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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Could someone please explain the swinging relevance of chocolate raisins ?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

If it's what I think it is..... You don't want to know

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Actually ... ignore me.. I think what I'm thinking of is chocolate teabag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea but I'm thinking rabbit dung

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds


"Could someone please explain the swinging relevance of chocolate raisins ?"

its when you go for a meet with little bits of poo stuck round your arse ring and your meet has to nibble them off! also can be referred to as a bumjazzle!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"Could someone please explain the swinging relevance of chocolate raisins ?

its when you go for a meet with little bits of poo stuck round your arse ring and your meet has to nibble them off! also can be referred to as a bumjazzle!"

So why do you ask?

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds


"Could someone please explain the swinging relevance of chocolate raisins ?

its when you go for a meet with little bits of poo stuck round your arse ring and your meet has to nibble them off! also can be referred to as a bumjazzle!

So why do you ask? "

I didnt ask i answered!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"Could someone please explain the swinging relevance of chocolate raisins ?

its when you go for a meet with little bits of poo stuck round your arse ring and your meet has to nibble them off! also can be referred to as a bumjazzle!

So why do you ask?

I didnt ask i answered!"

I know, I was asking the op. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could someone please explain the swinging relevance of chocolate raisins ?

its when you go for a meet with little bits of poo stuck round your arse ring and your meet has to nibble them off! also can be referred to as a bumjazzle!

So why do you ask?

I didnt ask i answered!"

Shhh... His meds are wearing off...;-);-)

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By *vana sukalotWoman
over a year ago

In a land of make believe (Derby)


"Could someone please explain the swinging relevance of chocolate raisins ?

its when you go for a meet with little bits of poo stuck round your arse ring and your meet has to nibble them off! also can be referred to as a bumjazzle!"

That's pretty grim

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds


"Could someone please explain the swinging relevance of chocolate raisins ?

its when you go for a meet with little bits of poo stuck round your arse ring and your meet has to nibble them off! also can be referred to as a bumjazzle!

So why do you ask?

I didnt ask i answered!

thank goodness for that i thought i was hearing the voices again!

I know, I was asking the op. X"

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"Could someone please explain the swinging relevance of chocolate raisins ?

its when you go for a meet with little bits of poo stuck round your arse ring and your meet has to nibble them off! also can be referred to as a bumjazzle!

So why do you ask?

I didnt ask i answered!

thank goodness for that i thought i was hearing the voices again!

I know, I was asking the op. X"

Did I miss something?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could someone please explain the swinging relevance of chocolate raisins ?

its when you go for a meet with little bits of poo stuck round your arse ring and your meet has to nibble them off! also can be referred to as a bumjazzle!"

that is gross !

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds


"Could someone please explain the swinging relevance of chocolate raisins ?

its when you go for a meet with little bits of poo stuck round your arse ring and your meet has to nibble them off! also can be referred to as a bumjazzle! that is gross ! "

i only just made it up but who knows it may catch on lol

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"Could someone please explain the swinging relevance of chocolate raisins ?

its when you go for a meet with little bits of poo stuck round your arse ring and your meet has to nibble them off! also can be referred to as a bumjazzle! that is gross !

i only just made it up but who knows it may catch on lol"

You're a deceptive one, are you or aren't you? Your names definitely apt for you. X

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

im a complete nutter! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could someone please explain the swinging relevance of chocolate raisins ?

its when you go for a meet with little bits of poo stuck round your arse ring and your meet has to nibble them off! also can be referred to as a bumjazzle! that is gross !

i only just made it up but who knows it may catch on lol"

haha I actually beleaved that

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds


"Could someone please explain the swinging relevance of chocolate raisins ?

its when you go for a meet with little bits of poo stuck round your arse ring and your meet has to nibble them off! also can be referred to as a bumjazzle! that is gross !

i only just made it up but who knows it may catch on lol haha I actually beleaved that "

ha ha fooled ya!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"im a complete nutter! x"

I imagine its always fun when in your vicinity then. X

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By *vana sukalotWoman
over a year ago

In a land of make believe (Derby)

Hahaha had me fooled too

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds


"im a complete nutter! x

I imagine its always fun when in your vicinity then. X"

oh yes!!!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread had me laughing.. years ago i went around to a friends house and she was making her bed and found a chocolate raisin under the cover and she just said i knew i dropped one of them last night..#

then proceeded to stick the raisin in her mouth !!!

judging by her speed to the bathroom and holding her hand at her mouth -

it wasnt a chocolate raisin

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

[Removed by poster at 28/08/12 21:43:39]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh good god really?!

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds


"This thread had me laughing.. years ago i went around to a friends house and she was making her bed and found a chocolate raisin under the cover and she just said i knew i dropped one of them last night..#

then proceeded to stick the raisin in her mouth !!!

judging by her speed to the bathroom and holding her hand at her mouth -

it wasnt a chocolate raisin "

it was a bumjazzle jewel!

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By *exyminxy111Couple
over a year ago

coventry


"This thread had me laughing.. years ago i went around to a friends house and she was making her bed and found a chocolate raisin under the cover and she just said i knew i dropped one of them last night..#

then proceeded to stick the raisin in her mouth !!!

judging by her speed to the bathroom and holding her hand at her mouth -

it wasnt a chocolate raisin

it was a bumjazzle jewel!"

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"This thread had me laughing.. years ago i went around to a friends house and she was making her bed and found a chocolate raisin under the cover and she just said i knew i dropped one of them last night..#

then proceeded to stick the raisin in her mouth !!!

judging by her speed to the bathroom and holding her hand at her mouth -

it wasnt a chocolate raisin

it was a bumjazzle jewel!"

Bumjazzle jewel! Classic! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it was a bumjazzle jewel!"

well it wasnt a chocolate raisin that had her brushing her teeth for a while

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds


"This thread had me laughing.. years ago i went around to a friends house and she was making her bed and found a chocolate raisin under the cover and she just said i knew i dropped one of them last night..#

then proceeded to stick the raisin in her mouth !!!

judging by her speed to the bathroom and holding her hand at her mouth -

it wasnt a chocolate raisin

it was a bumjazzle jewel!

Bumjazzle jewel! Classic! X"

all the fashion in the north you know x

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"it was a bumjazzle jewel!

Bumjazzle jewel! Classic! X

all the fashion in the north you know x"

I knew there was a reason that I missed living in Sheffield, t'northerners know it all!

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds


"it was a bumjazzle jewel!

Bumjazzle jewel! Classic! X

all the fashion in the north you know x

I knew there was a reason that I missed living in Sheffield, t'northerners know it all!"

oh aye its flat cap keeping me brains warm that does it tha naws!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"it was a bumjazzle jewel!

Bumjazzle jewel! Classic! X

all the fashion in the north you know x

I knew there was a reason that I missed living in Sheffield, t'northerners know it all!

oh aye its flat cap keeping me brains warm that does it tha naws!"

Does that mean you wear t' flat cap on bed?

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

come on own up! who found a bumjazzle jewel between the sheets this morning?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"come on own up! who found a bumjazzle jewel between the sheets this morning?"
you have to hunt them out otherwise they block up the washer you know

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds


"come on own up! who found a bumjazzle jewel between the sheets this morning? you have to hunt them out otherwise they block up the washer you know"

difficult when you sleep in a sleeping bag!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

My teacher couldn't understand why I stopped taking raisins in, sorry sir my rabbits dead.

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds


" My teacher couldn't understand why I stopped taking raisins in, sorry sir my rabbits dead. "

good job you didn't have a pet elephant!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

None in my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate those awful moments when you're ill with dodgy belly and follow through on a fart

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"I hate those awful moments when you're ill with dodgy belly and follow through on a fart "

Somehow..... I can believe that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate those awful moments when you're ill with dodgy belly and follow through on a fart "

Tmi

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds


"None in my bed "

only cos you slept in somebody elses and left em all in their sheets!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"None in my bed

only cos you slept in somebody elses and left em all in their sheets!"

I can neither confirm or deny that statement. X

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds


"None in my bed

only cos you slept in somebody elses and left em all in their sheets!

I can neither confirm or deny that statement. X"

don't need to i had you followed!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"None in my bed

only cos you slept in somebody elses and left em all in their sheets!

I can neither confirm or deny that statement. X

don't need to i had you followed!"

Lol, did like the report when you heard it?

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds


"None in my bed

only cos you slept in somebody elses and left em all in their sheets!

I can neither confirm or deny that statement. X

don't need to i had you followed!

Lol, did like the report when you heard it?"

unfortunately the P.I i hired is still detained in the asylum!

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