FabSwingers.com forum: Insult's that don't make sense.

By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Many ways of insulting someone but I've always thought some just don't make sense.

For example

Go fuck yourself!

Fucking is a pleasurable experience and most people do it with someone your attracted to.

So actually go fuck yourself is a compliment and if you could you probably would.

Eat shit and die.

Hardly an insult it's more of an instruction.

If you eat shit you will die or at the very least be very sick.

Anyone have any nonsensical insult's.

No racist or homophobic insult's please.

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Go suck your mum. Not sure if I'm being thick, but I've never really got it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Melt.

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

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"Melt."

Never heard of that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many ways of insulting someone but I've always thought some just don't make sense.

For example

Go fuck yourself!

Fucking is a pleasurable experience and most people do it with someone your attracted to.

So actually go fuck yourself is a compliment and if you could you probably would.

Eat shit and die.

Hardly an insult it's more of an instruction.

If you eat shit you will die or at the very least be very sick.

Anyone have any nonsensical insult's.

No racist or homophobic insult's please."

I like the one from Donnie Darko when Maggie tells Jake to "go suck a fuck"

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

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Like in 40 year old virgin the guy who keeps telling everyone to go fuck a goat. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries”.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

I didn’t actually have my first wank till I was around 15, yes I did walk funny

Some lad shouted at me that I was a Wanker, I knew what wanking was but as I never had ….I shouted back ‘no I’m not’ …that shut him up

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

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"I didn’t actually have my first wank till I was around 15, yes I did walk funny

Some lad shouted at me that I was a Wanker, I knew what wanking was but as I never had ….I shouted back ‘no I’m not’ …that shut him up

Let's face it we are all wankers some more than others, hardly an insult.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

How about that age old classic, ‘Go suck an egg.’

Is egg sucking so bad?

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