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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Ladies, place three ice cubes up your foof then bend over n shove your arse in the salad compartment of the fridge.

Men Watch an old match where your team lost.

Imagine shagging the ex.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Wear a big hat... nothing else

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Wear a big twat... nothing else "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aviator shades and a nonchalant attitude?

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

Sit with your feet in a bucket/bowl of cold/cool water. (I worry about doing this in a thunderstorm... )

Run pulse points under cold running water.

A cold wet (not ringing wet) tea/hand towel around your neck will help lower body temperature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best for me is to just have a wet cloth or towel draped over the neck and shoulders.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Wear a big twat... nothing else "
can I stick you to a window?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Sit with your feet in a bucket/bowl of cold/cool water. (I worry about doing this in a thunderstorm... )

Run pulse points under cold running water.

A cold wet (not ringing wet) tea/hand towel around your neck will help lower body temperature.

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Use a plastic bucket ..........

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility


"Sit with your feet in a bucket/bowl of cold/cool water. (I worry about doing this in a thunderstorm... )

Run pulse points under cold running water.

A cold wet (not ringing wet) tea/hand towel around your neck will help lower body temperature.

Use a plastic bucket .......... "

I do - more worried about the water (in a worried but not worried kinda way without a suitable emoji to indicate relative humour )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stand next to Morgan Freeman. Such a cool man.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Stop welding

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

We’ve just had a rain shower and I was only wearing shorts.

Lovely.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"I do - more worried about the water (in a worried but not worried kinda way without a suitable emoji to indicate relative humour )"

Plastic is an insulator. Pure water is actually an insulator.

Don’t stand outside in a thunderstorm with your feet in a tin bath of brine whilst flying a kite on a wire, however.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Cold wet sponge under each armpit.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Ladies, place three ice cubes up your foof then bend over n shove your arse in the salad compartment of the fridge.

Men Watch an old match where your team lost.

Imagine shagging the ex.

"

I'm still having withdrawal symptoms about the ex it was pretty cold like a freezer

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Order a pizza from Dominoes. It’s bound to turn stone cold and it’ll help cool your flanges in this hot weather

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Cold wet sponge under each armpit."

What ? 2 Tories ?

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Two pints of Moretti and sitting under a tree on the village green.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Wet a towel in cold water, wring it out a bit, fling it on you somewhere. Enjoy the cool dampness

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Sit in a pub cellar. Have you ever been in one? They're bliss when it's like this

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Cold wet sponge under each armpit.

What ? 2 Tories ?"

Lol

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It's a little cooler here today.

Still ....... i'm going nude under my clothes again.

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