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"Yes" Use the biggest dildo on him x | |||
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"Yes " The biggest pole x | |||
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"Yes Use the biggest dildo on him x"  if you insist!! | |||
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"Yes. He'd be blindfolded tho and I'd have a huge bear for my stand in. He'd fall in love with me and be my groupy but i'd leave him in a brown bin .... and he'd cry." Hes stole your knickers  | |||
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"Yes. He'd be blindfolded tho and I'd have a huge bear for my stand in. He'd fall in love with me and be my groupy but i'd leave him in a brown bin .... and he'd cry." Please make this happen Granny!!! | |||
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"Yes Use the biggest dildo on him x if you insist!! " | |||
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"Everyone else will so why not " We could take it in turns  | |||
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"Everyone else will so why not " You can just fuck him | |||
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"Hell yeah....just say the word...strap on at the ready...Where's he hiding? "Let's find him x | |||
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"WTF I turn my back for 5 minutes "Lube your self up Princess x | |||
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"WTF I turn my back for 5 minutes "That's exactly how my bear gets to bum you | |||
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"WTF I turn my back for 5 minutes
That's exactly how my bear gets to bum you" | |||
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"Hell yeah....just say the word...strap on at the ready...Where's he hiding?
Let's find him x"You check over there..I'll check over yonder  xx | |||
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"WTF I turn my back for 5 minutes
That's exactly how my bear gets to bum you"When you say ‘bear’ you mean a hairy man don’t you? | |||
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"Hell yeah....just say the word...strap on at the ready...Where's he hiding?
Let's find him x
You check over there..I'll check over yonder xx"Hes here waiting | |||
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"Only if he asks nicely. And shaves first. "I'm asking for him you game? | |||
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"Yes  "You can spoon him and lift his leg up | |||
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"Everyone else will so why not " I'll just sit and watch. | |||
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"WTF I turn my back for 5 minutes
That's exactly how my bear gets to bum you
When you say ‘bear’ you mean a hairy man don’t you? "Grizzled | |||
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You can spoon him and lift his leg up
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"Only if he asks nicely. And shaves first.
I'm asking for him you game?"Game on | |||
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"WTF I turn my back for 5 minutes "Ahh there you are! I have something for you  | |||
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"WTF I turn my back for 5 minutes "You're gonna need longer than 5 minutes with this queue. | |||
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You can spoon him and lift his leg up
Deal!!" | |||
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"Only if he asks nicely. And shaves first.
I'm asking for him you game?
Game on " | |||
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"WTF I turn my back for 5 minutes
Ahh there you are!
I have something for you " | |||
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"WTF I turn my back for 5 minutes
That's exactly how my bear gets to bum you
When you say ‘bear’ you mean a hairy man don’t you? "Uhmmmmmmmm i'll consider that too | |||
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"Everyone else will so why not I'll just sit and watch." You can film it all | |||
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"WTF I turn my back for 5 minutes
That's exactly how my bear gets to bum you
When you say ‘bear’ you mean a hairy man don’t you?
Uhmmmmmmmm i'll consider that too " | |||
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"WTF I turn my back for 5 minutes
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"He seems a nice bloke so I’ll hold his hand while the bumming commences "Then bum him? | |||
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"He seems a nice bloke so I’ll hold his hand while the bumming commences "It starts with hand holding | |||
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"Strictly platonic! "No | |||
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"Yea abs no he can bum me  "Oh he will x | |||
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"Yea abs no he can bum me "He ain't got abs | |||
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"Yea abs no he can bum me
He ain't got abs
"Meant and lol bashing phone to fast lol and sounds good to me I shour we can share sis lol xxx | |||
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"Yea abs no he can bum me
He ain't got abs
Meant and lol bashing phone to fast lol and sounds good to me I shour we can share sis lol xxx"Girl hes yours whip him first then mount him x | |||
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"Yea abs no he can bum me
He ain't got abs
Meant and lol bashing phone to fast lol and sounds good to me I shour we can share sis lol xxx
Girl hes yours whip him first then mount him x"FFS I’m not a horse | |||
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"I know your spying in this thread Mystique Salavating "*on | |||
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"Yea abs no he can bum me
He ain't got abs
Meant and lol bashing phone to fast lol and sounds good to me I shour we can share sis lol xxx
Girl hes yours whip him first then mount him x
FFS I’m not a horse " | |||
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"I know your spying in this thread Mystique Salavating "Eff Off | |||
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"I know your spying in this thread Mystique Salavating
Eff Off "Giddy up | |||
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"Yea abs no he can bum me
He ain't got abs
Meant and lol bashing phone to fast lol and sounds good to me I shour we can share sis lol xxx
Girl hes yours whip him first then mount him x"Ha ha sounds good to ha ha | |||
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"Yeah why not, I don't have anything else planned
LvM"Grab him x | |||
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"Yea abs no he can bum me
He ain't got abs
Meant and lol bashing phone to fast lol and sounds good to me I shour we can share sis lol xxx
Girl hes yours whip him first then mount him x
Ha ha sounds good to ha ha "Bite his cock | |||
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"Go easy on him guys hes farting " Early signs of prolapse? Go easy on him Yas x | |||
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"He’s gonna need a beer and a cuddle after you animals are done with him " | |||
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"Go easy on him guys hes farting Early signs of prolapse? Go easy on him Yas x" | |||
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"I know your spying in this thread Mystique Salavating
Eff Off " | |||
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"At least twice and very hard. " Very hard x | |||
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Good you can use the hose x"Hahahaha my pleasure. This is why he loves you so much | |||
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"In a beat
Good you can use the hose x
Hahahaha my pleasure.
This is why he loves you so much " | |||
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"I'd at least expect him to buy dinner first "He cant eat | |||
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"I'd at least expect him to buy dinner first "Unless you like that | |||
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"Is he Mr Mystique or Mr Mustique? Cos if its a typo and he owns a Carribean Island then yeah ok why not "Mystique | |||
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"Is he Mr Mystique or Mr Mustique? Cos if its a typo and he owns a Carribean Island then yeah ok why not
Mystique "Ok looks like Im staying a bumming virgin then | |||
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"Is he Mr Mystique or Mr Mustique? Cos if its a typo and he owns a Carribean Island then yeah ok why not
Mystique
Ok looks like Im staying a bumming virgin then "He will bum you | |||
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I knew you had strap on’s, I just knew it "Damn it…I didn’t want you to find out about my secret stash until after we met 
Guess the cats out of the bag!!! | |||
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"In a beat
I knew you had strap on’s, I just knew it
Damn it…I didn’t want you to find out about my secret stash until after we met
Guess the cats out of the bag!!! "And the double intruder by the sound of it | |||
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"Nah have you seen the queue, his bum will be like a gapping bin by the time they’ve finished " | |||
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"Good luck buddy!!!
"Your up next x | |||
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"No" | |||
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"I mean I have the perfect thing here for it "What x | |||
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"I mean I have the perfect thing here for it "Promise you'll give it to him good! | |||
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"I mean I have the perfect thing here for it
Promise you'll give it to him good! " | |||
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"I mean I have the perfect thing here for it "Can we see? | |||
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"It’ll be like throwing a sausage down the M6 when you’ve finished "Hows ya hole? | |||
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"It’ll be like throwing a sausage down the M6 when you’ve finished "I did offer to hold your hand to help you through it mate but it was frowned upon! | |||
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"It’ll be like throwing a sausage down the M6 when you’ve finished
Hows ya hole?"Wide | |||
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"It’ll be like throwing a sausage down the M6 when you’ve finished I did offer to hold your hand to help you through it mate but it was frowned upon! "Yeah hold his hand then slip it in | |||
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"It’ll be like throwing a sausage down the M6 when you’ve finished
Hows ya hole?
Wide "Are you ok xxx | |||
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"It’ll be like throwing a sausage down the M6 when you’ve finished I did offer to hold your hand to help you through it mate but it was frowned upon! "I’ll just need general anaesthetic I think | |||
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"Good luck buddy!!!
Your up next x"Mystique enjoys it more! He can have mine too | |||
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"Good luck buddy!!!
Your up next x
Mystique enjoys it more!
He can have mine too"Your what? | |||
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"Good luck buddy!!!
Your up next x
Mystique enjoys it more!
He can have mine too"No no no, I wouldn’t dream of spoiling your fun | |||
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"Good luck buddy!!!
Your up next x
Mystique enjoys it more!
He can have mine too
No no no, I dream of spearing your bum "
You have some fucked up dreams!!! | |||
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"Imagine, mystique after so much bumming, and the a horny newbie walks in… "Then you bum him | |||
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"Imagine, mystique after so much bumming, and the a horny newbie walks in…
Then you bum him"Maybe he’s looking to get bummed too?? | |||
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"Imagine, mystique after so much bumming, and the a horny newbie walks in…
Then you bum him
Maybe he’s looking to get bummed too??"I think he is x | |||
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"Hmmm maybe. What do I get in return?" His hole | |||
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"Only if he passed my scratch & sniff test before the bumming commenced" He stinks Love | |||
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"Hmmm maybe. What do I get in return? His hole " In that case... I'll just watch | |||
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"Hmmm maybe. What do I get in return? His hole In that case... I'll just watch " | |||
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"Hmmm maybe. What do I get in return? His hole In that case... I'll just watch "Dont blame you dont ask what it looks like | |||
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"Bum him? In." Good x | |||
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"Bum him?" Only if he agrees to let me watch him fuck a watermelon in return. | |||
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"Only if he bummed me too "He will | |||
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"Bum him? Only if he agrees to let me watch him fuck a watermelon in return. " His willy has shrunk so he cant yet | |||
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"I'm game! " And him | |||
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Or smash his back doors in! | |||
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"Cavity Search!!
Or smash his back doors in! "The second | |||
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"Bum
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"It’ll be like throwing a sausage down the M6 when you’ve finished I did offer to hold your hand to help you through it mate but it was frowned upon!
I’ll just need general anaesthetic I think "and a years worth of counselling! | |||
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"It’ll be like throwing a sausage down the M6 when you’ve finished I did offer to hold your hand to help you through it mate but it was frowned upon!
I’ll just need general anaesthetic I think
and a years worth of counselling! "Eat your cherries you x | |||
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"Bum
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Yeah bum him xx "He didn't like it the first time! | |||
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"Bum
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Yeah bum him xx
He didn't like it the first time! "Buy him flowers x | |||
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"Bum
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Yeah bum him xx
He didn't like it the first time!
Buy him flowers x"I did that before. He just showed me his gaping bum hole and I said, haven't you got a vase ? | |||
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"Bum
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Yeah bum him xx
He didn't like it the first time!
Buy him flowers x
I did that before. He just showed me his gaping bum hole and I said, haven't you got a vase ? " | |||
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"and a years worth of counselling!
Eat your cherries you x" | |||
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"Bum him? Only if he agrees to let me watch him fuck a watermelon in return. His willy has shrunk so he cant yet" Dam. Will have to be a melon ball then like you get in desserts. Is it doable then? | |||
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"and a years worth of counselling!
Eat your cherries you x
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"Bum him? Only if he agrees to let me watch him fuck a watermelon in return. His willy has shrunk so he cant yet Dam. Will have to be a melon ball then like you get in desserts. Is it doable then? " Yes x | |||
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"Again? " Yes | |||
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"Hes having a break will continue after 7 tonight " | |||
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"You trying to get a ‘part 2’ out of this one?" Nope | |||
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"Hes having a break will continue after 7 tonight " | |||
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"You trying to get a ‘part 2’ out of this one?" Maybe a regular thread | |||
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"You trying to get a ‘part 2’ out of this one? Maybe a regular thread" Mystique Bumday? | |||
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"You trying to get a ‘part 2’ out of this one? Maybe a regular thread Mystique Bumday?" That's the one xx | |||
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"You trying to get a ‘part 2’ out of this one?" That's what hes been doing running the loo | |||
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"No!" In that case I'll bum him twice. | |||
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"No! In that case I'll bum him twice." You can have him, oh and by the way ya dumped now! | |||
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"You trying to get a ‘part 2’ out of this one? That's what hes been doing running the loo " | |||
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"No! In that case I'll bum him twice. You can have him, oh and by the way ya dumped now!" It's only a couple of bums. | |||
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"No! In that case I'll bum him twice. You can have him, oh and by the way ya dumped now! It's only a couple of bums." At least I've told you! So suck it up buttercup! | |||
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"No! In that case I'll bum him twice. You can have him, oh and by the way ya dumped now! It's only a couple of bums. At least I've told you! So suck it up buttercup!" I live by the pork sword, I'll die by the pork sword. | |||
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"No! In that case I'll bum him twice. You can have him, oh and by the way ya dumped now! It's only a couple of bums. At least I've told you! So suck it up buttercup! I live by the pork sword, I'll die by the pork sword." You'll get a bitch slap soon. | |||
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"So the mysteries of how Fab operates is finally solved! After countless “look at me”, rate my profile, or “what’s your favourite mug” threads…. If you want to get a meet. Simply ask Yasmeen to post asking people to bum you!!!! #gameover "I don't think she likes me so I'll pass | |||
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