FabSwingers.com forum: What item of food would you describe yourself as...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And why?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’d be a kiwi Lorna… a tad furry on the outside and seedy in the middle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d be a kiwi Lorna… a tad furry on the outside and seedy in the middle

Ohh id say thats about right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything salted caramel. I'm sweet, salty, people don't know whether they like me or not, but I'm there regardless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A really rich Chocolate cake. Dark, delightful and delicious in small doses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spaghetti... Straight until Wet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm loving these.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite

Love me or hate me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Marmite

Love me or hate me"

Ohhh good one.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Blancmange... lockdown podge plus I taste gross.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blancmange... lockdown podge plus I taste gross."

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I'm loving these.

What are you?!?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm loving these.

What are you?!?! "

All of it! Like literally all the food.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Ginger - Quite literally.

Can be sweet too when required!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I'm loving these.

What are you?!?!

All of it! Like literally all the food. "

You can be a magnum poppet… decadent outside and soft on the inside

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm loving these.

What are you?!?!

All of it! Like literally all the food.

You can be a magnum poppet… decadent outside and soft on the inside "

Ohh yes that!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I'm loving these.

What are you?!?!

All of it! Like literally all the food.

You can be a magnum poppet… decadent outside and soft on the inside

Ohh yes that!

And almond… slightly nutty

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Marmite taken so Guinness loved or hated no inbetweeners…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pavlova! There is some crunch under the cream and sugar.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Irish lamb stew: potatoes,onions, parsnips, carrots, lamb, vegetable stock;

traditional, tasty, fulfilling; honest;

WYSIWYG-what you see is what you get!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm loving these.

What are you?!?!

All of it! Like literally all the food.

You can be a magnum poppet… decadent outside and soft on the inside

Ohh yes that!

And almond… slightly nutty

You take that back! I am perfectly sane and normal it's every other bugger that's the problem!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Marmite taken so Guinness loved or hated no inbetweeners…"

I like Guinness.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

A chilli - naughty, not for everyone but hot

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

An olive. Not for everybody, but bearable in a mixed group.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I'm loving these.

What are you?!?!

All of it! Like literally all the food.

You can be a magnum poppet… decadent outside and soft on the inside

Ohh yes that!

And almond… slightly nutty

You take that back! I am perfectly sane and normal it's every other bugger that's the problem! "

No way

… you’re keeping your nuts lady and he can be peanut butter (not the empty one)

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By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Me a mint I just keep repeating

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm loving these.

What are you?!?!

All of it! Like literally all the food.

You can be a magnum poppet… decadent outside and soft on the inside

Ohh yes that!

And almond… slightly nutty

You take that back! I am perfectly sane and normal it's every other bugger that's the problem!

No way

… you’re keeping your nuts lady and he can be peanut butter (not the empty one) "

OK if you insist.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An olive. Not for everybody, but bearable in a mixed group. "

Ohh I like that.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"A chilli - naughty, not for everyone but hot

It’s always the butter wouldn’t melt ones Lorna ^^^

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A chilli - naughty, not for everyone but hot

It’s always the butter wouldn’t melt ones Lorna ^^^"

Always!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vanilla ice cream - I’m chilled out and casual or add some sauce and toppings and I can be whatever you like

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"A chilli - naughty, not for everyone but hot

It’s always the butter wouldn’t melt ones Lorna ^^^

Always!

Hey I’m all innocent, no melting of butter here!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

A Black Forest gateaux.

You know you shouldn’t,

But you know you want too

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

A solero

Looks sweet on the outside but there’s more to it than meets the eye

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Muffin as I'm so sweet and tasty

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"A solero

Looks sweet on the outside but there’s more to it than meets the eye "

And fucking delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon butty.

Goes down a treat in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sweet strawberry because I’m sweet

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

A stolen Cadbury’s creme egg. Because you really shouldn’t and you’ll probably feel sick afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spaghetti... Straight until Wet"
that did make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And why?"

Jackfruit… really hairy on top, juicy like delicious meat inside …

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

A creme egg. Hard on the outside but once I've been broken into, all the cream comes out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sweet strawberry because I’m sweet

Bless ya. Sweet strawberries go well with cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lasagne

Multi layered, crispy exterior, softer the deeper you go and usually you keep going back for more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large Meatballs

Generally not much use, except to play with

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

A bit of a donut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana once unpeeled can be sweet and tasty

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Celery.

Nice and hard, and you know it’ll do you good really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curry. Can be a Spicey little bugger now and then!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I'm a potatoooooooo

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Vanilla ice cream - I’m chilled out and casual or add some sauce and toppings and I can be whatever you like

I’d like to pour white chocolate sauce all over you and lick it off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a potatoooooooo"

But why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scottish shortbread.

Keeps its structure well when wet and enjoyable in small doses

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I’d probably be jelly, soft on the outside and soft on the inside!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d probably be jelly, soft on the outside and soft on the inside! "

And a bit wobbly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A block of cheese. Full fat, strong and very very tasty

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Mayonnaise, because it mixes well with all sorts of other things

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

A hot chocolate fondant

because they are delicious

( a little vain but well its Friday and I've had a few already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mouldy strawberry that is lost in the fridge

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

A mini dickmann…. Solid base, hard exterior but if you break through a beautiful softness awaits

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