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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Helloooooooooo again

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Morning people x and to all those I missed on the last thread x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Helloooooooooo again "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster, nice one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning people x and to all those I missed on the last thread x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr SJ. How was your Tuesday day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello "

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes."

I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes.

I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm going to get an ice lolly. I'll be back.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes.

I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey

"

It might be the lengthy nap that helped

Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now.

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes.

I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey

It might be the lengthy nap that helped

Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now.

"

Just blame the heat

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes.

I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey

It might be the lengthy nap that helped

Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now.

Just blame the heat "

I’m currently blaming everything on the heat. What will I do when the weather changes?

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"Morning people x and to all those I missed on the last thread x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr SJ. How was your Tuesday day?"

Warm, but wasn't everyone's :/

Didn't the late afternoon and evening in the pool though and watched the storm clouds come over as I listened to the thunder in the distance... then cooked dinner on the bbq as the oven packed in

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread "

Spurs

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas


"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs "

Goonerssssss

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Hi de hi campers

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs "

Jim's in the freezer, so I'll say it:

Incredible scenes!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi de hi campers "

Hello lovely. X

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs "

Evening Babs did I see that you are getting up at 3

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes.

I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey

It might be the lengthy nap that helped

Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now.

Just blame the heat

I’m currently blaming everything on the heat. What will I do when the weather changes? "

Blame it on the weatherman?!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs Goonerssssss "

Haha there is always one Evening Gooner !

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes.

I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey

It might be the lengthy nap that helped

Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now.

Just blame the heat

I’m currently blaming everything on the heat. What will I do when the weather changes? "

Just flash that alluring smile and flutter your eyelids, I'm sure it'd work on the majority of us here

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs Goonerssssss "

I don’t know what that means

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs

Jim's in the freezer, so I'll say it:

Incredible scenes!"

Hope he’s wrapped up or he’ll be a frozen scene

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes.

I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey

It might be the lengthy nap that helped

Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now.

Just blame the heat

I’m currently blaming everything on the heat. What will I do when the weather changes?

Blame it on the weatherman?! "

It’s totally their fault

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas


"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs Goonerssssss

Haha there is always one Evening Gooner ! "

evening you,

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs

Evening Babs did I see that you are getting up at 3 "

Not exactly, I’m usually up at 5

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes.

I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey

It might be the lengthy nap that helped

Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now.

Just blame the heat

I’m currently blaming everything on the heat. What will I do when the weather changes?

Just flash that alluring smile and flutter your eyelids, I'm sure it'd work on the majority of us here "

Oh you

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs Goonerssssss

I don’t know what that means "

I’m a Spurs fan (footie) my north London neighbours (but really from the south ) are Arsenal and their nickname is Gooners

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

can't keep up... by the time I've finished typing the thread has moved on x morning other people though x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alreeeeet Jim, I was gonna have an early night, but there are too many noisy eejits in the yard below ma window, so now I'm chilling out to some James Last

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdiaIiqEe5E

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs Goonerssssss

Haha there is always one Evening Gooner ! evening you, "

What’s a gooner doing so north

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs

Evening Babs did I see that you are getting up at 3

Not exactly, I’m usually up at 5 "

Phew

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Hi de hi campers

Hello lovely. X"

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs Goonerssssss

I don’t know what that means

I’m a Spurs fan (footie) my north London neighbours (but really from the south ) are Arsenal and their nickname is Gooners "

Thank goodness for that. I thought it was some sort of fab sex thing that I didn’t know about

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


" can't keep up... by the time I've finished typing the thread has moved on x morning other people though x"

Reply & respond then catch up, it goes all over

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Though must admit Babs smile did more for me than football natter... (much prefer rugby)

Each Though to their own, its what keeps life interesting

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs Goonerssssss

I don’t know what that means

I’m a Spurs fan (footie) my north London neighbours (but really from the south ) are Arsenal and their nickname is Gooners

Thank goodness for that. I thought it was some sort of fab sex thing that I didn’t know about "

Well they might offer to show you their guns

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By *aughty_tonyMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

Hi all

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm going to get an ice lolly. I'll be back."

He's gone to arm wrestle Arnie ^

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


" can't keep up... by the time I've finished typing the thread has moved on x morning other people though x

Reply & respond then catch up, it goes all over "

Ooooooooo Spurs, what ARE you doing all over Mr SJ?!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs

Jim's in the freezer, so I'll say it:

Incredible scenes!

Hope he’s wrapped up or he’ll be a frozen scene "

Jim's just looking for something to get his lips round. I'm sure he'll be back

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs Goonerssssss

I don’t know what that means

I’m a Spurs fan (footie) my north London neighbours (but really from the south ) are Arsenal and their nickname is Gooners

Thank goodness for that. I thought it was some sort of fab sex thing that I didn’t know about

Well they might offer to show you their guns "

And I’m going to say … yes?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Though must admit Babs smile did more for me than football natter... (much prefer rugby)

Each Though to their own, its what keeps life interesting

"

Exactly, life would be boring if we all liked the same things.

Bab’s smile is always going to be better than footie chatter

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Though must admit Babs smile did more for me than football natter... (much prefer rugby)

Each Though to their own, its what keeps life interesting

"

Rugby makes me think of thighs

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas


"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs Goonerssssss

Haha there is always one Evening Gooner ! evening you,

What’s a gooner doing so north "

working

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Though must admit Babs smile did more for me than football natter... (much prefer rugby)

Each Though to their own, its what keeps life interesting

Exactly, life would be boring if we all liked the same things.

Bab’s smile is always going to be better than footie chatter "

Awww

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs

Jim's in the freezer, so I'll say it:

Incredible scenes!

Hope he’s wrapped up or he’ll be a frozen scene

Jim's just looking for something to get his lips round. I'm sure he'll be back "

How long can it take to lick a lolly?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs

Jim's in the freezer, so I'll say it:

Incredible scenes!

Hope he’s wrapped up or he’ll be a frozen scene

Jim's just looking for something to get his lips round. I'm sure he'll be back

How long can it take to lick a lolly? "

I'm not personally familiar with Jim's tongue action, so I can't comment on his technique

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs

Jim's in the freezer, so I'll say it:

Incredible scenes!

Hope he’s wrapped up or he’ll be a frozen scene

Jim's just looking for something to get his lips round. I'm sure he'll be back

How long can it take to lick a lolly? "

I suppose it depends on the size of the lolly

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


" can't keep up... by the time I've finished typing the thread has moved on x morning other people though x

Reply & respond then catch up, it goes all over

Ooooooooo Spurs, what ARE you doing all over Mr SJ?! "

Just being friendly

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs Goonerssssss

I don’t know what that means

I’m a Spurs fan (footie) my north London neighbours (but really from the south ) are Arsenal and their nickname is Gooners

Thank goodness for that. I thought it was some sort of fab sex thing that I didn’t know about

Well they might offer to show you their guns

And I’m going to say … yes? "

You might

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"Though must admit Babs smile did more for me than football natter... (much prefer rugby)

Each Though to their own, its what keeps life interesting

Rugby makes me think of thighs "

STH at Northampton Saints, met some of the players and sure their thighs are almost as big as my waist

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Wheres my Jimmy???

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs

Jim's in the freezer, so I'll say it:

Incredible scenes!

Hope he’s wrapped up or he’ll be a frozen scene

Jim's just looking for something to get his lips round. I'm sure he'll be back

How long can it take to lick a lolly?

I'm not personally familiar with Jim's tongue action, so I can't comment on his technique "

We will have to find someone that is

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs

Jim's in the freezer, so I'll say it:

Incredible scenes!

Hope he’s wrapped up or he’ll be a frozen scene

Jim's just looking for something to get his lips round. I'm sure he'll be back

How long can it take to lick a lolly?

I suppose it depends on the size of the lolly "

And how fast he licks?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Wheres my Jimmy???"

I think he’s had a better offer

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs Goonerssssss

Haha there is always one Evening Gooner ! evening you,

What’s a gooner doing so north

working "

Well that’s alright then

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs

Jim's in the freezer, so I'll say it:

Incredible scenes!

Hope he’s wrapped up or he’ll be a frozen scene

Jim's just looking for something to get his lips round. I'm sure he'll be back

How long can it take to lick a lolly?

I suppose it depends on the size of the lolly "

Was thinking this, maybe sucking is quicker

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas


"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs Goonerssssss

Haha there is always one Evening Gooner ! evening you,

What’s a gooner doing so north

working

Well that’s alright then "

need play aswell as as work

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Wheres my Jimmy???

I think he’s had a better offer "

The cheeky cheeky x

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Wheres my Jimmy???"

Word on the street is he's gone to suck a lolly

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Wheres my Jimmy???

Word on the street is he's gone to suck a lolly "

Who's?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Wheres my Jimmy???

I think he’s had a better offer

The cheeky cheeky x"

Maybe it’s time for his sit down wee as well. Hopefully not both together

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs Goonerssssss

Haha there is always one Evening Gooner ! evening you,

What’s a gooner doing so north

working

Well that’s alright then need play aswell as as work "

Well all work and no play is a no no

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Wheres my Jimmy???

I think he’s had a better offer

The cheeky cheeky x

Maybe it’s time for his sit down wee as well. Hopefully not both together "

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Wheres my Jimmy???

I think he’s had a better offer

The cheeky cheeky x

Maybe it’s time for his sit down wee as well. Hopefully not both together "

It's been far too long for a sit down wee

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Wheres my Jimmy???

I think he’s had a better offer

The cheeky cheeky x

Maybe it’s time for his sit down wee as well. Hopefully not both together "

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Wheres my Jimmy???

I think he’s had a better offer

The cheeky cheeky x

Maybe it’s time for his sit down wee as well. Hopefully not both together

It's been far too long for a sit down wee "

He’s left us to it

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas


"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs Goonerssssss

Haha there is always one Evening Gooner ! evening you,

What’s a gooner doing so north

working

Well that’s alright then need play aswell as as work

Well all work and no play is a no no "

still need the play though haha

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs Goonerssssss

Haha there is always one Evening Gooner ! evening you,

What’s a gooner doing so north

working

Well that’s alright then need play aswell as as work

Well all work and no play is a no no still need the play though haha "

I’m sure you’ll manage it, they are a friendly bunch tup n’rth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes.

I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey

It might be the lengthy nap that helped

Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now.

"

I guess it depends on the hours you sleep.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs Goonerssssss

Haha there is always one Evening Gooner ! evening you,

What’s a gooner doing so north

working

Well that’s alright then need play aswell as as work

Well all work and no play is a no no still need the play though haha "

Have you tried a mars bar?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wheres my Jimmy???"

I'm back. x

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

I though have work tomorrow and in the meantime need sleep... thinking of you all though g nite people

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shortie. It has been a while. Where the hell have you been?!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes.

I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey

It might be the lengthy nap that helped

Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now.

I guess it depends on the hours you sleep."

Jimbob where have you been? I thought you had left us. There was a feeling of sadness and abandonment.

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over a year ago


"I though have work tomorrow and in the meantime need sleep... thinking of you all though g nite people"

Na night.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Wheres my Jimmy???

I'm back. x"

welcome back are you feeling all refreshed ?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I though have work tomorrow and in the meantime need sleep... thinking of you all though g nite people"

Goodnight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes.

I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey

It might be the lengthy nap that helped

Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now.

I guess it depends on the hours you sleep.

Jimbob where have you been? I thought you had left us. There was a feeling of sadness and abandonment. "

I was sucking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You've been busy while I was away.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I though have work tomorrow and in the meantime need sleep... thinking of you all though g nite people"

Night Mr

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes.

I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey

It might be the lengthy nap that helped

Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now.

I guess it depends on the hours you sleep.

Jimbob where have you been? I thought you had left us. There was a feeling of sadness and abandonment.

I was sucking."

All this time? That is some sucking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes.

I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey

It might be the lengthy nap that helped

Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now.

Just blame the heat

I’m currently blaming everything on the heat. What will I do when the weather changes? "

Blame Brexit and Covid.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Wheres my Jimmy???

I'm back. x"

He's finished arm wrestling Arnie ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi de hi campers "

Hello!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shortie. It has been a while. Where the hell have you been?!"

I know I’ve been about just not much, I’m here now

How are you? Was that a refreshing suck

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes.

I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey

It might be the lengthy nap that helped

Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now.

Just blame the heat

I’m currently blaming everything on the heat. What will I do when the weather changes?

Blame Brexit and Covid."

Well they are the only three things happening in the world.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs

Jim's in the freezer, so I'll say it:

Incredible scenes!"

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes.

I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey

It might be the lengthy nap that helped

Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now.

I guess it depends on the hours you sleep.

Jimbob where have you been? I thought you had left us. There was a feeling of sadness and abandonment. "

I was thinking ‘bloody cheek I turn up and he disappears’

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Wheres my Jimmy???

I'm back. x"

Xxxx

Xxxx

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes.

I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey

It might be the lengthy nap that helped

Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now.

I guess it depends on the hours you sleep.

Jimbob where have you been? I thought you had left us. There was a feeling of sadness and abandonment.

I was thinking ‘bloody cheek I turn up and he disappears’ "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes.

I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey

It might be the lengthy nap that helped

Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now.

Just blame the heat

I’m currently blaming everything on the heat. What will I do when the weather changes?

Blame it on the weatherman?! "

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HTwiK8z2m_Y

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi again. Did try going to sleep but.....

Fucking spiders and bugs.

I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it.

(I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out)

But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it.

But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor.

Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever?

I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out.

Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes.

I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey

It might be the lengthy nap that helped

Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now.

Just blame the heat

I’m currently blaming everything on the heat. What will I do when the weather changes?

Blame it on the weatherman?!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HTwiK8z2m_Y"

Bewitched

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By *akjourneyMan
over a year ago

Weston


"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but.....

Fucking spiders and bugs.

I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it.

(I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out)

But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it.

But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor.

Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever?

I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out.

Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so!

"

I've just caught a lil fecker doing a new web on the open window. Bloody cheek!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Db6WHtNV5-I

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes.

I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey

It might be the lengthy nap that helped

Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now.

I guess it depends on the hours you sleep.

Jimbob where have you been? I thought you had left us. There was a feeling of sadness and abandonment. "

We need to know more about this lolly!

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but.....

Fucking spiders and bugs.

I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it.

(I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out)

But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it.

But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor.

Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever?

I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out.

Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so!

"

The spiders your friend its eating up all them bugs for you

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Adjusting your jockstrap x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes.

I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey

It might be the lengthy nap that helped

Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now.

Just blame the heat

I’m currently blaming everything on the heat. What will I do when the weather changes?

Blame it on the weatherman?!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HTwiK8z2m_Y"

I knew you would Jim. I knew you would

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs Goonerssssss

I don’t know what that means "

Up the Villa!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but.....

Fucking spiders and bugs.

I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it.

(I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out)

But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it.

But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor.

Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever?

I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out.

Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so!

"

Sorry this had me chuckling. I always shove a thick sock up after hoovering a spider, they are tough cookies and too many times caught me out by crawling out again

Hope you are now big free and can relax

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but.....

Fucking spiders and bugs.

I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it.

(I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out)

But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it.

But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor.

Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever?

I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out.

Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so!

"

Hells bells I did giggle but then … a spider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but.....

Fucking spiders and bugs.

I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it.

(I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out)

But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it.

But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor.

Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever?

I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out.

Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so!

I've just caught a lil fecker doing a new web on the open window. Bloody cheek!"

Oh don't even get me started!

And the ones in my car wing mirrors. They are sods!!! I swear they only come out when I'm actually driving and get them. They're probably laughing at me too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs

Jim's in the freezer, so I'll say it:

Incredible scenes!

Hope he’s wrapped up or he’ll be a frozen scene "

Like Han Solo.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs Goonerssssss

I don’t know what that means

Up the Villa!"

The Lions !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but.....

Fucking spiders and bugs.

I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it.

(I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out)

But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it.

But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor.

Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever?

I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out.

Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so!

The spiders your friend its eating up all them bugs for you "

Where do I send my complaint about his performance being inefficient?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs

Jim's in the freezer, so I'll say it:

Incredible scenes!

Hope he’s wrapped up or he’ll be a frozen scene

Like Han Solo."

You’ll need to find Leia to free you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but.....

Fucking spiders and bugs.

I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it.

(I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out)

But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it.

But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor.

Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever?

I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out.

Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so!

Sorry this had me chuckling. I always shove a thick sock up after hoovering a spider, they are tough cookies and too many times caught me out by crawling out again

Hope you are now big free and can relax "

That's a great idea! Why have I not thought of that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" can't keep up... by the time I've finished typing the thread has moved on x morning other people though x"

Try being me after taking a break. I don't what's going on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but.....

Fucking spiders and bugs.

I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it.

(I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out)

But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it.

But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor.

Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever?

I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out.

Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so!

Sorry this had me chuckling. I always shove a thick sock up after hoovering a spider, they are tough cookies and too many times caught me out by crawling out again

Hope you are now big free and can relax

That's a great idea! Why have I not thought of that. "

You were too busy trying to suck them to death, perhaps? Die, you bastard, just die!! It can overwhelm the ability to think more clearly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alreeeeet Jim, I was gonna have an early night, but there are too many noisy eejits in the yard below ma window, so now I'm chilling out to some James Last

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdiaIiqEe5E"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. You can't beat some late night James.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but.....

Fucking spiders and bugs.

I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it.

(I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out)

But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it.

But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor.

Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever?

I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out.

Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so!

The spiders your friend its eating up all them bugs for you

Where do I send my complaint about his performance being inefficient? "

send it too Cassandra Webb

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tony. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Tony. He's naughty.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Hello Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but.....

Fucking spiders and bugs.

I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it.

(I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out)

But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it.

But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor.

Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever?

I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out.

Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so!

Sorry this had me chuckling. I always shove a thick sock up after hoovering a spider, they are tough cookies and too many times caught me out by crawling out again

Hope you are now big free and can relax

That's a great idea! Why have I not thought of that.

You were too busy trying to suck them to death, perhaps? Die, you bastard, just die!! It can overwhelm the ability to think more clearly. "

Suck them to death? That was the shark not me. I deny all allegations! They don't die in hoovers. They crawl back out. I was just trying to trap it temporarily and keep it busy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Though must admit Babs smile did more for me than football natter... (much prefer rugby)

Each Though to their own, its what keeps life interesting

Rugby makes me think of thighs "

Rugby makes me think of funny shaped balls.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Jim, I'm hitting the sack. And I'm off to bed too

Goodnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Tony.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Everyone say hello to Tony. He's naughty."

hello naughty Tony

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Everyone say hello to Tony. He's naughty."

Hello Tony, where is he ?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Jim, I'm hitting the sack. And I'm off to bed too

Goodnight "

Night

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Though must admit Babs smile did more for me than football natter... (much prefer rugby)

Each Though to their own, its what keeps life interesting

Rugby makes me think of thighs

Rugby makes me think of funny shaped balls."

Rugby makes me think of........no, never mind

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Jim, I'm hitting the sack. And I'm off to bed too

Goodnight "

nighty night night

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By *lasgowgent35Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Ola

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread

Spurs

Jim's in the freezer, so I'll say it:

Incredible scenes!

Hope he’s wrapped up or he’ll be a frozen scene

Jim's just looking for something to get his lips round. I'm sure he'll be back

How long can it take to lick a lolly?

I suppose it depends on the size of the lolly

And how fast he licks? "

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Though must admit Babs smile did more for me than football natter... (much prefer rugby)

Each Though to their own, its what keeps life interesting

Rugby makes me think of thighs

Rugby makes me think of funny shaped balls."

There’s a thread about that, kind of

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Ola "

Ola

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Jim, I'm hitting the sack. And I'm off to bed too

Goodnight "

Goodnight

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over a year ago


"Jim, I'm hitting the sack. And I'm off to bed too

Goodnight "

Na night. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread moves fast.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ola "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Glas. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Ola "

Buenos dias

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"This thread moves fast."

Sometimes it stutters so time to catch up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Glas. I've nicknamed him Glas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *aughty_tonyMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn


"Everyone say hello to Tony. He's naughty.

Hello Tony, where is he ? "

Hi fellow Spurs fan

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"This thread moves fast."

Jim moves fast. I’m not sure about the rest of us

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over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 21/07/21 01:27:22]"

Twonk.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"This thread moves fast."

Thats due to Jim's fast fingers

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Everyone say hello to Glas. I've nicknamed him Glas."

Hello Glas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but.....

Fucking spiders and bugs.

I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it.

(I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out)

But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it.

But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor.

Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever?

I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out.

Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so!

Sorry this had me chuckling. I always shove a thick sock up after hoovering a spider, they are tough cookies and too many times caught me out by crawling out again

Hope you are now big free and can relax

That's a great idea! Why have I not thought of that.

You were too busy trying to suck them to death, perhaps? Die, you bastard, just die!! It can overwhelm the ability to think more clearly.

Suck them to death? That was the shark not me. I deny all allegations! They don't die in hoovers. They crawl back out. I was just trying to trap it temporarily and keep it busy. "

Ah, I see. I was unaware that they were tough anough to survive that. You’ve got to give them credit for toughness and cleverness for their ability to find their way back out. Does that win them a reprieve?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread moves fast."

The OP, not so much. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shadow.

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By *aughty_tonyMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn


"Everyone say hello to Tony. He's naughty.

hello naughty Tony"

Hi and bye sorry if I missed you sleep well

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"This thread moves fast.

Thats due to Jim's fast fingers "

Combined with fast licking - oo la la

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Everyone say hello to Tony. He's naughty.

Hello Tony, where is he ?

Hi fellow Spurs fan "

a fellow

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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over a year ago


"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but.....

Fucking spiders and bugs.

I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it.

(I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out)

But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it.

But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor.

Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever?

I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out.

Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so!

Sorry this had me chuckling. I always shove a thick sock up after hoovering a spider, they are tough cookies and too many times caught me out by crawling out again

Hope you are now big free and can relax

That's a great idea! Why have I not thought of that.

You were too busy trying to suck them to death, perhaps? Die, you bastard, just die!! It can overwhelm the ability to think more clearly.

Suck them to death? That was the shark not me. I deny all allegations! They don't die in hoovers. They crawl back out. I was just trying to trap it temporarily and keep it busy.

Ah, I see. I was unaware that they were tough anough to survive that. You’ve got to give them credit for toughness and cleverness for their ability to find their way back out. Does that win them a reprieve?"

Will you stop sticking up for the spider. I didn't want him crawling on my while I slept. Otherwise I'd have left it.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Everyone say hello to Glas. I've nicknamed him Glas."

Ola Glas, again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've deviated from replying in chronological order. Just to make life even harder for myself.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"This thread moves fast.

Thats due to Jim's fast fingers

Combined with fast licking - oo la la "

I thought he was sucking

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"This thread moves fast.

Thats due to Jim's fast fingers

Combined with fast licking - oo la la "

lol

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By *aughty_tonyMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

Hi Glas

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


" "

What’s wrong Yasmeen ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK I'm going to say goodnight now people think I'm crazy.

Night all.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"

What’s wrong Yasmeen ? "

Threads sooo fast

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"This thread moves fast.

Thats due to Jim's fast fingers

Combined with fast licking - oo la la

I thought he was sucking "

I think you wanted him to be sucking

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Did you hear about the Italian chef - He pasta-way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wheres my Jimmy???

Word on the street is he's gone to suck a lolly

Who's?"

Mr Mystique's.

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over a year ago


"This thread moves fast.

Thats due to Jim's fast fingers

Combined with fast licking - oo la la "

Oh, the turn a perfectly innocent statement can take here.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Wheres my Jimmy???

Word on the street is he's gone to suck a lolly

Who's?

Mr Mystique's."

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By *aughty_tonyMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn


"OK I'm going to say goodnight now people think I'm crazy.

Night all. "

Goodnight sleep well

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"OK I'm going to say goodnight now people think I'm crazy.

Night all. "

Night Petite, May it be spider free

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK I'm going to say goodnight now people think I'm crazy.

Night all. "

I still haven't read what you said. Sweet dreams. x

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"OK I'm going to say goodnight now people think I'm crazy.

Night all. "

Nighty night night Petite and spider

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"

What’s wrong Yasmeen ?

Threads sooo fast "

Ooh

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"This thread moves fast.

Thats due to Jim's fast fingers

Combined with fast licking - oo la la

Oh, the turn a perfectly innocent statement can take here. "

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"This thread moves fast.

Thats due to Jim's fast fingers

Combined with fast licking - oo la la

I thought he was sucking

I think you wanted him to be sucking "

Haha maybe but I think he did say he’d been sucking

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"

What’s wrong Yasmeen ?

Threads sooo fast

Ooh "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Alreeeeet Jim, I was gonna have an early night, but there are too many noisy eejits in the yard below ma window, so now I'm chilling out to some James Last

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdiaIiqEe5E

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. You can't beat some late night James."

Ma Dad used to have most of his albums

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wheres my Jimmy???

I'm back. x

welcome back are you feeling all refreshed ?"

I am, thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My apologies to anyone that might have been missed. I ran out internet paper. Extra extra time will start soon. You lucky people.

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