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I've just mowed the grass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does anyone else need anything mowing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does anyone else need anything mowing?

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No one? I'm also fairly adept at ploughing

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

My garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done, I'm not even dressed yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My garden "

Lady garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"My garden

Lady garden "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lady Gardens are my speciality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've trimmed a bush this morning

Things are so much brighter now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well done, I'm not even dressed yet!"

Unless you were dressed and got UNDRESSED already. In which case... Well done you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've trimmed a bush this morning

Things are so much brighter now"

Excellent work!

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

My cat does the mowing....

Oh wait..it does meowing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My cat does the mowing....

Oh wait..it does meowing"

My dog tends to kill the grass. Not too helpful really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well done, I'm not even dressed yet!

Unless you were dressed and got UNDRESSED already. In which case... Well done you! "

Nope just a real slow start.

Plus I dont want to face the house and gardens

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Not me....nor any of my neighbours thanks....if you could steal next doors noisy motorbike that would do me a favour as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well done, I'm not even dressed yet!

Unless you were dressed and got UNDRESSED already. In which case... Well done you!

Nope just a real slow start.

Plus I dont want to face the house and gardens "

I'm just impressed you have gardens (plural!). Do you like in a country Manor? And Wear jodhpurs all day? (please tell me you do)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not me....nor any of my neighbours thanks....if you could steal next doors noisy motorbike that would do me a favour as well "

What bike is it? I may be interested...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mowing isn't great for wildlife.

On that not theres research being done...basically remember the days you'd get home from driving and you'd see splattered bugs on your windscreen, have noticed you dont have as many?

Well theres this thing whereby you wipe your number plate clean and after a journey count the number of splats and upload the number.

Bugs are in decline, not good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well done, I'm not even dressed yet!

Unless you were dressed and got UNDRESSED already. In which case... Well done you!

Nope just a real slow start.

Plus I dont want to face the house and gardens

I'm just impressed you have gardens (plural!). Do you like in a country Manor? And Wear jodhpurs all day? (please tell me you do) "

I do, whoop whoop jolly hockey sticks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well done, I'm not even dressed yet!

Unless you were dressed and got UNDRESSED already. In which case... Well done you!

Nope just a real slow start.

Plus I dont want to face the house and gardens

I'm just impressed you have gardens (plural!). Do you like in a country Manor? And Wear jodhpurs all day? (please tell me you do) "

Although currently they're more like steptoes yard!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mowing isn't great for wildlife.

On that not theres research being done...basically remember the days you'd get home from driving and you'd see splattered bugs on your windscreen, have noticed you dont have as many?

Well theres this thing whereby you wipe your number plate clean and after a journey count the number of splats and upload the number.

Bugs are in decline, not good"

Hmmm...very good points. Although midges are on the rise

I have a patch that I leave wild and have planted wildflowers. I've also got a couple of insect hotels (old woodpiles) and LOTS of trees. Does this help?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well done, I'm not even dressed yet!

Unless you were dressed and got UNDRESSED already. In which case... Well done you!

Nope just a real slow start.

Plus I dont want to face the house and gardens

I'm just impressed you have gardens (plural!). Do you like in a country Manor? And Wear jodhpurs all day? (please tell me you do)

I do, whoop whoop jolly hockey sticks!"

Excellent work...my mental imagery is currently doing a fine job!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Our grass needs mowing. I think it's on Mr KC's "to-do" list today

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

My legs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My legs "

I'll be right over. I've got my shears ready!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Our grass needs mowing. I think it's on Mr KC's "to-do" list today "

Tell him to get his arse in gear. Or there'll be trouble!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

How good are your topiary skills?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How good are your topiary skills? "

Finely honed, thank you. Like my topiary scissors.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"My legs

I'll be right over. I've got my shears ready! "

Possibly my head too I’m that hot

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Not me....nor any of my neighbours thanks....if you could steal next doors noisy motorbike that would do me a favour as well

What bike is it? I may be interested... "
an annoying one ... some sort of dirt bike

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not me....nor any of my neighbours thanks....if you could steal next doors noisy motorbike that would do me a favour as well

What bike is it? I may be interested... an annoying one ... some sort of dirt bike "

Yeah, I could take that off his/her hands...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My legs

I'll be right over. I've got my shears ready!

Possibly my head too I’m that hot "

I can do that too, but you might regret it. Maybe just some cool water?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"My legs

I'll be right over. I've got my shears ready!

Possibly my head too I’m that hot

I can do that too, but you might regret it. Maybe just some cool water? "

Bring bagels

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My legs

I'll be right over. I've got my shears ready!

Possibly my head too I’m that hot

I can do that too, but you might regret it. Maybe just some cool water?

Bring bagels "

They're just proving now, so they'll need a couple of hours

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"My legs

I'll be right over. I've got my shears ready!

Possibly my head too I’m that hot

I can do that too, but you might regret it. Maybe just some cool water?

Bring bagels

They're just proving now, so they'll need a couple of hours"

I can wait

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Doing that on Monday. Sun will be a little less strong. Did a bit of cutting back on front path though today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My legs

I'll be right over. I've got my shears ready!

Possibly my head too I’m that hot

I can do that too, but you might regret it. Maybe just some cool water?

Bring bagels

They're just proving now, so they'll need a couple of hours

I can wait "

Brace yourself!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doing that on Monday. Sun will be a little less strong. Did a bit of cutting back on front path though today."

Good lad. A solid performance there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not me....nor any of my neighbours thanks....if you could steal next doors noisy motorbike that would do me a favour as well

What bike is it? I may be interested... an annoying one ... some sort of dirt bike "

2 strokes are so much more annoying than 4

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not me....nor any of my neighbours thanks....if you could steal next doors noisy motorbike that would do me a favour as well

What bike is it? I may be interested... an annoying one ... some sort of dirt bike

2 strokes are so much more annoying than 4"

This is so true

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

Well done, I mowed my grass on Tuesday, but it looks like I have it do do again soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not me....nor any of my neighbours thanks....if you could steal next doors noisy motorbike that would do me a favour as well

What bike is it? I may be interested... an annoying one ... some sort of dirt bike

2 strokes are so much more annoying than 4

This is so true "

I also respect thst you know the difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mowing isn't great for wildlife.

On that not theres research being done...basically remember the days you'd get home from driving and you'd see splattered bugs on your windscreen, have noticed you dont have as many?

Well theres this thing whereby you wipe your number plate clean and after a journey count the number of splats and upload the number.

Bugs are in decline, not good"

It is sad how much that has changed even in my life.

Does being a ladybird give you a feeling of affinity with other bugs?

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you get up early and do it tondisturb your neighbours Saturday lie in?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Can I just have a little off the top please.

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Does Alan Shearer cut his own hedges ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not me....nor any of my neighbours thanks....if you could steal next doors noisy motorbike that would do me a favour as well

Thank you very much

What bike is it? I may be interested... an annoying one ... some sort of dirt bike

2 strokes are so much more annoying than 4

This is so true

I also respect thst you know the difference"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mowing isn't great for wildlife.

On that not theres research being done...basically remember the days you'd get home from driving and you'd see splattered bugs on your windscreen, have noticed you dont have as many?

Well theres this thing whereby you wipe your number plate clean and after a journey count the number of splats and upload the number.

Bugs are in decline, not good

It is sad how much that has changed even in my life.

Does being a ladybird give you a feeling of affinity with other bugs?

Mr"

Not just bugs

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