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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38

I know I could Google recepies but I'm more interested in what you do with yours

All suggestions for using an advocate welcome

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Straight in the bin with the horrible green little devil veg/fruit type thing

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I like mine squashed with on lightly toasted soda bread with a poached egg, bacon and mushrooms on top x 2 please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make a vinaigrette, put it straight on and eat from the skin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mash it with crispy bacon, mayo and black pepper and put it in a toasted chiabata or on toast with a fried egg on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would put the pit in water and grow it into a tree

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Step away from the advacado.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would put the pit in water and grow it into a tree "

Have you ever managed that. I have tried and failed

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Mash with rock salt and lime juice

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Watch love island. They are fond of mashing avocados.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smash it up, add finely chopped tomato, red Chilli, finely chopped red onion, salt/pepper and a glut of olive oil. Hey look on toast with a poached egg. Nom nom!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Chuck in a salad

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I’m quite unadventurous really. Usually just smash it with some chilli flakes, olive oil, salt and pepper. Goes great on toast, in tacos, wraps and other things

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By *t_your_serviceMan
over a year ago

West bromwich


"I would put the pit in water and grow it into a tree

Have you ever managed that. I have tried and failed"

I've done this, it grew to about 9icnhes then I put it in soil. Just didn't look after it, it's actually very easy

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Give it one of the staff.

Disgusting things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would put the pit in water and grow it into a tree

Have you ever managed that. I have tried and failed

I've done this, it grew to about 9icnhes then I put it in soil. Just didn't look after it, it's actually very easy"

I’m totally trying this now

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Cut in half, remove the stone then put prawns over it and cover with Marie Rose sauce. Serve with salad and a slice of lemon.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Give them to my partner and ask him very nicely to make me some of his delicious guacamole!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would put the pit in water and grow it into a tree

Have you ever managed that. I have tried and failed

I've done this, it grew to about 9icnhes then I put it in soil. Just didn't look after it, it's actually very easy"

I'll give it another go. I remember them going all veiny and see through almost in sunlight. Looked like eggs, maybe I got scared and thought I was incubating something else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would put the pit in water and grow it into a tree

Have you ever managed that. I have tried and failed"

Yes I grew one this time last year and it’s already 5ft! They grow huge

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Cut it, take out the stone, mash it up, then put it all in the bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get it out with a spoon cut it in slices, put a bit of salt and lemon juice and that’s it

Or sometimes instead of lemon juice I put balsamic vinegar glaze and salt. Delish.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I’d boil it up until it soften then mash it with some whole grain mustard, salt and black pepper

Oh no wait. That’s what I would do with a swede

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I’d boil it up until it soften then mash it with some whole grain mustard, salt and black pepper

Oh no wait. That’s what I would do with a swede "

Urika Johnson??

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I’d boil it up until it soften then mash it with some whole grain mustard, salt and black pepper

Oh no wait. That’s what I would do with a swede

Urika Johnson?? "

Do you think she would soften?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get it out with a spoon cut it in slices, put a bit of salt and lemon juice and that’s it

Or sometimes instead of lemon juice I put balsamic vinegar glaze and salt. Delish."

*pink Himalayan salt to make it fancy

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South


"Cut in half, remove the stone then put prawns over it and cover with Marie Rose sauce. Serve with salad and a slice of lemon."

I'm wanting this now!!!!!!

E

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I’d boil it up until it soften then mash it with some whole grain mustard, salt and black pepper

Oh no wait. That’s what I would do with a swede

Urika Johnson??

Do you think she would soften? "

I'd give it a go.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Chuck it in the bin, I can't stand them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd leave it in the fridge how it got there not a clue grab a can while I cook some nice spicy chicken then shred it loads of ketchup

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Straight in the bin with the horrible green little devil veg/fruit type thing "

Totally !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would put the pit in water and grow it into a tree

Have you ever managed that. I have tried and failed

Yes I grew one this time last year and it’s already 5ft! They grow huge "

Is it pretty to look at in a house, or just an odd looking bush in a pot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would put the pit in water and grow it into a tree

Have you ever managed that. I have tried and failed

Yes I grew one this time last year and it’s already 5ft! They grow huge

Is it pretty to look at in a house, or just an odd looking bush in a pot. "

Yes it’s like a tree with huge leaves! It looks really nice in a room

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38

I think I'm going to try Advocado salad...maybe with some crispy bacon bits.

Lots of good sounding recepies above....thanks all

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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago

quite close to you

Bin it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make Guacamole

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Cut it in half and eat it with a spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mash it and add sweet chilli sauce. Delightful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw it in the bin. Yuk.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Make some pico de gallo add a couple of spoons to the mashed avocado and you have guacamole!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slice it, few drops of EXOO, himalayan salt +black pepper... Yum! Could have it on toast

Or in a sammich.... Farmhouse white thickly sliced with mayo, salad leaves, sliced raw mushroom, garlic pepper, sliced avocado

Avo has to be good tho!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I think the question should be “what wouldn’t I do with an avocado”

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By *elltravelledmanMan
over a year ago

bradford

crushed on toast, chili, poached egg and bacon

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By *t_your_serviceMan
over a year ago

West bromwich


"I would put the pit in water and grow it into a tree

Have you ever managed that. I have tried and failed

Yes I grew one this time last year and it’s already 5ft! They grow huge

Is it pretty to look at in a house, or just an odd looking bush in a pot. "

Mine didn't go veiny, stayed how it started just split into two. I also got it to look like a small bonsai so it looked nice. It's started life in a glass teapot aswell so u could see all the roots. Nice decoration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"crushed on toast, chili, poached egg and bacon "

This minus the chilli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would avo cuddle with my avocado

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want an avocado tree now. I already grow olive and lemon trees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would avo cuddle with my avocado "

I see what you did there!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I would put the pit in water and grow it into a tree

Have you ever managed that. I have tried and failed

Yes I grew one this time last year and it’s already 5ft! They grow huge

Is it pretty to look at in a house, or just an odd looking bush in a pot.

Yes it’s like a tree with huge leaves! It looks really nice in a room "

So purty

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Stop eating as very bad for environment..

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Stop eating as very bad for environment.. "

Really!

I've have to google that now!

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Could double up as a handy cricket ball if you've lost yours?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Smash it up and smear it on my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop eating as very bad for environment..

Really!

I've have to google that now!"

In Mexico farmers are coerced by the cartels

You can get them from Spain , so food miles similar to cucumbers /lettuce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would put the pit in water and grow it into a tree

Have you ever managed that. I have tried and failed

Yes I grew one this time last year and it’s already 5ft! They grow huge

Is it pretty to look at in a house, or just an odd looking bush in a pot.

Yes it’s like a tree with huge leaves! It looks really nice in a room

So purty "

Might be able to climb it one day

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By *u41Man
over a year ago

bristol

advacado in burger is amazing or for the morning

advacado poached egg toasted muffin spinach pancetta mmmmm

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I would put the pit in water and grow it into a tree

Have you ever managed that. I have tried and failed

Yes I grew one this time last year and it’s already 5ft! They grow huge

Is it pretty to look at in a house, or just an odd looking bush in a pot.

Yes it’s like a tree with huge leaves! It looks really nice in a room

So purty

Might be able to climb it one day "

Be careful of the sleeping giant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breakfast for 2...

Ripen, remove skin, slice in two, carefully removing the stone. Scoop out another dessert spoon full of flesh until theres a well in each half.

Crack an egg in each half and place on a baking tray.

Add 4 rashers of streaky bacon to the tray and a bunch of on-vine cherry tomatoes. Drizzle a little balsalmic on tomatoes.

Bake the lot in a hot oven for about 10- 15 mins until eggs are cooked but soft centred, and bacon is crispy.

Butter some wholegrain toast and place avocado on top, bacon on the side and baked toms.

Season to taste with freshly ground black pepper and enjoy with a big mug of strong tea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top tip to remove the stone.

Slice avo in half. Now put your fingers either side of the stone and gently push from the back with your thumb.. The stone will pop out! No knife needed

Here all week folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Top tip to remove the stone.

Slice avo in half. Now put your fingers either side of the stone and gently push from the back with your thumb.. The stone will pop out! No knife needed

Here all week folks "

"Avocado hand" has become a "thing" apparently!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Top tip to remove the stone.

Slice avo in half. Now put your fingers either side of the stone and gently push from the back with your thumb.. The stone will pop out! No knife needed

Here all week folks

"Avocado hand" has become a "thing" apparently!"

Yep, don't lose your digits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Top tip to remove the stone.

Slice avo in half. Now put your fingers either side of the stone and gently push from the back with your thumb.. The stone will pop out! No knife needed

Here all week folks "

I favour the slice in half leaving the stone intact, then chop into the stone with a heavier blade, twist and it will pop out. I may struggle to grow a tree from that one though.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Top tip to remove the stone.

Slice avo in half. Now put your fingers either side of the stone and gently push from the back with your thumb.. The stone will pop out! No knife needed

Here all week folks

I favour the slice in half leaving the stone intact, then chop into the stone with a heavier blade, twist and it will pop out. I may struggle to grow a tree from that one though.....

"

I used to do that...the old fashioned way

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Probably leave it to get overripe and then bin it once it's properly mushy and black. That's what I did with my last.

I don't dislike them but I do think they're a bit overrated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried it for the first time today and I didn't like it but I am willing to give it a try again...just not eating it with nothing else or nothing done to it again.

NBVN x

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Just make sure it's not a ripe one if you're going to insert it.

It'll get or mushy down there otherwise...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had an avocado.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw it out

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Just make sure it's not a ripe one if you're going to insert it.

It'll get or mushy down there otherwise...

"

Thanks for the tip...I did wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop eating as very bad for environment..

Really!

I've have to google that now!

In Mexico farmers are coerced by the cartels

You can get them from Spain , so food miles similar to cucumbers /lettuce"

Most of the fruit and veg we get from Spain is grown in very environmentally negative conditions under plastic around Almeria. The workers are badly exploited there as well. Sorry

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm in the don't buy it in the first place gang....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yum, lightly toasted muffin with bacon, poached egg & avocado.

I them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw it in the bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guacamole with lots of chilli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smashed avocado chilli flakes on sourdough toast poached eggs and smoked bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smashed avocado chilli flakes on sourdough toast poached eggs and smoked bacon "

That sounds lush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smashed avocado chilli flakes on sourdough toast poached eggs and smoked bacon

That sounds lush

"

It’s a very regular first meal for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mash it up, put on toast and top with wild salmon and runny poached eggs and salt, pepper and chives.

That's what Mr does for me. Its lovely.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"I know I could Google recepies but I'm more interested in what you do with yours

All suggestions for using an advocate welcome "

Scrambled egg with sliced Avo on the side.

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton


"Straight in the bin with the horrible green little devil veg/fruit type thing "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make a nice eye / face skin mask paste with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want an avocado tree now. I already grow olive and lemon trees.

"

You can see mine in my working up a sweat video

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I cannot see why everyone raves about this horrible food.

It tastes so bland, of nothing and though it is supposed to have health benefits, I can't see how it can be improved to be eaten?

Each to people's choice but not for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight in the bin with the horrible green little devil veg/fruit type thing "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would put the pit in water and grow it into a tree

Have you ever managed that. I have tried and failed"

You have to dry the stone for a day or two and then put it in a container with a little water and blotting paper - keep it damp until roots grow from it and then you can plant it in some earth. Very boring looking plant though

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Lol why can’t people spell it?

I’ve seen avacado, advacado, advocado....

It’s avocado.

Unfortunately yes, there are cartel wars in Mexico over avocado growing territories.

I love them but honestly cba waiting for them to ripen and then I look away and they’ve gone off. I normally have them in guacamole.

Which by the way, is chopped, not mashed avocado, chopped tomato, bit of chopped onion, chopped coriander, juice of 1 lime, salt and a chopped serrano/jalapeño pepper. Nothing more.

*Kind regards from the resident Mexican*

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Lol why can’t people spell it?

I’ve seen avacado, advacado, advocado....

It’s avocado.

Unfortunately yes, there are cartel wars in Mexico over avocado growing territories.

I love them but honestly cba waiting for them to ripen and then I look away and they’ve gone off. I normally have them in guacamole.

Which by the way, is chopped, not mashed avocado, chopped tomato, bit of chopped onion, chopped coriander, juice of 1 lime, salt and a chopped serrano/jalapeño pepper. Nothing more.

*Kind regards from the resident Mexican* "

Checks back up to see how I've spelt it

That's me told lol

The correct spelling of advacado is duly noted

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I would ONCE AGAIN tell my favourite avacado joke..........

My boyfriend doesn't have a lot of money he does avacado!

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

Char grilled red pepper finely diced.. red onion...coriander all diced finely..garlic..sea salt pepper..lemon juice...and voila

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I would cut it straight down the middle, scoop out the insides and mash slightly and place on some seeded bread toast walk to the end of the kitchen and scrape it all into the bin.

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I would ONCE AGAIN tell my favourite avacado joke..........

My boyfriend doesn't have a lot of money he does avacado!

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I would cut it straight down the middle, scoop out the insides and mash slightly and place on some seeded bread toast walk to the end of the kitchen and scrape it all into the bin. "

Lol

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Char grilled red pepper finely diced.. red onion...coriander all diced finely..garlic..sea salt pepper..lemon juice...and voila"

Sounds good and easy to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smash it up, add finely chopped tomato, red Chilli, finely chopped red onion, salt/pepper and a glut of olive oil. Hey look on toast with a poached egg. Nom nom! "

SMASH IT UUUUUUP!!!!

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Leave it in the shop

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Mash it with crispy bacon, mayo and black pepper and put it in a toasted chiabata or on toast with a fried egg on top "

Absolutely this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makeshift butt plug for a sub he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On toast with poached egg,

Mashed on top of chilli,

In a salad,

In a sandwich.

Or I blend it with spinach and fruit/veg in a smoothy.

Do I identify as millennial?

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By *MrandMrsRedxCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Boring but would make it into guac. Mmmm

Mrs

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