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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting

NO

NO

NO

NO

NO

NO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I have had a shit weekend, week etcm wanted a good nights sleep last night and what did i get- oooooooooh a cat that bowled outside my window ALLLLLLLLLLL night last night and kept me awake from 230 (misesd the fight) til half 6 this morning,

Just avout to go to bed now and wha t do i just hear thru the double glazing.....

MMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCKING

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll get me gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to borrow my catapult, it really comes in handy

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if your pussy had problems with its bowls yooud howl too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pussys like to shag at this time of night, and wen they meow sooooo loud, its wem the tom cat is withdrawing cuz they have a cock shaped like an arrow, if u get wot i mean lol

si it makes pussy screach loud

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Those sonic anti pussy guns work a treat on the furry kind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pussys like to shag at this time of night, and wen they meow sooooo loud, its wem the tom cat is withdrawing cuz they have a cock shaped like an arrow, if u get wot i mean lol

si it makes pussy screach loud "

Or next door has a strange fetish

Tony

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By *hristalCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Those sonic anti pussy guns work a treat on the furry kind."

0h do tell me more please - we have a pussy problem as well.

Cx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont know but my one eye has gone funny with all the ooooooooooooooo's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll tame your pussy for you

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Dont know but my one eye has gone funny with all the ooooooooooooooo's "
have some typhoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont know but my one eye has gone funny with all the ooooooooooooooo's have some typhoo "

Hey thats a good PG Tip lol

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Those sonic anti pussy guns work a treat on the furry kind.

0h do tell me more please - we have a pussy problem as well.

Cx"

JML i think or check ARGOS. got one and pointed and fired and said pussy nearly did a back flip before hight tailing it over the fence. Suppressing as it was mid way knocking a fuggie out!

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By *hristalCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Those sonic anti pussy guns work a treat on the furry kind.

0h do tell me more please - we have a pussy problem as well.

Cx

JML i think or check ARGOS. got one and pointed and fired and said pussy nearly did a back flip before hight tailing it over the fence. Suppressing as it was mid way knocking a fuggie out!"

0h purrrrrrrrfect - i shall get one tomorrrow - the chicken fat keeps trying to sit on our cars and i am not a happy girl!

Ty hunx

Cx

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Those sonic anti pussy guns work a treat on the furry kind.

0h do tell me more please - we have a pussy problem as well.

Cx

JML i think or check ARGOS. got one and pointed and fired and said pussy nearly did a back flip before hight tailing it over the fence. Suppressing as it was mid way knocking a fuggie out!

0h purrrrrrrrfect - i shall get one tomorrrow - the chicken fat keeps trying to sit on our cars and i am not a happy girl!

Ty hunx

Cx"

you just have to remember to shoot only the naughty pussies

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By *hristalCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Those sonic anti pussy guns work a treat on the furry kind.

0h do tell me more please - we have a pussy problem as well.

Cx

JML i think or check ARGOS. got one and pointed and fired and said pussy nearly did a back flip before hight tailing it over the fence. Suppressing as it was mid way knocking a fuggie out!

0h purrrrrrrrfect - i shall get one tomorrrow - the chicken fat keeps trying to sit on our cars and i am not a happy girl!

Ty hunx

Cx

you just have to remember to shoot only the naughty pussies "

Well i would not want to hurt the nice ones

Have you seen the pussy on my profile :-

)

Cx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you need to do with said cat is throw something big and heavy in its direction they move pretty damn fast when a size 12 trainer comes flying out our bedroom window at them I can promise!!

Mind you I think one of my neighbours cats is fecking brilliant.

The guy over the back has a badly set security light and the cat walks into his garden set the damn thing of (it shines right into my bedroom windows) sits perfectly still til the light goes out then flicks his tail the light pings right back on its great when I want to read in bed and hubby is sleeping

Shona

x x x

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting

lol @ size 9 trainer..... little feet mean....

littleshoes...lol xxxx

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By *hristalCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"What you need to do with said cat is throw something big and heavy in its direction they move pretty damn fast when a size 12 trainer comes flying out our bedroom window at them I can promise!!

Mind you I think one of my neighbours cats is fecking brilliant.

The guy over the back has a badly set security light and the cat walks into his garden set the damn thing of (it shines right into my bedroom windows) sits perfectly still til the light goes out then flicks his tail the light pings right back on its great when I want to read in bed and hubby is sleeping

Shona

x x x "

Cats and water dont seem to mix well

Christalx

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Those sonic anti pussy guns work a treat on the furry kind.

0h do tell me more please - we have a pussy problem as well.

Cx

JML i think or check ARGOS. got one and pointed and fired and said pussy nearly did a back flip before hight tailing it over the fence. Suppressing as it was mid way knocking a fuggie out!

0h purrrrrrrrfect - i shall get one tomorrrow - the chicken fat keeps trying to sit on our cars and i am not a happy girl!

Ty hunx

Cx

you just have to remember to shoot only the naughty pussies

Well i would not want to hurt the nice ones

Have you seen the pussy on my profile :-

)

Cx"

Now thats a CUTE pussy!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh no you misunderstand me I would never throw MY shoes at the cat not even my own cat gets MY shoes

Always hubbys trainers lol he has enough pairs he wont miss them honest - well he hasnt so far

Shona

x x x

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By *hristalCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Ohh no you misunderstand me I would never throw MY shoes at the cat not even my own cat gets MY shoes

Always hubbys trainers lol he has enough pairs he wont miss them honest - well he hasnt so far

Shona

x x x "

Well if you are anything like me shoes are always an issue -mmmmmmmm which pair shall i buy

Cx

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By *hristalCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Those sonic anti pussy guns work a treat on the furry kind.

0h do tell me more please - we have a pussy problem as well.

Cx

JML i think or check ARGOS. got one and pointed and fired and said pussy nearly did a back flip before hight tailing it over the fence. Suppressing as it was mid way knocking a fuggie out!

0h purrrrrrrrfect - i shall get one tomorrrow - the chicken fat keeps trying to sit on our cars and i am not a happy girl!

Ty hunx

Cx

you just have to remember to shoot only the naughty pussies

Well i would not want to hurt the nice ones

Have you seen the pussy on my profile :-

)

Cx

Now thats a CUTE pussy!!!!"

Well ty hun what can i say

Cx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if you are anything like me shoes are always an issue -mmmmmmmm which pair shall i buy

Cx"

Ohh no hun I just get them all so what if the kids cant eat for a few days cos mum has got 20 new pairs of shoes she will only wear once

I was joking I do feed my kids at least once a day

Shona

x x x

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By *hristalCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Well if you are anything like me shoes are always an issue -mmmmmmmm which pair shall i buy

Cx

Ohh no hun I just get them all so what if the kids cant eat for a few days cos mum has got 20 new pairs of shoes she will only wear once

I was joking I do feed my kids at least once a day

Shona

x x x "

Well i have only bought two pairs so far this week

Nite hun,

Cxxxx

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Those sonic anti pussy guns work a treat on the furry kind.

0h do tell me more please - we have a pussy problem as well.

Cx

JML i think or check ARGOS. got one and pointed and fired and said pussy nearly did a back flip before hight tailing it over the fence. Suppressing as it was mid way knocking a fuggie out!

0h purrrrrrrrfect - i shall get one tomorrrow - the chicken fat keeps trying to sit on our cars and i am not a happy girl!

Ty hunx

Cx

you just have to remember to shoot only the naughty pussies

Well i would not want to hurt the nice ones

Have you seen the pussy on my profile :-

)

Cx

Now thats a CUTE pussy!!!!

Well ty hun what can i say

Cx"

Well you could say lots lol

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"Well if you are anything like me shoes are always an issue -mmmmmmmm which pair shall i buy

Cx

Ohh no hun I just get them all so what if the kids cant eat for a few days cos mum has got 20 new pairs of shoes she will only wear once

I was joking I do feed my kids at least once a day

Shona

x x x "

yr kids dont know they was born =- once a week we got scraps thrown at us in the cupboard under the stairs!!!!

And you think i am joking!!!!

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting

and after the sob story i STILL got a no!!!

hehehehe xxxx

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