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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cocktail and banter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Garden of Eden

Ohh please... Mojito for me

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Ely

The closest I get to a cocktail is 'A Hulk'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x"
sorry for delay been gardening

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohh please... Mojito for me"
again sorry for delay changing kids nappy x

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x"

Do you like pina colada, get caught in the rain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please...a large long iced tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like pina colada, get caught in the rain

"
less of the wise cracks or you are barred

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please...a large long iced tea

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coming right up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x"

Oooooh me too! Then a mojito please.

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like pina colada, get caught in the rain

less of the wise cracks or you are barred

Sorry OP

hangs head in shame

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

A nice cold with ice please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like pina colada, get caught in the rain

less of the wise cracks or you are barred

Sorry OP

hangs head in shame

Haha behave Mr

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like pina colada, get caught in the rain

less of the wise cracks or you are barred

it's ok there is only one wise cracked drink your drink

Sorry OP

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like pina colada, get caught in the rain

less of the wise cracks or you are barred

Sorry OP

hangs head in shame

Haha behave Mr

NBVN x"

Couldn't help it myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohh please... Mojito for me"

No! You've had enough.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice cold with ice please "
coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like pina colada, get caught in the rain

less of the wise cracks or you are barred

Sorry OP

hangs head in shame

Haha behave Mr

NBVN x

Couldn't help it myself

That song is in my head now thanks to you.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like pina colada, get caught in the rain

less of the wise cracks or you are barred

Sorry OP

hangs head in shame

Haha behave Mr

NBVN x

Couldn't help it myself

That song is in my head now thanks to you.

NBVN x"
slow down on that drink madam you are getting tipsy x

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like pina colada, get caught in the rain

less of the wise cracks or you are barred

Sorry OP

hangs head in shame

Haha behave Mr

NBVN x

Couldn't help it myself

That song is in my head now thanks to you.

NBVN x"

And the feel of the ocean

And the taste of champagne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caprianha please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Caprianha please

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just checking google new one on me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like pina colada, get caught in the rain

less of the wise cracks or you are barred

Sorry OP

hangs head in shame

Haha behave Mr

NBVN x

Couldn't help it myself

That song is in my head now thanks to you.

NBVN x

And the feel of the ocean

And the taste of champagne

Oh grrr I need another drink...barman please can I have an espresso martini

NBVN x

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Fresh strawberry and lime Tom Collins bartender please......

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x"

Do you like Pina Colada's?

And getting caught in the rain?

Cal

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Long Island please

Not sure my banter is any good though so you'll have to carry us

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Garden of Eden

"Ohh please... Mojito for me

No! You've had enough.

I haven't even started yet....

Barman can I have another please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fresh strawberry and lime Tom Collins bartender please......"
a man with decorum coming right up

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

A jug of cheeky vimto please and turn up the cheesy tunes

Da da da da de da

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like pina colada, get caught in the rain

less of the wise cracks or you are barred

Sorry OP

hangs head in shame

Haha behave Mr

NBVN x

Couldn't help it myself

That song is in my head now thanks to you.

NBVN x

And the feel of the ocean

And the taste of champagne

Oh grrr I need another drink...barman please can I have an espresso martini

NBVN x"

If you like making love at midnight

In the dunes on the cape

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohh please... Mojito for me

No! You've had enough.

I haven't even started yet....

Barman can I have another please

"
yes but slow down madam heard you can be trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like Pina Colada's?

And getting caught in the rain?

Cal

You bugger

...

...If you like making love at midnight

In the dunes on the cape

You're the lady I've looked for

Come with me and escape"

Get out of my head haha

NBVN x

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Could be a busy night in here barman stick another in me glass for me many thanks.....

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Garden of Eden

"Ohh please... Mojito for me

No! You've had enough.

I haven't even started yet....

Barman can I have another please

yes but slow down madam heard you can be trouble

You've ain't seen nothing yet

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Can I have a blue lagoon please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cocktail and banter

Tequila sunrise for me, easy on the sunrise!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohh please... Mojito for me

No! You've had enough.

I haven't even started yet....

Barman can I have another please

yes but slow down madam heard you can be trouble

madam calm down you are a mad Yorkshire woman

You've ain't seen nothing yet

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like Pina Colada's?

And getting caught in the rain?

Cal

You bugger

...

...If you like making love at midnight

In the dunes on the cape

You're the lady I've looked for

Come with me and escape"

Get out of my head haha

NBVN x"

Ok, ok I'll stop now..... but only if you get me a Pina Colada

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Barman another for the lady in the corner.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like Pina Colada's?

And getting caught in the rain?

Cal

You bugger

...

...If you like making love at midnight

In the dunes on the cape

You're the lady I've looked for

Come with me and escape"

Get out of my head haha

NBVN x

Ok, ok I'll stop now..... but only if you get me a Pina Colada

"
you can have two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like Pina Colada's?

And getting caught in the rain?

Cal

You bugger

...

...If you like making love at midnight

In the dunes on the cape

You're the lady I've looked for

Come with me and escape"

Get out of my head haha

NBVN x

Ok, ok I'll stop now..... but only if you get me a Pina Colada

Deal ...cheeky man.

NBVN x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Garden of Eden

Ready for more....

Can I have a double JD and c*ke, 4 jagerbombs and 2 tequila shots

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ready for more....

Can I have a double JD and c*ke, 4 jagerbombs and 2 tequila shots

"
sparkle you are a lush but yes xx

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Ready for more....

Can I have a double JD and c*ke, 4 jagerbombs and 2 tequila shots

Barman you may have to keep an eye on this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ready for more....

Can I have a double JD and c*ke, 4 jagerbombs and 2 tequila shots

Barman you may have to keep an eye on this one

"
don't you worry her card is marked

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like Pina Colada's?

And getting caught in the rain?

Cal

You bugger

...

...If you like making love at midnight

In the dunes on the cape

You're the lady I've looked for

Come with me and escape"

Get out of my head haha

NBVN x

Ok, ok I'll stop now..... but only if you get me a Pina Colada

Deal ...cheeky man.

NBVN x"

Or maybe.....

It's another Tequila Sunrise

Staring slowly across the sky

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Me! Some lighthearted relief on here would be most welcome I’m also sweating after teaching dance classes in this heat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like Pina Colada's?

And getting caught in the rain?

Cal

You bugger

...

...If you like making love at midnight

In the dunes on the cape

You're the lady I've looked for

Come with me and escape"

Get out of my head haha

NBVN x

Ok, ok I'll stop now..... but only if you get me a Pina Colada

Deal ...cheeky man.

NBVN x

Or maybe.....

It's another Tequila Sunrise

Staring slowly across the sky

"
get out don't need your sort

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Garden of Eden

"Ready for more....

Can I have a double JD and c*ke, 4 jagerbombs and 2 tequila shots

Barman you may have to keep an eye on this one

I have no idea where you both get that impression of me.... I'm an angel

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Me! Some lighthearted relief on here would be most welcome I’m also sweating after teaching dance classes in this heat! "

Give the lady a drink barman think she is in need of one or two....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me! Some lighthearted relief on here would be most welcome I’m also sweating after teaching dance classes in this heat! "
welcome madam what is your nipple sorry tipple xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woowoo or blue lagoon for me

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Ready for more....

Can I have a double JD and c*ke, 4 jagerbombs and 2 tequila shots

Barman you may have to keep an eye on this one

I have no idea where you both get that impression of me.... I'm an angel

Can you add another jd to that order please

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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ooooo love a margarita please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ready for more....

Can I have a double JD and c*ke, 4 jagerbombs and 2 tequila shots

Barman you may have to keep an eye on this one

I have no idea where you both get that impression of me.... I'm an angel

"
not what Yorkshire police say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ooooo love a margarita please

"
coming right up xx

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Iced water as I don't drink and its my job 2 get these lovely ladies home safely x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Garden of Eden

"Ready for more....

Can I have a double JD and c*ke, 4 jagerbombs and 2 tequila shots

Barman you may have to keep an eye on this one

I have no idea where you both get that impression of me.... I'm an angel

not what Yorkshire police say

What can I say.......

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"Me! Some lighthearted relief on here would be most welcome I’m also sweating after teaching dance classes in this heat! welcome madam what is your nipple sorry tipple xx

I’ll have bramble cocktail please x

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like Pina Colada's?

And getting caught in the rain?

Cal

You bugger

...

...If you like making love at midnight

In the dunes on the cape

You're the lady I've looked for

Come with me and escape"

Get out of my head haha

NBVN x

Ok, ok I'll stop now..... but only if you get me a Pina Colada

Deal ...cheeky man.

NBVN x

Or maybe.....

It's another Tequila Sunrise

Staring slowly across the sky

get out don't need your sort

Have I come to the wrong place? I thought it was karaoke night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like Pina Colada's?

And getting caught in the rain?

Cal

You bugger

...

...If you like making love at midnight

In the dunes on the cape

You're the lady I've looked for

Come with me and escape"

Get out of my head haha

NBVN x

Ok, ok I'll stop now..... but only if you get me a Pina Colada

Deal ...cheeky man.

NBVN x

Or maybe.....

It's another Tequila Sunrise

Staring slowly across the sky

get out don't need your sort

Have I come to the wrong place? I thought it was karaoke night

"
go on then leave me a hefty tip

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Garden of Eden

Did someone say Karaoke????

Is there a pole???

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Did someone say Karaoke????

Is there a pole??? "

Rushes to get one installed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did someone say Karaoke????

Is there a pole??? "
sparkle steady

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Garden of Eden

"Did someone say Karaoke????

Is there a pole??? sparkle steady

I may need to start on a smaller pole

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did someone say Karaoke????

Is there a pole??? sparkle steady

I may need to start on a smaller pole

"
I'm yer man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes please...a large long iced tea

coming right up x"

Thank You

& what shall you be having Sir?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please...a large long iced tea

coming right up x

Thank You

& what shall you be having Sir?

"
tea total am a recovering alky xx

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Garden of Eden

Can I have a top up please

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Can I have a top up please

Prefer it if you had a top down

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Garden of Eden

"Can I have a top up please

Prefer it if you had a top down

It is quite low

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

"Can I have a top up please

I'll top you up whenever you want

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a top up please

"
sparkle you are testing my patience you have 12 kids at home but yes go on xxx

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Garden of Eden

"Can I have a top up please

sparkle you are testing my patience you have 12 kids at home but yes go on xxx

They are all with their fathers tonight

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Can I have a top up please

Prefer it if you had a top down

It is quite low

How low can you go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a top up please

Prefer it if you had a top down

It is quite low

How low can you go

"
lush

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Garden of Eden

"Can I have a top up please

Prefer it if you had a top down

It is quite low

How low can you go

You'd never believe me if I told you x

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Can I have a top up please

Prefer it if you had a top down

It is quite low

How low can you go

You'd never believe me if I told you x"

I'll believe you if you back it up with proof

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a top up please

sparkle you are testing my patience you have 12 kids at home but yes go on xxx

They are all with their fathers tonight

"
ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A jug of cheeky vimto please and turn up the cheesy tunes

Da da da da de da"
sorry just checking my orders it was a bit unruly tonight hope you got your drink xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A woowoo or blue lagoon for me"
sorry unruly lot tonight sorry to ignore you hope you got your drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A woowoo or blue lagoon for me sorry unruly lot tonight sorry to ignore you hope you got your drink

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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Could I have a strawberry daiquiri please?

With a little umbrella if you've got them

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