FabSwingers.com forum: Visiting my mum

By *gent Coulson OP Man
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

So for the first time in over 12 months, I am able to go spend some time with my mum.

I have no doubt that I will get the your not looking after yourself property, you look like you've lost weight, and try to feed me up

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Aw lovely have a great day

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Lucky man, I’d give anything for a day of that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she does, let her

You're her boy and that will never change

Enjoy being mothered

Have a great day

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I bet she's right looking forward to it, I've not seen my son since Feb 2020 and I'm looking forward to him being a cheeky twat and legging me over as I walk past. (He hides behind doors and when I walk into a room he clotheslines me so I fall backwards and catches me- it’s more fun than it sounds) Hopefully I won't have many more months to wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Conversations with my Mum go something like this:

Have you put weight on again?

Probably

Oh, Stephen, don't get big again, it's not good for you

I know, I won't

Do you want a kit kat?

Are you having a sandwich?

A few crisps?

They're nice, I've got some Tyrells

Do you want a brew?

Yeah, that'd be nice

*Tottles in with tray

Here you are, I've put you a Blue Riband on

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"Conversations with my Mum go something like this:

Have you put weight on again?

Probably

Oh, Stephen, don't get big again, it's not good for you

I know, I won't

Do you want a kit kat?

Are you having a sandwich?

A few crisps?

They're nice, I've got some Tyrells

Do you want a brew?

Yeah, that'd be nice

*Tottles in with tray

Here you are, I've put you a Blue Riband on "

Mums and Nans are the best

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Conversations with my Mum go something like this:

Have you put weight on again?

Probably

Oh, Stephen, don't get big again, it's not good for you

I know, I won't

Do you want a kit kat?

Are you having a sandwich?

A few crisps?

They're nice, I've got some Tyrells

Do you want a brew?

Yeah, that'd be nice

*Tottles in with tray

Here you are, I've put you a Blue Riband on "

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a great day, OP. Your Mum must be thrilled to see you again.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Fantastic..I'm lucky to be living with my mum...as her carer... have a great day... have loads of laughs

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Mums are important

mine has just become a widow so she needs a bit of support at the moment.

Enjoy your time together

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Conversations with my Mum go something like this:

Have you put weight on again?

Probably

Oh, Stephen, don't get big again, it's not good for you

I know, I won't

Do you want a kit kat?

Are you having a sandwich?

A few crisps?

They're nice, I've got some Tyrells

Do you want a brew?

Yeah, that'd be nice

*Tottles in with tray

Here you are, I've put you a Blue Riband on "

Amazing! This is like my mum - tells me about my weight and then an old school friend who she's seen at church who is a size 10 and a solicitor (because clearly that's the gold standard of life) and then proceeds to empty her fridge in her Italian over feeding ways.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I hope you have a lovely time seeing your mum OP

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Mums are the best! Seeing mine next weekend.

Have a lovely time AC.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy and allow her to fuss and spoil you that’s what mums do best lucky and blessed

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Enjoy! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mums are important

mine has just become a widow so she needs a bit of support at the moment.

Enjoy your time together

mine to, and as we live close we were able to be in a bubble, so ive been able to look after her, ive know just had a double knee op so shes looking after me, win win, enjoy your visit op, as i learned with my dad, you miss them when they are gone.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Have a wonderful day AC!!!

J x

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Conversations with my Mum go something like this:

Have you put weight on again?

Probably

Oh, Stephen, don't get big again, it's not good for you

I know, I won't

Do you want a kit kat?

Are you having a sandwich?

A few crisps?

They're nice, I've got some Tyrells

Do you want a brew?

Yeah, that'd be nice

*Tottles in with tray

Here you are, I've put you a Blue Riband on "

I have similar conversations with my mum but about clothes

Mum: aren't you cold in that outfit

Me: no it's 29 degrees

Mum: well I'm freezing put a cardigan on

Me: I'm not cold

Mum: well you look cold to me

To my dad :put the heating on she's cold

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Lucky man, I’d give anything for a day of that! "

Likewise

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

This thread bought a tear to my eye. Cherish her while you still can. Don't forget the garage flowers.

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By *gent Coulson OP Man
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

First thing she said was I could have had a shave, don't think she likes the new look

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"First thing she said was I could have had a shave, don't think she likes the new look

the first thing my mum does is look me up and down then critique my outfit.

If she could only see some of the stuff I wear

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"First thing she said was I could have had a shave, don't think she likes the new look

the first thing my mum does is look me up and down then critique my outfit.

If she could only see some of the stuff I wear

Even more worryingly, where do you think you inherited your spicy appetite from!?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"First thing she said was I could have had a shave, don't think she likes the new look

the first thing my mum does is look me up and down then critique my outfit.

If she could only see some of the stuff I wear

Even more worryingly, where do you think you inherited your spicy appetite from!? "

Having got to know my father, I KNOW where my proclivities stem from

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Bet she has 12 months of telling you off to catch up with.

Seriously I hope you both have a fantastic day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ash's mum is always telling him off! A couple of weeks ago he was due a hair cut when he went to visit her, she refused to go for a walk with him until she had brushed his hair!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I miss my mam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I miss my mam."

I know lovely, I miss mine too. Xx

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I miss my mam.

I know lovely, I miss mine too. Xx"

Big hugs

, I tried to do the

hug emoji but failed.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

It’s good that people are slowly getting back together

Miss my Mum but seeing Dad tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Conversations with my Mum go something like this:

Have you put weight on again?

Probably

Oh, Stephen, don't get big again, it's not good for you

I know, I won't

Do you want a kit kat?

Are you having a sandwich?

A few crisps?

They're nice, I've got some Tyrells

Do you want a brew?

Yeah, that'd be nice

*Tottles in with tray

Here you are, I've put you a Blue Riband on

I have similar conversations with my mum but about clothes

Mum: aren't you cold in that outfit

Me: no it's 29 degrees

Mum: well I'm freezing put a cardigan on

Me: I'm not cold

Mum: well you look cold to me

To my dad :put the heating on she's cold

If I went round now, I bet they'd have the fire on

"Have it on low, so it just 'airs the room' "

For 'airs the room' read 'Saharan temperatures'

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"Conversations with my Mum go something like this:

Have you put weight on again?

Probably

Oh, Stephen, don't get big again, it's not good for you

I know, I won't

Do you want a kit kat?

Are you having a sandwich?

A few crisps?

They're nice, I've got some Tyrells

Do you want a brew?

Yeah, that'd be nice

*Tottles in with tray

Here you are, I've put you a Blue Riband on "

This is hilarious simply because it’s so true!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Aww lovely...I bet she can't wait to see you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First thing she said was I could have had a shave, don't think she likes the new look

the first thing my mum does is look me up and down then critique my outfit.

If she could only see some of the stuff I wear

Yours too?

I popped round yesterday in a 'summer shirt'

Have you had a new shirt?

Yeah, I got it from TK Maxx a few weeks ago

It's nice, it's light, nice for this weather, looks a bit like a blouse though

Then tottled off into the kitchen

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"First thing she said was I could have had a shave, don't think she likes the new look

the first thing my mum does is look me up and down then critique my outfit.

If she could only see some of the stuff I wear

Yours too?

I popped round yesterday in a 'summer shirt'

Have you had a new shirt?

Yeah, I got it from TK Maxx a few weeks ago

It's nice, it's light, nice for this weather, looks a bit like a blouse though

Then tottled off into the kitchen

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Lanzarote

Love my mum to bits but i expect to get critised from the minute I walk through the door. My hair always gets mentioned as apparently I am too old for long hair and should get it cut short like my sister as she always looks lovely.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

My mum buys me shopping and tries to force money onto me. She's convinced I am constantly broke.

I love her with all my heart so I don't whine too much about the way she shows her love, just roll my eyes and take the piss out of how short she is.

I hope you had a fantastic time and enjoyed all the fuss AC!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"First thing she said was I could have had a shave, don't think she likes the new look

the first thing my mum does is look me up and down then critique my outfit.

If she could only see some of the stuff I wear

Even more worryingly, where do you think you inherited your spicy appetite from!? "

oh definitely my paternal grandmother.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Conversations with my Mum go something like this:

Have you put weight on again?

Probably

Oh, Stephen, don't get big again, it's not good for you

I know, I won't

Do you want a kit kat?

Are you having a sandwich?

A few crisps?

They're nice, I've got some Tyrells

Do you want a brew?

Yeah, that'd be nice

*Tottles in with tray

Here you are, I've put you a Blue Riband on

I have similar conversations with my mum but about clothes

Mum: aren't you cold in that outfit

Me: no it's 29 degrees

Mum: well I'm freezing put a cardigan on

Me: I'm not cold

Mum: well you look cold to me

To my dad :put the heating on she's cold

If I went round now, I bet they'd have the fire on

"Have it on low, so it just 'airs the room' "

For 'airs the room' read 'Saharan temperatures' "

yep

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By *angero3aMan
over a year ago

swords

yes enjoy every minuet with your mum . wish i could sent one day with my wonderful mum but she not here now . love you mum.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Enjoy OP. I’m up with my Dad for the first time in a year and I think it’s the best time we’ve spent together in a very long time, we have had a strained relationship through adulthood.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Enjoy OP. I’m up with my Dad for the first time in a year and I think it’s the best time we’ve spent together in a very long time, we have had a strained relationship through adulthood. "

Ah that’s good to hear Spurs

have a lovely time x

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