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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thing you've eaten?

I found some dried pasta at the back of my cupboard the other day that was 14 years out of date, so just have been about 18 years old. And I ate it

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

south west

Insert inappropriate pussy joke here.

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Thing you've eaten?

I found some dried pasta at the back of my cupboard the other day that was 14 years out of date, so just have been about 18 years old. And I ate it "
that takes some beating

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Insert inappropriate pussy joke here. "

I meant food lol

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

south west


"Insert inappropriate pussy joke here.

I meant food lol"

#thisisasexsite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Insert inappropriate pussy joke here.

I meant food lol

#thisisasexsite "

Hush there's no sex in the lounge

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

That's hard to beat, OP.

I have crisps in my drawers at work that are over a year out of date because of Covid.

Can I eat them?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Nooooooooo, nothing is old, I have a phobia about out of date food I shop every few days to make sure it’s all fresh and nothing goes out of date

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

south west


"Insert inappropriate pussy joke here.

I meant food lol

#thisisasexsite

Hush there's no sex in the lounge "

Is not a sign I have up in my house.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's hard to beat, OP.

I have crisps in my drawers at work that are over a year out of date because of Covid.

Can I eat them?"

Yeah, what's the worst that can happen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex’s minge. That was about 20 odd years out of date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i once ate a 69 year old pussy and to be honest it was like cream crackers.

id of been better off with some 200 grit rubbed on my tongue

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well you both had to take it down a notch didn't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim’s mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m worried about you! You’ve done 2 food threads

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m worried about you! You’ve done 2 food threads

"

Haha I know, I don't know what's wrong with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always eating out of date stuff.. I don't know how it happens

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

You win OP!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You win OP! "

I'm not sure I should be proud of it

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Op, don't worry my different types of Pasta are about 5-10 yr's old too! They'll still be there come the appocalypse along with the cockroaches!

Meat's I'll eat if it doesn't smell. You know when meat's have turned it'll make you want to physically puke.

Pork or Poultry I'd bin straight away!

Cheese I just cut the green off. Then make cheese on toast. My bottie never dribled like a Harlem Globe Trotter.....

Eggs I will either fry or make hard boiled eggs to make egg sandwhiches with a little bit of butter & salad cream.

With tins if it looks funny or smells - then it's a bin from him(me!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Insert inappropriate pussy joke here. "

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

south west


"Insert inappropriate pussy joke here. "

Did you notice how some people did though??

I’ve been here too long………. Help……..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate an open packet of prawns that my old flat mate left.

She came in and thanked me for chucking them as they were a week out of date...

I survived

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