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"Where do you suppose he gets his comedy one liners from? Is he just a quick witted genius or is he frantically flipping through his 'hilarious one liners' book while he types? Guy cracks me up. Good bum too " I have no opinion on men's bums, but yes he is quick witted and I think he actually wrote the book | |||
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"Where do you suppose he gets his comedy one liners from? Is he just a quick witted genius or is he frantically flipping through his 'hilarious one liners' book while he types? Guy cracks me up. Good bum too I have no opinion on men's bums, but yes he is quick witted and I think he actually wrote the book" Interesting I hadn't considered he wrote it, that would make sense | |||
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"Where do you suppose he gets his comedy one liners from? Is he just a quick witted genius or is he frantically flipping through his 'hilarious one liners' book while he types? Guy cracks me up. Good bum too I have no opinion on men's bums, but yes he is quick witted and I think he actually wrote the book Interesting I hadn't considered he wrote it, that would make sense" I suspect its quick a thick one | |||
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"Where do you suppose he gets his comedy one liners from? Is he just a quick witted genius or is he frantically flipping through his 'hilarious one liners' book while he types? Guy cracks me up. Good bum too " He’s certainly one of a kind , perhaps he’s friends with Tim Vine | |||
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"Where do you suppose he gets his comedy one liners from? Is he just a quick witted genius or is he frantically flipping through his 'hilarious one liners' book while he types? Guy cracks me up. Good bum too He’s certainly one of a kind , perhaps he’s friends with Tim Vine " Who? | |||
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"He cracks me up. So quick with his wit " Do you reckon if you met him, that you'd spend the whole time laughing because he's hilarious and end up not having sex? | |||
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"Where do you suppose he gets his comedy one liners from? Is he just a quick witted genius or is he frantically flipping through his 'hilarious one liners' book while he types? Guy cracks me up. Good bum too " Preparation. He sits alone in his Yurt, toiling over a hot typewriter, frantically constructing material for the week ahead. Pausing only for a strong cup of builders tea to invigorate him for the hours ahead. At the dawn of Monday morn, he sits, poised, ready to share his sage wisdom and non homie with the world. E | |||
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"I suspect he has a naturally dry wit, and a small, but conscientious, team of script writers in the Philippines. " It’s true, they work tirelessly around the clock so I can get that all important reply and quote, I’ve dried up at the minute cause they’re all stood at the water cooler, slagging me off for making them work weekends. | |||
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"Where do you suppose he gets his comedy one liners from? Is he just a quick witted genius or is he frantically flipping through his 'hilarious one liners' book while he types? Guy cracks me up. Good bum too He’s certainly one of a kind , perhaps he’s friends with Tim Vine Who?" He’s a stand up comedian known for his one liners | |||
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"Where do you suppose he gets his comedy one liners from? Is he just a quick witted genius or is he frantically flipping through his 'hilarious one liners' book while he types? Guy cracks me up. Good bum too Preparation. He sits alone in his Yurt, toiling over a hot typewriter, frantically constructing material for the week ahead. Pausing only for a strong cup of builders tea to invigorate him for the hours ahead. At the dawn of Monday morn, he sits, poised, ready to share his sage wisdom and non homie with the world. E" This is a really awesome image actually | |||
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"I suspect he has a naturally dry wit, and a small, but conscientious, team of script writers in the Philippines. It’s true, they work tirelessly around the clock so I can get that all important reply and quote, I’ve dried up at the minute cause they’re all stood at the water cooler, slagging me off for making them work weekends. " Crack the whip then | |||
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" Guy cracks me up. Good bum too " Good bum crack ? | |||
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" Guy cracks me up. Good bum too Good bum crack ?" Well I haven't seen it, his photos are never quite that graphic! | |||
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"I suspect he has a naturally dry wit, and a small, but conscientious, team of script writers in the Philippines. It’s true, they work tirelessly around the clock so I can get that all important reply and quote, I’ve dried up at the minute cause they’re all stood at the water cooler, slagging me off for making them work weekends. " Don’t they know how lucky they are? Make an example of one, get them to help the “home alone” guy! They’ll be grateful after that! | |||
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"Where do you suppose he gets his comedy one liners from? Is he just a quick witted genius or is he frantically flipping through his 'hilarious one liners' book while he types? Guy cracks me up. Good bum too Preparation. He sits alone in his Yurt, toiling over a hot typewriter, frantically constructing material for the week ahead. Pausing only for a strong cup of builders tea to invigorate him for the hours ahead. At the dawn of Monday morn, he sits, poised, ready to share his sage wisdom and non homie with the world. E This is a really awesome image actually " It's all true y'know. E | |||
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"Where do you suppose he gets his comedy one liners from? Is he just a quick witted genius or is he frantically flipping through his 'hilarious one liners' book while he types? Guy cracks me up. Good bum too I have no opinion on men's bums, but yes he is quick witted and I think he actually wrote the book Interesting I hadn't considered he wrote it, that would make sense I suspect its quick a thick one" It is and the book is even thicker | |||
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"He’s good but he’s not Tame Impala, that guy will never be replaced" E | |||
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"He’s good but he’s not Markoh, that guy will never be replaced" | |||
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"CJ is very funny, but so are you OP. Not only should you meet and have sex (if you both want), but if you two had kids they'd be surreal comedy superstars! " CJ, apparently we should do the dirty | |||
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"CJ is very funny, but so are you OP. Not only should you meet and have sex (if you both want), but if you two had kids they'd be surreal comedy superstars! CJ, apparently we should do the dirty " I think they mean again | |||
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"CJ is very funny, but so are you OP. Not only should you meet and have sex (if you both want), but if you two had kids they'd be surreal comedy superstars! CJ, apparently we should do the dirty I think they mean again " Can't a woman appreciate a man without everyone assuming she must be bouncing on his penis? | |||
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"CJ is very funny, but so are you OP. Not only should you meet and have sex (if you both want), but if you two had kids they'd be surreal comedy superstars! CJ, apparently we should do the dirty I think they mean again Can't a woman appreciate a man without everyone assuming she must be bouncing on his penis?" Absolutely not! What a world we’d be living in if that were the case | |||
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"CJ is very funny, but so are you OP. Not only should you meet and have sex (if you both want), but if you two had kids they'd be surreal comedy superstars! CJ, apparently we should do the dirty I think they mean again Can't a woman appreciate a man without everyone assuming she must be bouncing on his penis?" Women and men should be able to appreciate each other without this assumption | |||
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"CJ is very funny, but so are you OP. Not only should you meet and have sex (if you both want), but if you two had kids they'd be surreal comedy superstars! CJ, apparently we should do the dirty I think they mean again Can't a woman appreciate a man without everyone assuming she must be bouncing on his penis? Women and men should be able to appreciate each other without this assumption " I agree entirely | |||
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"Honestly, he's an extremely funny and clearly very intelligent fella, i just wish he'd stop mocking men asking for help, he's better than that. " You asked for help too eh? | |||
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"Its cos he's a ginger! We learn about comebacks at an early age! " Ginger? He told me he was Arizona Sunset. | |||
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"Honestly, he's an extremely funny and clearly very intelligent fella, i just wish he'd stop mocking men asking for help, he's better than that. You asked for help too eh? " Haha no, merely an observation. | |||
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"Where do you suppose he gets his comedy one liners from? Is he just a quick witted genius or is he frantically flipping through his 'hilarious one liners' book while he types? Guy cracks me up. Good bum too Preparation. He sits alone in his Yurt, toiling over a hot typewriter, frantically constructing material for the week ahead. Pausing only for a strong cup of builders tea to invigorate him for the hours ahead. At the dawn of Monday morn, he sits, poised, ready to share his sage wisdom and non homie with the world. E This is a really awesome image actually " I picture him sat on a hand carved stool, naked except for a loin cloth, striking the keys as flashes of inspiration skip wistfully through his imagination. Sweat pours from his brow, running in rivers down his muscled torso. His hand sweeps the beads of perspiration from his forehead, back through his ginger mane....... His body glusteni........ Hold on, BRB E | |||
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"Where do you suppose he gets his comedy one liners from? Is he just a quick witted genius or is he frantically flipping through his 'hilarious one liners' book while he types? Guy cracks me up. Good bum too Preparation. He sits alone in his Yurt, toiling over a hot typewriter, frantically constructing material for the week ahead. Pausing only for a strong cup of builders tea to invigorate him for the hours ahead. At the dawn of Monday morn, he sits, poised, ready to share his sage wisdom and non homie with the world. E This is a really awesome image actually I picture him sat on a hand carved stool, naked except for a loin cloth, striking the keys as flashes of inspiration skip wistfully through his imagination. Sweat pours from his brow, running in rivers down his muscled torso. His hand sweeps the beads of perspiration from his forehead, back through his ginger mane....... His body glusteni........ Hold on, BRB E" | |||
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"He’s good but he’s not Markoh, that guy will never be replaced " I always liked Markoh. | |||
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"Honestly, he's an extremely funny and clearly very intelligent fella, i just wish he'd stop mocking men asking for help, he's better than that. " He really isn't. | |||
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"Honestly, he's an extremely funny and clearly very intelligent fella, i just wish he'd stop mocking men asking for help, he's better than that. He really isn't." Now, now, the veil is slipping. | |||
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"Its cos he's a ginger! We learn about comebacks at an early age! " | |||
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"He’s good but he’s not Markoh, that guy will never be replaced I always liked Markoh. " Same. | |||
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"Honestly, he's an extremely funny and clearly very intelligent fella, i just wish he'd stop mocking men asking for help, he's better than that. He really isn't." This was intended to be a kind thread. Just saying. | |||
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"I worked at WHSmiths and one time I saw this guy sat on his phone and he was browing Fabswingers and the poor guy was surrounded by all the joke and pun books desperately searching for the right thing to say! If you haven't guessed already it was City Jeans. He's a fake. " I knew it! Problem was he picked up a Mary Berry book by mistake, but he did learn how to get a good rise out of his soufflé. | |||
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"I worked at WHSmiths and one time I saw this guy sat on his phone and he was browing Fabswingers and the poor guy was surrounded by all the joke and pun books desperately searching for the right thing to say! If you haven't guessed already it was City Jeans. He's a fake. " Dumdum dumdumdum dududum. | |||
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"Honestly, he's an extremely funny and clearly very intelligent fella, i just wish he'd stop mocking men asking for help, he's better than that. He really isn't. This was intended to be a kind thread. Just saying." | |||
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"Honestly, he's an extremely funny and clearly very intelligent fella, i just wish he'd stop mocking men asking for help, he's better than that. He really isn't. This was intended to be a kind thread. Just saying." No one is being unkind. Just saying. | |||
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"He’s good but he’s not Markoh, that guy will never be replaced I always liked Markoh. Same. " I remember the first time I met Markoh; it was at a mls. I scared the shit out of him We then ended up chatting for hours and I’ve never laughed so much in all my life. | |||
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"I have no idea who y'all are on about ??????" Look harder | |||
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"one day, when I grow up, I want to be like CJ Proper Fab-Hero" Dream on young Padawan, dream on! | |||
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"one day, when I grow up, I want to be like CJ Proper Fab-Hero Dream on young Padawan, dream on! " don't stamp on my dream! it's good to have goals! | |||
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"He’s good but he’s not Markoh, that guy will never be replaced I always liked Markoh. Same. I remember the first time I met Markoh; it was at a mls. I scared the shit out of him We then ended up chatting for hours and I’ve never laughed so much in all my life. " Ha ha, I'd have loved to see that. Was that an early MLS, that Mrs SB and the pink haired floozy organised? *apologies for the thread drift. City Jeans. #swoon | |||
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"I have no idea who y'all are on about ?????? Look harder " It's hard. So much derailing. Once upon a time he followed a mischievous hedgehog to his shed and discovered a treasure chest full of pun wisdom collected by Wise Men of the Web since the fab creation day. It was entrusted into him by an AntiBoredom Fab Partisan Army and he is the current Key keeper. Experts warn that people are still far from understanding all his high fly humour. But apparently it helps if you have a cappachoochoo and a bun. Or two buns. Then you might be able to digest more easily some comical word artistry. Ps. If nobody says House i'll be deeply disappointed. | |||
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"He’s good but he’s not Markoh, that guy will never be replaced I always liked Markoh. Same. I remember the first time I met Markoh; it was at a mls. I scared the shit out of him We then ended up chatting for hours and I’ve never laughed so much in all my life. Ha ha, I'd have loved to see that. Was that an early MLS, that Mrs SB and the pink haired floozy organised? *apologies for the thread drift. City Jeans. #swoon" It was indeed. I may have seen the lesser spotted Markoh recently too And I have to agree on the CJ swoon | |||
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"Because he'll be a bit butthurt if I don't comment, yeah he's moderately amusing. I think of him as being the forum version of Josh Widdicombe, minus the glasses but with a thicker accent. I like it when he has a bromance with someone, it gives me the warm fuzzies. " I miss the double act of CJ & Estragon | |||
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"Because he'll be a bit butthurt if I don't comment, yeah he's moderately amusing. I think of him as being the forum version of Josh Widdicombe, minus the glasses but with a thicker accent. I like it when he has a bromance with someone, it gives me the warm fuzzies. I miss the double act of CJ & Estragon " Same VG, same. | |||
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"I have no idea who y'all are on about ?????? Look harder " | |||
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"I have no idea who y'all are on about ?????? Look harder " nope I'm still clueless I must be a thick fuka mwuhahaa | |||
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"He's definitely has a hilarious one liners book...no one's that good " Found in a little back water joke shop! | |||
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"I have no idea who y'all are on about ?????? Look harder It's hard. So much derailing. Once upon a time he followed a mischievous hedgehog to his shed and discovered a treasure chest full of pun wisdom collected by Wise Men of the Web since the fab creation day. It was entrusted into him by an AntiBoredom Fab Partisan Army and he is the current Key keeper. Experts warn that people are still far from understanding all his high fly humour. But apparently it helps if you have a cappachoochoo and a bun. Or two buns. Then you might be able to digest more easily some comical word artistry. Ps. If nobody says House i'll be deeply disappointed. " HOUSE | |||
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"Because he'll be a bit butthurt if I don't comment, yeah he's moderately amusing. I think of him as being the forum version of Josh Widdicombe, minus the glasses but with a thicker accent. I like it when he has a bromance with someone, it gives me the warm fuzzies. I miss the double act of CJ & Estragon " Where did Estragon go?! | |||
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"He’s good but he’s not Markoh, that guy will never be replaced I always liked Markoh. Same. I remember the first time I met Markoh; it was at a mls. I scared the shit out of him We then ended up chatting for hours and I’ve never laughed so much in all my life. Ha ha, I'd have loved to see that. Was that an early MLS, that Mrs SB and the pink haired floozy organised? *apologies for the thread drift. City Jeans. #swoon It was indeed. I may have seen the lesser spotted Markoh recently too " Lucky you. | |||
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"Because he'll be a bit butthurt if I don't comment, yeah he's moderately amusing. I think of him as being the forum version of Josh Widdicombe, minus the glasses but with a thicker accent. I like it when he has a bromance with someone, it gives me the warm fuzzies. I miss the double act of CJ & Estragon Where did Estragon go?!" He got bored of waiting for Godot and decided to seek him himself. | |||
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"Because he'll be a bit butthurt if I don't comment, yeah he's moderately amusing. I think of him as being the forum version of Josh Widdicombe, minus the glasses but with a thicker accent. I like it when he has a bromance with someone, it gives me the warm fuzzies. I miss the double act of CJ & Estragon Where did Estragon go?! He got bored of waiting for Godot and decided to seek him himself. " BADOOM tshh | |||
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"He’s good but he’s not Markoh, that guy will never be replaced I always liked Markoh. Same. I remember the first time I met Markoh; it was at a mls. I scared the shit out of him We then ended up chatting for hours and I’ve never laughed so much in all my life. Ha ha, I'd have loved to see that. Was that an early MLS, that Mrs SB and the pink haired floozy organised? *apologies for the thread drift. City Jeans. #swoon It was indeed. I may have seen the lesser spotted Markoh recently too Lucky you. " Who the fuck are you? Xxx | |||
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"He’s alright I suppose… like a supermarket own brand fabulous & bearded." He'll have you for that | |||
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"He’s alright I suppose… like a supermarket own brand fabulous & bearded." The Morrisons The Best range, not the no frills ones. | |||
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