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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the most useless talent you have?

For me I can spin a hula hoop for one hour without it falling to the floor

Let's know your useless talent!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I can lick my nipples

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I have zero talent.

My talent is I am the most boring man ever.

Quote courtesy of my wife

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can lick my nipples "
better if someone else licks them tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have zero talent.

My talent is I am the most boring man ever.

Quote courtesy of my wife "

oh no

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I am great cake maker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am great cake maker "
coffee and walnut by any chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can fit a catloc on a sprinter with my eyes closed.

Not only a useless talent, a talent I also doubt most people will even know what it is

Other than that I can wiggle my ears independently without moving anything else

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I am great cake maker coffee and walnut by any chance "

Can do any combination you wish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can fit a catloc on a sprinter with my eyes closed.

Not only a useless talent, a talent I also doubt most people will even know what it is

Other than that I can wiggle my ears independently without moving anything else "

Nope don't know what that is!

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

I can pick up a rugby ball with my arse crack

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

My thumbs bend right back to right angles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm good at making tea, but I don't drink tea...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am great cake maker coffee and walnut by any chance

Can do any combination you wish "

i can't make a cake to serve my life hahaha..if I do its best served with custard to hide the lame cake

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton


"I am great cake maker coffee and walnut by any chance

Can do any combination you wish "

Carrot cake or coffee and walnut.... Could have them for pudding

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I am great cake maker coffee and walnut by any chance

Can do any combination you wish i can't make a cake to serve my life hahaha..if I do its best served with custard to hide the lame cake "

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I am great cake maker coffee and walnut by any chance

Can do any combination you wish

Carrot cake or coffee and walnut.... Could have them for pudding "

Carrot should never ever be put in a cake

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By *ondonerMan
over a year ago

London / Essex borders

I can lick the tip of my nose with ease..

Oh, and I can shake my eyes, which really freaks people out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Licking my own nipples!

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton


"I am great cake maker coffee and walnut by any chance

Can do any combination you wish

Carrot cake or coffee and walnut.... Could have them for pudding

Carrot should never ever be put in a cake "

Ok ok forget the carrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Licking my own nipples!"
. That’s hardly a useless talent!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can lick the tip of my nose with ease..

Oh, and I can shake my eyes, which really freaks people out "

yeah that'd freak me out too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can raise eyebrows individually...absolutely fecking useless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Licking my own nipples!. That’s hardly a useless talent! "

Prefer someone else to do the licking ..... useless in that it does nothing for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can raise eyebrows individually...absolutely fecking useless "
lol but kinda impressive too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can find the corners of furnitute in the dark - with my toes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can find the corners of furnitute in the dark - with my toes "
ohh ouchy!

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By *ush12345Woman
over a year ago

Northwich

The only thing I can do really well is but on weight, when I am on a diet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can raise eyebrows individually...absolutely fecking useless lol but kinda impressive too "

Easy pleased I see

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