FabSwingers.com forum: weird mushroom dick

By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

gf said that my mushroom dick is very weird. Is it true?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Everyone is different.

I would say it wasn't a nice thing to say ...

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Everyone is different.

I would say it wasn't a nice thing to say ..."

by my gf

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Yes"

Eek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it weird how penises vary so much in appearance and size

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Its unique. The head is a lot bigger in proportion to the shaft. But everyones different!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes

Eek"

Does she like mushrooms? If yes, happy days.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Aren't mushrooms smaller and toadstools bigger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't mushrooms smaller and toadstools bigger? "

Haven't you opened enough cans of worms today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean you call it yourself that as well… it has a very mushroom shape , I mean , penises are all different

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Aren't mushrooms smaller and toadstools bigger? "

well I wish it was a toadstool..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She surely must be ok with your piece anyway as she ended up in a relationship with you. So happy days

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Aren't mushrooms smaller and toadstools bigger?

Haven't you opened enough cans of worms today

I'm keeping it on topic though

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Aren't mushrooms smaller and toadstools bigger?

well I wish it was a toadstool.. "

I've never seen a 5" mushroom

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Its unique. The head is a lot bigger in proportion to the shaft. But everyones different! "

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Aren't mushrooms smaller and toadstools bigger?

well I wish it was a toadstool..

I've never seen a 5" mushroom "

You have now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't mushrooms smaller and toadstools bigger?

well I wish it was a toadstool.. "

TBH mine is like a big mushroom/Darth Vaders helmet. I think that's just cause I'm circumcised.

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Its unique. The head is a lot bigger in proportion to the shaft. But everyones different!

What would your reaction be do undoing my belt and zipper and pulling down my pants and seeing my mushroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"gf said that my mushroom dick is very weird. Is it true? "

You're obsessed with it going by your profile. Stop blaming it on your gf.

You know, if you connect emotionally and you put it in her like you care, she doesn't give a flying fuck about its aesthetics.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Its unique. The head is a lot bigger in proportion to the shaft. But everyones different!

What would your reaction be do undoing my belt and zipper and pulling down my pants and seeing my mushroom "

I would think. “This guy looks like a fun guy”

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Its unique. The head is a lot bigger in proportion to the shaft. But everyones different!

What would your reaction be do undoing my belt and zipper and pulling down my pants and seeing my mushroom "

If we'd got that far in the first place...then it's all good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you are obsessed with talking about your dick (green arrow). You can't change it so why do you keep drawing attention to it?

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

"I think you are obsessed with talking about your dick (green arrow). You can't change it so why do you keep drawing attention to it? "

Green arrow & username suggest that this is very much the case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it is a sense of empowerment in embracing what he and some others may perceive appears a mushroom dick

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