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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Hello

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

In!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Arnie wrestled his internet paper off him ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello "

Babs, not only are you awake for extra extra time. You're tonight's ³rd ¹st poster, nice one! Nice one! Nice one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In! "

Give it to me, baby.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Jimmy how is your jockstrap

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Hello

Babs, not only are you awake for extra extra time. You're tonight's ³rd ¹st poster, nice one! Nice one! Nice one! "

Thank you. Thank you very much *takes a bow*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. "

Xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jimmy how is your jockstrap "

I don't own one. Should I buy one?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Jimmy how is your jockstrap

I don't own one. Should I buy one?"

Do you play cricket

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

Double thumbs up, that's a good sign.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Back

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Jimmy how is your jockstrap "

Only you can adjust that properly Yassy

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By *lasgowgent35Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’ll be glas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/07/21 01:46:29]

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Back "

What you wearing

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Back "

Have you been for a sit down wee?

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By *aughty_tonyMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

Take care all, is really past my bedtime tut tut lol.

Night all

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Jimmy how is your jockstrap

Only you can adjust that properly Yassy "

I was gonna say hang loose till I play with his balls

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by a twonk that should have known better at 21/07/21 01:46:29]"

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Take care all, is really past my bedtime tut tut lol.

Night all "

Night Tony

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Jimmy how is your jockstrap

Only you can adjust that properly Yassy

I was gonna say hang loose till I play with his balls "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ace, I can't +quote what you said. I don't know why.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Jimmy how is your jockstrap

Only you can adjust that properly Yassy

I was gonna say hang loose till I play with his balls

"

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Take care all, is really past my bedtime tut tut lol.

Night all "

Night naughty Tony

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I’ll be glas "

Glas is back

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Back

Have you been for a sit down wee? "

No all this talk of sucking made me want a mini magnum

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Ace, I can't +quote what you said. I don't know why."

It’s because you’re a twonk you said

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Arnie and sHaRIF had a wrestle. I didn't think sHaRIF was Arnie's type.

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By *lasgowgent35Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Glas is back. Tell a friend

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Back

Have you been for a sit down wee?

No all this talk of sucking made me want a mini magnum "

If I don’t get something to suck before the night is out I will feel very left out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ace, I can't +quote what you said. I don't know why.

It’s because you’re a twonk you said "

You try +quoting what Ace said.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Glas is back. Tell a friend "

Hello again Glas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello

Babs, not only are you awake for extra extra time. You're tonight's ³rd ¹st poster, nice one! Nice one! Nice one!

Thank you. Thank you very much *takes a bow* "

Enjoy your moment.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Jimmy how is your jockstrap

Only you can adjust that properly Yassy "

Testing, testing 123

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glas is back. Tell a friend "

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Jimmy how is your jockstrap

Only you can adjust that properly Yassy "

Testing for Jim….

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Babs, Glas is back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Take care all, is really past my bedtime tut tut lol.

Night all "

Na night.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Back

Have you been for a sit down wee?

No all this talk of sucking made me want a mini magnum

If I don’t get something to suck before the night is out I will feel very left out "

Go look in the freezer there must be something just in case something else suckable comes along

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Hello

Babs, not only are you awake for extra extra time. You're tonight's ³rd ¹st poster, nice one! Nice one! Nice one!

Thank you. Thank you very much *takes a bow*

Enjoy your moment."

I’m a shining example of ‘if you don’t succeed try, try again’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy.

Xxxxx "

x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Babs, Glas is back."

He is Jim. I said hello.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jimmy how is your jockstrap

I don't own one. Should I buy one?

Do you play cricket "

Do I fuck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Back "

Hello!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Back

Have you been for a sit down wee?

No all this talk of sucking made me want a mini magnum

If I don’t get something to suck before the night is out I will feel very left out

Go look in the freezer there must be something just in case something else suckable comes along "

I feel like my options are limited. I’m not sucking just for the sake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What happened for the last half an hour of the previous nocturnal thread? What was Petite banging on about?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Jimmy how is your jockstrap

I don't own one. Should I buy one?

Do you play cricket

Do I fuck."

You don’t understand cricket or jockstraps do you Jim

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"What happened for the last half an hour of the previous nocturnal thread? What was Petite banging on about?"

Spiders

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll be glas "

Nice Glas.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Back

Have you been for a sit down wee?

No all this talk of sucking made me want a mini magnum

If I don’t get something to suck before the night is out I will feel very left out

Go look in the freezer there must be something just in case something else suckable comes along

I feel like my options are limited. I’m not sucking just for the sake "

Definitely not, has to be satisfying and hit the right spot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What happened for the last half an hour of the previous nocturnal thread? What was Petite banging on about?

Spiders "

Yikes!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Back

Hello!"

Helloooo

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By *lasgowgent35Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Couple of attractive females active on this thread

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"What happened for the last half an hour of the previous nocturnal thread? What was Petite banging on about?

Spiders

Yikes!"

Specifically how clever they are at surviving being sucked up the hoover

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Back

Have you been for a sit down wee?

No all this talk of sucking made me want a mini magnum "

I'm thinking of a little Tom Selleck.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Couple of attractive females active on this thread "

Take another bow Babs

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"What happened for the last half an hour of the previous nocturnal thread? What was Petite banging on about?

Spiders

Yikes!

Specifically how clever they are at surviving being sucked up the hoover "

And we’re back to sucking

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By *lasgowgent35Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Glas is back. Tell a friend

Hello again Glas "

Hello to you beautiful x

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Back

Have you been for a sit down wee?

No all this talk of sucking made me want a mini magnum

I'm thinking of a little Tom Selleck. "

Haha glinting eyes and tickling moustache

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ace, I can't +quote what you said. I don't know why."

I have magic powers, that's why

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Couple of attractive females active on this thread

Take another bow Babs "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Back

Have you been for a sit down wee?

No all this talk of sucking made me want a mini magnum

If I don’t get something to suck before the night is out I will feel very left out "

I hope you get yourself a late night treat.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Glas is back. Tell a friend

Hello again Glas

Hello to you beautiful x "

We thought you had left us Glas

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By *lasgowgent35Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’m still here. Can’t sleep with the heat us Glaswegians are being subjected to right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello

Babs, not only are you awake for extra extra time. You're tonight's ³rd ¹st poster, nice one! Nice one! Nice one!

Thank you. Thank you very much *takes a bow*

Enjoy your moment.

I’m a shining example of ‘if you don’t succeed try, try again’ "

You shine in summer.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Back

Have you been for a sit down wee?

No all this talk of sucking made me want a mini magnum

I'm thinking of a little Tom Selleck.

Haha glinting eyes and tickling moustache "

I adore Tom Selleck now he is a drink on a stick that one

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"What happened for the last half an hour of the previous nocturnal thread? What was Petite banging on about?

Spiders

Yikes!

Specifically how clever they are at surviving being sucked up the hoover

And we’re back to sucking "

Oops

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m still here. Can’t sleep with the heat us Glaswegians are being subjected to right now "

You need a fan.

Yayy, go Glas!

That was a very bad joke, don’t let me do that again

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"What happened for the last half an hour of the previous nocturnal thread? What was Petite banging on about?

Spiders

Yikes!

Specifically how clever they are at surviving being sucked up the hoover

And we’re back to sucking

Oops "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jimmy how is your jockstrap

I don't own one. Should I buy one?

Do you play cricket

Do I fuck.

You don’t understand cricket or jockstraps do you Jim "

I don't like cricket. But with all the adjusting going on, I'm going to get a jockstrap.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Hello

Babs, not only are you awake for extra extra time. You're tonight's ³rd ¹st poster, nice one! Nice one! Nice one!

Thank you. Thank you very much *takes a bow*

Enjoy your moment.

I’m a shining example of ‘if you don’t succeed try, try again’

You shine in summer."

Oh you

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I’m still here. Can’t sleep with the heat us Glaswegians are being subjected to right now "

It is stupidly warm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't suck spiders.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I’m still here. Can’t sleep with the heat us Glaswegians are being subjected to right now

You need a fan.

Yayy, go Glas!

That was a very bad joke, don’t let me do that again "

Heat got to this one

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Jimmy how is your jockstrap

I don't own one. Should I buy one?

Do you play cricket

Do I fuck.

You don’t understand cricket or jockstraps do you Jim

I don't like cricket. But with all the adjusting going on, I'm going to get a jockstrap."

We await the photos don’t we Yasmeen?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Back

Have you been for a sit down wee?

No all this talk of sucking made me want a mini magnum

I'm thinking of a little Tom Selleck.

Haha glinting eyes and tickling moustache

I adore Tom Selleck now he is a drink on a stick that one "

There is definitely something about him

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m still here. Can’t sleep with the heat us Glaswegians are being subjected to right now

You need a fan.

Yayy, go Glas!

That was a very bad joke, don’t let me do that again

Heat got to this one "

I hang my head in shame

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Jimmy how is your jockstrap

I don't own one. Should I buy one?

Do you play cricket

Do I fuck.

You don’t understand cricket or jockstraps do you Jim

I don't like cricket. But with all the adjusting going on, I'm going to get a jockstrap."

and why not, sure they aren’t just for sport

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m still here. Can’t sleep with the heat us Glaswegians are being subjected to right now "

You're not used to it in Glasgow.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Jimmy how is your jockstrap

I don't own one. Should I buy one?

Do you play cricket

Do I fuck."

Oi language

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I’m still here. Can’t sleep with the heat us Glaswegians are being subjected to right now

You need a fan.

Yayy, go Glas!

That was a very bad joke, don’t let me do that again

Heat got to this one

I hang my head in shame "

Never ! Own the joke, no matter how bad e

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Back

Have you been for a sit down wee?

No all this talk of sucking made me want a mini magnum

I'm thinking of a little Tom Selleck.

Haha glinting eyes and tickling moustache

I adore Tom Selleck now he is a drink on a stick that one

There is definitely something about him "

He has sex appeal. All suave and sophisticated

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By *lasgowgent35Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I’m still here. Can’t sleep with the heat us Glaswegians are being subjected to right now

You're not used to it in Glasgow."

Locals are perishing

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Jimmy how is your jockstrap

I don't own one. Should I buy one?

Do you play cricket

Do I fuck.

Oi language "

Shocking isn’t it Yasmeen? Tut tut.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jimmy how is your jockstrap

I don't own one. Should I buy one?

Do you play cricket

Do I fuck.

You don’t understand cricket or jockstraps do you Jim

I don't like cricket. But with all the adjusting going on, I'm going to get a jockstrap.

and why not, sure they aren’t just for sport "

They're for action.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've been told off.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I’m still here. Can’t sleep with the heat us Glaswegians are being subjected to right now

You're not used to it in Glasgow.

Locals are perishing "

Oh that’s sad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm going to attempt to +quote Ace's first post again.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Jimmy how is your jockstrap

I don't own one. Should I buy one?

Do you play cricket

Do I fuck.

Oi language

Shocking isn’t it Yasmeen? Tut tut. "

Appalling behaviour

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Jimmy how is your jockstrap

I don't own one. Should I buy one?

Do you play cricket

Do I fuck.

You don’t understand cricket or jockstraps do you Jim

I don't like cricket. But with all the adjusting going on, I'm going to get a jockstrap.

and why not, sure they aren’t just for sport

They're for action."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I still can't +quote Ace's first post.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"I've been told off."

Cheeky

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I've been told off."

Uh oh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been told off.

Cheeky "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been told off.

Uh oh "

I'll try and behave.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Ace, I can't +quote what you said. I don't know why.

I have magic powers, that's why "

Can you quote his second one Jim ?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I still can't +quote Ace's first post."

I could. That’s a bit odd. Are you sure you’re doing it right?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I've been told off.

Uh oh

I'll try and behave."

Nooo

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"

X

Arnie wrestled his internet paper off him ^"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ace, I can't +quote what you said. I don't know why.

I have magic powers, that's why

Can you quote his second one Jim ? "

I'll give it a go.

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over a year ago


"I still can't +quote Ace's first post.

I could. That’s a bit odd. Are you sure you’re doing it right? "

Maybe I haven't spent enough time on the forums.

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over a year ago

I need a sit-down wee.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"I need a sit-down wee."

You take all the breaks you need Jim. Spurs will take over

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By *lasgowgent35Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I’m still here. Can’t sleep with the heat us Glaswegians are being subjected to right now

You're not used to it in Glasgow.

Locals are perishing

Oh that’s sad "

Send help

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I need a sit-down wee."

TMI unless it takes as long as sucking the ice lolly

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I need a sit-down wee.

You take all the breaks you need Jim. Spurs will take over "

Haha yes boss

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I’m still here. Can’t sleep with the heat us Glaswegians are being subjected to right now

You're not used to it in Glasgow.

Locals are perishing

Oh that’s sad

Send help "

I’ll have to do my rain dance, see what I can conjour up

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I need a sit-down wee.

TMI unless it takes as long as sucking the ice lolly "

And she’s back to sucking

He has been l own to disappear for a long time when he has a sit down wee. I think he goes via the cupboard

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m still here. Can’t sleep with the heat us Glaswegians are being subjected to right now

You're not used to it in Glasgow.

Locals are perishing

Oh that’s sad

Send help "

I would offer but I’m not a first aider and I should be asleep by now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a sit-down wee.

You take all the breaks you need Jim. Spurs will take over "

I'm back again.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I need a sit-down wee.

TMI unless it takes as long as sucking the ice lolly

And she’s back to sucking

He has been l own to disappear for a long time when he has a sit down wee. I think he goes via the cupboard "

It’s the buzz word tonight

Ah code for night time feast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is there such a thing as an opposite jockstrap. So that I don't have to take my pants down when I have a sit-down wee.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I need a sit-down wee.

You take all the breaks you need Jim. Spurs will take over

I'm back again."

Welcome back, that was speedy

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I need a sit-down wee.

TMI unless it takes as long as sucking the ice lolly

And she’s back to sucking

He has been known to disappear for a long time when he has a sit down wee. I think he goes via the cupboard

It’s the buzz word tonight

Ah code for night time feast "

He likes to snack

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Is there such a thing as an opposite jockstrap. So that I don't have to take my pants down when I have a sit-down wee."

Erm no pants just a cup for the balls, but like a half or quarter cup bra ?

Or can’t you just pull it to the side and point him downwards ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's just Ace's first post I can't respond to.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Is there such a thing as an opposite jockstrap. So that I don't have to take my pants down when I have a sit-down wee."

You could invest in some crotchless knickers and just poke your todger through? I don’t know Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been told off.

Uh oh

I'll try and behave.

Nooo "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there such a thing as an opposite jockstrap. So that I don't have to take my pants down when I have a sit-down wee.

Erm no pants just a cup for the balls, but like a half or quarter cup bra ?

Or can’t you just pull it to the side and point him downwards ? "

Babs has found a solution for me.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Is there such a thing as an opposite jockstrap. So that I don't have to take my pants down when I have a sit-down wee.

Erm no pants just a cup for the balls, but like a half or quarter cup bra ?

Or can’t you just pull it to the side and point him downwards ?

Babs has found a solution for me."

Sounds a good solution to

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Is there such a thing as an opposite jockstrap. So that I don't have to take my pants down when I have a sit-down wee.

Erm no pants just a cup for the balls, but like a half or quarter cup bra ?

Or can’t you just pull it to the side and point him downwards ?

Babs has found a solution for me."

I think it’s a pretty good solution. And just think of the colours and fabrics you could have

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a sit-down wee.

You take all the breaks you need Jim. Spurs will take over

I'm back again.

Welcome back, that was speedy "

That was speedy for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've got some underwear shopping to do.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I've got some underwear shopping to do."

Look forward to seeing the reviews in the future on your purchases

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I've got some underwear shopping to do.

Look forward to seeing the reviews in the future on your purchases "

Once he tries it there will be no going back

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over a year ago

On this day 1983 the world's lowest ever temperature was recorded, -89.2 °C at Soviet Vostok Station, Antarctica.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got some underwear shopping to do.

Look forward to seeing the reviews in the future on your purchases

Once he tries it there will be no going back "

Jockstraps don't have a back.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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James, it’s happened, I’ve become sleepy. I was doing so well. Never mind.

Thank you everyone for a lovely evening and for all the giggles

Night all, sleep well x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1967 we lost Basil Rathbone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"James, it’s happened, I’ve become sleepy. I was doing so well. Never mind.

Thank you everyone for a lovely evening and for all the giggles

Night all, sleep well x "

It had to happen. Na night. x

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"James, it’s happened, I’ve become sleepy. I was doing so well. Never mind.

Thank you everyone for a lovely evening and for all the giggles

Night all, sleep well x "

Night lovely, sleep well xx

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"On this day 1967 we lost Basil Rathbone. "

A classic Sherlock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1969 Neil Armstrong became the first person to walk on the moon.

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over a year ago


"On this day 1967 we lost Basil Rathbone.

A classic Sherlock "

Absolutely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1994 Tony Blair is declared the winner of the leadership election of the Labour Party.

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over a year ago

On this day 2007 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the final book in the series by J. K. Rowling was published worldwide. 11 million copies were sold in 24 hours.

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over a year ago


"On this day 1994 Tony Blair is declared the winner of the leadership election of the Labour Party."

And free university education died shortly after. Hate both the big parties.

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By *lasgowgent35Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"On this day 1967 we lost Basil Rathbone.

A classic Sherlock "

1967 a very famous year

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pablo. Happy Wednesday. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim. Melting in bed here so I'm going to sleep any minute now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim. Melting in bed here so I'm going to sleep any minute now. "

Why are bedrooms so hot?!

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over a year ago

It's ³ in the morning.

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over a year ago

On this day 1796 we lost Robert Burns.

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over a year ago

It's Paloma Faith's birthday today. Happy birthday, Paloma!

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over a year ago

On this day 1951 Robin Williams was born.

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over a year ago

On this day 1922 Mollie Sugden was born.

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over a year ago

It's Cat Stevens' birthday today. Happy birthday, Cat!

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over a year ago

On this day 1897 London's Tate Gallery, built on the site of the Millbank Prison, was opened, with 67 paintings.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"On this day 1922 Mollie Sugden was born. "

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over a year ago

On this day 1403 in the Battle of Shrewsbury, King Henry IV defeated rebels led by Henry 'Hotspur' Percy from Northumberland. It was the first battle in which English archers fought each other on English soil and demonstrated the deadliness of the longbow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Shrewsbury fact. ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 1922 Mollie Sugden was born.

"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"On this day 1922 Mollie Sugden was born.

"

Are you being served x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"On this day 1403 in the Battle of Shrewsbury, King Henry IV defeated rebels led by Henry 'Hotspur' Percy from Northumberland. It was the first battle in which English archers fought each other on English soil and demonstrated the deadliness of the longbow."

7 wives

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over a year ago


"On this day 1922 Mollie Sugden was born.

Are you being served x"

I serve with verve. x

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over a year ago


"On this day 1403 in the Battle of Shrewsbury, King Henry IV defeated rebels led by Henry 'Hotspur' Percy from Northumberland. It was the first battle in which English archers fought each other on English soil and demonstrated the deadliness of the longbow.

7 wives "

Different Henry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I need another sit-down wee.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"On this day 1403 in the Battle of Shrewsbury, King Henry IV defeated rebels led by Henry 'Hotspur' Percy from Northumberland. It was the first battle in which English archers fought each other on English soil and demonstrated the deadliness of the longbow.

7 wives

Different Henry."

Oops

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I need another sit-down wee."

Ok

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By *aughty_builder87Man
over a year ago

Keston

Evening all,

Can’t sleep with the heat so I thought I’d join you all

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Evening all,

Can’t sleep with the heat so I thought I’d join you all"

Jimmy's whistling

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over a year ago


"On this day 1403 in the Battle of Shrewsbury, King Henry IV defeated rebels led by Henry 'Hotspur' Percy from Northumberland. It was the first battle in which English archers fought each other on English soil and demonstrated the deadliness of the longbow.

7 wives

Different Henry.

Oops"

Henry 'Hotspur' Percy is a descendant of Danny Dyer.

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over a year ago


"Evening all,

Can’t sleep with the heat so I thought I’d join you all"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Builder. What was the last thing you built?

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over a year ago


"Evening all,

Can’t sleep with the heat so I thought I’d join you all

Jimmy's whistling "

I might have a fiddle.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"On this day 1403 in the Battle of Shrewsbury, King Henry IV defeated rebels led by Henry 'Hotspur' Percy from Northumberland. It was the first battle in which English archers fought each other on English soil and demonstrated the deadliness of the longbow.

7 wives

Different Henry.

Oops

Henry 'Hotspur' Percy is a descendant of Danny Dyer."

Ok

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Evening all,

Can’t sleep with the heat so I thought I’d join you all

Jimmy's whistling

I might have a fiddle. "

.

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over a year ago


"On this day 1403 in the Battle of Shrewsbury, King Henry IV defeated rebels led by Henry 'Hotspur' Percy from Northumberland. It was the first battle in which English archers fought each other on English soil and demonstrated the deadliness of the longbow.

7 wives

Different Henry.

Oops

Henry 'Hotspur' Percy is a descendant of Danny Dyer.

Ok"

The nocturnal thread, it's an education.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"On this day 1403 in the Battle of Shrewsbury, King Henry IV defeated rebels led by Henry 'Hotspur' Percy from Northumberland. It was the first battle in which English archers fought each other on English soil and demonstrated the deadliness of the longbow.

7 wives

Different Henry.

Oops

Henry 'Hotspur' Percy is a descendant of Danny Dyer.

Ok

The nocturnal thread, it's an education."

Very much so

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By *aughty_builder87Man
over a year ago

Keston


"Evening all,

Can’t sleep with the heat so I thought I’d join you all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Builder. What was the last thing you built?"

Me personally some garden furniture, as I’m in a management role now, the company I work for are currently doing a jewellery shop a hotel bar and a 7 flat development.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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over a year ago


"[Removed by a slow typist at 21/07/21 03:51:22]"

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