me x"

Good evening _asmeen

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"wasssssssssaaaaaaaaaap nocturnals

Evening Sharif....I hope all is good....

"

I'm all good , how are you today

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Me x

Good evening _asmeen "

Hello xxxxx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening one and all. What a day! A sweltering morning, wrapped up in a plastic apron and heavy trousers to do vaccines. I had THE most challenging day I've ever had for patients with anxiety/phobia, including one who nearly punched me

I warned my vacinatrix last week that I was a fainter and asked to have the injection laying down... "Don't be silly, you're a brave strong chap you can sit in the chair"... 20 mins laying still on the floor holding up the queue later she realised she had f*cked up

I get all the self reported fainters and generally anxious in my room! I occupy the room with the bed, because I need the space to manoeuvre my wheelchair. I am proud to state that, to date, zero self reported fainters have actually fainted on my watch. Today, a woman was too stressed to have it but no fainting. I'm proud of my record

Qapla'! "

It's problematic!

a) The only way is the wrong way, and

b) I get all the complicated cases simply due to the geography of my room

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening all. No air con here. Plenty of sweaty ball sack though. "

Good evening _agneto...I hope can cool down soon....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"wasssssssssaaaaaaaaaap nocturnals

Evening Sharif....I hope all is good....

I'm all good , how are you today "

I'm cool thanks bro....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"

x"

You mingling x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

x

You mingling x"

Kinda.

F&B thanks you, and sends his love. x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"

x

You mingling x

Kinda.

F&B thanks you, and sends his love. x"

Awww

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

x

You mingling x

Kinda.

F&B thanks you, and sends his love. x

Awww

Xxx"

He said awww too. x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"

x

You mingling x

Kinda.

F&B thanks you, and sends his love. x

Awww

Xxx

He said awww too. x"

Xxxx when is he coming back x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"

x

You mingling x

Kinda.

F&B thanks you, and sends his love. x"

F&B's love is big enough for all of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

x

You mingling x

Kinda.

F&B thanks you, and sends his love. x

Awww

Xxx

He said awww too. x

Xxxx when is he coming back x"

I don't know, I haven't asked. Knowing F&B, he'll follow his heart. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

x

You mingling x

Kinda.

F&B thanks you, and sends his love. x

F&B's love is big enough for all of us "

Yes!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"

x

You mingling x

Kinda.

F&B thanks you, and sends his love. x

Awww

Xxx

He said awww too. x

Xxxx when is he coming back x

I don't know, I haven't asked. Knowing F&B, he'll follow his heart. x"

Did you french kiss him xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

x

You mingling x

Kinda.

F&B thanks you, and sends his love. x

Awww

Xxx

He said awww too. x

Xxxx when is he coming back x

I don't know, I haven't asked. Knowing F&B, he'll follow his heart. x

Did you french kiss him xx"

Not yet. x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"

x

You mingling x

Kinda.

F&B thanks you, and sends his love. x

Awww

Xxx

He said awww too. x

Xxxx when is he coming back x

I don't know, I haven't asked. Knowing F&B, he'll follow his heart. x

Did you french kiss him xx

Not yet. x"

Are you gonna lick his bum hole in November?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

x

You mingling x

Kinda.

F&B thanks you, and sends his love. x

Awww

Xxx

He said awww too. x

Xxxx when is he coming back x

I don't know, I haven't asked. Knowing F&B, he'll follow his heart. x

Did you french kiss him xx

Not yet. x

Are you gonna lick his bum hole in November?"

Yes, and blow it with his leaf blower!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"

x

You mingling x

Kinda.

F&B thanks you, and sends his love. x

Awww

Xxx

He said awww too. x

Xxxx when is he coming back x

I don't know, I haven't asked. Knowing F&B, he'll follow his heart. x

Did you french kiss him xx

Not yet. x

Are you gonna lick his bum hole in November?

Yes, and blow it with his leaf blower!"

are you gonna go for walks and watch the sunset mid August x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

x

You mingling x

Kinda.

F&B thanks you, and sends his love. x

Awww

Xxx

He said awww too. x

Xxxx when is he coming back x

I don't know, I haven't asked. Knowing F&B, he'll follow his heart. x

Did you french kiss him xx

Not yet. x

Are you gonna lick his bum hole in November?

Yes, and blow it with his leaf blower!

are you gonna go for walks and watch the sunset mid August x"

Yes. Then we'll skinny dip together. x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"

x

You mingling x

Kinda.

F&B thanks you, and sends his love. x

Awww

Xxx

He said awww too. x

Xxxx when is he coming back x

I don't know, I haven't asked. Knowing F&B, he'll follow his heart. x

Did you french kiss him xx

Not yet. x

Are you gonna lick his bum hole in November?

Yes, and blow it with his leaf blower!

are you gonna go for walks and watch the sunset mid August x

Yes. Then we'll skinny dip together. x"

Wow may I be present x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

x

You mingling x

Kinda.

F&B thanks you, and sends his love. x

Awww

Xxx

He said awww too. x

Xxxx when is he coming back x

I don't know, I haven't asked. Knowing F&B, he'll follow his heart. x

Did you french kiss him xx

Not yet. x

Are you gonna lick his bum hole in November?

Yes, and blow it with his leaf blower!

are you gonna go for walks and watch the sunset mid August x

Yes. Then we'll skinny dip together. x

Wow may I be present x"

Yes, but you'd better film us. x

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge


"Evening you gorgeous bunch.

Aircon in my bedroom is bliss, a little to cold for my liking if I’m honest, proper stiff nips "

Well if you need them warming up...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Did you french kiss him xx

Not yet. x"

As far as I'm aware, neither of them have been to the USA, nor met Deborah Harry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Hangover Part III is shit.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"

x

You mingling x

Kinda.

F&B thanks you, and sends his love. x

Awww

Xxx

He said awww too. x

Xxxx when is he coming back x

I don't know, I haven't asked. Knowing F&B, he'll follow his heart. x

Did you french kiss him xx

Not yet. x

Are you gonna lick his bum hole in November?

Yes, and blow it with his leaf blower!

are you gonna go for walks and watch the sunset mid August x

Yes. Then we'll skinny dip together. x

Wow may I be present x

Yes, but you'd better film us. x"

I can do that il wear my gold bikini and gold wedges x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm supposed to be going into work to give a presentation and meet a student with welfare issues and then do wheelchair basketball later on, but my crotch is on fire

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Did you french kiss him xx

Not yet. x

As far as I'm aware, neither of them have been to the USA, nor met Deborah Harry "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you french kiss him xx

Not yet. x

As far as I'm aware, neither of them have been to the USA, nor met Deborah Harry "

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vT3-Ol3iaMU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

x

You mingling x

Kinda.

F&B thanks you, and sends his love. x

Awww

Xxx

He said awww too. x

Xxxx when is he coming back x

I don't know, I haven't asked. Knowing F&B, he'll follow his heart. x

Did you french kiss him xx

Not yet. x

Are you gonna lick his bum hole in November?

Yes, and blow it with his leaf blower!

are you gonna go for walks and watch the sunset mid August x

Yes. Then we'll skinny dip together. x

Wow may I be present x

Yes, but you'd better film us. x

I can do that il wear my gold bikini and gold wedges x"

Fabulous. x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"

x

You mingling x

Kinda.

F&B thanks you, and sends his love. x

Awww

Xxx

He said awww too. x

Xxxx when is he coming back x

I don't know, I haven't asked. Knowing F&B, he'll follow his heart. x

Did you french kiss him xx

Not yet. x

Are you gonna lick his bum hole in November?

Yes, and blow it with his leaf blower!

are you gonna go for walks and watch the sunset mid August x

Yes. Then we'll skinny dip together. x

Wow may I be present x

Yes, but you'd better film us. x

I can do that il wear my gold bikini and gold wedges x

Fabulous. x"

I will but you a blue jock strap x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm supposed to be going into work to give a presentation and meet a student with welfare issues and then do wheelchair basketball later on, but my crotch is on fire "

Your crotch is on fire. Consumed with what's to transpire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

x

You mingling x

Kinda.

F&B thanks you, and sends his love. x

Awww

Xxx

He said awww too. x

Xxxx when is he coming back x

I don't know, I haven't asked. Knowing F&B, he'll follow his heart. x

Did you french kiss him xx

Not yet. x

Are you gonna lick his bum hole in November?

Yes, and blow it with his leaf blower!

are you gonna go for walks and watch the sunset mid August x

Yes. Then we'll skinny dip together. x

Wow may I be present x

Yes, but you'd better film us. x

I can do that il wear my gold bikini and gold wedges x

Fabulous. x

I will but you a blue jock strap x"

Just for you. x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"

x

You mingling x

Kinda.

F&B thanks you, and sends his love. x

Awww

Xxx

He said awww too. x

Xxxx when is he coming back x

I don't know, I haven't asked. Knowing F&B, he'll follow his heart. x

Did you french kiss him xx

Not yet. x

Are you gonna lick his bum hole in November?

Yes, and blow it with his leaf blower!

are you gonna go for walks and watch the sunset mid August x

Yes. Then we'll skinny dip together. x

Wow may I be present x

Yes, but you'd better film us. x

I can do that il wear my gold bikini and gold wedges x

Fabulous. x

I will but you a blue jock strap x

Just for you. x"

No it's for you xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

x

You mingling x

Kinda.

F&B thanks you, and sends his love. x

Awww

Xxx

He said awww too. x

Xxxx when is he coming back x

I don't know, I haven't asked. Knowing F&B, he'll follow his heart. x

Did you french kiss him xx

Not yet. x

Are you gonna lick his bum hole in November?

Yes, and blow it with his leaf blower!

are you gonna go for walks and watch the sunset mid August x

Yes. Then we'll skinny dip together. x

Wow may I be present x

Yes, but you'd better film us. x

I can do that il wear my gold bikini and gold wedges x

Fabulous. x

I will but you a blue jock strap x

Just for you. x

No it's for you xxx"

True blue. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ash, do you get jockstraps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all.

My what a day it has been! Hope everyone has had a good day.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"

x

You mingling x

Kinda.

F&B thanks you, and sends his love. x

Awww

Xxx

He said awww too. x

Xxxx when is he coming back x

I don't know, I haven't asked. Knowing F&B, he'll follow his heart. x

Did you french kiss him xx

Not yet. x

Are you gonna lick his bum hole in November?

Yes, and blow it with his leaf blower!

are you gonna go for walks and watch the sunset mid August x

Yes. Then we'll skinny dip together. x

Wow may I be present x

Yes, but you'd better film us. x

I can do that il wear my gold bikini and gold wedges x

Fabulous. x

I will but you a blue jock strap x

Just for you. x

No it's for you xxx

True blue. x"

Baby I sniff you x

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"Evening all.

My what a day it has been! Hope everyone has had a good day. "

Nothing too drastic i hope?

And good evening... hopefully it'll improve for yourself now you're here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

x

You mingling x

Kinda.

F&B thanks you, and sends his love. x

Awww

Xxx

He said awww too. x

Xxxx when is he coming back x

I don't know, I haven't asked. Knowing F&B, he'll follow his heart. x

Did you french kiss him xx

Not yet. x

Are you gonna lick his bum hole in November?

Yes, and blow it with his leaf blower!

are you gonna go for walks and watch the sunset mid August x

Yes. Then we'll skinny dip together. x

Wow may I be present x

Yes, but you'd better film us. x

I can do that il wear my gold bikini and gold wedges x

Fabulous. x

I will but you a blue jock strap x

Just for you. x

No it's for you xxx

True blue. x

Baby I sniff you x"

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all.

My what a day it has been! Hope everyone has had a good day.

Nothing too drastic i hope?

And good evening... hopefully it'll improve for yourself now you're here"

If I could type it, which I can't, I can assure your response would probably be something like.... Holy shit!

I'm just trying to chill before I attempt sleeping.

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over a year ago


"Evening all.

My what a day it has been! Hope everyone has had a good day. "

Hey, Petite. I spent most of the day in bed. I couldn't be bothered to move.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm supposed to be going into work to give a presentation and meet a student with welfare issues and then do wheelchair basketball later on, but my crotch is on fire

Your crotch is on fire. Consumed with what's to transpire."

Something like that

Are pelvis transplants a thing? Like bring de-boned and replaced? Asking for a friend......

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Evening all. Off tonight and going to Edinburgh tomorrow to get up to mischief . Happy days.

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By *yes146Man
over a year ago

London

Hey...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all.

My what a day it has been! Hope everyone has had a good day.

Hey, Petite. I spent most of the day in bed. I couldn't be bothered to move."

I wish I had! You lucky man. I was woken early by a phonecall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm supposed to be going into work to give a presentation and meet a student with welfare issues and then do wheelchair basketball later on, but my crotch is on fire

Your crotch is on fire. Consumed with what's to transpire.

Something like that

Are pelvis transplants a thing? Like bring de-boned and replaced? Asking for a friend......"

I only know about boning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening everyone

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ash, do you get jockstraps?"

He borrows Lorna's frilly ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all.

My what a day it has been! Hope everyone has had a good day.

Hey, Petite. I spent most of the day in bed. I couldn't be bothered to move.

I wish I had! You lucky man. I was woken early by a phonecall. "

Oh no, not an early phonecall. Hey, the day is done now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey... "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Eyes. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening jimmm! I got a meeting tattoo today and also I’m an emotional fucking mess… send help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone "

Hey, Dave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening jimmm! I got a meeting tattoo today and also I’m an emotional fucking mess… send help! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kylie. Come here, have a hug. What's your meeting tattoo? I need details.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all.

My what a day it has been! Hope everyone has had a good day.

Hey, Petite. I spent most of the day in bed. I couldn't be bothered to move.

I wish I had! You lucky man. I was woken early by a phonecall.

Oh no, not an early phonecall. Hey, the day is done now."

And thank god it is!

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

It’s roastin… hopefully new profile pic cools me down

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By *ailingSwagmanMan
over a year ago

North Essex / Midlands / Southcoast


"Good evening one and all. What a day! A sweltering morning, wrapped up in a plastic apron and heavy trousers to do vaccines. I had THE most challenging day I've ever had for patients with anxiety/phobia, including one who nearly punched me

I warned my vacinatrix last week that I was a fainter and asked to have the injection laying down... "Don't be silly, you're a brave strong chap you can sit in the chair"... 20 mins laying still on the floor holding up the queue later she realised she had f*cked up

I get all the self reported fainters and generally anxious in my room! I occupy the room with the bed, because I need the space to manoeuvre my wheelchair. I am proud to state that, to date, zero self reported fainters have actually fainted on my watch. Today, a woman was too stressed to have it but no fainting. I'm proud of my record

Qapla'!

It's problematic!

a) The only way is the wrong way, and

b) I get all the complicated cases simply due to the geography of my room

"

The paradoxical "With accessibility comes great responsibility"

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