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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Of your body is currently sunburned?

Given the size of my bikini I'm going to say about 95%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of your body is currently sunburned?

Given the size of my bikini I'm going to say about 95% "

Perks of being a quarter Indian is that I just get darker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0% hopefully you’ve got some after sun or aloe vera x

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Just my arms so 20%

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of your body is currently sunburned?

Given the size of my bikini I'm going to say about 95%

Perks of being a quarter Indian is that I just get darker "

Damn you

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater

My feet are sweating in this heat x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"0% hopefully you’ve got some after sun or aloe vera x"

I don't, you're welcome to bring some with you though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None, I just go brown and then my freckles come out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"0% hopefully you’ve got some after sun or aloe vera x

I don't, you're welcome to bring some with you though "

I’ve got loads of aloe pups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0

I'm in hiding

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"0% hopefully you’ve got some after sun or aloe vera x

I don't, you're welcome to bring some with you though

I’ve got loads of aloe pups "

Start driving now, you'll be here by midnight

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

0% I've not been out in it.

Please be careful peeps... Factor 30/50 and reapply

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"0

I'm in hiding "

Sensible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of your body is currently sunburned?

Given the size of my bikini I'm going to say about 95% "

Needing someone to apply aftersun?

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up


"Of your body is currently sunburned?

Given the size of my bikini I'm going to say about 95% "

zero.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of your body is currently sunburned?

Given the size of my bikini I'm going to say about 95%

Needing someone to apply aftersun?"

I do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0% why inflict pain on yourself’s it’s not worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0. The factor 50 is protecting me well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"0% why inflict pain on yourself’s it’s not worth it "

Well the burn wasn't planned. A lovely sun tan was planned lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0%. I ain't no fool

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

0% not sitting out in this with my pale skin!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Your threads are amusing OP.

And being mixed race with a fondness for suncream I've never burned. I hope you're not too red and you're able to get the desired tan lines you want.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I think I'm sweating too much to burn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0%, not much sun in a kitchen...plenty of heat.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of your body is currently sunburned?

Given the size of my bikini I'm going to say about 95%

Perks of being a quarter Indian is that I just get darker

Damn you "

You're lucky cause the sun reflects off of you. It just makes me really hot because my skin absorbs it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1-2% if that

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Zero. I'm sat in a swimsuit, factor 50 on my exposed bits, a sarong covering my legs, a wide brimmed hat and sunglasses on. Mmmmmmmmm super sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe 1% form my dog walk, but I was out early, and I don’t do hot sun, I can’t cope with heat (like a delicate little flower )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your threads are amusing OP.

And being mixed race with a fondness for suncream I've never burned. I hope you're not too red and you're able to get the desired tan lines you want."

Thanks, I try to amuse myself with my random musings

I'm not too red but it's possible I may get redder over the next few hours. Lol oops. We'll see!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of your body is currently sunburned?

Given the size of my bikini I'm going to say about 95% "

I need a photo of the bikini to verify its size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your threads are amusing OP.

And being mixed race with a fondness for suncream I've never burned. I hope you're not too red and you're able to get the desired tan lines you want."

Why wear suncream if you're mixed race? Your skin in your suncream like mine is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"0% why inflict pain on yourself’s it’s not worth it

Well the burn wasn't planned. A lovely sun tan was planned lol"

plenty of after sun on later then x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Zero. I'm sat in a swimsuit, factor 50 on my exposed bits, a sarong covering my legs, a wide brimmed hat and sunglasses on. Mmmmmmmmm super sexy "

I bet you look beautiful!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Zero

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Zero. I'm sat in a swimsuit, factor 50 on my exposed bits, a sarong covering my legs, a wide brimmed hat and sunglasses on. Mmmmmmmmm super sexy

I bet you look beautiful!"

I'll send evidence, you decide

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

My forehead, right arm and knees from going to the beach on Friday. Now hiding in the shade

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Zero and I hope to keep it that way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My forehead, right arm and knees from going to the beach on Friday. Now hiding in the shade "

I'd say that's about 10%?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of your body is currently sunburned?

Given the size of my bikini I'm going to say about 95%

I need a photo of the bikini to verify its size "

Sent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of your body is currently sunburned?

Given the size of my bikini I'm going to say about 95%

I need a photo of the bikini to verify its size

Sent "

Feeling a bit left out haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of your body is currently sunburned?

Given the size of my bikini I'm going to say about 95%

I need a photo of the bikini to verify its size

Sent

Feeling a bit left out haha"

That's the forums for me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m 50% tanned but not burnt.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

0.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"0.

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So smug lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of your body is currently sunburned?

Given the size of my bikini I'm going to say about 95%

I need a photo of the bikini to verify its size

Sent

Feeling a bit left out haha

That's the forums for me lol"

You get out what you put in. Gotta be more involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of your body is currently sunburned?

Given the size of my bikini I'm going to say about 95%

I need a photo of the bikini to verify its size

Sent

Feeling a bit left out haha

That's the forums for me lol

You get out what you put in. Gotta be more involved"

I might try that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of your body is currently sunburned?

Given the size of my bikini I'm going to say about 95%

I need a photo of the bikini to verify its size

Sent

Feeling a bit left out haha

That's the forums for me lol

You get out what you put in. Gotta be more involved

I might try that"

Reply to my actual thread and I'll reply to you

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…


"My forehead, right arm and knees from going to the beach on Friday. Now hiding in the shade

I'd say that's about 10%?"

Are you saying I have a big forehead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am pretty much red everywhere and that's with SPF50 applied every half an hour but I'm loving sitting out in the sunshine this year. I always shade my face with a big hat so that is still pale! I don't want my face aging any faster than it needs to.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"0.

So smug lol"

Haha. Still struggling in this heat to be honest. My brain doesn't function in this.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

O%

I'm doing well this year

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I am pretty much red everywhere and that's with SPF50 applied every half an hour but I'm loving sitting out in the sunshine this year. I always shade my face with a big hat so that is still pale! I don't want my face aging any faster than it needs to.

"

Boobs out or boobs in. Just trying to build up a mental image you understand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always tan with quality sunscreen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am pretty much red everywhere and that's with SPF50 applied every half an hour but I'm loving sitting out in the sunshine this year. I always shade my face with a big hat so that is still pale! I don't want my face aging any faster than it needs to.

Boobs out or boobs in. Just trying to build up a mental image you understand. "

Oh my boobs are in. So I've got a nice little tan difference there. I don't want my nipples burning. I like keeping them soft and pink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am pretty much red everywhere and that's with SPF50 applied every half an hour but I'm loving sitting out in the sunshine this year. I always shade my face with a big hat so that is still pale! I don't want my face aging any faster than it needs to.

Boobs out or boobs in. Just trying to build up a mental image you understand.

Oh my boobs are in. So I've got a nice little tan difference there. I don't want my nipples burning. I like keeping them soft and pink. "

Guess that's why nipple covers were made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0% my obstetrician told me to stay out of the sun. I have one weird pigment line on my forehead though which I think is from the sun

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Just the front of my arms past few days, now in hiding me and the sun don't get on well melanoma cells but not malignant

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I am pretty much red everywhere and that's with SPF50 applied every half an hour but I'm loving sitting out in the sunshine this year. I always shade my face with a big hat so that is still pale! I don't want my face aging any faster than it needs to.

Boobs out or boobs in. Just trying to build up a mental image you understand.

Oh my boobs are in. So I've got a nice little tan difference there. I don't want my nipples burning. I like keeping them soft and pink. "

Do like a good tan line.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

90%. Only 1 thing not burnt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"90%. Only 1 thing not burnt. "

Which you think makes up 10% of your body surface? I need to see this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am pretty much red everywhere and that's with SPF50 applied every half an hour but I'm loving sitting out in the sunshine this year. I always shade my face with a big hat so that is still pale! I don't want my face aging any faster than it needs to.

Boobs out or boobs in. Just trying to build up a mental image you understand.

Oh my boobs are in. So I've got a nice little tan difference there. I don't want my nipples burning. I like keeping them soft and pink.

Guess that's why nipple covers were made "

Nobody wants crusty nipples or fanny flaps!

#ProtectYourBits

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I am pretty much red everywhere and that's with SPF50 applied every half an hour but I'm loving sitting out in the sunshine this year. I always shade my face with a big hat so that is still pale! I don't want my face aging any faster than it needs to.

Boobs out or boobs in. Just trying to build up a mental image you understand.

Oh my boobs are in. So I've got a nice little tan difference there. I don't want my nipples burning. I like keeping them soft and pink.

Guess that's why nipple covers were made

Nobody wants crusty nipples or fanny flaps!

#ProtectYourBits"

Errr please don’t speak for me

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

None. I’m sat inside avoiding the sun as I burn easily even with factor 50. And my stepdad just had treatment for skin cancer on his ear…

J x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Zero so far .. might have a session after the grand Prix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am pretty much red everywhere and that's with SPF50 applied every half an hour but I'm loving sitting out in the sunshine this year. I always shade my face with a big hat so that is still pale! I don't want my face aging any faster than it needs to.

Boobs out or boobs in. Just trying to build up a mental image you understand.

Oh my boobs are in. So I've got a nice little tan difference there. I don't want my nipples burning. I like keeping them soft and pink.

Guess that's why nipple covers were made

Nobody wants crusty nipples or fanny flaps!

#ProtectYourBits"

Wasn't aware flaps came from the sun? Bacon left put too long is it? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am pretty much red everywhere and that's with SPF50 applied every half an hour but I'm loving sitting out in the sunshine this year. I always shade my face with a big hat so that is still pale! I don't want my face aging any faster than it needs to.

Boobs out or boobs in. Just trying to build up a mental image you understand.

Oh my boobs are in. So I've got a nice little tan difference there. I don't want my nipples burning. I like keeping them soft and pink.

Guess that's why nipple covers were made

Nobody wants crusty nipples or fanny flaps!

#ProtectYourBits

Errr please don’t speak for me "

I've seen your tanned crusty dick and it's enough to seal a vagina closed forever

Peace and love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am pretty much red everywhere and that's with SPF50 applied every half an hour but I'm loving sitting out in the sunshine this year. I always shade my face with a big hat so that is still pale! I don't want my face aging any faster than it needs to.

Boobs out or boobs in. Just trying to build up a mental image you understand.

Oh my boobs are in. So I've got a nice little tan difference there. I don't want my nipples burning. I like keeping them soft and pink.

Guess that's why nipple covers were made

Nobody wants crusty nipples or fanny flaps!

#ProtectYourBits

Errr please don’t speak for me

I've seen your tanned crusty dick and it's enough to seal a vagina closed forever

Peace and love "

Hahaha just died laughing at this

The humour on you is gold

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I am pretty much red everywhere and that's with SPF50 applied every half an hour but I'm loving sitting out in the sunshine this year. I always shade my face with a big hat so that is still pale! I don't want my face aging any faster than it needs to.

Boobs out or boobs in. Just trying to build up a mental image you understand.

Oh my boobs are in. So I've got a nice little tan difference there. I don't want my nipples burning. I like keeping them soft and pink.

Guess that's why nipple covers were made

Nobody wants crusty nipples or fanny flaps!

#ProtectYourBits

Errr please don’t speak for me

I've seen your tanned lovely dick and it's enough to want it sealed inside my vagina forever

Peace and love "

Awww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am pretty much red everywhere and that's with SPF50 applied every half an hour but I'm loving sitting out in the sunshine this year. I always shade my face with a big hat so that is still pale! I don't want my face aging any faster than it needs to.

Boobs out or boobs in. Just trying to build up a mental image you understand.

Oh my boobs are in. So I've got a nice little tan difference there. I don't want my nipples burning. I like keeping them soft and pink.

Guess that's why nipple covers were made

Nobody wants crusty nipples or fanny flaps!

#ProtectYourBits

Errr please don’t speak for me

I've seen your tanned lovely dick and it's enough to want it sealed inside my vagina forever

Peace and love

Awww "

love you lots crusty dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck off crusty dick just noticed what you did there!!!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I am pretty much red everywhere and that's with SPF50 applied every half an hour but I'm loving sitting out in the sunshine this year. I always shade my face with a big hat so that is still pale! I don't want my face aging any faster than it needs to.

Boobs out or boobs in. Just trying to build up a mental image you understand.

Oh my boobs are in. So I've got a nice little tan difference there. I don't want my nipples burning. I like keeping them soft and pink.

Guess that's why nipple covers were made

Nobody wants crusty nipples or fanny flaps!

#ProtectYourBits

Errr please don’t speak for me

I've seen your tanned lovely dick and it's enough to want it sealed inside my vagina forever

Peace and love

Awww

love you lots crusty dick "

I’ll let you pick it later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am pretty much red everywhere and that's with SPF50 applied every half an hour but I'm loving sitting out in the sunshine this year. I always shade my face with a big hat so that is still pale! I don't want my face aging any faster than it needs to.

Boobs out or boobs in. Just trying to build up a mental image you understand.

Oh my boobs are in. So I've got a nice little tan difference there. I don't want my nipples burning. I like keeping them soft and pink.

Guess that's why nipple covers were made

Nobody wants crusty nipples or fanny flaps!

#ProtectYourBits

Errr please don’t speak for me

I've seen your tiny, inverted crusty dick and it's enough to switch me off dicks forever

Peace and love

Awww "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am pretty much red everywhere and that's with SPF50 applied every half an hour but I'm loving sitting out in the sunshine this year. I always shade my face with a big hat so that is still pale! I don't want my face aging any faster than it needs to.

Boobs out or boobs in. Just trying to build up a mental image you understand.

Oh my boobs are in. So I've got a nice little tan difference there. I don't want my nipples burning. I like keeping them soft and pink.

Guess that's why nipple covers were made

Nobody wants crusty nipples or fanny flaps!

#ProtectYourBits

Errr please don’t speak for me

I've seen your tiny, inverted crusty dick and it's enough to switch me off dicks forever

Peace and love

Awww

Hahaha "

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Fuck off crusty dick just noticed what you did there!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am pretty much red everywhere and that's with SPF50 applied every half an hour but I'm loving sitting out in the sunshine this year. I always shade my face with a big hat so that is still pale! I don't want my face aging any faster than it needs to.

Boobs out or boobs in. Just trying to build up a mental image you understand.

Oh my boobs are in. So I've got a nice little tan difference there. I don't want my nipples burning. I like keeping them soft and pink.

Guess that's why nipple covers were made

Nobody wants crusty nipples or fanny flaps!

#ProtectYourBits

Errr please don’t speak for me

I've seen your tiny, inverted crusty dick and it's enough to switch me off dicks forever

Peace and love

Awww

Hahaha

"

From his pics I'd guess that he gets off on humiliation so you're kind of playing into his hands haha

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I do not burn I just go brown but have plenty white bits as not been on a nudist beach for quite a while.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I am pretty much red everywhere and that's with SPF50 applied every half an hour but I'm loving sitting out in the sunshine this year. I always shade my face with a big hat so that is still pale! I don't want my face aging any faster than it needs to.

Boobs out or boobs in. Just trying to build up a mental image you understand.

Oh my boobs are in. So I've got a nice little tan difference there. I don't want my nipples burning. I like keeping them soft and pink.

Guess that's why nipple covers were made

Nobody wants crusty nipples or fanny flaps!

#ProtectYourBits

Errr please don’t speak for me

I've seen your tiny, inverted crusty dick and it's enough to switch me off dicks forever

Peace and love

Awww

Hahaha

From his pics I'd guess that he gets off on humiliation so you're kind of playing into his hands haha"

I guess you’re new brother. You don’t know the half of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am pretty much red everywhere and that's with SPF50 applied every half an hour but I'm loving sitting out in the sunshine this year. I always shade my face with a big hat so that is still pale! I don't want my face aging any faster than it needs to.

Boobs out or boobs in. Just trying to build up a mental image you understand.

Oh my boobs are in. So I've got a nice little tan difference there. I don't want my nipples burning. I like keeping them soft and pink.

Guess that's why nipple covers were made

Nobody wants crusty nipples or fanny flaps!

#ProtectYourBits

Errr please don’t speak for me

I've seen your tiny, inverted crusty dick and it's enough to switch me off dicks forever

Peace and love

Awww

Hahaha

From his pics I'd guess that he gets off on humiliation so you're kind of playing into his hands haha

I guess you’re new brother. You don’t know the half of it "

Don't think I want to to be honest. Humiliation really isn't my thing. Makes me cringe but hey. Like what you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am pretty much red everywhere and that's with SPF50 applied every half an hour but I'm loving sitting out in the sunshine this year. I always shade my face with a big hat so that is still pale! I don't want my face aging any faster than it needs to.

Boobs out or boobs in. Just trying to build up a mental image you understand.

Oh my boobs are in. So I've got a nice little tan difference there. I don't want my nipples burning. I like keeping them soft and pink.

Guess that's why nipple covers were made

Nobody wants crusty nipples or fanny flaps!

#ProtectYourBits

Errr please don’t speak for me

I've seen your tiny, inverted crusty dick and it's enough to switch me off dicks forever

Peace and love

Awww

Hahaha

From his pics I'd guess that he gets off on humiliation so you're kind of playing into his hands haha"

Oh he loves humiliation! And his favourite thing is being used as a human toilet when you're desperate for a big shit after a spicy curry. And he likes onion rings tossed on his crispy crusty dick.

I worry about him sometimes but he's got a good mum who takes care of him at home.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I am pretty much red everywhere and that's with SPF50 applied every half an hour but I'm loving sitting out in the sunshine this year. I always shade my face with a big hat so that is still pale! I don't want my face aging any faster than it needs to.

Boobs out or boobs in. Just trying to build up a mental image you understand.

Oh my boobs are in. So I've got a nice little tan difference there. I don't want my nipples burning. I like keeping them soft and pink.

Guess that's why nipple covers were made

Nobody wants crusty nipples or fanny flaps!

#ProtectYourBits

Errr please don’t speak for me

I've seen your tiny, inverted crusty dick and it's enough to switch me off dicks forever

Peace and love

Awww

Hahaha

From his pics I'd guess that he gets off on humiliation so you're kind of playing into his hands haha

I guess you’re new brother. You don’t know the half of it

Don't think I want to to be honest. Humiliation really isn't my thing. Makes me cringe but hey. Like what you like "

You do realise kink shaming is a big no no in the forums don’t you grasshopper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am pretty much red everywhere and that's with SPF50 applied every half an hour but I'm loving sitting out in the sunshine this year. I always shade my face with a big hat so that is still pale! I don't want my face aging any faster than it needs to.

Boobs out or boobs in. Just trying to build up a mental image you understand.

Oh my boobs are in. So I've got a nice little tan difference there. I don't want my nipples burning. I like keeping them soft and pink.

Guess that's why nipple covers were made

Nobody wants crusty nipples or fanny flaps!

#ProtectYourBits

Errr please don’t speak for me

I've seen your tiny, inverted crusty dick and it's enough to switch me off dicks forever

Peace and love

Awww

Hahaha

From his pics I'd guess that he gets off on humiliation so you're kind of playing into his hands haha

I guess you’re new brother. You don’t know the half of it

Don't think I want to to be honest. Humiliation really isn't my thing. Makes me cringe but hey. Like what you like

You do realise kink shaming is a big no no in the forums don’t you grasshopper? "

Who's shaming? I said like what you like. I just gave how I felt about it. Didn't attack you at all. You do sound like a snowflake though so can understand the confusion haha

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Not burnt but really tanned on my arms, neck and shoulder blades

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

0% F50 serves me will when out and about hill walking, arms and face have a nice healthy glow

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By *xfordshireCoupleMFCouple
over a year ago

Nr. Oxford

Factor 50 and long sleeves when riding this morning. Have since been hiding in the house. There is too much risk around tanning for me to partake.

Lily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0%

I’m too careful with sun and skin.

It disheartens me when people get burnt

(I will bore off now )

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I am pretty much red everywhere and that's with SPF50 applied every half an hour but I'm loving sitting out in the sunshine this year. I always shade my face with a big hat so that is still pale! I don't want my face aging any faster than it needs to.

Boobs out or boobs in. Just trying to build up a mental image you understand.

Oh my boobs are in. So I've got a nice little tan difference there. I don't want my nipples burning. I like keeping them soft and pink.

Guess that's why nipple covers were made

Nobody wants crusty nipples or fanny flaps!

#ProtectYourBits

Errr please don’t speak for me

I've seen your tiny, inverted crusty dick and it's enough to switch me off dicks forever

Peace and love

Awww

Hahaha

From his pics I'd guess that he gets off on humiliation so you're kind of playing into his hands haha

I guess you’re new brother. You don’t know the half of it

Don't think I want to to be honest. Humiliation really isn't my thing. Makes me cringe but hey. Like what you like

You do realise kink shaming is a big no no in the forums don’t you grasshopper?

Who's shaming? I said like what you like. I just gave how I felt about it. Didn't attack you at all. You do sound like a snowflake though so can understand the confusion haha"

Dude. You’ve attacked my profile, attempted a kink shame and now you’re calling me a snowflake. Next you’ll be complaining why you’ve received a timeout shortly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am pretty much red everywhere and that's with SPF50 applied every half an hour but I'm loving sitting out in the sunshine this year. I always shade my face with a big hat so that is still pale! I don't want my face aging any faster than it needs to.

Boobs out or boobs in. Just trying to build up a mental image you understand.

Oh my boobs are in. So I've got a nice little tan difference there. I don't want my nipples burning. I like keeping them soft and pink.

Guess that's why nipple covers were made

Nobody wants crusty nipples or fanny flaps!

#ProtectYourBits

Errr please don’t speak for me

I've seen your tiny, inverted crusty dick and it's enough to switch me off dicks forever

Peace and love

Awww

Hahaha

From his pics I'd guess that he gets off on humiliation so you're kind of playing into his hands haha

I guess you’re new brother. You don’t know the half of it

Don't think I want to to be honest. Humiliation really isn't my thing. Makes me cringe but hey. Like what you like

You do realise kink shaming is a big no no in the forums don’t you grasshopper?

Who's shaming? I said like what you like. I just gave how I felt about it. Didn't attack you at all. You do sound like a snowflake though so can understand the confusion haha

Dude. You’ve attacked my profile, attempted a kink shame and now you’re calling me a snowflake. Next you’ll be complaining why you’ve received a timeout shortly."

Hardly haha. Wasn't aware saying a comment about yourself was classed as shaming haha. But I feel like my time is wasted on this. And if I do get a timeout then I won't be a snowflake and complain haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of your body is currently sunburned?

Given the size of my bikini I'm going to say about 95% "

Just read about cum is good for sun burn

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

0%

I'm a vampire and don't go out in the sun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am pretty much red everywhere and that's with SPF50 applied every half an hour but I'm loving sitting out in the sunshine this year. I always shade my face with a big hat so that is still pale! I don't want my face aging any faster than it needs to.

Boobs out or boobs in. Just trying to build up a mental image you understand.

Oh my boobs are in. So I've got a nice little tan difference there. I don't want my nipples burning. I like keeping them soft and pink.

Guess that's why nipple covers were made

Nobody wants crusty nipples or fanny flaps!

#ProtectYourBits

Errr please don’t speak for me

I've seen your tiny, inverted crusty dick and it's enough to switch me off dicks forever

Peace and love

Awww

Hahaha

From his pics I'd guess that he gets off on humiliation so you're kind of playing into his hands haha

I guess you’re new brother. You don’t know the half of it

Don't think I want to to be honest. Humiliation really isn't my thing. Makes me cringe but hey. Like what you like

You do realise kink shaming is a big no no in the forums don’t you grasshopper?

Who's shaming? I said like what you like. I just gave how I felt about it. Didn't attack you at all. You do sound like a snowflake though so can understand the confusion haha

Dude. You’ve attacked my profile, attempted a kink shame and now you’re calling me a snowflake. Next you’ll be complaining why you’ve received a timeout shortly.

Hardly haha. Wasn't aware saying a comment about yourself was classed as shaming haha. But I feel like my time is wasted on this. And if I do get a timeout then I won't be a snowflake and complain haha"

Also if you read it carefully you will find there is no shaming at all but an opinion about myself. Maybe read a bit more carefully next time

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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago

Nearer than you think

0%. Pale, gingery types like me stay out of the sun!

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By *vriderMan
over a year ago

Chester

I've recently figured out that my garden is so secluded I can sunbathe naked without being seen (I think).

Currently only my shoulders are burnt from being outside at work but I'm working on getting the rest of me at least a little pink!!

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston

About 5%.

That gap between hats and shorts on the back of your neck.

Arms are generally used to sunlight.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Astoundingly 0! This is a new thing for me in the summer!

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Of your body is currently sunburned?

Given the size of my bikini I'm going to say about 95% "

0% I love the sun (not sunbathing) but being pale use plenty of sunscreen.

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By *ougie321Man
over a year ago

Milford Haven

Zero also learnt with age to apply sun cream in advance ( burnt my balls badly in my twenties) never be caught again ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None.

Redhead, should bloody know by now, so had about an hour in it this morning and will have a few minutes in it shortly, but thats plenty!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My redness is looking a little better now than an hour ago, fingers crossed it's not too bad!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Zero. I don't do that shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long have you guys been sun bathing for? Managed to grill both sides for an hour and 10 mins while listening to some tunes

That was blissful

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I am pretty much red everywhere and that's with SPF50 applied every half an hour but I'm loving sitting out in the sunshine this year. I always shade my face with a big hat so that is still pale! I don't want my face aging any faster than it needs to.

Boobs out or boobs in. Just trying to build up a mental image you understand.

Oh my boobs are in. So I've got a nice little tan difference there. I don't want my nipples burning. I like keeping them soft and pink.

Guess that's why nipple covers were made

Nobody wants crusty nipples or fanny flaps!

#ProtectYourBits

Errr please don’t speak for me

I've seen your tiny, inverted crusty dick and it's enough to switch me off dicks forever

Peace and love

Awww

Hahaha

From his pics I'd guess that he gets off on humiliation so you're kind of playing into his hands haha

I guess you’re new brother. You don’t know the half of it

Don't think I want to to be honest. Humiliation really isn't my thing. Makes me cringe but hey. Like what you like

You do realise kink shaming is a big no no in the forums don’t you grasshopper?

Who's shaming? I said like what you like. I just gave how I felt about it. Didn't attack you at all. You do sound like a snowflake though so can understand the confusion haha

Dude. You’ve attacked my profile, attempted a kink shame and now you’re calling me a snowflake. Next you’ll be complaining why you’ve received a timeout shortly.

Hardly haha. Wasn't aware saying a comment about yourself was classed as shaming haha. But I feel like my time is wasted on this. And if I do get a timeout then I won't be a snowflake and complain haha

Also if you read it carefully you will find there is no shaming at all but an opinion about myself. Maybe read a bit more carefully next time "

Opinion about yourself? You directly pointed your post at my profile saying ‘ From his pics I'd guess that he gets off on humiliation’ these are your words attempting to name & kink shame aren’t they?

You also posted ‘ You do sound like a snowflake’ again another massive red light dude!!

Your aggressive approach will get you nowhere on here. Just chill, sit back and enjoy the forum. Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am pretty much red everywhere and that's with SPF50 applied every half an hour but I'm loving sitting out in the sunshine this year. I always shade my face with a big hat so that is still pale! I don't want my face aging any faster than it needs to.

Boobs out or boobs in. Just trying to build up a mental image you understand.

Oh my boobs are in. So I've got a nice little tan difference there. I don't want my nipples burning. I like keeping them soft and pink.

Guess that's why nipple covers were made

Nobody wants crusty nipples or fanny flaps!

#ProtectYourBits

Errr please don’t speak for me

I've seen your tiny, inverted crusty dick and it's enough to switch me off dicks forever

Peace and love

Awww

Hahaha

From his pics I'd guess that he gets off on humiliation so you're kind of playing into his hands haha

I guess you’re new brother. You don’t know the half of it

Don't think I want to to be honest. Humiliation really isn't my thing. Makes me cringe but hey. Like what you like

You do realise kink shaming is a big no no in the forums don’t you grasshopper?

Who's shaming? I said like what you like. I just gave how I felt about it. Didn't attack you at all. You do sound like a snowflake though so can understand the confusion haha

Dude. You’ve attacked my profile, attempted a kink shame and now you’re calling me a snowflake. Next you’ll be complaining why you’ve received a timeout shortly.

Hardly haha. Wasn't aware saying a comment about yourself was classed as shaming haha. But I feel like my time is wasted on this. And if I do get a timeout then I won't be a snowflake and complain haha

Also if you read it carefully you will find there is no shaming at all but an opinion about myself. Maybe read a bit more carefully next time

Opinion about yourself? You directly pointed your post at my profile saying ‘ From his pics I'd guess that he gets off on humiliation’ these are your words attempting to name & kink shame aren’t they?

You also posted ‘ You do sound like a snowflake’ again another massive red light dude!!

Your aggressive approach will get you nowhere on here. Just chill, sit back and enjoy the forum. Love and Peace "

For 1 I if I was kink shaming I would for sure not use them words. And for 2 I wasn't aware that being a snowflake was a kink. It's a mentality.

But if I have offended you in any way then I do apologize at the end of the day.

And if I'm honest. You're the only person on the forums that I have had an issue with. If you've seen me on the other threads you would see that.

See you around on here

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

0% for me. I never tan, I burn and peel back to white. If I'm lucky and I am only in the sun very briefly wearing factor 50 I freckle.

I do my best to hide from the sun!

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall


"Of your body is currently sunburned?

Given the size of my bikini I'm going to say about 95% "

Damn.. That's not great.

Lets see how bad? Upload a pic?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"I am pretty much red everywhere and that's with SPF50 applied every half an hour but I'm loving sitting out in the sunshine this year. I always shade my face with a big hat so that is still pale! I don't want my face aging any faster than it needs to.

Boobs out or boobs in. Just trying to build up a mental image you understand.

Oh my boobs are in. So I've got a nice little tan difference there. I don't want my nipples burning. I like keeping them soft and pink.

Guess that's why nipple covers were made

Nobody wants crusty nipples or fanny flaps!

#ProtectYourBits

Errr please don’t speak for me

I've seen your tiny, inverted crusty dick and it's enough to switch me off dicks forever

Peace and love

Awww

Hahaha

From his pics I'd guess that he gets off on humiliation so you're kind of playing into his hands haha

I guess you’re new brother. You don’t know the half of it

Don't think I want to to be honest. Humiliation really isn't my thing. Makes me cringe but hey. Like what you like

You do realise kink shaming is a big no no in the forums don’t you grasshopper?

Who's shaming? I said like what you like. I just gave how I felt about it. Didn't attack you at all. You do sound like a snowflake though so can understand the confusion haha

Dude. You’ve attacked my profile, attempted a kink shame and now you’re calling me a snowflake. Next you’ll be complaining why you’ve received a timeout shortly.

Hardly haha. Wasn't aware saying a comment about yourself was classed as shaming haha. But I feel like my time is wasted on this. And if I do get a timeout then I won't be a snowflake and complain haha

Also if you read it carefully you will find there is no shaming at all but an opinion about myself. Maybe read a bit more carefully next time

Opinion about yourself? You directly pointed your post at my profile saying ‘ From his pics I'd guess that he gets off on humiliation’ these are your words attempting to name & kink shame aren’t they?

You also posted ‘ You do sound like a snowflake’ again another massive red light dude!!

Your aggressive approach will get you nowhere on here. Just chill, sit back and enjoy the forum. Love and Peace

For 1 I if I was kink shaming I would for sure not use them words. And for 2 I wasn't aware that being a snowflake was a kink. It's a mentality.

But if I have offended you in any way then I do apologize at the end of the day.

And if I'm honest. You're the only person on the forums that I have had an issue with. If you've seen me on the other threads you would see that.

See you around on here"

FFS, just accept you were a tad out of line & move on!

#live&learn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of your body is currently sunburned?

Given the size of my bikini I'm going to say about 95%

Damn.. That's not great.

Lets see how bad? Upload a pic? "

Nope lol

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

None, I'm not that stupid with my pale skin

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By *onesome swingerMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Of your body is currently sunburned?

About 91%, nice deep tan

Given the size of my bikini I'm going to say about 95% "

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Factor 50, or hiding inside for me. Redhead here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am pretty much red everywhere and that's with SPF50 applied every half an hour but I'm loving sitting out in the sunshine this year. I always shade my face with a big hat so that is still pale! I don't want my face aging any faster than it needs to.

Boobs out or boobs in. Just trying to build up a mental image you understand.

Oh my boobs are in. So I've got a nice little tan difference there. I don't want my nipples burning. I like keeping them soft and pink.

Guess that's why nipple covers were made

Nobody wants crusty nipples or fanny flaps!

#ProtectYourBits

Errr please don’t speak for me

I've seen your tiny, inverted crusty dick and it's enough to switch me off dicks forever

Peace and love

Awww

Hahaha

From his pics I'd guess that he gets off on humiliation so you're kind of playing into his hands haha

I guess you’re new brother. You don’t know the half of it

Don't think I want to to be honest. Humiliation really isn't my thing. Makes me cringe but hey. Like what you like

You do realise kink shaming is a big no no in the forums don’t you grasshopper?

Who's shaming? I said like what you like. I just gave how I felt about it. Didn't attack you at all. You do sound like a snowflake though so can understand the confusion haha

Dude. You’ve attacked my profile, attempted a kink shame and now you’re calling me a snowflake. Next you’ll be complaining why you’ve received a timeout shortly.

Hardly haha. Wasn't aware saying a comment about yourself was classed as shaming haha. But I feel like my time is wasted on this. And if I do get a timeout then I won't be a snowflake and complain haha

Also if you read it carefully you will find there is no shaming at all but an opinion about myself. Maybe read a bit more carefully next time

Opinion about yourself? You directly pointed your post at my profile saying ‘ From his pics I'd guess that he gets off on humiliation’ these are your words attempting to name & kink shame aren’t they?

You also posted ‘ You do sound like a snowflake’ again another massive red light dude!!

Your aggressive approach will get you nowhere on here. Just chill, sit back and enjoy the forum. Love and Peace

For 1 I if I was kink shaming I would for sure not use them words. And for 2 I wasn't aware that being a snowflake was a kink. It's a mentality.

But if I have offended you in any way then I do apologize at the end of the day.

And if I'm honest. You're the only person on the forums that I have had an issue with. If you've seen me on the other threads you would see that.

See you around on here

FFS, just accept you were a tad out of line & move on!

#live&learn"

Did you not see me apologize? Or did you choose to skim past that part?

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall


"Of your body is currently sunburned?

Given the size of my bikini I'm going to say about 95%

Damn.. That's not great.

Lets see how bad? Upload a pic?

Nope lol"

Spoil sport

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