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Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you
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"Me me me
Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you
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"Ohh please... Mojito for me" again sorry for delay changing kids nappy x | |||
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"Me me me
Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you
NBVN x"Do you like pina colada, get caught in the rain | |||
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"Me me me
Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you
NBVN x
Do you like pina colada, get caught in the rain "less of the wise cracks or you are barred | |||
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"Yes please...a large long iced tea  "coming right up x | |||
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"Me me me
Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you
NBVN x"Oooooh me too! Then a mojito please.  | |||
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"Me me me
Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you
NBVN x
Do you like pina colada, get caught in the rain less of the wise cracks or you are barred "Sorry OP  hangs head in shame | |||
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"Me me me
Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you
NBVN x
Do you like pina colada, get caught in the rain less of the wise cracks or you are barred
Sorry OP hangs head in shame "Haha behave Mr NBVN x | |||
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"Me me me
Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you
NBVN x
Do you like pina colada, get caught in the rain less of the wise cracks or you are barred it's ok there is only one wise cracked drink your drink
Sorry OP hangs head in shame " | |||
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"Me me me
Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you
NBVN x
Do you like pina colada, get caught in the rain less of the wise cracks or you are barred
Sorry OP hangs head in shame
Haha behave Mr
NBVN x"Couldn't help it myself | |||
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"Me me me
Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you
NBVN x
Do you like pina colada, get caught in the rain less of the wise cracks or you are barred
Sorry OP hangs head in shame
Haha behave Mr
NBVN x
Couldn't help it myself "That song is in my head now thanks to you. NBVN x | |||
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"Me me me
Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you
NBVN x
Do you like pina colada, get caught in the rain less of the wise cracks or you are barred
Sorry OP hangs head in shame
Haha behave Mr
NBVN x
Couldn't help it myself
That song is in my head now thanks to you.
NBVN x"slow down on that drink madam you are getting tipsy x | |||
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"Me me me
Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you
NBVN x
Do you like pina colada, get caught in the rain less of the wise cracks or you are barred
Sorry OP hangs head in shame
Haha behave Mr
NBVN x
Couldn't help it myself
That song is in my head now thanks to you.
NBVN x"And the feel of the ocean And the taste of champagne | |||
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"Caprianha please "just checking google new one on me xx | |||
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"Me me me
Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you
NBVN x
Do you like pina colada, get caught in the rain less of the wise cracks or you are barred
Sorry OP hangs head in shame
Haha behave Mr
NBVN x
Couldn't help it myself
That song is in my head now thanks to you.
NBVN x
And the feel of the ocean
And the taste of champagne "Oh grrr I need another drink...barman please can I have an espresso martini
NBVN x | |||
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"Me me me
Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you
NBVN x"Do you like Pina Colada's? And getting caught in the rain? Cal | |||
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"Ohh please... Mojito for me No! You've had enough. "I haven't even started yet.... Barman can I have another please | |||
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"Fresh strawberry and lime Tom Collins bartender please......" a man with decorum coming right up | |||
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"Me me me
Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you
NBVN x
Do you like pina colada, get caught in the rain less of the wise cracks or you are barred
Sorry OP hangs head in shame
Haha behave Mr
NBVN x
Couldn't help it myself
That song is in my head now thanks to you.
NBVN x
And the feel of the ocean
And the taste of champagne
Oh grrr I need another drink...barman please can I have an espresso martini
NBVN x"If you like making love at midnight In the dunes on the cape | |||
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"Ohh please... Mojito for me No! You've had enough.
I haven't even started yet....
Barman can I have another please "yes but slow down madam heard you can be trouble | |||
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"Me me me
Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you
NBVN x
Do you like Pina Colada's?
And getting caught in the rain?
Cal "You bugger ...
...If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
You're the lady I've looked for
Come with me and escape"
Get out of my head haha
NBVN x | |||
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"Ohh please... Mojito for me No! You've had enough.
I haven't even started yet....
Barman can I have another please yes but slow down madam heard you can be trouble "You've ain't seen nothing yet  | |||
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"Cocktail and banter "Tequila sunrise for me, easy on the sunrise!  | |||
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"Ohh please... Mojito for me No! You've had enough.
I haven't even started yet....
Barman can I have another please yes but slow down madam heard you can be trouble madam calm down you are a mad Yorkshire woman
You've ain't seen nothing yet " | |||
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"Me me me
Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you
NBVN x
Do you like Pina Colada's?
And getting caught in the rain?
Cal
You bugger ...
...If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
You're the lady I've looked for
Come with me and escape"
Get out of my head haha
NBVN x"Ok, ok I'll stop now..... but only if you get me a Pina Colada | |||
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"Me me me
Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you
NBVN x
Do you like Pina Colada's?
And getting caught in the rain?
Cal
You bugger ...
...If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
You're the lady I've looked for
Come with me and escape"
Get out of my head haha
NBVN x
Ok, ok I'll stop now..... but only if you get me a Pina Colada "you can have two | |||
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"Me me me
Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you
NBVN x
Do you like Pina Colada's?
And getting caught in the rain?
Cal
You bugger ...
...If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
You're the lady I've looked for
Come with me and escape"
Get out of my head haha
NBVN x
Ok, ok I'll stop now..... but only if you get me a Pina Colada "Deal ...cheeky man. NBVN x | |||
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"Ready for more.... Can I have a double JD and c*ke, 4 jagerbombs and 2 tequila shots "sparkle you are a lush but yes xx | |||
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"Ready for more.... Can I have a double JD and c*ke, 4 jagerbombs and 2 tequila shots "Barman you may have to keep an eye on this one | |||
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"Ready for more.... Can I have a double JD and c*ke, 4 jagerbombs and 2 tequila shots
Barman you may have to keep an eye on this one "don't you worry her card is marked | |||
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"Me me me
Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you
NBVN x
Do you like Pina Colada's?
And getting caught in the rain?
Cal
You bugger ...
...If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
You're the lady I've looked for
Come with me and escape"
Get out of my head haha
NBVN x
Ok, ok I'll stop now..... but only if you get me a Pina Colada
Deal ...cheeky man.
NBVN x"Or maybe..... It's another Tequila Sunrise Staring slowly across the sky | |||
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"Me me me
Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you
NBVN x
Do you like Pina Colada's?
And getting caught in the rain?
Cal
You bugger ...
...If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
You're the lady I've looked for
Come with me and escape"
Get out of my head haha
NBVN x
Ok, ok I'll stop now..... but only if you get me a Pina Colada
Deal ...cheeky man.
NBVN x
Or maybe.....
It's another Tequila Sunrise
Staring slowly across the sky "get out don't need your sort | |||
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"Ready for more.... Can I have a double JD and c*ke, 4 jagerbombs and 2 tequila shots
Barman you may have to keep an eye on this one "I have no idea where you both get that impression of me.... I'm an angel | |||
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"Me! Some lighthearted relief on here would be most welcome I’m also sweating after teaching dance classes in this heat! " Give the lady a drink barman think she is in need of one or two.... | |||
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"Me! Some lighthearted relief on here would be most welcome I’m also sweating after teaching dance classes in this heat! " welcome madam what is your nipple sorry tipple xx | |||
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"Ready for more.... Can I have a double JD and c*ke, 4 jagerbombs and 2 tequila shots
Barman you may have to keep an eye on this one
I have no idea where you both get that impression of me.... I'm an angel "Can you add another jd to that order please | |||
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"Ready for more.... Can I have a double JD and c*ke, 4 jagerbombs and 2 tequila shots
Barman you may have to keep an eye on this one
I have no idea where you both get that impression of me.... I'm an angel "not what Yorkshire police say | |||
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"ooooo love a margarita please "coming right up xx | |||
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"Ready for more.... Can I have a double JD and c*ke, 4 jagerbombs and 2 tequila shots
Barman you may have to keep an eye on this one
I have no idea where you both get that impression of me.... I'm an angel not what Yorkshire police say "What can I say....... | |||
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"Me! Some lighthearted relief on here would be most welcome I’m also sweating after teaching dance classes in this heat! welcome madam what is your nipple sorry tipple xx "I’ll have bramble cocktail please x | |||
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"Me me me
Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you
NBVN x
Do you like Pina Colada's?
And getting caught in the rain?
Cal
You bugger ...
...If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
You're the lady I've looked for
Come with me and escape"
Get out of my head haha
NBVN x
Ok, ok I'll stop now..... but only if you get me a Pina Colada
Deal ...cheeky man.
NBVN x
Or maybe.....
It's another Tequila Sunrise
Staring slowly across the sky get out don't need your sort "Have I come to the wrong place? I thought it was karaoke night | |||
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"Me me me
Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you
NBVN x
Do you like Pina Colada's?
And getting caught in the rain?
Cal
You bugger ...
...If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
You're the lady I've looked for
Come with me and escape"
Get out of my head haha
NBVN x
Ok, ok I'll stop now..... but only if you get me a Pina Colada
Deal ...cheeky man.
NBVN x
Or maybe.....
It's another Tequila Sunrise
Staring slowly across the sky get out don't need your sort
Have I come to the wrong place? I thought it was karaoke night "go on then leave me a hefty tip | |||
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"Did someone say Karaoke???? Is there a pole??? " Rushes to get one installed | |||
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"Did someone say Karaoke???? Is there a pole??? " sparkle steady | |||
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"Did someone say Karaoke???? Is there a pole??? sparkle steady "I may need to start on a smaller pole | |||
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"Did someone say Karaoke???? Is there a pole??? sparkle steady
I may need to start on a smaller pole "I'm yer man | |||
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"Yes please...a large long iced tea coming right up x"Thank You & what shall you be having Sir? | |||
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"Yes please...a large long iced tea coming right up x
Thank You & what shall you be having Sir? "tea total am a recovering alky xx | |||
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"Can I have a top up please "Prefer it if you had a top down | |||
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"Can I have a top up please
Prefer it if you had a top down "It is quite low | |||
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"Can I have a top up please "I'll top you up whenever you want | |||
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"Can I have a top up please "sparkle you are testing my patience you have 12 kids at home but yes go on xxx | |||
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"Can I have a top up please sparkle you are testing my patience you have 12 kids at home but yes go on xxx "They are all with their fathers tonight  | |||
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"Can I have a top up please
Prefer it if you had a top down
It is quite low "How low can you go | |||
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"Can I have a top up please
Prefer it if you had a top down
It is quite low
How low can you go "lush | |||
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"Can I have a top up please
Prefer it if you had a top down
It is quite low
How low can you go "You'd never believe me if I told you x | |||
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"Can I have a top up please
Prefer it if you had a top down
It is quite low
How low can you go
You'd never believe me if I told you x"I'll believe you if you back it up with proof | |||
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"Can I have a top up please sparkle you are testing my patience you have 12 kids at home but yes go on xxx
They are all with their fathers tonight "ok | |||
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"A jug of cheeky vimto please and turn up the cheesy tunes Da da da da de da" sorry just checking my orders it was a bit unruly tonight hope you got your drink xx | |||
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"A woowoo or blue lagoon for me" sorry unruly lot tonight sorry to ignore you hope you got your drink | |||
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"A woowoo or blue lagoon for me sorry unruly lot tonight sorry to ignore you hope you got your drink " | |||
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