FabSwingers.com forum: Movie Quotes

By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Take me to bed or lose me forever...classic

What's your favourite line from a movie?

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'll be back

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

My precious

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Take me to bed or lose me forever...classic

What's your favourite line from a movie? "

Looks like only me and you love movies

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

Play a game with me Ray

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Say hello to my little friend, another classic

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

There is no place like home x

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Mrs Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me aren’t you…

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

Here's Johnny

Classic

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

You're gonna need a bigger boat

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

The Dude abides

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

There’s only one way to be sure

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'll have what she's having

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You talking to me

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

They may take our lives but they will never take our freedom

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

You can't handle the truth

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Hope is like the sun. If you only believe it when you see it you’ll never make it through the night

and

I’d just as soon kiss a Wookiee

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Toto I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got in my pyjamas I’ll never know.

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By *acksLamentMan
over a year ago

Wales

I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late '90s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frankly my dear I don't give a damn

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By *lder funCouple
over a year ago

tottenham

Now fuck off and get your shine box

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

My name dear?.......Doubtfire......Mrs Doubtfire

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

You can’t die you fool you’re immortal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The names Bond....James...Bond

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"The names Bond....James...Bond"
that takes some beating for being the most famous

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

To infinity and beyond

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Play it again Sam is some classic too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One does not simply walk into Mordor"

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

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By *offee and Cream 2Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Loughborough

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner!"

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By *offee and Cream 2Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Loughborough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got in my taxi and you can't pay? Well......

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Hu yeh masterchief

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

Go get the gimp

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

"You can't handle the truth "

Bloody good film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This town needs an ennema

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frankly my dear.

I don't give a damn.

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

Alright, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

Now go away before I taunt you another time, you son of a silly person

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By *uper SaiyanMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

AAAAHHHHH!!!

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

Get your hands off me you damn dirty ape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say hello to my little friend"

Often used when dropping pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laugh it up, fuzzball!

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By *ockgit64Man
over a year ago

Poulton le Fylde, Lancs.

That's no Moon

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

""Say hello to my little friend"

Often used when dropping pants

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hahaha don’t get high on your own supply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can’t die you fool you’re immortal "

I am not Spanish, I am Egyptian (said in a broad Scottish accent)

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By *inkyRebelMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Daddy would you like some sausage, Daddy would you like some sausages

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

I'm not an animal I'm a human being

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are we supposed to use now? Harsh language.

Anyone care to guess the film?

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

I'm afraid,,,,,I know you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me about Macclesfield..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get busy living or get busy dying.

(that whole film i find motivational)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""What the hell are we supposed to use, man, harsh language?""

Aliens.

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

""What are we supposed to use now? Harsh language.

Anyone care to guess the film?"

Aliens

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

""What are we supposed to use now? Harsh language.

Anyone care to guess the film?

Aliens "

Game over, man.

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By *rowser79Man
over a year ago

Cork

2 from the one movie…..

“I’m the most wanted man on my island, except I’m not on my island. More’s the pity”

“I never liked him anyway. He wasn’t right……in the head”

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"2 from the one movie…..

“I’m the most wanted man on my island, except I’m not on my island. More’s the pity”

“I never liked him anyway. He wasn’t right……in the head”"
excellent. Stephen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I am your father

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Give me your coat your boots and your motorcycle

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By *lexeatonMan
over a year ago

Lichfield

"I Will Look For You, I Will Find You, And I Will Kill You." Taken

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Come on Dover, move your blumin' arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soylent Green is People!!!!!!

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Next train’s gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""What are we supposed to use now? Harsh language.

Anyone care to guess the film?

Aliens "

Oooo, gotta lurve a movie buff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Spartacus

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By *rowser79Man
over a year ago

Cork

"2 from the one movie…..

“I’m the most wanted man on my island, except I’m not on my island. More’s the pity”

“I never liked him anyway. He wasn’t right……in the head” excellent. Stephen "

Brilliant character

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By *ack and MiriCouple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Put the bunny back in the box"

Is probably my favourite Nick Cage quote ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yippe ki yay motherfucker

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By *ack and MiriCouple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"He is not Judge Judy and Executioner" Nick Frost Hot Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse "

Much like "beam my up Scotty" and "You dirty rat" it's a line that was never actually said.

Michael Corleone told Kay the story saying "my father made him an offer he couldn't refuse".

And Don Corleone said to Tom Hagen "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse".

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

My pleasure is your leisure

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse

Much like "beam my up Scotty" and "You dirty rat" it's a line that was never actually said.

Michael Corleone told Kay the story saying "my father made him an offer he couldn't refuse".

And Don Corleone said to Tom Hagen "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse".

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I don’t think play it again Sam was the exact line from the movie either

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Danny, Danny. That’s my name, don’t wear it out.

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die

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By *ack and MiriCouple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"You can’t die you fool you’re immortal

I am not Spanish, I am Egyptian (said in a broad Scottish accent)"

You talk funny Nash were you from?

Lots of different places

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

One day this war will end

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

"I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse

Much like "beam my up Scotty" and "You dirty rat" it's a line that was never actually said.

Michael Corleone told Kay the story saying "my father made him an offer he couldn't refuse".

And Don Corleone said to Tom Hagen "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse".

I know I was deliberately paraphrasing to make the meaning fit the site better

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse

Much like "beam my up Scotty" and "You dirty rat" it's a line that was never actually said.

Michael Corleone told Kay the story saying "my father made him an offer he couldn't refuse".

And Don Corleone said to Tom Hagen "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse".

I know I was deliberately paraphrasing to make the meaning fit the site better "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yippe ki yay motherfucker"

I like it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bill FUCKING Murray"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best part of you crawled down the crack of your mumma’s as and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

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By *ack and MiriCouple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die"

Classic in my opinion one the best death scenes in cinema history

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

Classic in my opinion one the best death scenes in cinema history

And unscripted as well just made up on the spot

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse

Much like "beam my up Scotty" and "You dirty rat" it's a line that was never actually said.

Michael Corleone told Kay the story saying "my father made him an offer he couldn't refuse".

And Don Corleone said to Tom Hagen "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse".

I don’t think play it again Sam was the exact line from the movie either "

I think your right on the last one

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By *ack and MiriCouple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Classic in my opinion one the best death scenes in cinema history

And unscripted as well just made up on the spot"

Rutger Hauer is a underrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating cheese, drinking wine, catching some rays

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By *ack and MiriCouple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I'm a leaf on the wind watch how I s....

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

A man's gotta know his limitations

Words to live by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't you get in your rocket and fuck off back to Legoland you cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I fucking hate this tooooooown!'

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides

By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will

Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness

For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children

And I will strike down upon thee

With great vengeance and furious anger

Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers

And you will know my name is the Lord

When I lay my vengeance upon thee

Pulp Fiction

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By *untocum1000TV/TS
over a year ago

newmarket

"Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the meantime, you might wanna leave the room. I bet it feels huge in this hand. [ushering Blind Al out] Go, go, go, go, go...

Deadpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That and the entirety improvised ‘ Eleven hundred men went into the water….. I’ll never put a life jacket on again’ monologue by Quint - Robert Shaw. In Jaws.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a fact. Sicilians have nigger blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds of years ago the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers. Way back then, Sicilians were like the wops in Northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes. But, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line for ever, from blond hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians still carry that niggers gene. I'm just quoting history. It's a fact. It's written. Your ancestors were niggers. Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother was fucked by a nigger, and had a half-nigger kid. That's a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin'?

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By *ack and MiriCouple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"It's a fact. Sicilians have nigger blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds of years ago the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers. Way back then, Sicilians were like the wops in Northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes. But, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line for ever, from blond hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians still carry that niggers gene. I'm just quoting history. It's a fact. It's written. Your ancestors were niggers. Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother was fucked by a nigger, and had a half-nigger kid. That's a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin'?"

Tarantino's best script

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

All these moments will be lost in time.... like tears In the rain ...

the best death speech ever written.

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Come on ma wee Geordie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sun is shining, the tank is clean... the tank is clean!.... Finding Nemo

I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.... Shrek

Help Is On The Way, Dear!.... Mrs Doubtfire

I'll get you, and it'll look like a bloody accident.... Cat in the hat.

Yes indeed I am a big kid

NBVN x

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By *martin1001Man
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"I'll be too busy lookin' good"

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By *lamorousBeautyLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

So many!

"Take it easy, honey, you will last longer"

"-Are you trying to show contempt for this court?

-I am doing my best to hide it"

"-You said why?

-Yes, teacher.

-That's what I thought you said. And it's a very good question too. Addition is when you take one thing and add it to another and you get two. Two and two is four and five will get you a ten if you know how to work it. Well, anyway it all adds up in the end. And that, my young man, is addition.

-What's a subtraction, teacher?

-Subtraction? Well, that's very simple. For instance, a man has a 100 dollars, you leave him with two. Well, that's subtraction."

"Oh, it's quite alright, I just adore my own company"

"-I'm a man!

-Well, nobody's perfect"

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

What did the Romans ever do for us?

He's not the son of God;he's a very naughty boy!

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By *lamorousBeautyLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

Also - from the same teaching scene:

Mae West reading the blackboard:

-I am a good boy, I am a good man, I am a good girl. What is this? Propaganda?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope I give you the shits you fucking wimp. Spoon - dog soldiers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Badges? We don't need no stinking badges'

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'right turn Clyde'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew you couldn't drive, I didn't know you couldn't read - Disney cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want the truth, you can’t handle the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Define irony....

10 points to the first to complete this quote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ezekial 25 17

The path of the righteous man………

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By *agpie and RavenMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Saturday Night Fever:-

Stephanie : You know who came into the office the other day? That singer David Bowie.

Double J. : Isn't he a fag?

Stephanie : You mean he's a bisexual.

Double J. : Yeah, he swings both ways; men and boys.

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By *ofdiamondsMan
over a year ago

Coningsby

It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again!

Come play with us Danny. Forever and ever and ever.

WILLLSSSOOONNN!

Come with me and you'll be. In a world of pure imagination

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By *ofdiamondsMan
over a year ago

Coningsby

"Ezekial 25 17

The path of the righteous man………"

Say what again. I dare you! I double dare you mother fucker! Say what again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is something about yourself that you don't know. Something that you will deny even exists, until it's too late to do anything about it. It's the only reason you get up in the morning. The only reason you suffer the shitty puss, the blood, the sweat and the tears. This is because you want people to know how good, attractive, generous, funny, wild and clever you really are. Fear or revere me, but please, think I'm special. We share an addiction. We're approval junkies. We're all in it for the slap on the back and the gold watch. The hip-hip-hoo-fuckin' rah. Look at the clever boy with the badge, polishing his trophy. Shine on you crazy diamond, because we're just monkeys wrapped in suits, begging for the approval of others.

revolver

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By *ack and MiriCouple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Define irony....

10 points to the first to complete this quote"

Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash

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By *ofdiamondsMan
over a year ago

Coningsby

Just a beautiful speech and one of the best scenes in movie history

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By *agpie and RavenMan
over a year ago

Leicester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suddenly I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door

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By *agpie and RavenMan
over a year ago

Leicester

I often use this quote from Pulp Fiction about really fat women.

"It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same."

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"All these moments will be lost in time.... like tears In the rain ...

the best death speech ever written.

Also Rutger Hauer changed the script so most of the speech were his words..

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By *ack and MiriCouple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Suddenly I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door"

You heard me rapping, right?

Gideon: You're trespassing. ...

I'm looking for something in an engagement ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take me to bed or lose me forever...classic

What's your favourite line from a movie? "

Pinched that from me last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Define irony....

10 points to the first to complete this quote

Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash"

Correct...great movie with best directed scene ever

'He's got the whole world in his hands.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack Nicholson , The Witches of Eastweek -" I'm just your average horny devil "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suddenly I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door

You heard me rapping, right?

Gideon: You're trespassing. ...

I'm looking for something in an engagement ring"

You know it? Definitely up there as one of my fav movies!

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By *ack and MiriCouple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Define irony....

10 points to the first to complete this quote

Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash

Correct...great movie with best directed scene ever

'He's got the whole world in his hands......."

Why didnt you put the bunny back in the box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a leaf on the wind watch how I s....

Awww no, someone had to go THERE!

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By *ack and MiriCouple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Suddenly I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door

You heard me rapping, right?

Gideon: You're trespassing. ...

I'm looking for something in an engagement ring

You know it? Definitely up there as one of my fav movies!"

Know it I love it

Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.

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By *ack and MiriCouple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"I'm a leaf on the wind watch how I s....

Awww no, someone had to go THERE!

I aim to misbehave

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Put the fucking dog in the basket

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Keira Knightley in The Imitation Game addressing Benedict Cumberbatch (Alan Turing); you said (the assigned puzzle) had to be solved in less than six minutes.

She got the job!

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

3 wise men? Don't seem very wise to me creeping around in a cow shed at 2 o' clock in the morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eating cheese, drinking wine, catching some rays "

Oddball, one of my all time favourite characters. "see what you did with all them negative waves Moriarity"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suddenly I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door

You heard me rapping, right?

Gideon: You're trespassing. ...

I'm looking for something in an engagement ring

You know it? Definitely up there as one of my fav movies!

Know it I love it

Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children."

Do you understand? Morphine is bad for you. Your daughter is out there on the streets waiting for you

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Eating cheese, drinking wine, catching some rays

Oddball, one of my all time favourite characters. "see what you did with all them negative waves Moriarity""

We like to play music really loud, it scares the hell out of the opposition

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Phone home... The little pointy finger thing

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Are you feelin lucky punk... Big clint

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Where's your tool?...

What tool?

This fucking tool... Ray winstone

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I love the smell of napalm in the mornin..

And...

Goooooood mornin Vietnam...

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Do you want some you fucked up rabbit with no ears"

"Waj there chickens bro"

Four lions.... one of the best films I've ever seen

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By *ack and MiriCouple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Suddenly I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door

You heard me rapping, right?

Gideon: You're trespassing. ...

I'm looking for something in an engagement ring

You know it? Definitely up there as one of my fav movies!

Know it I love it

Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.

Do you understand? Morphine is bad for you. Your daughter is out there on the streets waiting for you "

If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no armor left. You stripped it from me. Whatever is left of me... Whatever is left of me, whatever I am... I'm yours" -

Bond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are the knights who say Neee!

_-----------

I am Groot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

He won't hurt you bad he will hurt ya poiminent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suddenly I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door

You heard me rapping, right?

Gideon: You're trespassing. ...

I'm looking for something in an engagement ring

You know it? Definitely up there as one of my fav movies!

Know it I love it

Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.

Do you understand? Morphine is bad for you. Your daughter is out there on the streets waiting for you

If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.

You guys are fucking hot!! And, if we were ever in a position to meet, we’d be watching the movie before any naughty fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you ...you're locked in here with me"

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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago

Herts

Lili Von Shtupp: Would you like another schnitzengruben?

Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.

Lili Von Shtupp: Well, then how about a little...

[whispers in his ear]

Bart: Baby, please! I am not from Havana.

Soo many more

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Two that come to mind...

* "Captain, my captain"

* "Dad, wanna have a catch?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Play a game with me Ray "

I love this film and Hugh Grant is ....fabulous

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Play a game with me Ray

I love this film and Hugh Grant is ....fabulous"

Hugh Grant's character made the film for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe not a classic movie but

" meet me mate, Stanley'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you ...you're locked in here with me""

Watched that yesterday..spooky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

One of my all time favourite films

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

You’ve got a nice mouth boy!

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By *ichaelsmyMan
over a year ago

douglas

I feel the need, the need for speed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take me to bed or lose me forever...classic

What's your favourite line from a movie? "

I ain't got time to bleed

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Valmy, here.

They found out about The Jackal.

First phonecall by female infiltrator to Molitor 5901 from the Colonel's home phone in the superb adaptation of Frederick Forsythe's book, The Day of the Jackal, directed by Fred Zinneman.

The remake was abysmal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Define irony....

10 points to the first to complete this quote"

It's like steel or copper, but it's made of iron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suddenly I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door

You heard me rapping, right?

Gideon: You're trespassing. ...

I'm looking for something in an engagement ring

You know it? Definitely up there as one of my fav movies!

Know it I love it

Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.

Do you understand? Morphine is bad for you. Your daughter is out there on the streets waiting for you

If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.

Skank? I'm not skank, that's skank right there. Skanks deeead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eating cheese, drinking wine, catching some rays

Oddball, one of my all time favourite characters. "see what you did with all them negative waves Moriarity""

Yeeeeeeeess!! Woof, Woof! That's my other impression of a dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got red, I got green, I got yellow... I'm out of purple, but I do have one Gold Circle coin left... the condom of champions... the one and only... nothin' is gettin' through this sucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are the borg lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

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By *vriderMan
over a year ago

Chester

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

From John Wick. At near start of film.Policeman at door.

Policeman . Are you working tonight, looking at dead body on floor and asking about noise.

John Wick . No just some unfinished business .

Policeman. Ok goodnight John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen horrors ... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that ... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face ... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for Polio, and this old man came running after us, and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there, and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember ... I ... I ... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized ... like I was shot ... like I was shot with a diamond ... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God ... the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not monsters. These were men ... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love ... but they had the strength ... the strength ... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men, then our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral ... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling ... without passion ... without judgment ... without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us.

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Fuck me in the face with an aardvark"

Saw this film for the first time a couple of weeks ago and had to pause it as I couldn't stop laughing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Fuck me in the face with an aardvark"

Saw this film for the first time a couple of weeks ago and had to pause it as I couldn't stop laughing!"

Best line in the film!!!

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

""Fuck me in the face with an aardvark"

Saw this film for the first time a couple of weeks ago and had to pause it as I couldn't stop laughing!

Best line in the film!!!"

Closely followed by:

Hey, Baxley! Question for ya. How do you circumcise a homeless man?

Kick your mom on the chin

What's the difference between five big black guys and a joke? Baxley's mom can't take a joke.

The film went rapidly downhill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That really is America's ass!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Full monty .

Anti. Fast bastard cream there is none .

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Full monty .

Anti. Fast bastard cream there is none .

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Asta la vista baby

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm king of the world

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