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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are you a twerker? Can you shake what your momma gave you ?

Also, what is for breakfast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a shit twerker tbh but I make great eggs for breakfast

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

No and whatever you're cooking xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a shit twerker tbh but I make great eggs for breakfast

How do you like your eggs? Fertilised? Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe

And 2 fried eggs on toast

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No and whatever you're cooking xx"

Scrambled tofu with vegetables, proper healthy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No and what is this mention of breakfast?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe

And 2 fried eggs on toast "

Sunny side up

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'm a white bitch. Majority of us can't twerk and that's my case too.

Also...bacon butties

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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I have tried to learn how to twerk so many times and I just can't seem to! It's so frustrating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t twerk for shit but can shake my bum in other ways nicely x

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'm a white bitch. Majority of us can't twerk and that's my case too.

Also...bacon butties

But you do have a fantastic wiggle

LvM

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Garden of Eden

I cause an earthquake if I tried with the size of my arse!

Scrambled egg on toast please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't twerk, I can really shake my bum properly as it's so sodding flat (yet wide)...grrr

NBVN x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I can't twerk, I can really shake my bum properly as it's so sodding flat (yet wide)...grrr

NBVN x"

Still very squeezable though

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Can't twerk for shit even though I have the ass just don't have the coordination

And it was a maccies breakfast courtesy of the boss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have tried to learn how to twerk so many times and I just can't seem to! It's so frustrating

Perhaps I should offer a class

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't twerk, I can really shake my bum properly as it's so sodding flat (yet wide)...grrr

NBVN x"

Well I am enjoying the view

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't twerk for shit even though I have the ass just don't have the coordination

And it was a maccies breakfast courtesy of the boss "

I concur….. you have the ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't twerk, I can really shake my bum properly as it's so sodding flat (yet wide)...grrr

NBVN x

Well I am enjoying the view

Ooh thank you... and ditto

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer the Lindy Hop!

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Damn right I can, breakfast was waffles with banana and honey it’s the weekend after all x

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By *vriderMan
over a year ago

Chester

I don't have enough of an ass to twerk, I'd love some bacon butties though!!

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By *uyforfun88869Man
over a year ago

Leigh

Great tune by UFO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great tune by UFO

Totally agree, have performed it many times over the years!

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