FabSwingers.com forum: Caught with trousers down

By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I have an upset tummy today.

But I went to the allotment and just as I finished watering nature called urgently.

No chance to get home pronto so I had to shit in a bucket.

Unfortunately I can’t get in my small shed so I crouched outside . It was quiet….except the elderly site agent lady decided to pop up to see me. She soon turned back. Not sure what she actually saw?

Should I feel embarrassed or say something to her? Or just let it pass and hope my I get better soon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have an upset tummy today.

But I went to the allotment and just as I finished watering nature called urgently.

No chance to get home pronto so I had to shit in a bucket.

Should I feel embarrassed or say something to her? Or just let it pass and hope my I get better soon?"

She might of gone for a lady wank

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"I have an upset tummy today.

But I went to the allotment and just as I finished watering nature called urgently.

No chance to get home pronto so I had to shit in a bucket.

Should I feel embarrassed or say something to her? Or just let it pass and hope my I get better soon?

She might of gone for a lady wank

I sincerely hope not

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'd leave it if I were you.

It's just a flash in the pan or bucket in your case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She probably didn't see shit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next time I want to swear out loud, I'm going to say, shit in a bucket.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

That puts a whole new meaning on "shit the bed!"

So you can't say you feel like shit on a stick either then.....?

Sorry, run out oif shit puns -quite literally!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Shit happens....you were making fertilizer

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I bet your tomatoes are going to be huge

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Can't you get the bucket delivered to her seven style.

Bucket in a box all wrapped up when she opens it

With a really sinister message like

"Next time I'll be using your hollowed out skull if you bother me having a shit again!!"

Mhwahhh mhwahhh MHWAHHH

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Oh noooo? Oh well sit happens!

Tell her your were trialling a new manure technique

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"I bet your tomatoes are going to be huge

I’ll give them to my neighbours..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just saying you were about to leave and logging off ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have an upset tummy today.

But I went to the allotment and just as I finished watering nature called urgently.

No chance to get home pronto so I had to shit in a bucket.

Should I feel embarrassed or say something to her? Or just let it pass and hope my I get better soon?

She might of gone for a lady wank

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may have an answer when I’ve stopped laughing. This is hilarious.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"I may have an answer when I’ve stopped laughing. This is hilarious.

"
just don't shit yourself laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may have an answer when I’ve stopped laughing. This is hilarious.

just don't shit yourself laughing.

You’ve started me off again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What has not been addressed is what you wiped with, was it bog roll or rhubarb leaves off someone else’s patch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit happens....you were making fertilizer

Thanks for pointing this one out.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Man you're stinky

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"What has not been addressed is what you wiped with, was it bog roll or rhubarb leaves off someone else’s patch?"

Tissue, soap in shed and bucket contents composted.

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"Man you're stinky

Never been camping??

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"I may have an answer when I’ve stopped laughing. This is hilarious.

just don't shit yourself laughing.

You’ve started me off again.

Get the bucket ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a bit concerned what you used for toilet roll.. did you ask to use the old lady's hanky?

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"Im a bit concerned what you used for toilet roll.. did you ask to use the old lady's hanky?"

See answer above.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Tear off a leaf and wipe your underneath in an English country garden

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Man you're stinky

Never been camping??"

(Manure....get it?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you give that elderly lady her bucket back after? That is a sentimental item that reminds her of decades of happy times on the allotment with her husband

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

There's a poo in your bucket dear Byron dear Byron

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Did you give that elderly lady her bucket back after? That is a sentimental item that reminds her of decades of happy times on the allotment with her husband "
..and she still had his ashes in it

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

How did you wipe your bum

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"How did you wipe your bum

See above

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"How did you wipe your bum

See above "

Ahhh your hand

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Should have taken

Imodium

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yasmeen will give you a helping hand next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aannnd thats enough internet for today.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yasmeen will give you a helping hand next time "

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"I have an upset tummy today.

But I went to the allotment and just as I finished watering nature called urgently.

No chance to get home pronto so I had to shit in a bucket.

Should I feel embarrassed or say something to her? Or just let it pass and hope my I get better soon?"

All things must pass.

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