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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Here you go guys , what’s your number 1 complaint when having sex with a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably women who have those ‘Powered by Fairydust’ stickers in their car windows, when I have quite clearly seen them filling up with unleaded. If she’s lying about that, then what else is she lying about ?!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

The moaning......

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Probably women who have those ‘Powered by Fairydust’ stickers in their car windows, when I have quite clearly seen them filling up with unleaded. If she’s lying about that, then what else is she lying about ?! "

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Shit blow job technique is probably my biggest complaint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearly there are no complaints about us OP. We're obviously perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cue the they won't have sex with me comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably women who have those ‘Powered by Fairydust’ stickers in their car windows, when I have quite clearly seen them filling up with unleaded. If she’s lying about that, then what else is she lying about ?! "

You are on fire this morning my dear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men to the left because women are always right

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By *traight_no_iceMan
over a year ago

Stoke

Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely "

Maybe she's recovering from the 6 orgasms you gave her during foreplay?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Shit blow job technique is probably my biggest complaint "

Describe shit technique ..... I'm checking for a friend

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely

Maybe she's recovering from the 6 orgasms you gave her during foreplay? "

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By *traight_no_iceMan
over a year ago

Stoke


"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely

Maybe she's recovering from the 6 orgasms you gave her during foreplay? "

Then it would not be akward at all

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely "

What would you like her to do?

(For research purposes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blokes should just have sex with blokes really. We're better at blowjobs because we know what they feel like. We don't need to be warmed up with foreplay, just proceed directly to cock, do not pass Go.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely "

Resigned herself to it is probably the better description.

I'm told they ask if you are finished yet..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cue the they won't have sex with me comments "

They never do.

Maybe I'm just approaching sex wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit blow job technique is probably my biggest complaint "

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely

What would you like her to do?

(For research purposes) "

Grab my bum, scratch my back, wrap legs around, hands in my hair, touch your boobs. Not all at one obvs, just some options

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

There are loads but I'm not brave enough to say

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"There are loads but I'm not brave enough to say "

Why?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"There are loads but I'm not brave enough to say

Why? "

No comment!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

No effort on their part.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No round of applause afterwards is disappointing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit blow job technique is probably my biggest complaint "

I bet that’s gonna be the number 1 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe I should start handing out feedback forms at the end of a meet complete with leuven scale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blokes should just have sex with blokes really. We're better at blowjobs because we know what they feel like. We don't need to be warmed up with foreplay, just proceed directly to cock, do not pass Go. "

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Clearly there are no complaints about us OP. We're obviously perfect "

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By *u41Man
over a year ago

bristol

When she Led out like a starfish and does nothing the whole time thinking she queen

Then you question yourself, is this what sex has come too. Might as well buy a blow up doll. Haha

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1

Waiting to see what's the best technique for a blow job is see if I've been crap or not

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Acting like they are doing you some sort of favour

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By *traight_no_iceMan
over a year ago

Stoke


"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely

What would you like her to do?

(For research purposes)

Grab my bum, scratch my back, wrap legs around, hands in my hair, touch your boobs. Not all at one obvs, just some options "

this. Anything. Something!

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"No effort on their part. "

This

Sex should be a 2 way street

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

They are unhappy the local news team wish to mark the event, with a camera crew present.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"When she Led out like a starfish and does nothing the whole time thinking she queen

Then you question yourself, is this what sex has come too. Might as well buy a blow up doll. Haha "

Ah but blow up dolls can puncture and fly around the room at inconvenient moments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When she Led out like a starfish and does nothing the whole time thinking she queen

Then you question yourself, is this what sex has come too. Might as well buy a blow up doll. Haha

Ah but blow up dolls can puncture and fly around the room at inconvenient moments. "

At least they don’t argue though I guess

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Shit blow job technique is probably my biggest complaint

Describe shit technique ..... I'm checking for a friend"

In no particular order:

Teeth contact

Pulling your skin back so hard you’re banjo string goes.

The “guck guck guck” thing ( watched to much porn)

Thinking licking the tip while doing that twisting wank motion constitutes a blow job.

Sucking the cock only and not running your tongue up and down the shaft.

Doing it eyes closed

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By *traight_no_iceMan
over a year ago

Stoke


"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely

What would you like her to do?

(For research purposes) "

To add to my point. When I get a bj from a woman, I am not just lying on my back with my hands behind my head enjoying the moment. I like to caress my partner”s face, hair, body. I like giving some feedback even if non verbal

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Shit blow job technique is probably my biggest complaint

Describe shit technique ..... I'm checking for a friend

In no particular order:

Teeth contact

Pulling your skin back so hard you’re banjo string goes.

The “guck guck guck” thing ( watched to much porn)

Thinking licking the tip while doing that twisting wank motion constitutes a blow job.

Sucking the cock only and not running your tongue up and down the shaft.

Doing it eyes closed "

By "guck guck" do you mean the sound? Because we don't do that on purpose, that's us trying to get a breath in between thrusts .

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"No round of applause afterwards is disappointing "

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By *u41Man
over a year ago

bristol


"When she Led out like a starfish and does nothing the whole time thinking she queen

Then you question yourself, is this what sex has come too. Might as well buy a blow up doll. Haha

Ah but blow up dolls can puncture and fly around the room at inconvenient moments.

At least they don’t argue though I guess "

Depends how expensive the doll is some talkback mind.

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1


"Shit blow job technique is probably my biggest complaint

Describe shit technique ..... I'm checking for a friend

In no particular order:

Teeth contact

Pulling your skin back so hard you’re banjo string goes.

The “guck guck guck” thing ( watched to much porn)

Thinking licking the tip while doing that twisting wank motion constitutes a blow job.

Sucking the cock only and not running your tongue up and down the shaft.

Doing it eyes closed "

Oooh thought I was doing OK till last one I don't always keep my eyes open

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"Shit blow job technique is probably my biggest complaint "

I never ever had that complaint... hence my name. I always came tops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand job technique,never had a decent one. And out of personal preference maybe sucking hell for leather, slow down, be sensual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When she Led out like a starfish and does nothing the whole time thinking she queen

Then you question yourself, is this what sex has come too. Might as well buy a blow up doll. Haha

Ah but blow up dolls can puncture and fly around the room at inconvenient moments.

At least they don’t argue though I guess

Depends how expensive the doll is some talkback mind. "

If they were designed in the UK probably have a nagging programme installed

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Probably women who have those ‘Powered by Fairydust’ stickers in their car windows, when I have quite clearly seen them filling up with unleaded. If she’s lying about that, then what else is she lying about ?! "

But clearly...when they fill up they use a magic word and it changes unleaded to fairy dust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit blow job technique is probably my biggest complaint "

Hopefully my technique is on point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blokes should just have sex with blokes really. We're better at blowjobs because we know what they feel like. We don't need to be warmed up with foreplay, just proceed directly to cock, do not pass Go. "

Sounds like a good plan. i could get some more hoovering and ironing and cooking done then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During the beginning, I prefer undressing each other as undressing myself and her undressing herself seems very by the numbers. Undressing each other just feels more passionate to me but idk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is probably too broad a statement, but,

Lack. Of. Effort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably women who have those ‘Powered by Fairydust’ stickers in their car windows, when I have quite clearly seen them filling up with unleaded. If she’s lying about that, then what else is she lying about ?! "

Haha! Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blokes should just have sex with blokes really. We're better at blowjobs because we know what they feel like. We don't need to be warmed up with foreplay, just proceed directly to cock, do not pass Go. "

Some gay and bi men are really crap at blowjobs, it can be a myth

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By *u41Man
over a year ago

bristol

This might just be me but

When women starting using teeth and biting on a blowjob. No no no

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Blokes should just have sex with blokes really. We're better at blowjobs because we know what they feel like. We don't need to be warmed up with foreplay, just proceed directly to cock, do not pass Go.

Some gay and bi men are really crap at blowjobs, it can be a myth "

It often get assumes that women are much better at giving women oral. In my experience that’s not really the case at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-Blowjob technique is definitely up there...

-poor personal hygiene,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blokes should just have sex with blokes really. We're better at blowjobs because we know what they feel like. We don't need to be warmed up with foreplay, just proceed directly to cock, do not pass Go.

Some gay and bi men are really crap at blowjobs, it can be a myth

It often get assumes that women are much better at giving women oral. In my experience that’s not really the case at all. "

I would say on average same-sex oral is likely to be better, but not in all cases, should not be over-inflated. Just luck of the draw I guess. I know what I am doing at least

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By *traight_no_iceMan
over a year ago

Stoke


"This might just be me but

When women starting using teeth and biting on a blowjob. No no no "

once a got teeth marks on the head of my penis. She obviously got carried away during 69 but I am still thinking what could have happened if she got carried away more

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Blokes should just have sex with blokes really. We're better at blowjobs because we know what they feel like. We don't need to be warmed up with foreplay, just proceed directly to cock, do not pass Go.

Some gay and bi men are really crap at blowjobs, it can be a myth

It often get assumes that women are much better at giving women oral. In my experience that’s not really the case at all.

I would say on average same-sex oral is likely to be better, but not in all cases, should not be over-inflated. Just luck of the draw I guess. I know what I am doing at least "

Ah but you need to try both to know for sure

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By *ftereightMan
over a year ago

SouthEast

Not being to make a decent cuppa if we're at her house lol

In all seriousness. Bad hygiene is the worst. We've had a meet where the female half of the couple clearly had not had a shower. No excuse for not being clean if people are going to rub their bits in your face or on your body parts.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Blokes should just have sex with blokes really. We're better at blowjobs because we know what they feel like. We don't need to be warmed up with foreplay, just proceed directly to cock, do not pass Go.

Some gay and bi men are really crap at blowjobs, it can be a myth

It often get assumes that women are much better at giving women oral. In my experience that’s not really the case at all. "

Same for me. The best oral sex I've had was from men. The worst has also been from men though .

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

birmingham

poor personal hygiene is up there for me. i always shave, shower and arrive fresh and not sweaty. Teeth cleaned breathe fresh...Then you find as you kiss she had a curry the night before.. mmmmm love thats smell of 12hr garlic ,then you go down on her and wish you hadnt... it doesnt happen often but it does happen.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

Gobbling up one of my balls...always the right one for some reason and sucking pulling on it till I have to let out a whimper.

Ladies they are in the protective sack for a reason and are attached by tubes and other very very sensitive parts.

Not the substance released is for swallowing not the actual balls

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By *wing-a-LingCouple
over a year ago

London


"Acting like they are doing you some sort of favour "


"No effort on their part. "

This right here, is game over for us.

It isn't even a technique thing for me because every woman has their own unique style. As they say it's like pizza, even when it's bad it's still pretty good. If the BJ is too painful, we can just do something else instead.

I'm talking strictly about a vibe thing. The look in her eye. Is she excited to be here? I'm sure we all know the feeling when the two way lust is palpable. That's what I'm looking for. If a woman just expects to lie there and be showered with orgasms and attention, then I'm happy to oblige! Especially if Mrs Swing-a-Ling is having an enjoyable time with the male half.

But there will absolutely never be another meet with that couple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is probably too broad a statement, but,

Lack. Of. Effort."

Jesus! Who are these women?!?

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By *edonisthenryMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

I have to say that very few women I have known have sucked my cock successfully to orgasm. Other guys in this chat have been spot on about teeth and rubbing on the sensitive glans is not nice. Ladies, you wouldn't want us to be rough with your clitoris.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"Blokes should just have sex with blokes really. We're better at blowjobs because we know what they feel like. We don't need to be warmed up with foreplay, just proceed directly to cock, do not pass Go.

Some gay and bi men are really crap at blowjobs, it can be a myth

It often get assumes that women are much better at giving women oral. In my experience that’s not really the case at all. "

Of course. Everyone likes different. Lots are saying def no teeth but a little nibble is great

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By *u41Man
over a year ago

bristol


"This might just be me but

When women starting using teeth and biting on a blowjob. No no no

once a got teeth marks on the head of my penis. She obviously got carried away during 69 but I am still thinking what could have happened if she got carried away more "

She might of got hungry, probably imagining it was a jumbo/ battered sausage from the chipshop. Always feed a women before sex.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"Ladies, you wouldn't want us to be rough with your clitoris. "

Some would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think some people forget our penis and balls are attached to a living being, their teeth and hands go into over-drive on it

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Blokes should just have sex with blokes really. We're better at blowjobs because we know what they feel like. We don't need to be warmed up with foreplay, just proceed directly to cock, do not pass Go.

Some gay and bi men are really crap at blowjobs, it can be a myth

It often get assumes that women are much better at giving women oral. In my experience that’s not really the case at all.

Same for me. The best oral sex I've had was from men. The worst has also been from men though . "

Yes same!

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By *edonisthenryMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Teeth scratching? Ow!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Ladies, you wouldn't want us to be rough with your clitoris.

Some would."

Some do and I don’t like it

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

The fact that they're supposedly good at multitasking ...

You never see them with a feather duster sticking out of their arse, sweeping the cobwebs whilst they're having sex

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

The worrying “so we’re married now, right?” look afterwards.

(Who am I kidding? )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This might just be me but

When women starting using teeth and biting on a blowjob. No no no "

I had a partner who used to ask for teeth and for me to bite into it...hard. he found me too cautious with it. Perhaps they key thing is whether she watches to see what you respond to best and knows how to adapt her technique to the man she is with.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

The belief that performance is all about the guy, that we’re automatically meant to last for the Goldilocks moment and then get mocked if our bodies don’t immediately comply.

It takes two people to have good sex and it’s not just about us listening to your reactions

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I have very, very few complaints about sex with a woman, but the big one is this:

When they *pretend* to want sex with me, when what they really want is some form of emotional intimacy.

It's happened to me so often, and I'm so tired of it. *Everybody* gets hurt.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"It takes two people to have good sex and it’s not just about us listening to your reactions "

Most definitely that!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I have very, very few complaints about sex with a woman, but the big one is this:

When they *pretend* to want sex with me, when what they really want is some form of emotional intimacy.

It's happened to me so often, and I'm so tired of it. *Everybody* gets hurt.

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I get where you are going with this. I now either do quick meets (I’m far too old for a booty call but fuck it) or I try and steer a conversation before a meeting to “intentions”, I don’t want to lie to anyone and pretend to want some formal or long lasting commitment but that works both ways, being honest about goals is really important. Or as you say, it ends up a clusterfuck. And for what?

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I have very, very few complaints about sex with a woman, but the big one is this:

When they *pretend* to want sex with me, when what they really want is some form of emotional intimacy.

It's happened to me so often, and I'm so tired of it. *Everybody* gets hurt.

I get where you are going with this. I now either do quick meets (I’m far too old for a booty call but fuck it) or I try and steer a conversation before a meeting to “intentions”, I don’t want to lie to anyone and pretend to want some formal or long lasting commitment but that works both ways, being honest about goals is really important. Or as you say, it ends up a clusterfuck. And for what? "

Most definitely that too!!

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By *r SensualMan
over a year ago

London

Being rushed into climaxing is probably my biggest pet peeve

“Are you gonna cum?” “Have you cum yet?”

Can we not just enjoy the journey??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The worrying “so we’re married now, right?” look afterwards.

(Who am I kidding? ) "

A mans cum ejected somewhere about your person is surely an offer of a hand in marriage

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"No round of applause afterwards is disappointing "

You have to work really hard for one of those

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"The worrying “so we’re married now, right?” look afterwards.

(Who am I kidding? )

A mans cum ejected somewhere about your person is surely an offer of a hand in marriage "

Which is why I bag it and take it home. Ain’t getting married, I’m never giving up my Lego….. or sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact that if I complained, I can kiss sex goodbye in retaliation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman are always right and perfect, my ex wife spent 30 years drumming that information into me,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The worrying “so we’re married now, right?” look afterwards.

(Who am I kidding? )

A mans cum ejected somewhere about your person is surely an offer of a hand in marriage

Which is why I bag it and take it home. Ain’t getting married, I’m never giving up my Lego….. or sharing "

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley


"Probably women who have those ‘Powered by Fairydust’ stickers in their car windows, when I have quite clearly seen them filling up with unleaded. If she’s lying about that, then what else is she lying about ?! "
radeep me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woman are always right and perfect, my ex wife spent 30 years drumming that information into me, "

Try growing up with 5 head strong older sisters and dominant battle axe mother like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth.

Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed

Forgot to do her toes

The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time !

The ones who don’t squirt

She smoked before the meeting !

But I still love them

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth.

Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed

Forgot to do her toes

The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time !

The ones who don’t squirt

She smoked before the meeting !

But I still love them "

I don’t squirt. I’m not a real woman

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Shit blow job technique is probably my biggest complaint "

Get a bloke to do it then?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth.

Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed

Forgot to do her toes

The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time !

The ones who don’t squirt

She smoked before the meeting !

But I still love them "

What do you want them to do to their toes?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth.

Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed

Forgot to do her toes

The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time !

The ones who don’t squirt

She smoked before the meeting !

But I still love them

I don’t squirt. I’m not a real woman "

Just wee Nora, it will be fine

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth.

Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed

Forgot to do her toes

The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time !

The ones who don’t squirt

She smoked before the meeting !

But I still love them

I don’t squirt. I’m not a real woman

Just wee Nora, it will be fine "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daft wee pink motors with baby on board sticker in corner of back window.

Don't they know. Nobody puts baby in the corner

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The best complement I received was ‘that was quick’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth.

Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed

Forgot to do her toes

The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time !

The ones who don’t squirt

She smoked before the meeting !

But I still love them

I don’t squirt. I’m not a real woman "

Never say that? And his questions wasn’t about what make you a woman?

You can’t squirt and that’s fine! Maybe you haven’t found the right person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Daft wee pink motors with baby on board sticker in corner of back window.

Don't they know. Nobody puts baby in the corner"

What’s have to do with during sex? Does people here read the question?

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

They just can’t keep up with me.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"The best complement I received was ‘that was quick’ "

Well there’s no point in wasting time is there? onto the next!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth.

Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed

Forgot to do her toes

The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time !

The ones who don’t squirt

She smoked before the meeting !

But I still love them

What do you want them to do to their toes? "

Hairy toe nails or badly painted of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a woman’s wanking you off for like 20 seconds, then she swaps hands, then swaps back, then she gives you that look that says I’m really grafting here and just in case you hadn’t got the hint she puffs her cheeks out and blows her fringe up from her forehead like she’s working up a sweat. When she’s done all that you just know what’s coming, she’s going to start moaning her arm is aching, 30 seconds she lasted, 30 seconds, meanwhile you’ve been priming her up for a good 40 minutes beforehand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth.

Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed

Forgot to do her toes

The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time !

The ones who don’t squirt

She smoked before the meeting !

But I still love them

What do you want them to do to their toes?

Hairy toe nails or badly painted of course! "

Hairy toe nails eh

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth.

Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed

Forgot to do her toes

The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time !

The ones who don’t squirt

She smoked before the meeting !

But I still love them "

Not every woman squirts or even orgasms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Daft wee pink motors with baby on board sticker in corner of back window.

Don't they know. Nobody puts baby in the corner

What’s have to do with during sex? Does people here read the question? "

Fair enough. My bad. I shall close the door on my way out.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"When a woman’s wanking you off for like 20 seconds, then she swaps hands, then swaps back, then she gives you that look that says I’m really grafting here and just in case you hadn’t got the hint she puffs her cheeks out and blows her fringe up from her forehead like she’s working up a sweat. When she’s done all that you just know what’s coming, she’s going to start moaning her arm is aching, 30 seconds she lasted, 30 seconds, meanwhile you’ve been priming her up for a good 40 minutes beforehand. "

This is why I always bring my sexy mate to help out

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By *elpful and caringMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

None whatsoever.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"The best complement I received was ‘that was quick’

Well there’s no point in wasting time is there? onto the next! "

Exactly. I was proud cause she wasn’t even my type anyway

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london


"Waiting to see what's the best technique for a blow job is see if I've been crap or not "
one where there teeth scrape on the sheesh kebab lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Daft wee pink motors with baby on board sticker in corner of back window.

Don't they know. Nobody puts baby in the corner

What’s have to do with during sex? Does people here read the question?

Fair enough. My bad. I shall close the door on my way out. "
just leave it open it’s getting hot

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"When a woman’s wanking you off for like 20 seconds, then she swaps hands, then swaps back, then she gives you that look that says I’m really grafting here and just in case you hadn’t got the hint she puffs her cheeks out and blows her fringe up from her forehead like she’s working up a sweat. When she’s done all that you just know what’s coming, she’s going to start moaning her arm is aching, 30 seconds she lasted, 30 seconds, meanwhile you’ve been priming her up for a good 40 minutes beforehand. "

Guilty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When a woman’s wanking you off for like 20 seconds, then she swaps hands, then swaps back, then she gives you that look that says I’m really grafting here and just in case you hadn’t got the hint she puffs her cheeks out and blows her fringe up from her forehead like she’s working up a sweat. When she’s done all that you just know what’s coming, she’s going to start moaning her arm is aching, 30 seconds she lasted, 30 seconds, meanwhile you’ve been priming her up for a good 40 minutes beforehand. "

Thank you for articulating this succinctly. If any ladies disagree with this, they can prove him wrong to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth.

Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed

Forgot to do her toes

The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time !

The ones who don’t squirt

She smoked before the meeting !

But I still love them

What do you want them to do to their toes?

Hairy toe nails or badly painted of course!

Hairy toe nails eh "
don’t be pedantic obviously mistyping unless she’s a shewolf

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"The best complement I received was ‘that was quick’

Well there’s no point in wasting time is there? onto the next!

Exactly. I was proud cause she wasn’t even my type anyway "

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth.

Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed

Forgot to do her toes

The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time !

The ones who don’t squirt

She smoked before the meeting !

But I still love them

What do you want them to do to their toes?

Hairy toe nails or badly painted of course!

Hairy toe nails eh don’t be pedantic obviously mistyping unless she’s a shewolf "

But I like to plait my toe hair is this wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When a woman’s wanking you off for like 20 seconds, then she swaps hands, then swaps back, then she gives you that look that says I’m really grafting here and just in case you hadn’t got the hint she puffs her cheeks out and blows her fringe up from her forehead like she’s working up a sweat. When she’s done all that you just know what’s coming, she’s going to start moaning her arm is aching, 30 seconds she lasted, 30 seconds, meanwhile you’ve been priming her up for a good 40 minutes beforehand.

Thank you for articulating this succinctly. If any ladies disagree with this, they can prove him wrong to me. "

Or all that energetic slurping up and down for a blow job, is it ok if I just wank you off onto my tongue quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth.

Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed

Forgot to do her toes

The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time !

The ones who don’t squirt

She smoked before the meeting !

But I still love them

Not every woman squirts or even orgasms.

"
wow thank you for that! After 40 years of having sex with women I was mystified by why one can and not the other ! Now I know…

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth.

Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed

Forgot to do her toes

The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time !

The ones who don’t squirt

She smoked before the meeting !

But I still love them

Not every woman squirts or even orgasms.

wow thank you for that! After 40 years of having sex with women I was mystified by why one can and not the other ! Now I know… "

40 years?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth.

Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed

Forgot to do her toes

The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time !

The ones who don’t squirt

She smoked before the meeting !

But I still love them

What do you want them to do to their toes?

Hairy toe nails or badly painted of course!

Hairy toe nails eh don’t be pedantic obviously mistyping unless she’s a shewolf

But I like to plait my toe hair is this wrong? "
at least you made an effort of style

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth.

Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed

Forgot to do her toes

The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time !

The ones who don’t squirt

She smoked before the meeting !

But I still love them

What do you want them to do to their toes?

Hairy toe nails or badly painted of course!

Hairy toe nails eh don’t be pedantic obviously mistyping unless she’s a shewolf

But I like to plait my toe hair is this wrong? at least you made an effort of style "

Thank you. I’m puffing out my chest with pride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth.

Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed

Forgot to do her toes

The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time !

The ones who don’t squirt

She smoked before the meeting !

But I still love them

Not every woman squirts or even orgasms.

wow thank you for that! After 40 years of having sex with women I was mystified by why one can and not the other ! Now I know…

40 years?! "
I grew up in country site, very premature with natural life and all that

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth.

Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed

Forgot to do her toes

The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time !

The ones who don’t squirt

She smoked before the meeting !

But I still love them

Not every woman squirts or even orgasms.

wow thank you for that! After 40 years of having sex with women I was mystified by why one can and not the other ! Now I know…

40 years?! I grew up in country site, very premature with natural life and all that "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth.

Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed

Forgot to do her toes

The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time !

The ones who don’t squirt

She smoked before the meeting !

But I still love them

What do you want them to do to their toes?

Hairy toe nails or badly painted of course!

Hairy toe nails eh don’t be pedantic obviously mistyping unless she’s a shewolf

But I like to plait my toe hair is this wrong? at least you made an effort of style

Thank you. I’m puffing out my chest with pride "
hairy one I guess

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth.

Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed

Forgot to do her toes

The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time !

The ones who don’t squirt

She smoked before the meeting !

But I still love them

Not every woman squirts or even orgasms.

wow thank you for that! After 40 years of having sex with women I was mystified by why one can and not the other ! Now I know…

40 years?! "

Started young.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok op where are you… some ladies need company this morning and I need to get on with my day…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When a woman’s wanking you off for like 20 seconds, then she swaps hands, then swaps back, then she gives you that look that says I’m really grafting here and just in case you hadn’t got the hint she puffs her cheeks out and blows her fringe up from her forehead like she’s working up a sweat. When she’s done all that you just know what’s coming, she’s going to start moaning her arm is aching, 30 seconds she lasted, 30 seconds, meanwhile you’ve been priming her up for a good 40 minutes beforehand.

Thank you for articulating this succinctly. If any ladies disagree with this, they can prove him wrong to me.

Or all that energetic slurping up and down for a blow job, is it ok if I just wank you off onto my tongue quickly. "

As long as it’s done with passion. Always with passion.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"When a woman’s wanking you off for like 20 seconds, then she swaps hands, then swaps back, then she gives you that look that says I’m really grafting here and just in case you hadn’t got the hint she puffs her cheeks out and blows her fringe up from her forehead like she’s working up a sweat. When she’s done all that you just know what’s coming, she’s going to start moaning her arm is aching, 30 seconds she lasted, 30 seconds, meanwhile you’ve been priming her up for a good 40 minutes beforehand.

This is why I always bring my sexy mate to help out "

Tag team?

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I have very, very few complaints about sex with a woman, but the big one is this:

When they *pretend* to want sex with me, when what they really want is some form of emotional intimacy.

It's happened to me so often, and I'm so tired of it. *Everybody* gets hurt.

I get where you are going with this. I now either do quick meets (I’m far too old for a booty call but fuck it) or I try and steer a conversation before a meeting to “intentions”, I don’t want to lie to anyone and pretend to want some formal or long lasting commitment but that works both ways, being honest about goals is really important. Or as you say, it ends up a clusterfuck. And for what?

Most definitely that too!! "

Yeah. Exactly. Unfortunately, no matter how up-front you are at the beginning, some people believe that the way to get the emotional intimacy they're seeking is tolerate the sex with you until you catch feelings for them.

And when you've had all the sex they're willing to endure, and you *still* haven't fallen head-over-heels for them... shit. God help you.

I just want to be desired as actual sexual being, yeah? I'm not some weird celibate Mills & Boon / Hallmark / Working Title security blanket.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth.

Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed

Forgot to do her toes

The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time !

The ones who don’t squirt

She smoked before the meeting !

But I still love them

Not every woman squirts or even orgasms.

wow thank you for that! After 40 years of having sex with women I was mystified by why one can and not the other ! Now I know…

40 years?! "

Ooh... Been caught out lying about his age?!

47? You sure?

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village


"The moaning...... "

"You still haven't cut the lawns, and the ceiling needs painting"- that kinda thing?

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"This might just be me but

When women starting using teeth and biting on a blowjob. No no no

once a got teeth marks on the head of my penis. She obviously got carried away during 69 but I am still thinking what could have happened if she got carried away more "

I once ended up with *actual bruises* on my glans courtesy of a young lady whose USP was that she had no gag reflex, but who failed to realised that the distance between her back teeth was somewhat smaller than the diameter of my penis. Ow. Fucking ow.

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Shit blow job technique is probably my biggest complaint

Describe shit technique ..... I'm checking for a friend

In no particular order:

Teeth contact

Pulling your skin back so hard you’re banjo string goes.

The “guck guck guck” thing ( watched to much porn)

Thinking licking the tip while doing that twisting wank motion constitutes a blow job.

Sucking the cock only and not running your tongue up and down the shaft.

Doing it eyes closed

Oooh thought I was doing OK till last one I don't always keep my eyes open "

Every woman should know the power of eye contact in a blow job !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit blow job technique is probably my biggest complaint

Describe shit technique ..... I'm checking for a friend

In no particular order:

Teeth contact

Pulling your skin back so hard you’re banjo string goes.

The “guck guck guck” thing ( watched to much porn)

Thinking licking the tip while doing that twisting wank motion constitutes a blow job.

Sucking the cock only and not running your tongue up and down the shaft.

Doing it eyes closed

Oooh thought I was doing OK till last one I don't always keep my eyes open

Every woman should know the power of eye contact in a blow job !!!"

I could literally give a masterclass in the dark arts of proper fellatio

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By *0astMan
over a year ago

Discovering

Laziness

Engage with the person your with,

There I’ve said it,

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

It’s not always easy, depending on the angle of the guy’s cock! I also feel a bit self-conscious, because looking down and making eye contact when a guy is licking your pussy can be disturbing, I wouldn’t want to inflict the same feeling on a guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have very, very few complaints about sex with a woman, but the big one is this:

When they *pretend* to want sex with me, when what they really want is some form of emotional intimacy.

It's happened to me so often, and I'm so tired of it. *Everybody* gets hurt.

I get where you are going with this. I now either do quick meets (I’m far too old for a booty call but fuck it) or I try and steer a conversation before a meeting to “intentions”, I don’t want to lie to anyone and pretend to want some formal or long lasting commitment but that works both ways, being honest about goals is really important. Or as you say, it ends up a clusterfuck. And for what?

Most definitely that too!!

Yeah. Exactly. Unfortunately, no matter how up-front you are at the beginning, some people believe that the way to get the emotional intimacy they're seeking is tolerate the sex with you until you catch feelings for them.

And when you've had all the sex they're willing to endure, and you *still* haven't fallen head-over-heels for them... shit. God help you.

I just want to be desired as actual sexual being, yeah? I'm not some weird celibate Mills & Boon / Hallmark / Working Title security blanket. "

I guess if you're very upfront about being emotionally closed off it's gonna hamper your chances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit blow job technique is probably my biggest complaint

Describe shit technique ..... I'm checking for a friend

In no particular order:

Teeth contact

Pulling your skin back so hard you’re banjo string goes.

The “guck guck guck” thing ( watched to much porn)

Thinking licking the tip while doing that twisting wank motion constitutes a blow job.

Sucking the cock only and not running your tongue up and down the shaft.

Doing it eyes closed

Oooh thought I was doing OK till last one I don't always keep my eyes open

Every woman should know the power of eye contact in a blow job !!!

I could literally give a masterclass in the dark arts of proper fellatio "

I would come for this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just how they struggle to keep up with the intense pace that I insist on

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

Always being right and reminded how actually wrong i am

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I've never had any complaints

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

You're being dick there No bad bj it is a skill that can be improved but not a big deal if she not that into it very much like going down on her ..

Only thing women should be better at is tell us guy how SHE likes it 99% would give it ago without judging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit blow job technique is probably my biggest complaint

Describe shit technique ..... I'm checking for a friend

In no particular order:

Teeth contact

Pulling your skin back so hard you’re banjo string goes.

The “guck guck guck” thing ( watched to much porn)

Thinking licking the tip while doing that twisting wank motion constitutes a blow job.

Sucking the cock only and not running your tongue up and down the shaft.

Doing it eyes closed

Oooh thought I was doing OK till last one I don't always keep my eyes open

Every woman should know the power of eye contact in a blow job !!!"

Thing is, some guys curve upwards quite a lot, in which case you have to tilt your head downwards so they can slide into your mouth easily, unless your literally just want me to suck the tip. It's hard to make eye contact at that angle. If a guy has a straight dick or one which curves downwards slightly then eye contact can be easily maintained throughout.

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I have very, very few complaints about sex with a woman, but the big one is this:

When they *pretend* to want sex with me, when what they really want is some form of emotional intimacy.

It's happened to me so often, and I'm so tired of it. *Everybody* gets hurt.

I get where you are going with this. I now either do quick meets (I’m far too old for a booty call but fuck it) or I try and steer a conversation before a meeting to “intentions”, I don’t want to lie to anyone and pretend to want some formal or long lasting commitment but that works both ways, being honest about goals is really important. Or as you say, it ends up a clusterfuck. And for what?

Most definitely that too!!

Yeah. Exactly. Unfortunately, no matter how up-front you are at the beginning, some people believe that the way to get the emotional intimacy they're seeking is tolerate the sex with you until you catch feelings for them.

And when you've had all the sex they're willing to endure, and you *still* haven't fallen head-over-heels for them... shit. God help you.

I just want to be desired as actual sexual being, yeah? I'm not some weird celibate Mills & Boon / Hallmark / Working Title security blanket.

I guess if you're very upfront about being emotionally closed off it's gonna hamper your chances "

Fortunately there is a middle ground between being "emotionally closed off", as you put, and being an animated teddy bear with a box of chocolates.

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By *hancer666Man
over a year ago

Redbourn


"Here you go guys , what’s your number 1 complaint when having sex with a woman "

When she asks you to call her names during sex (doesn't set parameters)but takes exception, ups and leaves not happy with my choices. From experience dont go leftfield!!, stick with the boring cliches

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Here you go guys , what’s your number 1 complaint when having sex with a woman

When she asks you to call her names during sex (doesn't set parameters)but takes exception, ups and leaves not happy with my choices. From experience dont go leftfield!!, stick with the boring cliches "

Tbh I establish details like that all prior to meeting.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Here you go guys , what’s your number 1 complaint when having sex with a woman

When she asks you to call her names during sex (doesn't set parameters)but takes exception, ups and leaves not happy with my choices. From experience dont go leftfield!!, stick with the boring cliches "

Did you call her Priti Patel?

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By *hancer666Man
over a year ago

Redbourn


"Here you go guys , what’s your number 1 complaint when having sex with a woman

When she asks you to call her names during sex (doesn't set parameters)but takes exception, ups and leaves not happy with my choices. From experience dont go leftfield!!, stick with the boring cliches

Tbh I establish details like that all prior to meeting. "

Agree, but its usual spur of the moment request. I like to ask questions actually but its surprising how many people find it hard to express beyond the vague 'no limits' . It would certainly avoid the 'slap my arse harder, harder, harder, that best you got, harder, really!!!?,harder, harder, NOT THAT HARD!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using teeth while receiving a bj x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies, you wouldn't want us to be rough with your clitoris.

Some would."

I 2nd that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit blow job technique is probably my biggest complaint "

Nobody had ever complained about one of mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely "

Maybe she’s bored already and ready for a nap

Not turned on and she’s thinking ffs do you think if I just lie here he’ll realise and make an effort

Perhaps you’ve been ramming your tongue so hard down her throat she’s traumatised

Maybe she’s knows she’s not your type and it’s just a f-ck so why bother giving her best

She’s seen the size of your cock and thinks if I move it’ll just slip out

You’ve used your teeth on her clit or finger fucked her so hard she’s now sore and scared to move

If I lie here and don’t move maybe heel finish quick and F off

Your not really her type but she was desperate for a f-ck and thought a cock is cock the she saw it and was thinking how do I get out of this one

Why is men complain constantly about not getting sex then when they do it’s not good enough and the woman is to blame

Blows my mind

Sorry rant over

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely

Maybe she’s bored already and ready for a nap

Not turned on and she’s thinking ffs do you think if I just lie here he’ll realise and make an effort

Perhaps you’ve been ramming your tongue so hard down her throat she’s traumatised

Maybe she’s knows she’s not your type and it’s just a f-ck so why bother giving her best

She’s seen the size of your cock and thinks if I move it’ll just slip out

You’ve used your teeth on her clit or finger fucked her so hard she’s now sore and scared to move

If I lie here and don’t move maybe heel finish quick and F off

Your not really her type but she was desperate for a f-ck and thought a cock is cock the she saw it and was thinking how do I get out of this one

Why is men complain constantly about not getting sex then when they do it’s not good enough and the woman is to blame

"

Why would women lie there and take any of the above ? Why are saying it is all the mans fault for not pleasing her? why is it only the mans job to do that? Why are they not trying to please the man too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely

Maybe she’s bored already and ready for a nap

Not turned on and she’s thinking ffs do you think if I just lie here he’ll realise and make an effort

Perhaps you’ve been ramming your tongue so hard down her throat she’s traumatised

Maybe she’s knows she’s not your type and it’s just a f-ck so why bother giving her best

She’s seen the size of your cock and thinks if I move it’ll just slip out

You’ve used your teeth on her clit or finger fucked her so hard she’s now sore and scared to move

If I lie here and don’t move maybe heel finish quick and F off

Your not really her type but she was desperate for a f-ck and thought a cock is cock the she saw it and was thinking how do I get out of this one

Why is men complain constantly about not getting sex then when they do it’s not good enough and the woman is to blame

Why would women lie there and take any of the above ? Why are saying it is all the mans fault for not pleasing her? why is it only the mans job to do that? Why are they not trying to please the man too?"

Exactly! Why? There must be a reason!

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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago

quite close to you


"Shit blow job technique is probably my biggest complaint

Describe shit technique ..... I'm checking for a friend"

Teeth, so dry it might as well have been a handshake, won’t put more than half the head in, has a face in her like old witch like shit off a nettle, did I say teeth?

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely

Maybe she’s bored already and ready for a nap

Not turned on and she’s thinking ffs do you think if I just lie here he’ll realise and make an effort

Perhaps you’ve been ramming your tongue so hard down her throat she’s traumatised

Maybe she’s knows she’s not your type and it’s just a f-ck so why bother giving her best

She’s seen the size of your cock and thinks if I move it’ll just slip out

You’ve used your teeth on her clit or finger fucked her so hard she’s now sore and scared to move

If I lie here and don’t move maybe heel finish quick and F off

Your not really her type but she was desperate for a f-ck and thought a cock is cock the she saw it and was thinking how do I get out of this one

Why is men complain constantly about not getting sex then when they do it’s not good enough and the woman is to blame

Why would women lie there and take any of the above ? Why are saying it is all the mans fault for not pleasing her? why is it only the mans job to do that? Why are they not trying to please the man too?

Exactly! Why? There must be a reason!"

Yeah you missed my point totally. Walking away would be better rather than let it happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely

Maybe she’s bored already and ready for a nap

Not turned on and she’s thinking ffs do you think if I just lie here he’ll realise and make an effort

Perhaps you’ve been ramming your tongue so hard down her throat she’s traumatised

Maybe she’s knows she’s not your type and it’s just a f-ck so why bother giving her best

She’s seen the size of your cock and thinks if I move it’ll just slip out

You’ve used your teeth on her clit or finger fucked her so hard she’s now sore and scared to move

If I lie here and don’t move maybe heel finish quick and F off

Your not really her type but she was desperate for a f-ck and thought a cock is cock the she saw it and was thinking how do I get out of this one

Why is men complain constantly about not getting sex then when they do it’s not good enough and the woman is to blame

Why would women lie there and take any of the above ? Why are saying it is all the mans fault for not pleasing her? why is it only the mans job to do that? Why are they not trying to please the man too?

Exactly! Why? There must be a reason!

Yeah you missed my point totally. Walking away would be better rather than let it happen. "

Yes sorry I have missed your point

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I don't have a number one complaint because I don't have a list.

By the time we've reached the point of getting naked and having sex we have already established that the only box to be ticked is the one with fun and laughter written on it.

If you are content to meet people with little or no communication beforehand that's your perogative but it increases the risk of being disappointed and logging complaints.

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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago

quite close to you


"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely

Maybe she’s bored already and ready for a nap

Not turned on and she’s thinking ffs do you think if I just lie here he’ll realise and make an effort

Perhaps you’ve been ramming your tongue so hard down her throat she’s traumatised

Maybe she’s knows she’s not your type and it’s just a f-ck so why bother giving her best

She’s seen the size of your cock and thinks if I move it’ll just slip out

You’ve used your teeth on her clit or finger fucked her so hard she’s now sore and scared to move

If I lie here and don’t move maybe heel finish quick and F off

Your not really her type but she was desperate for a f-ck and thought a cock is cock the she saw it and was thinking how do I get out of this one

Why is men complain constantly about not getting sex then when they do it’s not good enough and the woman is to blame

Why would women lie there and take any of the above ? Why are saying it is all the mans fault for not pleasing her? why is it only the mans job to do that? Why are they not trying to please the man too?

Exactly! Why? There must be a reason!

Yeah you missed my point totally. Walking away would be better rather than let it happen.

Yes sorry I have missed your point"

Why doesn’t she tell him what she likes or just say “I’m not feeling this”?

Isn’t this like blaming a fish for being a shit bird?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I don't have a number one complaint because I don't have a list.

By the time we've reached the point of getting naked and having sex we have already established that the only box to be ticked is the one with fun and laughter written on it.

If you are content to meet people with little or no communication beforehand that's your perogative but it increases the risk of being disappointed and logging complaints. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely

Maybe she’s bored already and ready for a nap

Not turned on and she’s thinking ffs do you think if I just lie here he’ll realise and make an effort

Perhaps you’ve been ramming your tongue so hard down her throat she’s traumatised

Maybe she’s knows she’s not your type and it’s just a f-ck so why bother giving her best

She’s seen the size of your cock and thinks if I move it’ll just slip out

You’ve used your teeth on her clit or finger fucked her so hard she’s now sore and scared to move

If I lie here and don’t move maybe heel finish quick and F off

Your not really her type but she was desperate for a f-ck and thought a cock is cock the she saw it and was thinking how do I get out of this one

Why is men complain constantly about not getting sex then when they do it’s not good enough and the woman is to blame

Why would women lie there and take any of the above ? Why are saying it is all the mans fault for not pleasing her? why is it only the mans job to do that? Why are they not trying to please the man too?

Exactly! Why? There must be a reason!

Yeah you missed my point totally. Walking away would be better rather than let it happen.

Yes sorry I have missed your point

Why doesn’t she tell him what she likes or just say “I’m not feeling this”?

Isn’t this like blaming a fish for being a shit bird?"

Why doesn’t the man tell her if she not sucking his cock to his liking?

Why doesn’t the man say your squeezing my ball a little to hard?

It’s my point exactly! It’s a two way street you not gonna enjoy the sex if your not communicating with each other and letting the other person know your enjoying something

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Here you go guys , what’s your number 1 complaint when having sex with a woman "

The fee.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely

Maybe she’s bored already and ready for a nap

Not turned on and she’s thinking ffs do you think if I just lie here he’ll realise and make an effort

Perhaps you’ve been ramming your tongue so hard down her throat she’s traumatised

Maybe she’s knows she’s not your type and it’s just a f-ck so why bother giving her best

She’s seen the size of your cock and thinks if I move it’ll just slip out

You’ve used your teeth on her clit or finger fucked her so hard she’s now sore and scared to move

If I lie here and don’t move maybe heel finish quick and F off

Your not really her type but she was desperate for a f-ck and thought a cock is cock the she saw it and was thinking how do I get out of this one

Why is men complain constantly about not getting sex then when they do it’s not good enough and the woman is to blame

Why would women lie there and take any of the above ? Why are saying it is all the mans fault for not pleasing her? why is it only the mans job to do that? Why are they not trying to please the man too?

Exactly! Why? There must be a reason!

Yeah you missed my point totally. Walking away would be better rather than let it happen.

Yes sorry I have missed your point

Why doesn’t she tell him what she likes or just say “I’m not feeling this”?

Isn’t this like blaming a fish for being a shit bird?

Why doesn’t the man tell her if she not sucking his cock to his liking?

Why doesn’t the man say your squeezing my ball a little to hard?

It’s my point exactly! It’s a two way street you not gonna enjoy the sex if your not communicating with each other and letting the other person know your enjoying something "

And yet your post we all quoted sounded like you were blaming it all on the man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely

Maybe she’s bored already and ready for a nap

Not turned on and she’s thinking ffs do you think if I just lie here he’ll realise and make an effort

Perhaps you’ve been ramming your tongue so hard down her throat she’s traumatised

Maybe she’s knows she’s not your type and it’s just a f-ck so why bother giving her best

She’s seen the size of your cock and thinks if I move it’ll just slip out

You’ve used your teeth on her clit or finger fucked her so hard she’s now sore and scared to move

If I lie here and don’t move maybe heel finish quick and F off

Your not really her type but she was desperate for a f-ck and thought a cock is cock the she saw it and was thinking how do I get out of this one

Why is men complain constantly about not getting sex then when they do it’s not good enough and the woman is to blame

Why would women lie there and take any of the above ? Why are saying it is all the mans fault for not pleasing her? why is it only the mans job to do that? Why are they not trying to please the man too?

Exactly! Why? There must be a reason!

Yeah you missed my point totally. Walking away would be better rather than let it happen.

Yes sorry I have missed your point

Why doesn’t she tell him what she likes or just say “I’m not feeling this”?

Isn’t this like blaming a fish for being a shit bird?

Why doesn’t the man tell her if she not sucking his cock to his liking?

Why doesn’t the man say your squeezing my ball a little to hard?

It’s my point exactly! It’s a two way street you not gonna enjoy the sex if your not communicating with each other and letting the other person know your enjoying something

And yet your post we all quoted sounded like you were blaming it all on the man"

It's always the same women moaning and man hating on the forum.

They complain about everything including the messages they get yet never ever use the message filters which end the problem immediately as mods like rugby always point out.

But they love the drama and like to feel important

By pointing the finger instead of taking responsibility.

Me me me . Same old complainers boring as fuck

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely

Maybe she’s bored already and ready for a nap

Not turned on and she’s thinking ffs do you think if I just lie here he’ll realise and make an effort

Perhaps you’ve been ramming your tongue so hard down her throat she’s traumatised

Maybe she’s knows she’s not your type and it’s just a f-ck so why bother giving her best

She’s seen the size of your cock and thinks if I move it’ll just slip out

You’ve used your teeth on her clit or finger fucked her so hard she’s now sore and scared to move

If I lie here and don’t move maybe heel finish quick and F off

Your not really her type but she was desperate for a f-ck and thought a cock is cock the she saw it and was thinking how do I get out of this one

Why is men complain constantly about not getting sex then when they do it’s not good enough and the woman is to blame

Why would women lie there and take any of the above ? Why are saying it is all the mans fault for not pleasing her? why is it only the mans job to do that? Why are they not trying to please the man too?

Exactly! Why? There must be a reason!

Yeah you missed my point totally. Walking away would be better rather than let it happen.

Yes sorry I have missed your point

Why doesn’t she tell him what she likes or just say “I’m not feeling this”?

Isn’t this like blaming a fish for being a shit bird?

Why doesn’t the man tell her if she not sucking his cock to his liking?

Why doesn’t the man say your squeezing my ball a little to hard?

It’s my point exactly! It’s a two way street you not gonna enjoy the sex if your not communicating with each other and letting the other person know your enjoying something

And yet your post we all quoted sounded like you were blaming it all on the man

It's always the same women moaning and man hating on the forum.

They complain about everything including the messages they get yet never ever use the message filters which end the problem immediately as mods like rugby always point out.

But they love the drama and like to feel important

By pointing the finger instead of taking responsibility.

Me me me . Same old complainers boring as fuck "

Do you not see the irony in all your posts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely

Maybe she’s bored already and ready for a nap

Not turned on and she’s thinking ffs do you think if I just lie here he’ll realise and make an effort

Perhaps you’ve been ramming your tongue so hard down her throat she’s traumatised

Maybe she’s knows she’s not your type and it’s just a f-ck so why bother giving her best

She’s seen the size of your cock and thinks if I move it’ll just slip out

You’ve used your teeth on her clit or finger fucked her so hard she’s now sore and scared to move

If I lie here and don’t move maybe heel finish quick and F off

Your not really her type but she was desperate for a f-ck and thought a cock is cock the she saw it and was thinking how do I get out of this one

Why is men complain constantly about not getting sex then when they do it’s not good enough and the woman is to blame

Why would women lie there and take any of the above ? Why are saying it is all the mans fault for not pleasing her? why is it only the mans job to do that? Why are they not trying to please the man too?

Exactly! Why? There must be a reason!

Yeah you missed my point totally. Walking away would be better rather than let it happen.

Yes sorry I have missed your point

Why doesn’t she tell him what she likes or just say “I’m not feeling this”?

Isn’t this like blaming a fish for being a shit bird?

Why doesn’t the man tell her if she not sucking his cock to his liking?

Why doesn’t the man say your squeezing my ball a little to hard?

It’s my point exactly! It’s a two way street you not gonna enjoy the sex if your not communicating with each other and letting the other person know your enjoying something

And yet your post we all quoted sounded like you were blaming it all on the man

It's always the same women moaning and man hating on the forum.

They complain about everything including the messages they get yet never ever use the message filters which end the problem immediately as mods like rugby always point out.

But they love the drama and like to feel important

By pointing the finger instead of taking responsibility.

Me me me . Same old complainers boring as fuck "

Sorry I thought this thread was men moaning about about women not performing to the man desires and standards, about what women do wrong! Why does she just lay there etc

Was merely trying to explain that if the sex is shit and not to your liking it’s not just down to the woman, it’s a two way street and communication is key on both sides not just the woman’s side. If she not not sucking your cock how you want say so! If she’s just lay there like a sack of spuds she’s clearly not enjoying her self!

I’m not moaning!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Blokes should just have sex with blokes really. We're better at blowjobs because we know what they feel like. We don't need to be warmed up with foreplay, just proceed directly to cock, do not pass Go. "

Yeah, but you don't get the joyful laughter from a fanny fart.

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By *hancer666Man
over a year ago

Redbourn


"Here you go guys , what’s your number 1 complaint when having sex with a woman

When she asks you to call her names during sex (doesn't set parameters)but takes exception, ups and leaves not happy with my choices. From experience dont go leftfield!!, stick with the boring cliches

Did you call her Priti Patel? "

Haha no i didnt, was something along the lines of her being a dissapoint to her parents, bad human being. To be fair

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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago

quite close to you


"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely

Maybe she’s bored already and ready for a nap

Not turned on and she’s thinking ffs do you think if I just lie here he’ll realise and make an effort

Perhaps you’ve been ramming your tongue so hard down her throat she’s traumatised

Maybe she’s knows she’s not your type and it’s just a f-ck so why bother giving her best

She’s seen the size of your cock and thinks if I move it’ll just slip out

You’ve used your teeth on her clit or finger fucked her so hard she’s now sore and scared to move

If I lie here and don’t move maybe heel finish quick and F off

Your not really her type but she was desperate for a f-ck and thought a cock is cock the she saw it and was thinking how do I get out of this one

Why is men complain constantly about not getting sex then when they do it’s not good enough and the woman is to blame

Why would women lie there and take any of the above ? Why are saying it is all the mans fault for not pleasing her? why is it only the mans job to do that? Why are they not trying to please the man too?

Exactly! Why? There must be a reason!

Yeah you missed my point totally. Walking away would be better rather than let it happen.

Yes sorry I have missed your point

Why doesn’t she tell him what she likes or just say “I’m not feeling this”?

Isn’t this like blaming a fish for being a shit bird?

Why doesn’t the man tell her if she not sucking his cock to his liking?

Why doesn’t the man say your squeezing my ball a little to hard?

It’s my point exactly! It’s a two way street you not gonna enjoy the sex if your not communicating with each other and letting the other person know your enjoying something

And yet your post we all quoted sounded like you were blaming it all on the man

It's always the same women moaning and man hating on the forum.

They complain about everything including the messages they get yet never ever use the message filters which end the problem immediately as mods like rugby always point out.

But they love the drama and like to feel important

By pointing the finger instead of taking responsibility.

Me me me . Same old complainers boring as fuck

Sorry I thought this thread was men moaning about about women not performing to the man desires and standards, about what women do wrong! Why does she just lay there etc

Was merely trying to explain that if the sex is shit and not to your liking it’s not just down to the woman, it’s a two way street and communication is key on both sides not just the woman’s side. If she not not sucking your cock how you want say so! If she’s just lay there like a sack of spuds she’s clearly not enjoying her self!

I’m not moaning!

"

I agree, communication is key.

Just that your example put the blame on the guy and the lack of communication on the woman…or maybe that was your point?

Ironic that a failure of communication to express the failure to communicate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here you go guys , what’s your number 1 complaint when having sex with a woman "

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"Blokes should just have sex with blokes really. We're better at blowjobs because we know what they feel like. We don't need to be warmed up with foreplay, just proceed directly to cock, do not pass Go.

Yeah, but you don't get the joyful laughter from a fanny fart."

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