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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.... Keeping Chickens!!

We have 5. Lovely as they are, they are now in danger of be becoming chicken goujons!!

Anyone else have experience of these devious fowls? They can break out of harder situations than HenDini ever did. Result chicken crap all over the patio followed by chicken chasing and a bit of fun with me hosepipe

Although have to say since I forgot to shut their door an hour ago, not one has tried to beak out...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

The only advice I can give is hide the condoms and the sat nav else they will all round the country getting in to mischief

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Central

Their droppings are great for garden fertiliser, subject to being composted.

They'll eat tons of stuff, just experiment with the occasional waste you may have at home, and see what they like. Also, get to know them, as they're friendly and will reciprocate. They're naturally inquisitive and somewhat roaming, so consider giving them a greater roaming space, when it's practical.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Gate still open and they still haven't wandered out.....

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"Gate still open and they still haven't wandered out..... "

that's because it`s no challenge to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or have they pumped the straw up to make it look like they are still there?.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bloody el what's up with my pets tonight. Cats just nibbled me now!

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Got a large Burmese python that could sort the problem hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got a large Burmese python that could sort the problem hehe "

Thank you but I only like one eyed bed snakes. Any other variety put the willy's up me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pearl has some wonderful recipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For one moment I thought you were going to go down the all too obvious route of claiming you had four bitches and one large cock....... ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When we have bought them home I have suggested many names, such as Kiev , nugget, that kind of thing but it be never went down well lol

Besides we have two rules in our house.

1. Facebook is banned

2. We do not eat family members

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

i got my daughter two chickens when she was younger,she called one korma and the other tikka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" i got my daughter two chickens when she was younger,she called one korma and the other tikka"

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