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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does a family sized bag of crisps last for you? (Just you, because let's face it, no one actually shares them)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you change the question to minutes.. I might be able to answer then

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Does a family sized bag of crisps last for you? (Just you, because let's face it, no one actually shares them)

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Hours. Not days Kitty. Hours.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Does a family sized bag of crisps last for you? (Just you, because let's face it, no one actually shares them)

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I love the optimism of those share bags that come with a little resealable tab. Has anyone ever used one?

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Five mins tops

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Days, are you serious?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Thats a bit like...left over wine! What self respecting person has left over wine????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does a family sized bag of crisps last for you? (Just you, because let's face it, no one actually shares them)

I will likely judge myself against these replies

I love the optimism of those share bags that come with a little resealable tab. Has anyone ever used one? "

Haha I see them on share bags of chocolate buttons and I just roll my eyes while munching

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Big share bags?

1 sitting!

Salt and vinegar twirls!!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Family sized as in a multipack or a big sharebag? The sharebag is minutes. A multipack is about 2 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does a family sized bag of crisps last for you? (Just you, because let's face it, no one actually shares them)

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LOL jokes aside, I think it can last 2-3 days if I ration it properly haha (its scary how many calories a whole bag is!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Family sized as in a multipack or a big sharebag? The sharebag is minutes. A multipack is about 2 days

A big share bag. I opened one yesterday, ate half, and now I'm finishing it. Felt really guilty, but seeing these replies I feel better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Family sized as in a multipack or a big sharebag? The sharebag is minutes. A multipack is about 2 days

A big share bag. I opened one yesterday, ate half, and now I'm finishing it. Felt really guilty, but seeing these replies I feel better

Big share bag is 150g?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Family sized as in a multipack or a big sharebag? The sharebag is minutes. A multipack is about 2 days

A big share bag. I opened one yesterday, ate half, and now I'm finishing it. Felt really guilty, but seeing these replies I feel better

Big share bag is 150g?"

Yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on what day off the week it is ie Monday to Friday and Sundays would last forever

Including Saturday none fight nights

But on a Saturday fight night I pig out and injoy the fights cakes sweets crips the lot so say one night if it’s a fight night

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m not sure about family bags but the advertising of Pringles is incredibly accurate in my experience in that once I pop, I really can’t stop (until it lay empty)

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Minutes to demolish it......

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Days? Like 24 hour type of thing? Days? Crisps lasting days? …I’m not sure that’s a thing

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

They last as long as it takes to fill my face with them…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minutes.

That's why I no longer buy them lol .

One bag is like 3 hours on a treadmill

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By *rowser79Man
over a year ago

Cork

Once they're opened there's no stopping. Depending on how gripping the tv show/movie is it can be the difference between minutes and hours.

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

I always thought I was just a man.... but according to crisp manufacturers, I'm a family of 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine (Mrs) around a week, Mr's around a hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minutes.

That's why I no longer buy them lol .

One bag is like 3 hours on a treadmill

That’s some will power right there

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Years I don't eat crisps

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

One sitting but instead of a meal, generally.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I don’t eat crisps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Years I don't eat crisps

I don't understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those big bags have spoiled it for normal crisps now. No-one can ever just have one little one it has to be 3 or 4 as we are all used to scoffing a big one alone now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh...you're supposed to share them? Like...with others?

Sorry, I don't understand the question.

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Years I don't eat crisps

I don't understand

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I'd rather pick up a peace of fruit I've never liked crisps

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Lol expand please. What make of crisps? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me probably about 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mean the multi-packs or the "sharing" bags?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me probably about 3

Tayto craft cheddar and onion were the last crisps I ate a few months ago highly recommended

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For me probably about 3

Tayto craft cheddar and onion were the last crisps I ate a few months ago highly recommended

A few months ago? Stop being so deliciously healthy!

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

About 15mins into the film

then I'm on to the share bags of peanut M&Ms & Minstrels

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Well seeing as the bag is mostly air about twice as long as a regular bag. Let's say 20 mins if I'm on my own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always thought I was just a man.... but according to crisp manufacturers, I'm a family of 4

Omg maybe i am too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or a share bag of anything. I’ll share it with all my personalities!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Family sized as in a multipack or a big sharebag? The sharebag is minutes. A multipack is about 2 days

A big share bag. I opened one yesterday, ate half, and now I'm finishing it. Felt really guilty, but seeing these replies I feel better

Baah over 2 days is childs play

You're practically TMontana eating one every solar eclipse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tube of pringles is gone in 10 mins..

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I wouldn’t buy them as it would probably get thrown. I rarely eat crisps. I buy the multi-bags.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

If it’s open it has to be finished less then 10 minutes

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By *adistic_visionMan
over a year ago

bolsover

Now if it was a variety bag then no one could finish it let’s face it who eats prawn cocktail

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I have just had a full bag of Doritos smothered in chilli and cheese, so definitely no sharing here

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Lunch n dinner ain't it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Family sized as in a multipack or a big sharebag? The sharebag is minutes. A multipack is about 2 days

A big share bag. I opened one yesterday, ate half, and now I'm finishing it. Felt really guilty, but seeing these replies I feel better

Baah over 2 days is childs play

You're practically TMontana eating one every solar eclipse

Hahaha I just got called Tmontana... I'll take that, have you seen him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unopened in the cupboard: many days! But if I open it, it’s gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Family sized as in a multipack or a big sharebag? The sharebag is minutes. A multipack is about 2 days

A big share bag. I opened one yesterday, ate half, and now I'm finishing it. Felt really guilty, but seeing these replies I feel better

Baah over 2 days is childs play

You're practically TMontana eating one every solar eclipse

Hahaha I just got called Tmontana... I'll take that, have you seen him?"

I have indeed, he's a man mountain, you can't really miss him haha

Just a quick question, when you say you'll take 'that' , to what exactly are you referring?

I'm sure he'd love to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t buy them, unless I know I’ll be able to share them with others. Usually steal a few out of the kids packets (mummy tax, it’s the law!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Family sized as in a multipack or a big sharebag? The sharebag is minutes. A multipack is about 2 days

A big share bag. I opened one yesterday, ate half, and now I'm finishing it. Felt really guilty, but seeing these replies I feel better

Baah over 2 days is childs play

You're practically TMontana eating one every solar eclipse

Hahaha I just got called Tmontana... I'll take that, have you seen him?

I have indeed, he's a man mountain, you can't really miss him haha

Just a quick question, when you say you'll take 'that' , to what exactly are you referring?

I'm sure he'd love to know

I meant I'll take the compliment, but I'll take him too if you're offering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the film, but I'd easy say within an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Family sized as in a multipack or a big sharebag? The sharebag is minutes. A multipack is about 2 days

A big share bag. I opened one yesterday, ate half, and now I'm finishing it. Felt really guilty, but seeing these replies I feel better

Baah over 2 days is childs play

You're practically TMontana eating one every solar eclipse

Hahaha I just got called Tmontana... I'll take that, have you seen him?

I have indeed, he's a man mountain, you can't really miss him haha

Just a quick question, when you say you'll take 'that' , to what exactly are you referring?

I'm sure he'd love to know

I meant I'll take the compliment, but I'll take him too if you're offering

I don't know how I've ended up being his pimp in this thread about crisps but sure, you crack on. I'll send him round now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you change the question to minutes.. I might be able to answer then

Beat me! Hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does a family sized bag of crisps last for you? (Just you, because let's face it, no one actually shares them)

I will likely judge myself against these replies

I love the optimism of those share bags that come with a little resealable tab. Has anyone ever used one? "

Wich bit is optimistic, that I'm going to share or re seal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does a family sized bag of crisps last for you? (Just you, because let's face it, no one actually shares them)

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Never get a bite… plus I have given up on them crisps to chisel out abs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does a family sized bag of crisps last for you? (Just you, because let's face it, no one actually shares them)

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LOL jokes aside, I think it can last 2-3 days if I ration it properly haha (its scary how many calories a whole bag is!)"

I go all in for saturated fats couch lock. No point in prolonging

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Last bag I opened (Guacamole Doritos) lasted 4 days I think but one of those days I didn't eat any

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Once I open the bag its game over. I just can't seem to stop myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unopened in the cupboard: many days! But if I open it, it’s gone."

You have un opened crisps in the cupboard!

Dont tell me you one of those who still have easter eggs and Christmas choclates like a week or more after!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All gone in one sitting…even ate 2 in a row once…I did feel a little rough after but I stand by my decision

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it’s open it has to be finished less then 10 minutes "

Well said that man

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

One big bag 2-5days depending what munchies I get or if it’s something I can just have a bit of, satisfy the snack mood and then leave.

Proper European brand paprika crisps, lucky if lasts the day, let alone the hour too moorish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unopened in the cupboard: many days! But if I open it, it’s gone.

You have un opened crisps in the cupboard!

Dont tell me you one of those who still have easter eggs and Christmas choclates like a week or more after!

I do. And they are well past their ‘best before date’, gathering dust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like eating as many pickled onion space invaders until I get the pickled onion sweats, my tounge is white and its burning, thats my kind of challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like eating as many pickled onion space invaders until I get the pickled onion sweats, my tounge is white and its burning, thats my kind of challenge"

Challenge would be to do.thst with Monster Munch's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unopened in the cupboard: many days! But if I open it, it’s gone.

You have un opened crisps in the cupboard!

Dont tell me you one of those who still have easter eggs and Christmas choclates like a week or more after!

I do. And they are well past their ‘best before date’, gathering dust."

*just a sound escaped from mouth*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t eat them, they are not classed as Healthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like eating as many pickled onion space invaders until I get the pickled onion sweats, my tounge is white and its burning, thats my kind of challenge

Challenge would be to do.thst with Monster Munch's

That is no challenge my friend, my preference is space invaders as theyre stronger, however i have noticed a reduction in flavour and an increase in fats, even though there baked not fried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbh, I've usually opened them before I've got to the till!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like eating as many pickled onion space invaders until I get the pickled onion sweats, my tounge is white and its burning, thats my kind of challenge

Challenge would be to do.thst with Monster Munch's

That is no challenge my friend, my preference is space invaders as theyre stronger, however i have noticed a reduction in flavour and an increase in fats, even though there baked not fried "

I meant in mouth in one go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does a family sized bag of crisps last for you? (Just you, because let's face it, no one actually shares them)

I will likely judge myself against these replies

I love the optimism of those share bags that come with a little resealable tab. Has anyone ever used one? "

Didn't know they had one, but too answer OP's original question probably about 30minutes

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Unopened in the cupboard: many days! But if I open it, it’s gone.

You have un opened crisps in the cupboard!

Dont tell me you one of those who still have easter eggs and Christmas choclates like a week or more after!

I do. And they are well past their ‘best before date’, gathering dust."

Like that in our house to, people are finally learning don’t buy us Christmas/Easter goodies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not sure about family bags but the advertising of Pringles is incredibly accurate in my experience in that once I pop, I really can’t stop (until it lay empty)

I used to be like that with Pringles until I find there's 1000+ kcal in a tube

Now I use them for fuel on endurance events

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a binge crisper, but i have never, i repeat never eaten 36 in one sitting, nor did I eat them in flavour bundles. Nope.never.

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"I always thought I was just a man.... but according to crisp manufacturers, I'm a family of 4

Omg maybe i am too!! "

Phew.... I was beginning to think it was just me

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I am a binge crisper, but i have never, i repeat never eaten 36 in one sitting, nor did I eat them in flavour bundles. Nope.never."

36 share bags or regular bags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unopened in the cupboard: many days! But if I open it, it’s gone.

You have un opened crisps in the cupboard!

Dont tell me you one of those who still have easter eggs and Christmas choclates like a week or more after!

I do. And they are well past their ‘best before date’, gathering dust.

Like that in our house to, people are finally learning don’t buy us Christmas/Easter goodies

It’s like that until I get a craving and then all bets are off. A bit like sex!

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

I can be like that with pickled onion space raiders and salt and vinegar sticks. If the cat don't catch me as he likes them to then I have to share haha

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By *ittlemiss1985Woman
over a year ago

Lansing

Depends on the flavor/type and if I'm using dip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does a family sized bag of crisps last for you? (Just you, because let's face it, no one actually shares them)

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I've just eaten a large packet of Doritos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies can you tell me

When I am fucking a girl bareback and she tells me not to cum inside her but she wrappers her legs moving her lower body knowing I am going to cum WHAT DO I DO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends how well or bad life is going for me.

Most of the time not very long. This is why I'm the size u am ( trust me I'm very fat at the moment, no matter what people Think from my photos.)

I might be less like a jelly if I didn't comfort eat so much sometimes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It depends how well or bad life is going for me.

Most of the time not very long. This is why I'm the size u am ( trust me I'm very fat at the moment, no matter what people Think from my photos.)

I might be less like a jelly if I didn't comfort eat so much sometimes! "
haha but crisps are life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a binge crisper, but i have never, i repeat never eaten 36 in one sitting, nor did I eat them in flavour bundles. Nope.never.

36 share bags or regular bags

Regular, but I didn't remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can be like that with pickled onion space raiders and salt and vinegar sticks. If the cat don't catch me as he likes them to then I have to share haha"

Have you tried co ops salt and vinegar, their big fancy ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does a family sized bag of crisps last for you? (Just you, because let's face it, no one actually shares them)

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I've just eaten a large packet of Doritos."

What flavour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you compare it to living with a bunch of starving raccoons, not long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 days cos I feel greedy eating them in one session lol.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Depends if i hide them from the kids days.

But if I'm in a eating crisps mood minutes

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

"Does a family sized bag of crisps last for you? (Just you, because let's face it, no one actually shares them)

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Days??? Seriously?? Done in an hour ! My beautiful body tells all

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Usually about half the duration of the movie I’m watching whilst eating them x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually about half the duration of the movie I’m watching whilst eating them x"

With a sweet chilli phili dip?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I may as well just empty the whole lot into one huge bowl.

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

I may have to give them a go I love them tangy lol. Hate when u get them and ur like wheres the zing haha

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I open a family corn chip bag and it will last a week in a container

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Not so much crisps but bags of buttins etc seem to disappear almost instantly

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Does a family sized bag of crisps last for you? (Just you, because let's face it, no one actually shares them)

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They make family sized bags of crisps?!

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