FabSwingers.com forum: Messages that start with

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So here is a game. I want you to write down the one this you despise messages the start with “…” and take it from there.

Okay, so here is an example. I despise messages that start with “hi or hey” or something like “how are you doing”

I think I’ve covered all them, but let’s see what you fabsterenos come up with

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Just Wuu2 or u free now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi babe hi honey hi any sort off pet name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your just what I’m looking for

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your just what I’m looking for

Well Luci. I am sure. Nope, quite certain those tits are exactly what men are looking for

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

How kinky are you?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I'm going to walk in the door, you'll be naked... Etc etc etc

Some long paragraph about what their going to do to me

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Can I ask you a question?

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

I don't despise any. Sometimes people are nervous, unsure, or don't particularly like to send messages first. A simple hi is enough to start a conversation. Many times I've been messaged with a simple "hi" which is led to a conversation lasting ages and led to several meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the dirtiest thing you’ve done

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Anything graphic tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Are you free now”

STAY THE EFFE AWAY

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Meet now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a face pic??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Lord, can't believe some guys right that drivvle. They really think most women will reply with 'free now? Oh yes please'

Mind boggles at their bluntness, honestly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Write*

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Always wondered what "WOW" means ... is it "Wilt or Wallow"?

Any other suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While I get where you're coming from OP, it's against forum rules to discuss contents of private messages here, and encouraging others to do so could land a few people on the naughty step if a mod deems that they've crossed the line

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

"Hi"

Hi lol

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I'd ruin you.....

Fuck off mate, you're 5'6 and all of 9st wet through, I'd snap you like a twig and not the sexual kind you're hoping for either

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"You're by far the best guy on fab and we need to meet asap'.

I'm so fed up of hearing this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg where do I start??

I'd ripe Ur ass in half...well that sounds fun and a little painful tbh..I'll fuck you all night...bahahaha and reality is 1 hour later mate...

anything that comes across conceited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and can we not forget...

what are u looking for

Well that tell me Ur illiterate and can't read a profile ??

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

A fat guy like you won't get laid in here....

Charming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On behalf of all my fellow single males, what’s it like to receive a message?

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"On behalf of all my fellow single males, what’s it like to receive a message?"

There was a guy who once received one about 5years ago. I forget his name ...

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I had a message once that just said "mmm cock"

WTF???

Gbat

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By *ougie321Man
over a year ago

Milford Haven

Do you want to tell me a story. What a fabulous cock you have

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"On behalf of all my fellow single males, what’s it like to receive a message?

There was a guy who once received one about 5years ago. I forget his name ..."

His name was Sting & it was in a bottle.

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"I'd ruin you.....

Fuck off mate, you're 5'6 and all of 9st wet through, I'd snap you like a twig and not the sexual kind you're hoping for either

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By *rs-sensual-meWoman
over a year ago

gwynedd

What you into?

And Wanna Suck this? Includes dick pic

Umm no ta

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"On behalf of all my fellow single males, what’s it like to receive a message?

There was a guy who once received one about 5years ago. I forget his name ...

His name was Sting & it was in a bottle. "

He should write a song about that. You never know, it might earn him a couple of squids

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I know you ladies get bombarded with messages but…

Proceeds to send pointless message with cock pic

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