FabSwingers.com forum: You’re a fruit!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How come “you’re a peach” is a compliment but “you’re bananas” is an insult? Why are we letting fruit based discrimination tear our society apart?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think your barking up the wrong apple tree there

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Someone certainly squashed your plums xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's happening right before our berry eyes. Some people are the apple of my eye, other's are rotten to the core. Just remember folks, your one in a melon.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"It's happening right before our berry eyes. Some people are the apple of my eye, other's are rotten to the core. Just remember folks, your one in a melon."

Orange you going to peel off later in the sun?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's happening right before our berry eyes. Some people are the apple of my eye, other's are rotten to the core. Just remember folks, your one in a melon."

If life gives you melons, you’re probably dyslexic

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Come squeeze my melons x

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

leave judge-melons on the side, let’s avo-cuddle and have strawberry kisses

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"How come “you’re a peach” is a compliment but “you’re bananas” is an insult? Why are we letting fruit based discrimination tear our society apart?"

Sour grapes from Orange phone owners?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Your a cherry

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Your a cherry"

You're

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'd raspberry be looking at your blackberries!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's happening right before our berry eyes. Some people are the apple of my eye, other's are rotten to the core. Just remember folks, your one in a melon.

Orange you going to peel off later in the sun?"

You gotta squeeze the day!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"It's happening right before our berry eyes. Some people are the apple of my eye, other's are rotten to the core. Just remember folks, your one in a melon.

Orange you going to peel off later in the sun?

You gotta squeeze the day! "

With zest

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Imagine all the pomegranates..

John lemon

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"How come “you’re a peach” is a compliment but “you’re bananas” is an insult? Why are we letting fruit based discrimination tear our society apart?"

Tearing our society apart

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

You won’t catch me doing any fruit puns kumquat May

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sour grapes? Don't know if this applies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure this thread is particularly apeeling

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"You won’t catch me doing any fruit puns kumquat May"

You and your plums

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By *otsMan
over a year ago

Higham

"Come squeeze my melons x"

Oooo lovely peachtastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kum quat?

Twists my melons when someone calls me bananas

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"You won’t catch me doing any fruit puns kumquat May

You and your plums "

Just found the title of my autobiography

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"You won’t catch me doing any fruit puns kumquat May

You and your plums

Just found the title of my autobiography "

Yeahhh

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Is a banana a fruit...what is the government take on this..

Although you do find Bananas in the fruit aisles of supermarkets and poor quality sex shops...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think that technically banana is a herb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it unpearable. It gives me gooseberries just thinking about it

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"I think that technically banana is a herb."

I used to love watching the herbs

bring back the Herbs programme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this thread

NBVN x

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Morning you fruitful lot have a glorious Tuesday

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"How come “you’re a peach” is a compliment but “you’re bananas” is an insult? Why are we letting fruit based discrimination tear our society apart?"

It's no fun being a gooseberry, especially when the couple blow raspberries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman's world fab, where ever the women go the Man-go

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Cantaloupe for the life of me why one would post such a thing.

It's twisting my melon man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How come “you’re a peach” is a compliment but “you’re bananas” is an insult? Why are we letting fruit based discrimination tear our society apart?"

Lime furious about it !

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By *reamblueMan
over a year ago

London

It's the key-wi to a good relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd raspberry be looking at your blackberries!"

Great fig-ure..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuts me to the core! And gets right on my pips

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By *obbfcMan
over a year ago

Livingston

You are all nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread plums the depths of fruit based puns

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By *reamblueMan
over a year ago

London

"You are all nuts

I had heard that on the grapevine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butter nut squash my guava man da run coupe with dat e

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

this thread

NBVN x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have time for this childishness, I off out to top up my Melon-ine

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Mangoes into a bar

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

A peach is juicy

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By *edGrayCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

Intelligence is knowing that tomatoes are part of the fruit family. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad!

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Passion fruit

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Intelligence is knowing that tomatoes are part of the fruit family. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad!

Cucumbers, courgettes, avocados, peppers and chillies are all fruit

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Who's going to pop my cherry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright my old fruit

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"Intelligence is knowing that tomatoes are part of the fruit family. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad!

Cucumbers, courgettes, avocados, peppers and chillies are all fruit"

Is a fruit bat fruit

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Is a fruit bat fruit

Is Jason Orange a fruit?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Cheery

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Dragon fruit here...

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

I'm not fruitist but can't be doing with dried fruit... much prefer it moist and juicy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, you're a fruit!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm not fruitist but can't be doing with dried fruit... much prefer it moist and juicy"

Like....

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By *ushLaurWoman
over a year ago

Solihull

I can eat a peach for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Intelligence is knowing that tomatoes are part of the fruit family. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad!

Cucumbers, courgettes, avocados, peppers and chillies are all fruit

Is a fruit bat fruit

Do you think they are all called Kevin? Like all spiders are called Fred

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

There's always a few bad apples in the tub

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"There's always a few bad apples in the tub"

Don't they make cider?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"There's always a few bad apples in the tub

Don't they make cider? "

Not these ones, they are too sour

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"There's always a few bad apples in the tub

Don't they make cider?

Not these ones, they are too sour

Oh, alright then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning you fruitful lot have a glorious Tuesday

I have spent the day genuinely trying to work out if it was Tuesday or Wednesday. I settled on Wednesday but now you've fucked it all up again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS, I joined Fab to see if there was anyone I could pear up with, NOT for silly threads like this

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By *artyanna16200TV/TS
over a year ago

leeds

No need to be crabby

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A gnassberry

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By *artyanna16200TV/TS
over a year ago

leeds

Gets on your pips too does it?

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

"leave judge-melons on the side, let’s avo-cuddle and have strawberry kisses

Hehe that made me laugh

Miss Pc

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"Intelligence is knowing that tomatoes are part of the fruit family. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad!

Cucumbers, courgettes, avocados, peppers and chillies are all fruit

Is a fruit bat fruit

Do you think they are all called Kevin? Like all spiders are called Fred

No.. they're all called Nora

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