FabSwingers.com forum: ‘Shark attacks to be rebranded as ‘negative encounters’ to improve the animals image.’

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

North East Lincolnshire

Well the OP’s name shocked me

was expecting someone else with that title

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Well the OP’s name shocked me

was expecting someone else with that title

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

south west

"[Death threat from Essex received by poster at 19/07/21 21:42:03]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well the OP’s name shocked me

was expecting someone else with that title

I know, right ? I accidentally deleted my opening post and can’t be arsed to write it out again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who are you and what have you done with our beloved City Jeans ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who are you and what have you done with our beloved City Jeans ?

They also want them to be called ‘incidents’, amazing turn of events.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who are you and what have you done with our beloved City Jeans ?

They also want them to be called ‘incidents’, amazing turn of events."

You’ve changed.

Fancy a duck?

Quaaaaack

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

I think its stupid. Sharks are amazing. Mind you watching jaws when i was 7 did put me off water for a while.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who are you and what have you done with our beloved City Jeans ?

They also want them to be called ‘incidents’, amazing turn of events.

You’ve changed.

Fancy a duck?

Quaaaaack

Think it’s the heat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who are you and what have you done with our beloved City Jeans ?

They also want them to be called ‘incidents’, amazing turn of events.

You’ve changed.

Fancy a duck?

Quaaaaack

Think it’s the heat! "

It’s ok. It gets to the best of us. Bless your cotton shorts.

The tight white damp variety

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Maybe they should be called human intrusions on natural habitats.... Or soemthing catchier

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By *rongstantineWoman
over a year ago

hull

Definitely a negative encounter if you're a shark, people are bloody awful.

An image overhaul and more education is needed; sharks are fucking dope.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

North East Lincolnshire

Hang on…Tom is making posts on Lycra and CJ is doing sharks posts

WTF!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

What about the sharks image though ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who are you and what have you done with our beloved City Jeans ?

They also want them to be called ‘incidents’, amazing turn of events."

Next thing they'll hold the Olympics in 2021 and call them the 2020 Olympics.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"What about the sharks image though ?"

They're looking at doing adverts for toothpaste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting shark fact

A shark will only eat you if your wet

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By *heikh YerboutiMan
over a year ago

Schlongolia

Evil buggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interesting shark fact

A shark will only eat you if your wet

Problem is, being chased by a shark is so damn exciting.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Interesting shark fact

A shark will only eat you if your wet

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how the fuck would anyone know that?

Or am I missing the joke ?

Besides I've seen the documentary "sharknado" and they not only attack people who are dry they can also fly.

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1181670

*resurrecting the dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interesting shark fact

A shark will only eat you if your wet

how the fuck would anyone know that?

Or am I missing the joke ?

Besides I've seen the documentary "sharknado" and they not only attack people who are dry they can also fly.

Ah the Greater Crested White Shark. I’ll never forget the first time I saw its majestic body floating through the air. It was truly an “oh fuck!” moment.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Marvelous thread..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interesting shark fact

A shark will only eat you if your wet

Problem is, being chased by a shark is so damn exciting.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Who cares ….

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

The scientists are the evil buggers here. You can dress it up as much as you like but a shark attack is a shark attack. These science types love their data and statistics.. if there is a drift in language to call crocodile and shark attacks both negative encountors then I would be interested if attacks rise.. I imagine a sign on the beach or river bank saying "Do not swim in the water to avoid a negative encounter"

Jeans has done well to raise awareness in the forum and I thought he was just the forum eyecandy. Don't be fooled girls.

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By *ittycenMan
over a year ago

south west

"I think its stupid. Sharks are amazing. Mind you watching jaws when i was 7 did put me off water for a while. "

I read about one of these “experience cinemas” once, watching jaws in a lake. The film was projected onto a floating screen while everyone was in the water in rubber floats etc.

Unbeknownst to them, there were scuba divers underneath who would grab ankles at appropriate moments…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who cares …. "

If you’re not interested in the thread feel free not to comment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharks are totally cool precisely BECAUSE of phrases like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did a great brown shart the other day...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who cares …. "

Just ask him out for a shag. The angsty horndog comments are getting old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the sharks image though ?

They're looking at doing adverts for toothpaste. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on…Tom is making posts on Lycra and CJ is doing sharks posts

WTF!

I always knew they were in a clique!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"What about the sharks image though ?

They're looking at doing adverts for toothpaste. "

Best not to use the one with the red stripe .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the sharks image though ?

They're looking at doing adverts for toothpaste.

Coral-B ?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Marvelous thread..

He doesn't make this stuff up. It's all over the news.

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

"Hang on…Tom is making posts on Lycra and CJ is doing sharks posts

WTF!

I always knew they were in a clique!!"

Keep it to yourself, dont tell a soul, they're actually the same person.

No one's ever seen them in the same room together have they.

*I'm not making this stuff up

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

They're looking at doing adverts for toothpaste.

Coral-B ?"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"What about the sharks image though ?

They're looking at doing adverts for toothpaste.

Coral-B ?"

Shore fing!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Yeah.. the sharks definitely needs a better PR agency… we are starting a brand new campaign…

Sharks… not all of us kill humans.. it’s really rare.. honest!!!!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

In further developments, shark fishing is to be renamed ‘fucking assholes killing beautiful creatures’

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Can shark's read?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on…Tom is making posts on Lycra and CJ is doing sharks posts

WTF!

I always knew they were in a clique!!

Keep it to yourself, dont tell a soul, they're actually the same person.

No one's ever seen them in the same room together have they.

*I'm not making this stuff up"

The penny drops!

This has really thrown the Forum into a whirlwind of gossip now because lord knows, it has been rarher dull of late.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the sharks image though ?

They're looking at doing adverts for toothpaste.

Coral-B ?

Shore fing!"

Sharking news!!

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I guess a shark could never say we taste a bit like chicken?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the sharks image though ?

They're looking at doing adverts for toothpaste.

Coral-B ?

Shore fing!

Sharking news!!"

Jaws dropping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on…Tom is making posts on Lycra and CJ is doing sharks posts

WTF!

I always knew they were in a clique!!

Keep it to yourself, dont tell a soul, they're actually the same person.

No one's ever seen them in the same room together have they.

*I'm not making this stuff up"

Lionel, CJ and Tom.........

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

"Hang on…Tom is making posts on Lycra and CJ is doing sharks posts

WTF!

I always knew they were in a clique!!

Keep it to yourself, dont tell a soul, they're actually the same person.

No one's ever seen them in the same room together have they.

*I'm not making this stuff up

Lionel, CJ and Tom.........

Bwahahahaha.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"In further developments, shark fishing is to be renamed ‘fucking assholes killing beautiful creatures’ "

There was a story in the news today that a record 19 sharks were caught in a fishing trip of North Wales ... All were released.. I am not sure whether that was an act of kindness or stupidity..

If they are man eaters possibly stupidity..

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

To be fair.. I often suspected that Jeans and Lionel were the same person .. There are too many similarities...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair.. I often suspected that Jeans and Lionel were the same person .. There are too many similarities...

Who is Lionel?

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

"To be fair.. I often suspected that Jeans and Lionel were the same person .. There are too many similarities...

Who is Lionel?

He can be found in the Virus and Politics forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair.. I often suspected that Jeans and Lionel were the same person .. There are too many similarities...

Who is Lionel?

He can be found in the Virus and Politics forums.

Ah thanks.

Not brave enough to venture in there.

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

"To be fair.. I often suspected that Jeans and Lionel were the same person .. There are too many similarities...

Who is Lionel?

He can be found in the Virus and Politics forums.

Ah thanks.

Not brave enough to venture in there.

As the old sea maps used to say; "there be dragons"

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Jeans is a lamb chop man

Lionel is a Guillotine chop man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair.. I often suspected that Jeans and Lionel were the same person .. There are too many similarities...

Who is Lionel?

He has his own brand of biscuits: rich tea biscuits. Named them after himself.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"To be fair.. I often suspected that Jeans and Lionel were the same person .. There are too many similarities...

Who is Lionel?

He has his own brand of biscuits: rich tea biscuits. Named them after himself.

They are one and the same some say..

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