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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I have EVERY window in the house open and one of them is the size of the wall ....... and STILL ..... the fucking flies ping pong all the walls looking for an exit ???

I thought they could see out of their 200 eyes !

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I have EVERY window in the house open and one of them is the size of the wall ....... and STILL ..... the fucking flies ping pong all the walls looking for an exit ???

I thought they could see out of their 200 eyes !"

You got to try and chase them out room by room close windows as you go to get rid they won't go anywhere unless forced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit them with fly spray.

They stop bouncing and start doing the dyin fly dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like pearl harbour loads of them dive bombing and revving there engines as the fuckers that appear mutants whizz past ya heed, I don't like flies, flies are a pain in the arse

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’ve just had a very heated argument with a guy in my kitchen

Fly: bbbzzzzz

Me: the doors wide open fucking fly out why doncha!

Fly: bzzzzzzz

Me: it’s right there ya daft twat, go on get out!!!

Fly: bbbzzzzzz

There’s just arguing with a pig headed stubborn fly Granny

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"I’ve just had a very heated argument with a guy in my kitchen

Fly: bbbzzzzz

Me: the doors wide open fucking fly out why doncha!

Fly: bzzzzzzz

Me: it’s right there ya daft twat, go on get out!!!

Fly: bbbzzzzzz

There’s just arguing with a pig headed stubborn fly Granny

Why do they always fly around lights even when they are off?

We have a large ceiling light in middle of the dinning room.

It looks like a reenactment of the battle of Britain but fly's instead of plane's.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"I have EVERY window in the house open and one of them is the size of the wall ....... and STILL ..... the fucking flies ping pong all the walls looking for an exit ???

I thought they could see out of their 200 eyes !"

My worse nightmare. I leave my back door open so my dogs can wander in and out and the buzzy idiots enter. Despite loving all creatures great and small these things drive me insane.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If you catch one and pull their wings off, you can then call them a walk

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I’ve just had a very heated argument with a guy in my kitchen

Fly: bbbzzzzz

Me: the doors wide open fucking fly out why doncha!

Fly: bzzzzzzz

Me: it’s right there ya daft twat, go on get out!!!

Fly: bbbzzzzzz

There’s just arguing with a pig headed stubborn fly Granny

Why do they always fly around lights even when they are off?

We have a large ceiling light in middle of the dinning room.

It looks like a reenactment of the battle of Britain but fly's instead of plane's."

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

Spray them with pheromones.

It doesn't kill them, but you can swat them 2 at a time.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've just put up some sparkly door screens ...let's see if they put the little bastards off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have EVERY window in the house open and one of them is the size of the wall ....... and STILL ..... the fucking flies ping pong all the walls looking for an exit ???

I thought they could see out of their 200 eyes !

You got to try and chase them out room by room close windows as you go to get rid they won't go anywhere unless forced

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So what you are saying is that you would make a good sheepdog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have EVERY window in the house open and one of them is the size of the wall ....... and STILL ..... the fucking flies ping pong all the walls looking for an exit ???

I thought they could see out of their 200 eyes !

You got to try and chase them out room by room close windows as you go to get rid they won't go anywhere unless forced

So what you are saying is that you would make a good sheepdog?"
I shepherd the bast*rds out so I understand you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buying fly spray for me is a jinx!

What! Am I expecting them? No, if one enters they have lost their way because they wouldn't visit if they knew my dislike for them and in fact I think they do as visits have really dropped off in recent years.

Maybe something to do with the webs I occasionally let hang?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buying fly spray for me is a jinx!

Maybe something to do with the webs I occasionally let hang?"
...strategically!

Enough info for now!!

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I have EVERY window in the house open and one of them is the size of the wall ....... and STILL ..... the fucking flies ping pong all the walls looking for an exit ???

I thought they could see out of their 200 eyes !"

LMAO - This is so true OP

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