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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What boxes does your perfect person have to tick, to make them your perfect person?

Mine are

- live near Birmingham

- over 5'8

- funny, sarcastic humour

- dark, beautiful eyes

- affectionate

- has kids

- can handle me

What about you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-Irish

-Tall

-Entertaining

-Male

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A raving bisexual babe that can cook a bacon buttie

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

up a bit, right a bit...that's the spot

Tall, toned, chilled...someone whose smile comes easily, but has a strong enough personality to put me back in my box when needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"-Irish

-Tall

-Entertaining

-Male

I can def tick 2 of those boxes, 1 may be subjective……..the tall one rules me out!

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"What boxes does your perfect person have to tick, to make them your perfect person?

Mine are

- live near Birmingham

- over 5'8

- funny, sarcastic humour

- dark, beautiful eyes

- affectionate

- has kids

- can handle me

What about you?

You literally just named me apart from the can handle you part

oh and my eyes are green

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"-Irish

-Tall

-Entertaining

-Male

I'm irish on paddy's day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What boxes does your perfect person have to tick, to make them your perfect person?

Mine are

- live near Birmingham

- over 5'8

- funny, sarcastic humour

- dark, beautiful eyes

- affectionate

- has kids

- can handle me

What about you?

You literally just named me apart from the can handle you part

oh and my eyes are green"

Young man! You can be everyone's perfect person

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What boxes does your perfect person have to tick, to make them your perfect person?

Mine are

- live near Birmingham

- over 5'8

- funny, sarcastic humour

- dark, beautiful eyes

- affectionate

- has kids

- can handle me

What about you?

Adding in between ages 39 and 43

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Garden of Eden

Sexy smile

Nice teeth

Twinkling eyes

Great sense of humour and personality

But most of all honest x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman that’s smaller than me ( not a big issue when I’m over 6 foot haha )

Great sense of humour,

Stunning, sexy pair of legs and a nice little lingerie collection

and that will have me purring haha!

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"What boxes does your perfect person have to tick, to make them your perfect person?

Mine are

- live near Birmingham

- over 5'8

- funny, sarcastic humour

- dark, beautiful eyes

- affectionate

- has kids

- can handle me

What about you?

Adding in between ages 39 and 43"
oh now you sneak them in

Here goes:

Nice smile

Funny

Would rather go out then sit in and just have sex

5 ft 9 and below

Takes care in her appearance

Wears converse high tops in the summer

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1

5ft 7 or above

Slim or chubby just not skinny

Great sence of humour

Sex passionate and sensuous

Intelligent

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1

"5ft 7 or above

Slim or chubby just not skinny

Great sence of humour

Sex passionate and sensuous

Intelligent "

Ops lovely eyes

Like cuddles as much as sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexy smile

Nice teeth

Twinkling eyes

Great sense of humour and personality

But most of all honest x"

You do know how to describe me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbh I don't have any super hard boxes that need ticking but my preferences are,

- live within 50ish miles

- have a cut cock or at least have good hygiene

- Ginger

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Garden of Eden

"Sexy smile

Nice teeth

Twinkling eyes

Great sense of humour and personality

But most of all honest x

You do know how to describe me

I'd hope so

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Tbh I don't have any super hard boxes that need ticking but my preferences are,

- live within 50ish miles

- have a cut cock or at least have good hygiene

- Ginger

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are uncut cocks that smelly?

I've never had one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexy smile

Nice teeth

Twinkling eyes

Great sense of humour and personality

But most of all honest x

You do know how to describe me

I'd hope so

You even know me when blindfolded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under 6ft

Confident

Sexy underwear wearer

Sensual

Passionate

Good kisser

Top banter

Preferably has a penis

Not much too ask I don't think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First name Alan second name Shearer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tbh I don't have any super hard boxes that need ticking but my preferences are,

- live within 50ish miles

- have a cut cock or at least have good hygiene

- Ginger

are uncut cocks that smelly?

I've never had one

Lol after 2 marriages to soap dodgers I prefer cut. But it's not a hard n fast rule.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Intelligent

Nerdy

Slightly sarcastic

Prone to waffling so I don't feel like I talk too much.

A kind nature.

Doesn't mind that I find prolonged eye contact difficult.

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Men

Local to birmingham

Over 60

Nice big thick cock

Clean,non pushy and sense of humour

Woman

Local to birmingham

Nice big tits

Frendly and discrete

Trustworthy.

Feminine

Her x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Prone to waffling so I don't feel like I talk too much. "

Isn't that what ball gags were invented for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a fanny.

The end.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a fanny.

The end."

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Not be a dick

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Check out my profile, my CV seems to meet a lot of expectations. XX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not be a dick"

Unfortunately that is an impossibility

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Not be a dick

Unfortunately that is an impossibility "

We live in hope

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Oh Jesus…

Be over 5’7

Be available

Be able to converse

Appreciate sarcasm

Be able to hold eye contact

Be more hilarious than me

And not be a complete tool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- 6’0” and up

- nice personality and pleasant to be around (not full of himself in bad way)

- athletic/gym fit

- tatts

- nice dick (doesn’t have to be like HUNG but u know.. it’s a bonus)

- can hold a conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Jesus…

Be over 5’7

Be available

Be able to converse

Appreciate sarcasm

Be able to hold eye contact

Be more hilarious than me

And not be a complete tool"

also I want to add the sarcasm bit and funny… but I mean, this is asking for the perfect man here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually I’ll scrap my list and just say one name:

JACK GREALISH.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Actually I’ll scrap my list and just say one name:

JACK GREALISH."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What boxes does your perfect person have to tick, to make them your perfect person?

Mine are

- live near Birmingham

- over 5'8

- funny, sarcastic humour

- dark, beautiful eyes

- affectionate

- has kids

- can handle me

What about you?

Dark eyes make my knees go weak

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Prone to waffling so I don't feel like I talk too much.

Isn't that what ball gags were invented for?

I've been inspired to order one now, here comes a quieter Meli. Thanks Ace.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Be able to keep up with my thoughts bouncing all around the place.

Like walking up hills and be dragged around exhibitions and museums.

Can reach the top of the kitchen cupboards which I can't.

Give good chesty hugs

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"What boxes does your perfect person have to tick, to make them your perfect person?

Mine are

- live near Birmingham

- over 5'8

- funny, sarcastic humour

- dark, beautiful eyes

- affectionate

- has kids

- can handle me

What about you?

Damn it.... the near Birmingham bit let me down

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Sexy smile

Nice teeth

Twinkling eyes

Great sense of humour and personality

But most of all honest x"

3 out of 5 ain't bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfect person for what? My best mate is the perfect person to hold my rope when I'm climbing at my limit and scared. He's not what I'm looking for on Fab though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What boxes does your perfect person have to tick, to make them your perfect person?

Mine are

- live near Birmingham

- over 5'8

- funny, sarcastic humour

- dark, beautiful eyes

- affectionate

- has kids

- can handle me

What about you?

Well I'm one of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Important aspects

Have something in common - Work or Leisure related

Be honest, and humorous.

Nice smile

Less important aspects:

Live fairly close

Older than me

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Dun't matter what ticks my boxes, I fail because of my height.

Even thought I do have a kissing box to stand on.

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

My perfect man person...

-Lives near Cardiff

-Non-smoker/drug taker

-Sexually attracted to me & affectionate towards me

-Honest & reliable

-Straight-talking / good communicator

-Emotionally resilient & enthusiastic

-Assertive personality & self-assured

-Dry/witty humour

-Shared values

-Handsome face & nice teeth

-Average cock size, or a little above

-Taller/bigger stature than myself

And this is why I'm single... :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My perfect man person...

-Lives near Cardiff

-Non-smoker/drug taker

-Sexually attracted to me & affectionate towards me

-Honest & reliable

-Straight-talking / good communicator

-Emotionally resilient & enthusiastic

-Assertive personality & self-assured

-Dry/witty humour

-Shared values

-Handsome face & nice teeth

-Average cock size, or a little above

-Taller/bigger stature than myself

And this is why I'm single... :D"

That doesn't sound like a huge request really. Alot of those should go without saying, for any man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- Nice eyes that I can gaze into

- good at kissing. And that means can go from very soft and gentle to deep and passionate and back (not chomping!!!)

- can hold a conversation

- enjoys being licked for a long time !!

- was gonna add not overweight but my most recent fwb is huge (!) Yet amazing at all the other 4 so I guess it ain't as important after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over 6ft, athletic, nice voice, non dickhead and actually likes me!

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By *BWBI2019Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Ooooh I like this thread! I'll give it a go!

- Alternative

- tactile, shows affection through physical touch

- Someone who shows interest in who I am and wants to have flowing conversation

- Someone really into big bellies! And shows this with words and actions

- Very selfish I know, but I kind of love the feeling of being adored so that too!

- high sex drive and desire to please aswell as receive

- short, clean fingernails!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Over 6ft, athletic, nice voice, non dickhead and actually likes me! "

It all depends on what you consider to be a nice voice!

I think that non dickhead will rule quite a few out, myself included!

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By *exy studMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Tall, toned, chilled...someone whose smile comes easily, but has a strong enough personality to put me back in my box when needed

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i can tick all but one working getting toned x

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By *righton bigMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"What boxes does your perfect person have to tick, to make them your perfect person?

Mine are

- live near Birmingham

- over 5'8

- funny, sarcastic humour

- dark, beautiful eyes

- affectionate

- has kids

- can handle me

What about you?

2arms 2 legs and a pulse

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

"And this is why I'm single... :D

That doesn't sound like a huge request really. Alot of those should go without saying, for any man. "

Aw thanks! People always tell me my expectations are too high.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Over 6ft, athletic, nice voice, non dickhead and actually likes me!

It all depends on what you consider to be a nice voice!

I think that non dickhead will rule quite a few out, myself included! "

That a polite no from you then

I like guys with a nice accent, but I like lots of different accents so that doesn't really narrow it down.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

It’s not so much about how they look for me, although beautiful eyes are a big plus!

Kind

Emotional intelligence

Doesn’t play emotional games

Passionate

Self aware

Intelligent

Good sense of humour

Tactile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What boxes does your perfect person have to tick, to make them your perfect person?

Mine are

- live near Birmingham

- over 5'8

- funny, sarcastic humour

- dark, beautiful eyes

- affectionate

- has kids

- can handle me

What about you?

2arms 2 legs and a pulse

Sold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Intelligent

Nerdy

Slightly sarcastic

Prone to waffling so I don't feel like I talk too much.

A kind nature.

Doesn't mind that I find prolonged eye contact difficult.

Well ... almost. Although if you kept looking over my shoulder I'd probably get paranoid that there's something behind me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can hold a conversation, both written and verbal.

Is respectful.

Knows there's more to him than his cock.

Lives close enough for repeated meet ups.

Nonsmoker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun, intelligent, free spirited, kind and thoughtful. An amazing smile that comes naturally and gorgeous eyes.

The right mix of filthy and fluffy

Someone willing to accept me for my job and more importantly my daughter.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"First name Alan second name Shearer

I’ve been having random dreams about him during lockdown

J x

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Within 20 miles

Intelligent

Not attached

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big tits

Accommodating fanny

Pulse

At least 6 teeth, preferably the back ones

Right handed

Scorpio

Likes bumming

If I find her I’ll ask her to make me a honest man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good chat

Great banter

Glorious cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good chat

Great banter

Glorious cock

Thank you

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Big tits

Accommodating fanny

Pulse

At least 6 teeth, preferably the back ones

Right handed

Scorpio

Likes bumming

If I find her I’ll ask her to make me a honest man

Damn. Everything except the last one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Within 20 miles

Intelligent

Not attached "

Ah, one out of three ain’t bad.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Good chat

Great banter

Glorious cock

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big tits

Accommodating fanny

Pulse

At least 6 teeth, preferably the back ones

Right handed

Scorpio

Likes bumming

If I find her I’ll ask her to make me a honest man

Damn. Everything except the last one!"

What? Making me a honest man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can hold a conversation, both written and verbal.

Is respectful.

Knows there's more to him than his cock.

Lives close enough for repeated meet ups.

Nonsmoker."

Whereabouts in Devon is the East Midlands ?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Big tits

Accommodating fanny

Pulse

At least 6 teeth, preferably the back ones

Right handed

Scorpio

Likes bumming

If I find her I’ll ask her to make me a honest man

Damn. Everything except the last one!

What? Making me a honest man?

Oops second from last!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humour

Availability

Honest

Repeat Performer

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Nice eyes and smile

Funny

Confident

Likes me for me

Tactile

Accepts I can't meet at the drop of a hat (kids)

Other than that not much

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Sexy smile

Confident enough to speak his mind but not arrogant.

Nice eyes.

pert bum .

Hairy chest.

Good kisser.

And a good sense of humour

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Whacky chick - not boring. Dances to their own beat.

Nice bottom & a strong pair of thighs.

Boobs - prefer bigger. However, I'm actually not "boobist" it's not important - not bothered.

Neutral ground - Willing to split cost of hotel?

Her likes - ginger or hairy chests.

Hair/colouring - no type. Short long. No preference.

She likes - gingers with blue eyes. Appreciates a good good male bum/thighs.

Lingerie - stockings & suspenders/waspies/basques? Hell, if she had tights I wouldn't be complaining. They can be torn in the right places!

Kissing & tactile - yes please! You can never do too much. Gets me horny. More, more...

Laugh - appreciates a good nob/fart gag. Would not kick her out of the room if she didn't. I'll give sarcastic a go - cos I can be if my buttons are pushed...

Intelligent - That has many forms! Make me laugh? Not a door matt. Stands up for herself! Has life experiences. Considerate? Understanding?

Technical ability - Good at jumping off wardrobes? Nah, only joking!

She likes a stocky guy - read my profile! It's in the profile...

Calm & relaxed.

Easy going.

Quiet but confident? chatty is good too!

This feels like "Weird Science."

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Local ish to me

Tall

Dark hair

Nice eyes

Banter

Strong arms and shoulders

Nice strong thighs

Loves kissing

Understand I can't meet when he says (I have children)

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By *aughty_builder87Man
over a year ago

Keston

Able to hold a conversation and be female. Everything else is on a case by case basis

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