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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's got me..

Laid on the bed and a buzzing in my ear. Now a bite on my leg..

Mosquitoes!!!!

Anyone else hate these little shits?

I always end up itching the bites

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

They are driving me mad

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I've not seen any for years

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They are driving me mad "

They make me cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm about to make something buzz

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I'm about to make something buzz

Bee keeper?

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

I'm allergic to their bites...any bite blisters....so loathe them and midges.

Have found a new skin cream which seems to be keeping them at bay currently... fingers crossed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got bitten to fuck on my hols recently, I'm very allergic and come up in massive lumps and welts.

I hoped I'd left them behind (the holiday was ace, but trying to mozzie dodge in the evening was tedious).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate daddy long legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My home town is full of them every year, we are very damp and I cant sit in the garden at night or I am eaten alive. I have about 20 bites on me from just trying yesterday day time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My home town is full of them every year, we are very damp and I cant sit in the garden at night or I am eaten alive. I have about 20 bites on me from just trying yesterday day time

Omg! That would drive me nuts...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My home town is full of them every year, we are very damp and I cant sit in the garden at night or I am eaten alive. I have about 20 bites on me from just trying yesterday day time

*Strikes Worcester off list of "places to ever set wheel in*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm about to make something buzz

Bee keeper? "

Errrmmmm

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Anyone been bitten on the bum yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My home town is full of them every year, we are very damp and I cant sit in the garden at night or I am eaten alive. I have about 20 bites on me from just trying yesterday day time

Omg! That would drive me nuts...

It does drive me insane I just want to sit out on a warm night

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I'm about to make something buzz

Bee keeper?

Errrmmmm

Harry Potter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone been bitten on the bum yet? "

Not by an insect lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone been bitten on the bum yet? "

Meeeeeeeeee! In Mallorca. Whilst sitting in a fucking wheelchair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My home town is full of them every year, we are very damp and I cant sit in the garden at night or I am eaten alive. I have about 20 bites on me from just trying yesterday day time

*Strikes Worcester off list of "places to ever set wheel in*

Im a skip further over from the city so you might be safe there

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Anyone been bitten on the bum yet? "

No that costs extra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone been bitten on the bum yet? "

Yes! Its huge too

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

"Anyone been bitten on the bum yet?

Not by an insect lol"

By an animal? Hope it wasnt a rabid dog or anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone been bitten on the bum yet?

Not by an insect lol

By an animal? Hope it wasnt a rabid dog or anything

Horny French girl

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

"Anyone been bitten on the bum yet?

Not by an insect lol

By an animal? Hope it wasnt a rabid dog or anything

Horny French bulldog"

Woah. Thats beastiality dude

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By *hat BlokeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

All tiny bites stingy things are horrible, but especially those that are trying to eat you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My home town is full of them every year, we are very damp and I cant sit in the garden at night or I am eaten alive. I have about 20 bites on me from just trying yesterday day time

*Strikes Worcester off list of "places to ever set wheel in*

Im a skip further over from the city so you might be safe there"

I fell out with Worcester. The last time, a seagull squawked incessantly outside my hotel room, which was hotter than the third circle of hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone been bitten on the bum yet?

Not by an insect lol

By an animal? Hope it wasnt a rabid dog or anything

Horny French bulldog

Woah. Thats beastiality dude

I actually checked to see what I did type lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Just bought Calamine lotion at Tescos before they shut. 1 nasty bite on the back of my leg.

It's half Iron oxide, or rust, hence its colour. Could have found a nail instead

. Not used it since chicken pox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, hate them with a passion. I don't react well to the bites at all and end up taking a shite load of antihistamines to keep the itching at bay. Bastards!

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

"Anyone been bitten on the bum yet?

Yes! Its huge too

Your bum or the bite?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Yep covered in bites.

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Fan is on full speed should keep them away to sticky tonight

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Replying to anyone been bitten on the butt I was last year. Perverted mosquito put there somewhere is laughing at this lol

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Replying to anyone been bitten on the butt I was last year. Perverted mosquito put there somewhere is laughing at this lol"

This isn’t a scene out of “the amazing Maurice snd his educated rodents” is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's got me..

Laid on the bed and a buzzing in my ear. Now a bite on my leg..

Mosquitoes!!!!

Anyone else hate these little shits?

I always end up itching the bites

I hate that whine thing they do in your ear - not really got any phobias but that will always get an irrationally out of proportion reaction

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

south west

Karma soap from lush will solve your ills. It has citronella in it,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been sleeping naked on the bed window open been bit on the leg bum and back

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Been lucky so far in this heat . Been bitten on the ear twice before, my ear looked like a quaver.

Get lots of large flies coming in the house and buzing around, they are so stupid and never seem to get out and bashing against the window.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been lucky so far in this heat . Been bitten on the ear twice before, my ear looked like a quaver.

Get lots of large flies coming in the house and buzing around, they are so stupid and never seem to get out and bashing against the window."

I was driven mad by lots of flies yesterday evening. Then I remembered I had some Citronella incense sticks that I brought back from India a few years ago - lit one for an hour and they all disappeared! Result.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are driving me mad "

Same here...

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'm allergic to virtually all insect bites and stings and usually end up on antibiotics.

So far I've not been bitten this year and keeping my fingers crossed that continues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never get bitten. Must taste disgusting or something.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I never get bitten. Must taste disgusting or something."

I doubt you taste disgusting

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By *inkyRebelMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Growing cat nip stops them. They don't like the smell.

But cats will go loopy

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