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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

apparantly cocks are in the following shapes:

the carrot- best postion girl on top

the asparagus: best position full frontal

the courgette:best postion reverse cowgirl

the mushroom: best postion the hip tilter

the banana: best postion face to face

the aubergine: best postion twisted reverse cowgirl

fucking vegetarians!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I prefer cocks that are cock shaped myself

strange but I can't help how I am

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

*fucks of to get the veggies out to compare to*

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"*fucks of to get the veggies out to compare to*"
hip tilter????? with a lil bit of chunky monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"*fucks of to get the veggies out to compare to*"

I hope you have more than a mouldy old carrot in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" apparantly cocks are in the following shapes:

the carrot- best postion girl on top

the asparagus: best position full frontal

the courgette:best postion reverse cowgirl

the mushroom: best postion the hip tilter

the banana: best postion face to face

the aubergine: best postion twisted reverse cowgirl

fucking vegetarians!!!

What about the radish?

XXXX

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Well its not an aubergine! Good job really cos i am white. Think i need more light here!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

" apparantly cocks are in the following shapes:

the carrot- best postion girl on top

the asparagus: best position full frontal

the courgette:best postion reverse cowgirl

the mushroom: best postion the hip tilter

the banana: best postion face to face

the aubergine: best postion twisted reverse cowgirl

fucking vegetarians!!!

What about the radish?

XXXX"
off my radar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" apparantly cocks are in the following shapes:

the carrot- best postion girl on top

the asparagus: best position full frontal

the courgette:best postion reverse cowgirl

the mushroom: best postion the hip tilter

the banana: best postion face to face

the aubergine: best postion twisted reverse cowgirl

fucking vegetarians!!!

Next time I go shopping at Asda I will get it out and start comparing it to there vegetables

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Aubergines always make me think of boxing gloves

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

" apparantly cocks are in the following shapes:

the carrot- best postion girl on top

the asparagus: best position full frontal

the courgette:best postion reverse cowgirl

the mushroom: best postion the hip tilter

the banana: best postion face to face

the aubergine: best postion twisted reverse cowgirl

fucking vegetarians!!!

Next time I go shopping at Asda I will get it out and start comparing it to there vegetables

Tony

Err i wouldn't be getting your yankie doodle out in asda in the veggie isle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not get your doodle out in Asda??

Us ladies could do with a laugh when trying to get the last decent pack of carrots!!

I can just imagine it now rows upon rows of guys all stood examining the carrots looking forlornly at their trousers

Shona

x x x

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over a year ago

"Why not get your doodle out in Asda??

Us ladies could do with a laugh when trying to get the last decent pack of carrots!!

I can just imagine it now rows upon rows of guys all stood examining the carrots looking forlornly at their trousers

Shona

x x x "

Ill be looking further up the aisle where the men are comparing marrows

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Why not get your doodle out in Asda??

Us ladies could do with a laugh when trying to get the last decent pack of carrots!!

I can just imagine it now rows upon rows of guys all stood examining the carrots looking forlornly at their trousers

Shona

x x x "

Well if he does i have visions of some granny having a stroke and an ambulance being needed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh thats a regular thing at my local asda always a blooming ambulance there and always in the one remaning parent and child space!!!

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not get your doodle out in Asda??

Us ladies could do with a laugh when trying to get the last decent pack of carrots!!

I can just imagine it now rows upon rows of guys all stood examining the carrots looking forlornly at their trousers

Shona

x x x "

Shaz would be at the cucumber/marrow part offering a help in hand

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not get your doodle out in Asda??

Us ladies could do with a laugh when trying to get the last decent pack of carrots!!

I can just imagine it now rows upon rows of guys all stood examining the carrots looking forlornly at their trousers

Shona

x x x

Well if he does i have visions of some granny having a stroke and an ambulance being needed!

I don't want no granny stroking it!

Tony

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Why not get your doodle out in Asda??

Us ladies could do with a laugh when trying to get the last decent pack of carrots!!

I can just imagine it now rows upon rows of guys all stood examining the carrots looking forlornly at their trousers

Shona

x x x

Well if he does i have visions of some granny having a stroke and an ambulance being needed!

I don't want no granny stroking it!

Tony

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thou doth protest too much there i think

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Can I have a gangbang... or should that be called Ratatouille?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

" apparantly cocks are in the following shapes:

the carrot- best postion girl on top

the asparagus: best position full frontal

the courgette:best postion reverse cowgirl

the mushroom: best postion the hip tilter

the banana: best postion face to face

the aubergine: best postion twisted reverse cowgirl

fucking vegetarians!!!

Do they count towards your 5-a-day portions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large pink and bouncy do it for me! Bendy ones can hurt though!

xxx

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