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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi, What's your most idiotic excuse you've ever given for pulling a sickie at work???

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By *lasphemouscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

I'm stuck in London and can't get back... after a gig, ended up drinking looong into the night with one of the band's. Was in no fit state to go in, called in and left a voicemail and had a guy shout out something rather inappropriate from the background. Whoops.. Mrs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, What's your most idiotic excuse you've ever given for pulling a sickie at work???"

I’ve never pulled a sickie from work.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Bradford and Stockport

Having had an emotional breakdown at work and very loudly telling the boss (the company owner) to go fuck himself, in front of all the other employees, then storming out... I went home, next day emailed in saying that I'd had a breakdown because reasons x, y and z, and that I was going to try get the help that I obviously needed.

Boss told me to take whatever time required on sick leave, see the doc, try to get lots of rest, come back when I was well again...

Um, what was the question? I think that I've only ever taken sick time when I was so physically or mentally fucked that working was essentially impossible.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I've only called in sick when I was actually sick.

But the most embarrassing one was, phone only call in, needed cover - laryngitis, couldn't talk. Had to get mummy to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only done it once which I used to go for a job interview. I would've used an annual leave day but already used one for another interview and as we were still in January I didn't want to waste them in case I didn't get either of the jobs

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Just a told the bullying cunts I’d had enough. Weeks off because I had attitude apparently.

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By *weetdreamsCouple
over a year ago

seaside

Papering living room papered over door codnt find my way out

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Andover


"I've only called in sick when I was actually sick.

But the most embarrassing one was, phone only call in, needed cover - laryngitis, couldn't talk. Had to get mummy to do it "

Yup I've done that! Completely lost my voice, agony to try and talk so I had to write the info down for my mum to call and tell them

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I’ve never pulled a sickie from work. "

Same here, I've always rocked up, but sometimes got sent home, on full pay, cos they knew I was under the weather

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I stupidly rang in & said I'd a tummy bug... It was alcohol related... Anyway...that afternoon my party mate calls & says hey let's go out for a liquid lunch...Didn't take much to twist my arm...Lottsa pics were taken & unbeknownst to me were posted on FB with me tagged in them...All for my Boss to see as he was a FB friend... The cringe was unreal when I discovered Sat morning...I managed to get away with it somehow without a warning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Papering living room papered over door codnt find my way out"

No Way

That's the best excuse ever !!! Did ye pull it off....... (the excuse)

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By *weetdreamsCouple
over a year ago

seaside

Just got the strange look no more said lol

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I phoned up for a mate when I was 17 and said he had verbal diarrhoea instead of saying he had violent diarrhoea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not exactly an embarrassing excuse but did ring in sick once only to be caught on tv at a football match at the opposite end of the country that night!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not exactly an embarrassing excuse but did ring in sick once only to be caught on tv at a football match at the opposite end of the country that night!!! "

Kinda similar to mine...the excuse was fine...but social media snitched on me

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Andover


"I stupidly rang in & said I'd a tummy bug... It was alcohol related... Anyway...that afternoon my party mate calls & says hey let's go out for a liquid lunch...Didn't take much to twist my arm...Lottsa pics were taken & unbeknownst to me were posted on FB with me tagged in them...All for my Boss to see as he was a FB friend... The cringe was unreal when I discovered Sat morning...I managed to get away with it somehow without a warning"

That's why my boss isn't a FB friend

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Not so much as excuse . I was on 12 hour nights . Woke up for night shift. Saw one of my fish tanks looked low water . Within less than fifteen minutes realised tank had major leak. Phoned company to say not coming in, due to leak / flood . Did get questioned by company . But when I explained that fish tank actually held over 200 gallons understood. My main concern was the fish. One to replace would cost minimum £250. I had purchased the one in tank for £20.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not so much as excuse . I was on 12 hour nights . Woke up for night shift. Saw one of my fish tanks looked low water . Within less than fifteen minutes realised tank had major leak. Phoned company to say not coming in, due to leak / flood . Did get questioned by company . But when I explained that fish tank actually held over 200 gallons understood. My main concern was the fish. One to replace would cost minimum £250. I had purchased the one in tank for £20. "

Did you get to save the fish yea?

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading


"Not so much as excuse . I was on 12 hour nights . Woke up for night shift. Saw one of my fish tanks looked low water . Within less than fifteen minutes realised tank had major leak. Phoned company to say not coming in, due to leak / flood . Did get questioned by company . But when I explained that fish tank actually held over 200 gallons understood. My main concern was the fish. One to replace would cost minimum £250. I had purchased the one in tank for £20.

Did you get to save the fish yea? "

Yes as I had another tank. The fish I mentioned about live for about another ten years in replacement tank . With others that saved although most did not live that time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not exactly an embarrassing excuse but did ring in sick once only to be caught on tv at a football match at the opposite end of the country that night!!!

Kinda similar to mine...the excuse was fine...but social media snitched on me"

Damn social media

Technically I was caught out twice that day and blatantly too! The 2nd way will remain undisclosed though

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