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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'd have pool tables and they'd be no fucking on them!

C'mon not the pool table..surely...you'll just ruin them!

If you ran a club what would or wouldn't be allowed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There would be no sex, just swings

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’d make sure the towels were soft and fluffy …. Club towels are usually scratchy and cheap!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I'd have pool tables and they'd be no fucking on them!

C'mon not the pool table..surely...you'll just ruin them!

If you ran a club what would or wouldn't be allowed? "

Make sure you pot the right balls

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I'd have pool tables and they'd be no fucking on them!

C'mon not the pool table..surely...you'll just ruin them!

If you ran a club what would or wouldn't be allowed?

Make sure you pot the right balls "

I best wear my glasses

I should be alright... unless they've become too steamed up to see through

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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I'd actually love to see a zero alcohol club...I don't like playing with or around inebriated people

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I’d have stand up urinals for the ladies.

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility


"I’d make sure the towels were soft and fluffy …. Club towels are usually scratchy and cheap! "

I always take my own

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I’d have stand up urinals for the ladies. "

I can piss with the best of them!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

A naughty corner… for those who don’t know how to behave

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

No beds....sex swings all round

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Another vote for no alcohol.

I'd also ban Ann Summers and Love Honey lingerie. Just because.

There would be monthly theme nights. Like Star Trek. LotR. Cheese.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I’d have stand up urinals for the ladies.

I can piss with the best of them! "

You sure can cheeks

#goannabelle

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"A naughty corner… for those who don’t know how to behave "

Is that good naughty or bad naughty.

Only when I'm good I'm good but when I'm bad i'm better (love that quote)

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Another vote for no alcohol.

I'd also ban Ann Summers and Love Honey lingerie. Just because.

There would be monthly theme nights. Like Star Trek. LotR. Cheese.

"

It’s so itchy…. Ooft

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"A naughty corner… for those who don’t know how to behave

Is that good naughty or bad naughty.

Only when I'm good I'm good but when I'm bad i'm better (love that quote) "

Let’s have two, those who are good naughty and those that just don’t know how to behave

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"I'd have pool tables and they'd be no fucking on them!

C'mon not the pool table..surely...you'll just ruin them!

If you ran a club what would or wouldn't be allowed? "

I’d make sure I had enough cash to change the hot tub filters after they get clogged with wax

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Woman after my own heart op. No fucking or drinks on the pool tables.

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Have a few glory holes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A stripper night.. men get their kit off to leave your hat on, women strip to pony and then they all have one big live sex show for your viewing pleasure.

You're welcome.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Pool tables are always a plus and decent cues

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Pool tables are always a plus and decent cues "

Definitely..there's nothing more disappointing...your balls are all set and there's no tip on a cue

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

You just know that the cues will go missing and you will have to go and pull them out of someone’s chuff

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

There’s a pool table at Cupid’s

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Another vote for no alcohol.

I'd also ban Ann Summers and Love Honey lingerie. Just because.

There would be monthly theme nights. Like Star Trek. LotR. Cheese.

"

Cheese! Fuck yes.

I'd have loads of squashy sofas and beanbags, and folk could hang out there in pjs, or underwear, or naked

Mrs TMN x

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"I'd actually love to see a zero alcohol club...I don't like playing with or around inebriated people "

Agree

On site masseur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww but I would look so good bent over the pool table ha ha

And also I would have a play room with one way mirrors all around so people can watch but the people playing can’t see them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Another vote for no alcohol.

I'd also ban Ann Summers and Love Honey lingerie. Just because.

There would be monthly theme nights. Like Star Trek. LotR. Cheese.

Cheese! Fuck yes.

I'd have loads of squashy sofas and beanbags, and folk could hang out there in pjs, or underwear, or naked

Mrs TMN x"

This sounds amazing, please can you open this in this best city of the world and serve fresh butteries for post sex munching?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd actually love to see a zero alcohol club...I don't like playing with or around inebriated people "

This

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Another vote for no alcohol.

I'd also ban Ann Summers and Love Honey lingerie. Just because.

There would be monthly theme nights. Like Star Trek. LotR. Cheese.

Cheese! Fuck yes.

I'd have loads of squashy sofas and beanbags, and folk could hang out there in pjs, or underwear, or naked

Mrs TMN x

This sounds amazing, please can you open this in this best city of the world and serve fresh butteries for post sex munching? "

I mean, let's not kid ourselves, this is actually what I want my house to be like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A heated swimming pool

They have one at The Greenhouse in Darlaston, but it's never warm enough

Something very liberating about jumping nekkid into water

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I'd like to see a holding pen too so the play rooms don't get overrun with towel twitchers - only x amount allowed into the play area at any one time

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I'm with those that said no booze too - or at least a two drink limit and nothing more than 20% alcohol

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I don't think my club would be too popular

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"A heated swimming pool

They have one at The Greenhouse in Darlaston, but it's never warm enough

Something very liberating about jumping nekkid into water

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I'd like to see a holding pen too so the play rooms don't get overrun with towel twitchers - only x amount allowed into the play area at any one time

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I'm with those that said no booze too - or at least a two drink limit and nothing more than 20% alcohol

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I don't think my club would be too popular "

Yes....think I'll stick to my own

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"A heated swimming pool

They have one at The Greenhouse in Darlaston, but it's never warm enough

Something very liberating about jumping nekkid into water

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I'd like to see a holding pen too so the play rooms don't get overrun with towel twitchers - only x amount allowed into the play area at any one time

---

I'm with those that said no booze too - or at least a two drink limit and nothing more than 20% alcohol

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I don't think my club would be too popular "

Will it have a pool table?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A heated swimming pool

They have one at The Greenhouse in Darlaston, but it's never warm enough

Something very liberating about jumping nekkid into water

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I'd like to see a holding pen too so the play rooms don't get overrun with towel twitchers - only x amount allowed into the play area at any one time

---

I'm with those that said no booze too - or at least a two drink limit and nothing more than 20% alcohol

---

I don't think my club would be too popular

Will it have a pool table? "

Three

Two for anyone to use and one for you and your opponents of choice

They can shag on the other two, but not yours

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"A heated swimming pool

They have one at The Greenhouse in Darlaston, but it's never warm enough

Something very liberating about jumping nekkid into water

---

I'd like to see a holding pen too so the play rooms don't get overrun with towel twitchers - only x amount allowed into the play area at any one time

---

I'm with those that said no booze too - or at least a two drink limit and nothing more than 20% alcohol

---

I don't think my club would be too popular

Will it have a pool table?

Three

Two for anyone to use and one for you and your opponents of choice

They can shag on the other two, but not yours "

Sign me up....right now

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I’d make sure the towels were soft and fluffy …. Club towels are usually scratchy and cheap!

I always take my own "

Oh I never thought of that

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

A Zombie lane, a bit like a cycle lane but down the hallway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would ban that wonko bloke

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I would ban that wonko bloke "

I'm on it

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I would ban that wonko bloke "

You can have a life membership...if you not so hard on yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would ban that wonko bloke

I'm on it "

Good girl

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By *BWBI2019Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I'd actually love to see a zero alcohol club...I don't like playing with or around inebriated people "

I would definitely be up for that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would ban that wonko bloke

You can have a life membership...if you not so hard on yourself "

Why would you want to do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have post sex warm brownies and icecream

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Another vote for no alcohol.

I'd also ban Ann Summers and Love Honey lingerie. Just because.

There would be monthly theme nights. Like Star Trek. LotR. Cheese.

"

That's me walking around naked then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another vote for no alcohol.

I'd also ban Ann Summers and Love Honey lingerie. Just because.

There would be monthly theme nights. Like Star Trek. LotR. Cheese.

That's me walking around naked then "

You wouldn't be the only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pool yes

Also top DJ’s, music makes the mood so best soul, reggae and funky jazz please.

Ban the word ‘swinger’ , it’s just adults enjoying themselves and other people.

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