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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does anyone else have a sneaky wash of their bell end in the pub toilet after a pee if no-one is around and then have to fumble around looking very dodgy if someone then walks in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, I prefer to let the pissy drips get on my boxers.

That way, when I'm late for work, I can pick a pair up off the floor, give 'em a quick sniff and can tell instantly if they are clean enough to wear or ready for the wash

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Does anyone else have a sneaky wash of their bell end in the pub toilet after a pee if no-one is around and then have to fumble around looking very dodgy if someone then walks in? "

Do you mean in the sink when you are washing your hands? If so, keep up the good work - clean hands good, clean cock excellent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does anyone else have a sneaky wash of their bell end in the pub toilet after a pee if no-one is around and then have to fumble around looking very dodgy if someone then walks in?

Do you mean in the sink when you are washing your hands? If so, keep up the good work - clean hands good, clean cock excellent."

Yes I mean exactly that, have had some funny looks to say the least lol

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Not going anywhere near those sinks

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Does anyone else have a sneaky wash of their bell end in the pub toilet after a pee if no-one is around and then have to fumble around looking very dodgy if someone then walks in?

Do you mean in the sink when you are washing your hands? If so, keep up the good work - clean hands good, clean cock excellent.

Yes I mean exactly that, have had some funny looks to say the least lol"

You could try carrying wet wipes. Or, would that be worse?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Not going anywhere near those sinks "

I'm afraid I have long thought that not many men manage to get to the sink after that final shake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not going anywhere near those sinks "

I do go to London quite regularly so beware lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not going anywhere near those sinks

I'm afraid I have long thought that not many men manage to get to the sink after that final shake. "

You wouldn't be wrong either

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Not going anywhere near those sinks

I do go to London quite regularly so beware lol"

Do come and say hello - I know your hands will be clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone else have a sneaky wash of their bell end in the pub toilet after a pee if no-one is around and then have to fumble around looking very dodgy if someone then walks in? "

Nope. Looks like it's just you then......

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Does anyone else have a sneaky wash of their bell end in the pub toilet after a pee if no-one is around and then have to fumble around looking very dodgy if someone then walks in? "

bite the bullet and come out..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does anyone else have a sneaky wash of their bell end in the pub toilet after a pee if no-one is around and then have to fumble around looking very dodgy if someone then walks in?

Nope. Looks like it's just you then......

"

Well seeing as most of em don't even wash their hands it's hardly a surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone else have a sneaky wash of their bell end in the pub toilet after a pee if no-one is around and then have to fumble around looking very dodgy if someone then walks in? "

hahaha bet you thought the bidet was a drinking fountain lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Do you get the funny looks because your not quite tall enough to get it over the rim of the sink and have to burly guys lifting you up?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Two *

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By *inkyScot22Man
over a year ago

Anniesland

Isn't urine sterile anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been in public toilets where blokes hang about who will gladly wash other mens cock with their mouths....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah, I prefer to let the pissy drips get on my boxers.

That way, when I'm late for work, I can pick a pair up off the floor, give 'em a quick sniff and can tell instantly if they are clean enough to wear or ready for the wash "

Not just me then, phew!!

Do you find tapping the crusty bits with a panel pin hammer loosens them up for a few more days wear?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Isn't urine sterile anyway?"

Not once it hits the air or lingers on hands!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Isn't urine sterile anyway?"

Only inside the body.

Not once it leaves the body.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Does anyone else have a sneaky wash of their bell end in the pub toilet after a pee if no-one is around and then have to fumble around looking very dodgy if someone then walks in?

hahaha bet you thought the bidet was a drinking fountain lol "

I thought it was a foot bath on my first foreign holiday .....

If i win the lottery im having two .... one for each foot and fuck everyone.

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By *kin BohnerMan
over a year ago

derby

A medic once told me... that urine is sterile and providing the bloke is a regular shower taker or bather its actually more important to wash your hands prior to taking a leak... Your tackle will be clean nestling under two layers of clothing. Just think where your hands have been in the time between visits to the loo...

Though of course I do at least rinse my hands after but I always wash before...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone else have a sneaky wash of their bell end in the pub toilet after a pee if no-one is around and then have to fumble around looking very dodgy if someone then walks in?

hahaha bet you thought the bidet was a drinking fountain lol

I thought it was a foot bath on my first foreign holiday .....

If i win the lottery im having two .... one for each foot and fuck everyone."

Haahaa brill get it right up them i have one for each foot!! Id like a pic of you standing in them with your middle finger up haahaa !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd just find some womans mouth to wash my pishy cock with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd just find some womans mouth to wash my pishy cock with"

And i know you aint lying Paddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd just find some womans mouth to wash my pishy cock with

And i know you aint lying Paddy "

u fuckin gargle it, so u cant say nowt lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd just find some womans mouth to wash my pishy cock with

And i know you aint lying Paddy

u fuckin gargle it, so u cant say nowt lol x"

Only for special friends Paddy lol

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

i was taught how to have a piss with out it going on my hands

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"i was taught how to have a piss with out it going on my hands "

But do you wash it afterwards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone else have a sneaky wash of their bell end in the pub toilet after a pee if no-one is around and then have to fumble around looking very dodgy if someone then walks in? "
I openly lob it in the sink and giveit a thorough scrub then stick it under the hand dryer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does anyone else have a sneaky wash of their bell end in the pub toilet after a pee if no-one is around and then have to fumble around looking very dodgy if someone then walks in? I openly lob it in the sink and giveit a thorough scrub then stick it under the hand dryer "

Good man, do you find those automatic hand washing things, like they have in Morrisons, a little awkward for cleansing your bits? I'm thinking of writing to the manufacturer to see of they would consider doing them at waist height in future!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone else have a sneaky wash of their bell end in the pub toilet after a pee if no-one is around and then have to fumble around looking very dodgy if someone then walks in? I openly lob it in the sink and giveit a thorough scrub then stick it under the hand dryer

Good man, do you find those automatic hand washing things, like they have in Morrisons, a little awkward for cleansing your bits? I'm thinking of writing to the manufacturer to see of they would consider doing them at waist height in future!"

some might get the wrong idea of a free cock-blower in the toilets tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does anyone else have a sneaky wash of their bell end in the pub toilet after a pee if no-one is around and then have to fumble around looking very dodgy if someone then walks in? I openly lob it in the sink and giveit a thorough scrub then stick it under the hand dryer

Good man, do you find those automatic hand washing things, like they have in Morrisons, a little awkward for cleansing your bits? I'm thinking of writing to the manufacturer to see of they would consider doing them at waist height in future!

some might get the wrong idea of a free cock-blower in the toilets tho"

Yeah good point, getting a bit close to four candles, fork handles territory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't men wipe the end of it with toilet tissue ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We stopped off at a service station on our way home yesterday and desperate for a pee I went in the men's only to find all the urinals occupied so I used a cubicle instead. Then I heard a little girl's voice from the next cubicle to mine saying, "Daddy, the men's toilets stink, can't we use the ladies?"

You know what? She wasn't wrong. Men's toilets DO stink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't men wipe the end of it with toilet tissue ? "

I asked a bloke that years ago and he laughed at me

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's funny, because men in other countries do often rinse their cocks. Think we're too hung up over here, as we don't often see cock on tv, and male nudity isn't that well supported.

The cocks on Embarrassing Bodies show aren't usually that pleasing to look at either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's funny, because men in other countries do often rinse their cocks. Think we're too hung up over here, as we don't often see cock on tv, and male nudity isn't that well supported.

The cocks on Embarrassing Bodies show aren't usually that pleasing to look at either."

Well you won't find me leading from the front trying to convince other British men to wash their cocks in public. I've got used to my front teeth where they are and I'd miss them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's funny, because men in other countries do often rinse their cocks. Think we're too hung up over here, as we don't often see cock on tv, and male nudity isn't that well supported.

The cocks on Embarrassing Bodies show aren't usually that pleasing to look at either.

Well you won't find me leading from the front trying to convince other British men to wash their cocks in public. I've got used to my front teeth where they are and I'd miss them. "

seen plenty not even washing their hands...even with female company(outwith the toilet area lol). I go , "ewww ffs"

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"It's funny, because men in other countries do often rinse their cocks. Think we're too hung up over here, as we don't often see cock on tv, and male nudity isn't that well supported.

The cocks on Embarrassing Bodies show aren't usually that pleasing to look at either.

Well you won't find me leading from the front trying to convince other British men to wash their cocks in public. I've got used to my front teeth where they are and I'd miss them.

seen plenty not even washing their hands...even with female company(outwith the toilet area lol). I go , "ewww ffs""

my OH is in stitches with this thread as her single user name was dyson38g and it has us in fits when we see the dyson hand blowers in the loos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is heightest.

Some of us aren't long enough in the leg to get to a normal sink,or maybe my cock just aint long enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread is heightest.

Some of us aren't long enough in the leg to get to a normal sink,or maybe my cock just aint long enough "

Well you've 2 choices then. Either buy a pair of 1970's platform heels or just dunk the old chap into a puddle on your way over the carpark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone else have a sneaky wash of their bell end in the pub toilet after a pee if no-one is around and then have to fumble around looking very dodgy if someone then walks in? "

No but I am beginning to think I am the only one who doesn't after dribble here. A good shake works fine for me.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Does anyone else have a sneaky wash of their bell end in the pub toilet after a pee if no-one is around and then have to fumble around looking very dodgy if someone then walks in?

No but I am beginning to think I am the only one who doesn't after dribble here. A good shake works fine for me. "

But do you wash your hands?

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