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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The god or goddess of?

I would be the Goddess of vodka drinkers

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

The goddess of cock sucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The God of being average at everything I set out to do

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By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport

The god of themes

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Ze goddess of style

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Plums.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I'd be the goddess of erotica, incorporating erotic readings for all those pseudo-intellectuals who are too intelligent for mere visual porn and need an altogether more scintillating and stimulating experience.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

The Lego God

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’ll be the goddess of sarcasm

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"The god or goddess of?

I would be the Goddess of vodka drinkers "

Straight or mixed....I'm a vodka woman

Dash of in mine...slice and a little ice.

I hate it when they drown it im mixer

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Coke *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goddess of whatever you desire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God of consistently fucking up

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By *BWBI2019Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Well, my name is the same as the Goddess of the moon so I'll take that one!

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By *KNKWoman
over a year ago

Paisley

I am the goddess of alcohol

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Goddess of the vibe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God of Fire.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Are we talking Greek or Roman here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like Madonna, I would stick with just the first name.

The Goddess.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I'd be the goddess of erotica, incorporating erotic readings for all those pseudo-intellectuals who are too intelligent for mere visual porn and need an altogether more scintillating and stimulating experience."

You can read to me while Evie is busy ....erm .. elsewhere

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

I am the god of hellfire and I bring you.... FIRE!!!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Kinda wished I picked something more exotic than plums now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kinda wished I picked something more exotic than plums now "

First answer only.

You wanted plums, you got plums

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By *rya MyneWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I'd be the goddess of erotica, incorporating erotic readings for all those pseudo-intellectuals who are too intelligent for mere visual porn and need an altogether more scintillating and stimulating experience."

Where do I sign?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Kinda wished I picked something more exotic than plums now

First answer only.

You wanted plums, you got plums "

I see we’ve found the goddess of no second chances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Procrastination

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kinda wished I picked something more exotic than plums now

First answer only.

You wanted plums, you got plums

I see we’ve found the goddess of no second chances "

You got me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be the goddess of erotica, incorporating erotic readings for all those pseudo-intellectuals who are too intelligent for mere visual porn and need an altogether more scintillating and stimulating experience.

Where do I sign? "

My buttocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The goddess of cock sucking "

I’d quite like to be the god of cock sucking and sit beside you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The God of Pancreas' so I could eat as much cake as I wanted and never get Diabetes

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"The goddess of cock sucking

I’d quite like to be the god of cock sucking and sit beside you! "

We shall serve on high sucking cocks together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

goddess of bending over

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"goddess of bending over "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The goddess of typos

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

My “friend” wants to be known as the god with the comfy face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goddess of that bootay.. worship my throne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"goddess of bending over

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Ha ha I thought it was a good one as well sis xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The goddess of cock sucking

I’d quite like to be the god of cock sucking and sit beside you!

We shall serve on high sucking cocks together "

It would make a change for the god and goddess to be the ones on their knees

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I'd be the goddess of erotica, incorporating erotic readings for all those pseudo-intellectuals who are too intelligent for mere visual porn and need an altogether more scintillating and stimulating experience.

Where do I sign?

My buttocks "

Oi, get your own deity identity!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The goddess of cock sucking "

Dammit. I got in too late

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"God of consistently fucking up "

You'd better not be...my expectations are high

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The god of good intentions

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My “friend” wants to be known as the god with the comfy face "

Your 'friend' can also be plums

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By *_elia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Goddess of pure evil...

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

God of disco dancing with a throbbing hard-on. I'd say I own that already.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"goddess of bending over

Ha ha I thought it was a good one as well sis xx"

It was x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God of consistently fucking up

You'd better not be...my expectations are high "

For you it'll be the god of hearts desire x

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"My “friend” wants to be known as the god with the comfy face

Your 'friend' can also be plums "

Fuuuuuuuuuck

((Are greengages on offer, they’re a type of plum after all))

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"God of consistently fucking up

You'd better not be...my expectations are high

For you it'll be the god of hearts desire x"

Oh you smooth charmer, I can't wait till the date

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"God of disco dancing with a throbbing hard-on. I'd say I own that already. "

This definitely needs video evidence

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"God of disco dancing with a throbbing hard-on. I'd say I own that already. "

Do you require a dance partner? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God of consistently fucking up

You'd better not be...my expectations are high

For you it'll be the god of hearts desire x

Oh you smooth charmer, I can't wait till the date "

Its going to be an epic day, been ages since I've worn a kilt x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"God of consistently fucking up

You'd better not be...my expectations are high

For you it'll be the god of hearts desire x

Oh you smooth charmer, I can't wait till the date

Its going to be an epic day, been ages since I've worn a kilt x"

Make sure you wash your bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The goddess of cock sucking

Dammit. I got in too late "

The pantheon of cock sucking requires a host of cock hungry god and goddesses. There are a lot of cocks about!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"God of consistently fucking up

You'd better not be...my expectations are high

For you it'll be the god of hearts desire x

Oh you smooth charmer, I can't wait till the date

Its going to be an epic day, been ages since I've worn a kilt x"

Well I've already seen what's underneath x

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

I’d be the goddess of Love I’d be spreading this love to those I felt deserve this beautiful emotion.

Just the Traffic Wardens today …they ensure good traffic flow through our Towns and Cities. I can’t think of anyone else who deserves our love more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God of consistently fucking up

You'd better not be...my expectations are high

For you it'll be the god of hearts desire x

Oh you smooth charmer, I can't wait till the date

Its going to be an epic day, been ages since I've worn a kilt x

Well I've already seen what's underneath x"

As recently as this morning x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"God of consistently fucking up

You'd better not be...my expectations are high

For you it'll be the god of hearts desire x

Oh you smooth charmer, I can't wait till the date

Its going to be an epic day, been ages since I've worn a kilt x

Well I've already seen what's underneath x

As recently as this morning x"

Couldn't see this morning because of the blindfold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God of consistently fucking up

You'd better not be...my expectations are high

For you it'll be the god of hearts desire x

Oh you smooth charmer, I can't wait till the date

Its going to be an epic day, been ages since I've worn a kilt x

Well I've already seen what's underneath x

As recently as this morning x

Couldn't see this morning because of the blindfold "

Talking of blindfold, how did you get untied after I went to work?

I know your supple, but not double jointed!! x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"God of consistently fucking up

You'd better not be...my expectations are high

For you it'll be the god of hearts desire x

Oh you smooth charmer, I can't wait till the date

Its going to be an epic day, been ages since I've worn a kilt x

Well I've already seen what's underneath x

As recently as this morning x

Couldn't see this morning because of the blindfold

Talking of blindfold, how did you get untied after I went to work?

I know your supple, but not double jointed!! x"

The milkman untied me

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan
over a year ago

buckinghamshire


"God of disco dancing with a throbbing hard-on. I'd say I own that already.

Do you require a dance partner? X"

I do. Question. how are you negotiating around a horizontal dance pole ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God of consistently fucking up

You'd better not be...my expectations are high

For you it'll be the god of hearts desire x

Oh you smooth charmer, I can't wait till the date

Its going to be an epic day, been ages since I've worn a kilt x

Well I've already seen what's underneath x

As recently as this morning x

Couldn't see this morning because of the blindfold

Talking of blindfold, how did you get untied after I went to work?

I know your supple, but not double jointed!! x

The milkman untied me "

Wait, what? We have a milkman? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"God of consistently fucking up

You'd better not be...my expectations are high

For you it'll be the god of hearts desire x

Oh you smooth charmer, I can't wait till the date

Its going to be an epic day, been ages since I've worn a kilt x

Well I've already seen what's underneath x

As recently as this morning x

Couldn't see this morning because of the blindfold

Talking of blindfold, how did you get untied after I went to work?

I know your supple, but not double jointed!! x"

Erm get a room will ya!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d be the goddess of Love I’d be spreading this love to those I felt deserve this beautiful emotion.

Just the Traffic Wardens today …they ensure good traffic flow through our Towns and Cities. I can’t think of anyone else who deserves our love more "

Traffic wardens?

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By *isces WomanWoman
over a year ago

West London

The goddess of massage

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"God of consistently fucking up

You'd better not be...my expectations are high

For you it'll be the god of hearts desire x

Oh you smooth charmer, I can't wait till the date

Its going to be an epic day, been ages since I've worn a kilt x

Well I've already seen what's underneath x

As recently as this morning x

Couldn't see this morning because of the blindfold

Talking of blindfold, how did you get untied after I went to work?

I know your supple, but not double jointed!! x

Erm get a room will ya! "

We have but its not available till September

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan
over a year ago

buckinghamshire


"I’d be the goddess of Love I’d be spreading this love to those I felt deserve this beautiful emotion.

Just the Traffic Wardens today …they ensure good traffic flow through our Towns and Cities. I can’t think of anyone else who deserves our love more

Traffic wardens? "

They certainly never signed up for love lol.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"God of consistently fucking up

You'd better not be...my expectations are high

For you it'll be the god of hearts desire x

Oh you smooth charmer, I can't wait till the date

Its going to be an epic day, been ages since I've worn a kilt x

Well I've already seen what's underneath x

As recently as this morning x

Couldn't see this morning because of the blindfold

Talking of blindfold, how did you get untied after I went to work?

I know your supple, but not double jointed!! x

The milkman untied me

Wait, what? We have a milkman? x"

Errmmm no I meant I untied myself x

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire


"I’d be the goddess of Love I’d be spreading this love to those I felt deserve this beautiful emotion.

Just the Traffic Wardens today …they ensure good traffic flow through our Towns and Cities. I can’t think of anyone else who deserves our love more

Traffic wardens?

They certainly never signed up for love lol. "

so cynical…. No love for you two ..24 hour ban

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God of consistently fucking up

You'd better not be...my expectations are high

For you it'll be the god of hearts desire x

Oh you smooth charmer, I can't wait till the date

Its going to be an epic day, been ages since I've worn a kilt x

Well I've already seen what's underneath x

As recently as this morning x

Couldn't see this morning because of the blindfold

Talking of blindfold, how did you get untied after I went to work?

I know your supple, but not double jointed!! x

The milkman untied me

Wait, what? We have a milkman? x

Errmmm no I meant I untied myself x"

Good, because for one moment I thought I'd left door open x

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"God of disco dancing with a throbbing hard-on. I'd say I own that already.

Do you require a dance partner? X

I do. Question. how are you negotiating around a horizontal dance pole ? "

I’d rather show you the description wouldn’t do it justice

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Wind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m claiming multiple Goddess status..

Ass swaying..

Cock sucking

On top fucking…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m claiming multiple Goddess status..

Ass swaying..

Cock sucking

On top fucking…"

The holy trinity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The god of fab rejection

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

The goddess of positivity

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"The goddess of positivity "

You'd be the godess of effortless beauty

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

God of thought. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The god of useless facts.

On that note, here is one - a group of baboons are called a congress

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