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"Am I classed as Very Well Endowed? I'm 8.6 inches " Dont know. But for you. When I get an erection it creates a mangina. The inverted penis. The magician now you see it now you don't. It's just a tool, you just have to workout how to use it. | |||
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"Nah I’d say 7.5 to 9 is well endowed. Anything over that VWE. " Nora knows!  | |||
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"Am I classed as Very Well Endowed? I'm 8.6 inches " From what I've seen anything over 7 inches is classed as that | |||
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"Nah I’d say 7.5 to 9 is well endowed. Anything over that VWE. Nora knows! "Just from being on here and my very limited experience. | |||
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"Nah I’d say 7.5 to 9 is well endowed. Anything over that VWE. " Stop it you will break his heart, or his ego. Which will crumble first  joking | |||
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"Nah I’d say 7.5 to 9 is well endowed. Anything over that VWE. " Well I've seen it as 7-9 is vwe and anything above is classed as huge | |||
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"Nah I’d say 7.5 to 9 is well endowed. Anything over that VWE. Stop it you will break his heart, or his ego. Which will crumble first joking " . That’s my personal opinion. Others may differ | |||
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"Nah I’d say 7.5 to 9 is well endowed. Anything over that VWE. Stop it you will break his heart, or his ego. Which will crumble first joking
. That’s my personal opinion. Others may differ "Nora, can I explorya? | |||
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"If you classed your self as a WE male do you think they would put together the fact you mean well endowerd. Or do you think they may think you are Scottish and small. Id say VWE is just a more universally noticeable abbreviation. And starts at 8" and above. "Yeah maybe I was a bit harsh. 8/8.5 | |||
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"Nah I’d say 7.5 to 9 is well endowed. Anything over that VWE. Stop it you will break his heart, or his ego. Which will crumble first joking
. That’s my personal opinion. Others may differ
Nora, can I explorya?"Would the beard be coming along too? | |||
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"I sponsored a panda many years ago with the WWF" And I watched the BBC before but didn't pay for a TV licence. I should have done cause he/she said they wouldn't fuck without it | |||
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"Nah I’d say 7.5 to 9 is well endowed. Anything over that VWE. "What’s that one from this morning! | |||
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"If you classed your self as a WE male do you think they would put together the fact you mean well endowerd. Or do you think they may think you are Scottish and small. Id say VWE is just a more universally noticeable abbreviation. And starts at 8" and above.
Yeah maybe I was a bit harsh. 8/8.5 "No no don't second guess your self on my behalf, stick with your gut your opinion is appreciated here always  | |||
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"Nah I’d say 7.5 to 9 is well endowed. Anything over that VWE. Stop it you will break his heart, or his ego. Which will crumble first joking
. That’s my personal opinion. Others may differ
Nora, can I explorya?
Would the beard be coming along too? "I follow it everywhere it goes unfortunately you could say, its grown rather attached to me | |||
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"Nah I’d say 7.5 to 9 is well endowed. Anything over that VWE.
What’s that one from this morning! "ET | |||
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"Nah I’d say 7.5 to 9 is well endowed. Anything over that VWE.
What’s that one from this morning!
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"i the male half, have never understood guys measuring thier cock, what does it matter, you have what you have, a bloke isnt just about a cock, never measures mine, but i would say im about avarage, it works for me, thats all i need, dont think i would want bigger or smaller tbh, no woman ive ever met has really been bothered about size, aslong as it works for them." Let's be honest... Women started it by comparing guys they'd slept with by size | |||
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"i the male half, have never understood guys measuring thier cock, what does it matter, you have what you have, a bloke isnt just about a cock, never measures mine, but i would say im about avarage, it works for me, thats all i need, dont think i would want bigger or smaller tbh, no woman ive ever met has really been bothered about size, aslong as it works for them." Size has never mattered to me but I must admit if I had one the first thing I’d do is measure it! I’d have to know | |||
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"Nah I’d say 7.5 to 9 is well endowed. Anything over that VWE. " I've been wondering where to get this information and glad you have clarified, seems I am no longer average and so happy to be well endowed, what kind of advantages will this bring? | |||
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"How has nobody not yet realised that this is just a post where the guy is boasting about his dick size? Haha"  nah really | |||
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"Nah I’d say 7.5 to 9 is well endowed. Anything over that VWE. I've been wondering where to get this information and glad you have clarified, seems I am no longer average and so happy to be well endowed, what kind of advantages will this bring? " You may now use WE BWC and whatever other big cock acronyms there may be. You’re welcome. May you be knee deep in minge for the rest of your days. | |||
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"I have a 38 to 40 inch waist. Am I classed as a fat fucker? Max" No Nora | |||
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"Nah I’d say 7.5 to 9 is well endowed. Anything over that VWE. Nora knows! " | |||
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"How has nobody not yet realised that this is just a post where the guy is boasting about his dick size? Haha" Have you only just noticed? | |||
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"I have a 38 to 40 inch waist. Am I classed as a fat fucker? Max No Nora " Damn, I was hoping I could corner the SFF ( short fat fucker) market. | |||
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"i the male half, have never understood guys measuring thier cock, what does it matter, you have what you have, a bloke isnt just about a cock, never measures mine, but i would say im about avarage, it works for me, thats all i need, dont think i would want bigger or smaller tbh, no woman ive ever met has really been bothered about size, aslong as it works for them. Let's be honest... Women started it by comparing guys they'd slept with by size " But this is valid | |||
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"I have a 38 to 40 inch waist. Am I classed as a fat fucker? Max No Nora Damn, I was hoping I could corner the SFF ( short fat fucker) market." Ah man. Sorry. Eat some more pies and get back to me in 6 months | |||
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"i the male half, have never understood guys measuring thier cock, what does it matter, you have what you have, a bloke isnt just about a cock, never measures mine, but i would say im about avarage, it works for me, thats all i need, dont think i would want bigger or smaller tbh, no woman ive ever met has really been bothered about size, aslong as it works for them. Let's be honest... Women started it by comparing guys they'd slept with by size But this is valid " Typical woman, making men feel like they have created an issue they started to begin with:") | |||
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"I have a 38 to 40 inch waist. Am I classed as a fat fucker? Max No Nora Damn, I was hoping I could corner the SFF ( short fat fucker) market. Ah man. Sorry. Eat some more pies and get back to me in 6 months "I'm on it! | |||
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"i the male half, have never understood guys measuring thier cock, what does it matter, you have what you have, a bloke isnt just about a cock, never measures mine, but i would say im about avarage, it works for me, thats all i need, dont think i would want bigger or smaller tbh, no woman ive ever met has really been bothered about size, aslong as it works for them. Size has never mattered to me but I must admit if I had one the first thing I’d do is measure it! I’d have to know "I bet you would have a big floppy one if you had one, it would provoke even more penis envy than has materialised in this thread | |||
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"Nah I’d say 7.5 to 9 is well endowed. Anything over that VWE. I've been wondering where to get this information and glad you have clarified, seems I am no longer average and so happy to be well endowed, what kind of advantages will this bring? " all the women of fab will be queing up for you and you will get shagged to death | |||
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"I sponsored a panda many years ago with the WWF" I think I saw that match, didn't The Undertaker win? | |||
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"How has nobody not yet realised that this is just a post where the guy is boasting about his dick size? Haha" no never guessed | |||
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"i the male half, have never understood guys measuring thier cock, what does it matter, you have what you have, a bloke isnt just about a cock, never measures mine, but i would say im about avarage, it works for me, thats all i need, dont think i would want bigger or smaller tbh, no woman ive ever met has really been bothered about size, aslong as it works for them. Size has never mattered to me but I must admit if I had one the first thing I’d do is measure it! I’d have to know
I bet you would have a big floppy one if you had one, it would provoke even more penis envy than has materialised in this thread "I’d be a grower and a shower and it would be the prettiest cock in all the land . And you’d definitely want it  | |||
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"Am I classed as Very Well Endowed? I'm 8.6 inches " If have to try it for size | |||
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"i the male half, have never understood guys measuring thier cock, what does it matter, you have what you have, a bloke isnt just about a cock, never measures mine, but i would say im about avarage, it works for me, thats all i need, dont think i would want bigger or smaller tbh, no woman ive ever met has really been bothered about size, aslong as it works for them. Size has never mattered to me but I must admit if I had one the first thing I’d do is measure it! I’d have to know
I bet you would have a big floppy one if you had one, it would provoke even more penis envy than has materialised in this thread
I’d be a grower and a shower and it would be the prettiest cock in all the land . And you’d definitely want it "A pretty shower is always a winner, I would find it hard to resist | |||
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"i the male half, have never understood guys measuring thier cock, what does it matter, you have what you have, a bloke isnt just about a cock, never measures mine, but i would say im about avarage, it works for me, thats all i need, dont think i would want bigger or smaller tbh, no woman ive ever met has really been bothered about size, aslong as it works for them. Size has never mattered to me but I must admit if I had one the first thing I’d do is measure it! I’d have to know
I bet you would have a big floppy one if you had one, it would provoke even more penis envy than has materialised in this thread
I’d be a grower and a shower and it would be the prettiest cock in all the land . And you’d definitely want it
A pretty shower is always a winner, I would find it hard to resist "I’ve never wished I had a cock as much as I do right now | |||
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"Am I classed as Very Well Endowed? I'm 8.6 inches " you are indeed the average male pornstar is 7 inches only | |||
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"Nah I’d say 7.5 to 9 is well endowed. Anything over that VWE. Nora knows! "I would be inclined to agree with Nora  | |||
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"What's all this about ? "A guy boasting that he's got an 8.6 inch dick haha | |||
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"EVERY MAN HAS MEASURED THEIR COCK. If they say they haven’t I call BS "nope never have, dont understand why you would want to | |||
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"EVERY MAN HAS MEASURED THEIR COCK. If they say they haven’t I call BS
nope never have, dont understand why you would want to"To see how big it is, duh. | |||
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"EVERY MAN HAS MEASURED THEIR COCK. If they say they haven’t I call BS
nope never have, dont understand why you would want to
To see how big it is, duh."why do i care, every woman ive been with was happy, surely thats all that counts, not the biggest i know, not the smallest either, so its irelivant how many inches it is, im not that lacking in self confidence that i need to know, same way ive never measured m height, sure the doctor has but ive never really felt the need to know | |||
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"Everybody knows the fab average is 9, that’s just one of the basics you learn, while the national average is 5.5, it’s a glitch in the matrix, either that or there’s a batch of faulty tape measures out there. " Bang on. Strange how they measure exactly on the inch or .5. You never get a 7.75 or a 8.10. Never seems to get questioned by women, but it does by other men. A gay or bi guy gets told 8inch, he knows to take off 2inch and that a guy that actually has 5inch will round up to 7.5! | |||
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"EVERY MAN HAS MEASURED THEIR COCK. If they say they haven’t I call BS
nope never have, dont understand why you would want to
To see how big it is, duh.
why do i care, every woman ive been with was happy, surely thats all that counts, not the biggest i know, not the smallest either, so its irelivant how many inches it is, im not that lacking in self confidence that i need to know, same way ive never measured m height, sure the doctor has but ive never really felt the need to know"Need to know height to make sure can get on all rides at alton towers before going. Duh. | |||
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"Everybody knows the fab average is 9, that’s just one of the basics you learn, while the national average is 5.5, it’s a glitch in the matrix, either that or there’s a batch of faulty tape measures out there. Bang on. Strange how they measure exactly on the inch or .5. You never get a 7.75 or a 8.10. Never seems to get questioned by women, but it does by other men. A gay or bi guy gets told 8inch, he knows to take off 2inch and that a guy that actually has 5inch will round up to 7.5!" It was funny. My ex's ex told her that he was 9 inch but he was really 6 at a push and thin. When she first dropped mine she swore I was like 11 inch... I just replied yes please I'd love that haha | |||
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"EVERY MAN HAS MEASURED THEIR COCK. If they say they haven’t I call BS
nope never have, dont understand why you would want to
To see how big it is, duh.
why do i care, every woman ive been with was happy, surely thats all that counts, not the biggest i know, not the smallest either, so its irelivant how many inches it is, im not that lacking in self confidence that i need to know, same way ive never measured m height, sure the doctor has but ive never really felt the need to know"1 thing I'm never lacking in is confidence, I felt that confident I did some research I also measured my dick lol | |||
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"I read in quite a few places that the bigger the cock the less the election Truth in this ? " Yes exactly, Jeremy Corbyn lost | |||
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"I read in quite a few places that the bigger the cock the less the election Truth in this ? " Erection * | |||
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"I read in quite a few places that the bigger the cock the less the election Truth in this ? Yes exactly, Jeremy Corbyn lost" My typos often amuse even me | |||
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"We 8-10 vwe 10+" you have no idea | |||
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"Nah I’d say 7.5 to 9 is well endowed. Anything over that VWE. Nora knows!
I would be inclined to agree with Nora "She is the cock oracle | |||
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"We 8-10 vwe 10+you have no idea " Lol oooo do I not ok if your not bigger than my dildo then it’s not going to be a challenge | |||
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"We 8-10 vwe 10+you have no idea Lol oooo do I not ok if your not bigger than my dildo then it’s not going to be a challenge " Your dildo dominant? | |||
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"Everybody knows the fab average is 9, that’s just one of the basics you learn, while the national average is 5.5, it’s a glitch in the matrix, either that or there’s a batch of faulty tape measures out there. " Everyone knows a sky remote is more accurate! | |||
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"We 8-10 vwe 10+you have no idea Lol oooo do I not ok if your not bigger than my dildo then it’s not going to be a challenge Your dildo dominant?" Have a look at my videos 21 November 2020 | |||
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"We 8-10 vwe 10+you have no idea Lol oooo do I not ok if your not bigger than my dildo then it’s not going to be a challenge Your dildo dominant? Have a look at my videos 21 November 2020" I'd need to sort my pass | |||
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"EVERY MAN HAS MEASURED THEIR COCK. If they say they haven’t I call BS
nope never have, dont understand why you would want to
To see how big it is, duh.
why do i care, every woman ive been with was happy, surely thats all that counts, not the biggest i know, not the smallest either, so its irelivant how many inches it is, im not that lacking in self confidence that i need to know, same way ive never measured m height, sure the doctor has but ive never really felt the need to know
Need to know height to make sure can get on all rides at alton towers before going. Duh."dam never thought of that, better get the tape out then | |||
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"We 8-10 vwe 10+you have no idea Lol oooo do I not ok if your not bigger than my dildo then it’s not going to be a challenge Your dildo dominant? Have a look at my videos 21 November 2020 I'd need to sort my pass " It’s 16 inches and 7 inches wide and yes I can fit it in | |||
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"EVERY MAN HAS MEASURED THEIR COCK. If they say they haven’t I call BS "Only with my hands not with a tape. Im two hands and a tip if that helps work out how big me wang is  | |||
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"Everybody knows the fab average is 9, that’s just one of the basics you learn, while the national average is 5.5, it’s a glitch in the matrix, either that or there’s a batch of faulty tape measures out there. Everyone knows a sky remote is more accurate!" ive got some half size remotes for sale if anyone is interested | |||
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"We 8-10 vwe 10+you have no idea Lol oooo do I not ok if your not bigger than my dildo then it’s not going to be a challenge Your dildo dominant? Have a look at my videos 21 November 2020 I'd need to sort my pass It’s 16 inches and 7 inches wide and yes I can fit it in " I don't doubt it | |||
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"Everybody knows the fab average is 9, that’s just one of the basics you learn, while the national average is 5.5, it’s a glitch in the matrix, either that or there’s a batch of faulty tape measures out there. Everyone knows a sky remote is more accurate!" Toblerones are the new sky remote. They do fun size ones now . Nobody would be able to tell which size it is.
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"Everybody knows the fab average is 9, that’s just one of the basics you learn, while the national average is 5.5, it’s a glitch in the matrix, either that or there’s a batch of faulty tape measures out there. Everyone knows a sky remote is more accurate! Toblerones are the new sky remote. They do fun size ones now . Nobody would be able to tell which size it is.
You’re welcome "If I had a triangular cock Nora I’d be in the circus!
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"Everybody knows the fab average is 9, that’s just one of the basics you learn, while the national average is 5.5, it’s a glitch in the matrix, either that or there’s a batch of faulty tape measures out there. Everyone knows a sky remote is more accurate! Toblerones are the new sky remote. They do fun size ones now . Nobody would be able to tell which size it is.
You’re welcome
If I had a triangular cock Nora I’d be in the circus!
Either that or in demand for some kinky shit ". I’ve seen loads measured against toblerones! Have you not? | |||
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"If your so good then why are you single Like a geezer has no choice in the matter A comment made about the fab average being 9 yet the average average is 5.5 Fab straight is more of a 90° bend Is anything taken seriously at all on here ? And no I'm not asking for no friends, I have none "Are you looking for imaginative females, because you want to find like minded people | |||
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"Nah I’d say 7.5 to 9 is well endowed. Anything over that VWE. " I agree with Nora
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"Everybody knows the fab average is 9, that’s just one of the basics you learn, while the national average is 5.5, it’s a glitch in the matrix, either that or there’s a batch of faulty tape measures out there. Everyone knows a sky remote is more accurate! Toblerones are the new sky remote. They do fun size ones now . Nobody would be able to tell which size it is.
You’re welcome
If I had a triangular cock Nora I’d be in the circus!
Either that or in demand for some kinky shit
. I’ve seen loads measured against toblerones! Have you not?"No,although I seen one against a fudge once | |||
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"Everybody knows the fab average is 9, that’s just one of the basics you learn, while the national average is 5.5, it’s a glitch in the matrix, either that or there’s a batch of faulty tape measures out there. Everyone knows a sky remote is more accurate! Toblerones are the new sky remote. They do fun size ones now . Nobody would be able to tell which size it is.
You’re welcome
If I had a triangular cock Nora I’d be in the circus!
Either that or in demand for some kinky shit
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No,although I seen one against a fudge once " really? | |||
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"Everybody knows the fab average is 9, that’s just one of the basics you learn, while the national average is 5.5, it’s a glitch in the matrix, either that or there’s a batch of faulty tape measures out there. Everyone knows a sky remote is more accurate! Toblerones are the new sky remote. They do fun size ones now . Nobody would be able to tell which size it is.
You’re welcome
If I had a triangular cock Nora I’d be in the circus!
Either that or in demand for some kinky shit
. I’ve seen loads measured against toblerones! Have you not?
No,although I seen one against a fudge once
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"Everybody knows the fab average is 9, that’s just one of the basics you learn, while the national average is 5.5, it’s a glitch in the matrix, either that or there’s a batch of faulty tape measures out there. Everyone knows a sky remote is more accurate! Toblerones are the new sky remote. They do fun size ones now . Nobody would be able to tell which size it is.
You’re welcome
If I had a triangular cock Nora I’d be in the circus!
Either that or in demand for some kinky shit
. I’ve seen loads measured against toblerones! Have you not?
No,although I seen one against a fudge once
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or a Cadbury's finger! ". Stop it. Or one of those pretend candy cigarettes | |||
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"Everybody knows the fab average is 9, that’s just one of the basics you learn, while the national average is 5.5, it’s a glitch in the matrix, either that or there’s a batch of faulty tape measures out there. Everyone knows a sky remote is more accurate! Toblerones are the new sky remote. They do fun size ones now . Nobody would be able to tell which size it is.
You’re welcome
If I had a triangular cock Nora I’d be in the circus!
Either that or in demand for some kinky shit
. I’ve seen loads measured against toblerones! Have you not?
No,although I seen one against a fudge once
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"If your so good then why are you single Like a geezer has no choice in the matter A comment made about the fab average being 9 yet the average average is 5.5 Fab straight is more of a 90° bend Is anything taken seriously at all on here ? And no I'm not asking for no friends, I have none
Are you looking for imaginative females, because you want to find like minded people "I'd love to meet a woman that thinks like me, impossible though and I'm accepting that, I'm not afraid to be alone | |||
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"Everybody knows the fab average is 9, that’s just one of the basics you learn, while the national average is 5.5, it’s a glitch in the matrix, either that or there’s a batch of faulty tape measures out there. Everyone knows a sky remote is more accurate! Toblerones are the new sky remote. They do fun size ones now . Nobody would be able to tell which size it is.
You’re welcome
If I had a triangular cock Nora I’d be in the circus!
Either that or in demand for some kinky shit
. I’ve seen loads measured against toblerones! Have you not?
No,although I seen one against a fudge once
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Until I changed filters. Too many dick pics and people wanting to roger me "Well to be fair you’re not helping yourself with that pretty bum on show! | |||
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"Everybody knows the fab average is 9, that’s just one of the basics you learn, while the national average is 5.5, it’s a glitch in the matrix, either that or there’s a batch of faulty tape measures out there. Everyone knows a sky remote is more accurate! Toblerones are the new sky remote. They do fun size ones now . Nobody would be able to tell which size it is.
You’re welcome
If I had a triangular cock Nora I’d be in the circus!
Either that or in demand for some kinky shit
. I’ve seen loads measured against toblerones! Have you not?
No,although I seen one against a fudge once "It was you wasn’t it…. | |||
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"If your so good then why are you single Like a geezer has no choice in the matter A comment made about the fab average being 9 yet the average average is 5.5 Fab straight is more of a 90° bend Is anything taken seriously at all on here ? And no I'm not asking for no friends, I have none
Are you looking for imaginative females, because you want to find like minded people
I'd love to meet a woman that thinks like me, impossible though and I'm accepting that, I'm not afraid to be alone "Mhm, I hope you do find what your looking for. If not you might have to settle for a man | |||
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"Everybody knows the fab average is 9, that’s just one of the basics you learn, while the national average is 5.5, it’s a glitch in the matrix, either that or there’s a batch of faulty tape measures out there. Everyone knows a sky remote is more accurate! Toblerones are the new sky remote. They do fun size ones now . Nobody would be able to tell which size it is.
You’re welcome
If I had a triangular cock Nora I’d be in the circus!
Either that or in demand for some kinky shit
. I’ve seen loads measured against toblerones! Have you not?
No,although I seen one against a fudge once
really?
Until I changed filters. Too many dick pics and people wanting to roger me
Well to be fair you’re not helping yourself with that pretty bum on show! "It’s the only tidy pic I have! | |||
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"Everybody knows the fab average is 9, that’s just one of the basics you learn, while the national average is 5.5, it’s a glitch in the matrix, either that or there’s a batch of faulty tape measures out there. Everyone knows a sky remote is more accurate! Toblerones are the new sky remote. They do fun size ones now . Nobody would be able to tell which size it is.
You’re welcome
If I had a triangular cock Nora I’d be in the circus!
Either that or in demand for some kinky shit
. I’ve seen loads measured against toblerones! Have you not?
No,although I seen one against a fudge once
It was you wasn’t it…. "You know damn well I use a curly wurly woman!  | |||
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"If your so good then why are you single Like a geezer has no choice in the matter A comment made about the fab average being 9 yet the average average is 5.5 Fab straight is more of a 90° bend Is anything taken seriously at all on here ? And no I'm not asking for no friends, I have none "What’s your point oh cryptic one ? | |||
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"If your so good then why are you single Like a geezer has no choice in the matter A comment made about the fab average being 9 yet the average average is 5.5 Fab straight is more of a 90° bend Is anything taken seriously at all on here ? And no I'm not asking for no friends, I have none
Are you looking for imaginative females, because you want to find like minded people
I'd love to meet a woman that thinks like me, impossible though and I'm accepting that, I'm not afraid to be alone
Mhm, I hope you do find what your looking for. If not you might have to settle for a man "If I want dates they are available, if I wanted sex that's also available, if I wanted a relationship the same applies they're all available, if I wanted ex's back in my life I could also have that, I wouldn't go as far to say I'm even looking, at the moment I'm put off women hugely because of ways alot of them think, it's toxic and I'd rather stay away from that, yet I know not all are the same, I'm rather disheartened | |||
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"If your so good then why are you single Like a geezer has no choice in the matter A comment made about the fab average being 9 yet the average average is 5.5 Fab straight is more of a 90° bend Is anything taken seriously at all on here ? And no I'm not asking for no friends, I have none
What’s your point oh cryptic one ?"Sharp as an arrow the way I like you | |||
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"If your so good then why are you single Like a geezer has no choice in the matter A comment made about the fab average being 9 yet the average average is 5.5 Fab straight is more of a 90° bend Is anything taken seriously at all on here ? And no I'm not asking for no friends, I have none
Are you looking for imaginative females, because you want to find like minded people
I'd love to meet a woman that thinks like me, impossible though and I'm accepting that, I'm not afraid to be alone
Mhm, I hope you do find what your looking for. If not you might have to settle for a man "A woman that is able to think like a man would be very intriguing | |||
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"If your so good then why are you single Like a geezer has no choice in the matter A comment made about the fab average being 9 yet the average average is 5.5 Fab straight is more of a 90° bend Is anything taken seriously at all on here ? And no I'm not asking for no friends, I have none
Are you looking for imaginative females, because you want to find like minded people
I'd love to meet a woman that thinks like me, impossible though and I'm accepting that, I'm not afraid to be alone
Mhm, I hope you do find what your looking for. If not you might have to settle for a man
If I want dates they are available, if I wanted sex that's also available, if I wanted a relationship the same applies they're all available, if I wanted ex's back in my life I could also have that, I wouldn't go as far to say I'm even looking, at the moment I'm put off women hugely because of ways alot of them think, it's toxic and I'd rather stay away from that, yet I know not all are the same, I'm rather disheartened "Indeed iknow a man that has the world at his feet when I see one. | |||
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"Does anyone think the OP had gotten the awnser he wanted yet? Iv not seen the fucker since he posted the orginal thread" Has he done a 90° ? | |||
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"Does anyone think the OP had gotten the awnser he wanted yet? Iv not seen the fucker since he posted the orginal thread Has he done a 90° ? "Proper, straight in and out the door. Didn't want none of that. | |||
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"Am I classed as Very Well Endowed? I'm 8.6 inches " yes | |||
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"If your so good then why are you single Like a geezer has no choice in the matter A comment made about the fab average being 9 yet the average average is 5.5 Fab straight is more of a 90° bend Is anything taken seriously at all on here ? And no I'm not asking for no friends, I have none
Are you looking for imaginative females, because you want to find like minded people
I'd love to meet a woman that thinks like me, impossible though and I'm accepting that, I'm not afraid to be alone
Mhm, I hope you do find what your looking for. If not you might have to settle for a man
If I want dates they are available, if I wanted sex that's also available, if I wanted a relationship the same applies they're all available, if I wanted ex's back in my life I could also have that, I wouldn't go as far to say I'm even looking, at the moment I'm put off women hugely because of ways alot of them think, it's toxic and I'd rather stay away from that, yet I know not all are the same, I'm rather disheartened
Indeed iknow a man that has the world at his feet when I see one."I'm mostly on here for the laugh on these forums, whether folks real or not it's funny as fuck, no offense to women, I love them, even the ones that's did me wrong, but clueless is unimaginably enormous and I feel that, blokes also, clueless in total different respects, women think they know it all when they actually don't, blokes believe them lol | |||
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"Am I classed as Very Well Endowed? I'm 8.6 inches yes "Would you say you fancy him physically? | |||
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"If your so good then why are you single Like a geezer has no choice in the matter A comment made about the fab average being 9 yet the average average is 5.5 Fab straight is more of a 90° bend Is anything taken seriously at all on here ? And no I'm not asking for no friends, I have none
Are you looking for imaginative females, because you want to find like minded people
I'd love to meet a woman that thinks like me, impossible though and I'm accepting that, I'm not afraid to be alone
Mhm, I hope you do find what your looking for. If not you might have to settle for a man
If I want dates they are available, if I wanted sex that's also available, if I wanted a relationship the same applies they're all available, if I wanted ex's back in my life I could also have that, I wouldn't go as far to say I'm even looking, at the moment I'm put off women hugely because of ways alot of them think, it's toxic and I'd rather stay away from that, yet I know not all are the same, I'm rather disheartened
Indeed iknow a man that has the world at his feet when I see one.
I'm mostly on here for the laugh on these forums, whether folks real or not it's funny as fuck, no offense to women, I love them, even the ones that's did me wrong, but clueless is unimaginably enormous and I feel that, blokes also, clueless in total different respects, women think they know it all when they actually don't, blokes believe them lol " | |||
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"Am I classed as Very Well Endowed? I'm 8.6 inches " No idea. Very cute face though James! Enjoy fab. | |||
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"EVERY MAN HAS MEASURED THEIR COCK. If they say they haven’t I call BS "But most men measured incorrectly and add one or two inches on... trust me, I'm an expert on such matters | |||
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"EVERY MAN HAS MEASURED THEIR COCK. If they say they haven’t I call BS
But most men measured incorrectly and add one or two inches on... trust me, I'm an expert on such matters "No adding inches here, dint see the point, it is what it is. Congratulations on the massive man wang op | |||
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"Hi everyone, my apologies for getting back to you all so late, there was an incident I had to resolve. I've obtained the answer to the question asked; the average is 5" and being over 8" puts me at at around VWE but only just about" Is that a mean average or median average? We need to know. | |||
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"Pretty sure having a 7 inch cock puts you in the top 99% In a way I kinda feel bad for woman that absolutely require VWE. They have a very small pool to choose from I also equally feel sorry for my very average self " I'm not sure if 99% is accurate. Maybe globally if there's variation around the world but I wouldn't say that's the case for British men from my experience. And I say this as a woman who's far from a size queen. | |||
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"Pretty sure having a 7 inch cock puts you in the top 99% In a way I kinda feel bad for woman that absolutely require VWE. They have a very small pool to choose from I also equally feel sorry for my very average self " I don't have an issue finding vwe | |||
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"Hi everyone, my apologies for getting back to you all so late, there was an incident I had to resolve. I've obtained the answer to the question asked; the average is 5" and being over 8" puts me at at around VWE but only just about" yes don't listen to the jealous fuelled comments. you are classed as vwe. | |||
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"Everybody knows the fab average is 9, that’s just one of the basics you learn, while the national average is 5.5, it’s a glitch in the matrix, either that or there’s a batch of faulty tape measures out there. " I thought the average on here was a redbull can | |||
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"Hi everyone, my apologies for getting back to you all so late, there was an incident I had to resolve. I've obtained the answer to the question asked; the average is 5" and being over 8" puts me at at around VWE but only just about" Was the resolved incident obtaining a ruler to shut this baying mob up? | |||
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"Hi everyone, my apologies for getting back to you all so late, there was an incident I had to resolve. I've obtained the answer to the question asked; the average is 5" and being over 8" puts me at at around VWE but only just about Was the resolved incident obtaining a ruler to shut this baying mob up? " No lol it was a private family matter | |||
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"These threads do get some attention don't they lol " Nothing like a big cock thread to stir the emotions on here | |||
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"Everybody knows the fab average is 9, that’s just one of the basics you learn, while the national average is 5.5, it’s a glitch in the matrix, either that or there’s a batch of faulty tape measures out there. I thought the average on here was a redbull can" I wish | |||
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"Am I classed as Very Well Endowed? I'm 8.6 inches " Wow, huge. Nearly 5 here | |||
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"i the male half, have never understood guys measuring thier cock, what does it matter" It matters cos alot of profile on this site specify they want big dicks! | |||
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"8” of pencil thick cock or 6” of girth…??? I’m sure one wins over the other? "Girth and lenth here | |||
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"I sponsored a panda many years ago with the WWF" Did the panda have a bath in baked beans? | |||
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"Hi everyone, my apologies for getting back to you all so late, there was an incident I had to resolve. I've obtained the answer to the question asked; the average is 5" and being over 8" puts me at at around VWE but only just about Is that a mean average or median average? We need to know." Haha quality | |||
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