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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

To step on with bare feet is......

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Dog shit with Lego in

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Lego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your own penis

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Dead body in my basement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lego covered in

shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your own penis"

Poor Harold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A landmine

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By *elltravelledmanMan
over a year ago

bradford

The cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lego

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

A big rusty nail that goes in all the way to bone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A landmine"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The cat"

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"A landmine"

A landmine covered in dog shit with Lego in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great white shark fin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass ..... ouch

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"A big rusty nail that goes in all the way to bone "

I've done that...ouch

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

A jelly fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mince meat machine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A landmine

A landmine covered in dog shit with Lego in"

Balanced on an upturned plug

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

A dead mouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lava ..

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"A landmine

A landmine covered in dog shit with Lego in

Balanced on an upturned plug"

Those plugs are bitches

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

When I had a cat, the bits that they didn't eat, when you come down to make a brew first thing in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A snail.

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"When I had a cat, the bits that they didn't eat, when you come down to make a brew first thing in the morning

glad I wasn't eating when I read that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A landmine

A landmine covered in dog shit with Lego in

Balanced on an upturned plug

Those plugs are bitches

That’s putting mildly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A landmine

A landmine covered in dog shit with Lego in

Balanced on an upturned plug

Those plugs are bitches

That’s putting mildly

It's fine, the landmine is there to put you out of your misery quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A landmine

A landmine covered in dog shit with Lego in

Balanced on an upturned plug

Those plugs are bitches

That’s putting mildly

It's fine, the landmine is there to put you out of your misery quickly."

Breathes a sigh of relief

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"A landmine

A landmine covered in dog shit with Lego in

Balanced on an upturned plug

Those plugs are bitches

That’s putting mildly

It's fine, the landmine is there to put you out of your misery quickly."

Thank god

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

A slug...did this recently!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A Sea Wasp/Box jelly fish would be highly unpleasant….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat sick

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

A slug

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"A slug...did this recently! "

Worse when it goes through your toes...

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By *J coupleCouple
over a year ago

stone

A slug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The high pressure cumshot that dripped from the ceiling during the night.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Drawing pin. It went deep in my heel. Sorer getting it removed.

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"A slug...did this recently!

Worse when it goes through your toes..."

I can feel it now...I'd just had a bath then needed to just put something in the bin went out for 2 seconds and stood on it and it did go through the toes!

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"A slug...did this recently!

Worse when it goes through your toes...

I can feel it now...I'd just had a bath then needed to just put something in the bin went out for 2 seconds and stood on it and it did go through the toes! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hot wheels car that's also a dinosaur stegosaurus Bast####

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By *u41Man
over a year ago

bristol

The worst thing to step on is little army men scattered around the floor painful lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once stood on a wasp, got the full sting in my foot. Hopped around with a swollen foot for a few minutes. Man that sucked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A plug for actual pain.

My dog for emotional pain.. I didn't mean it!

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

A slug

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"A plug for actual pain.

My dog for emotional pain.. I didn't mean it! "

Awww poor doggie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A plug for actual pain.

My dog for emotional pain.. I didn't mean it! "

I've trodden on my dog more ties than I can count.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lego or a uk plug

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Top answers so far seem to be

Lego

Dog poo

Plug

And Slug

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Freezing cold laminate in the morning because the hub refuses to put the timer on until December

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

"Once stood on a wasp, got the full sting in my foot. Hopped around with a swollen foot for a few minutes. Man that sucked."

My young dog stepped on a wasp last year, got it stuck between the pads and it kept stinging her when she walked on that foot. Poor little bitch

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Once stood on a wasp, got the full sting in my foot. Hopped around with a swollen foot for a few minutes. Man that sucked.

My young dog stepped on a wasp last year, got it stuck between the pads and it kept stinging her when she walked on that foot. Poor little bitch

Awwwwwwww

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Cat sick"

Warm cat sick

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

"Once stood on a wasp, got the full sting in my foot. Hopped around with a swollen foot for a few minutes. Man that sucked.

My young dog stepped on a wasp last year, got it stuck between the pads and it kept stinging her when she walked on that foot. Poor little bitch

Awwwwwwww"

Did wonder why she was hopping a bit.

Got it out with a stick and stamped on the f*cker (the wasp that is, not the dog).

She was fine, no swelling at all. Me, I come up in huge lumps if I get stung, even once!

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

When I lived in Cyprus we used to get these worm / leach type things that would come in to the house at night. If you walked on then they used to pop and leave a greeny yellow stain on your feet

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Sea urchin…hours of pain…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slug

Plug or lego!

Miss S x

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By *unny ValentineCouple
over a year ago

Crewe

Weaver fish ...... recent bad experience

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

A sea urchin

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

"Weaver fish ...... recent bad experience

Weaver fish sting can be fatal !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wasp

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Paint.....

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

A slug

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

"A landmine

A landmine covered in dog shit with Lego in"

With a giant slug on top

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Drawing pin..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A stonefish.

It's a fish that looks like a stone that lays in shallow pools when the tide goes out, it has about 14 spines on it's back that push toxin into the foot when it's stepped on. It's actually meant to be the worst pain ever, people have been known to want their leg amputated.

Google it. It's quite a fascinating creature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plug

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

"Dog shit with Lego in "
that’s very specific hahaha

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Plug and it goes into you heel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plug! And i do it about every 10 days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plug and it goes into you heel

I find the middle sort spot the killer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plug and it goes into you heel

I find the middle sort spot the killer"

Soft

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

"Plug and it goes into you heel

I find the middle sort spot the killer"
never had it but I bled from the heel and it was a square hole

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

Hair straighteners when they’re still on! That’s not much fun, Miss PC

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Gravel.

Nettles.

Pyracantha.

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

Cherry stones

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Plug! And i do it about every 10 days!"

Why??? Isn't once enough

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Drawing pin.."

My son knelt on a drawing pin..went straight into his knee.. He did squeal

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Wet floor/patch whilst wearing socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plug! And i do it about every 10 days!"

Have you not learnt your lesson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gripper rod with bent tusks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass

Nikki x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Public bathrooms...

Rather step on a plug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plug! And i do it about every 10 days!

Have you not learnt your lesson

Nope, I think the cat lays them as traps, then there's stubbing my toes to contend with inbetween

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A needle...I had one break in half and one half hung around inside my foot for weeks

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"A needle...I had one break in half and one half hung around inside my foot for weeks

Ohhh ouchy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plug! And i do it about every 10 days!

Why??? Isn't once enough

Oops i thought this was the bdsm thread

Hehe! I know, I can be a bit klutzy, dont wear jeans anymore as i used to regularly get ricocheted when somehow I'd get the belt loop caught on the door handles, regularly. Then there's closing the car door and boot on my head, I've even caught my head doing up the car window

My brain is faster than my body and i forget i need to let the physical catch up haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A needle...I had one break in half and one half hung around inside my foot for weeks

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bez "

Happy mondays?

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Plug! And i do it about every 10 days!

Why??? Isn't once enough

Oops i thought this was the bdsm thread

My brain is faster than my body and i forget i need to let the physical catch up haha!"

I think you need one of them zorb balls for protection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plug! And i do it about every 10 days!

Why??? Isn't once enough

Oops i thought this was the bdsm thread

My brain is faster than my body and i forget i need to let the physical catch up haha!

I think you need one of them zorb balls for protection

It would be punctured and ripped in minutes!

All though I have always wanted to be wrapped in bubble wrap and bounce roll slam the pops out.

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Plug! And i do it about every 10 days!

Why??? Isn't once enough

Oops i thought this was the bdsm thread

My brain is faster than my body and i forget i need to let the physical catch up haha!

I think you need one of them zorb balls for protection

It would be punctured and ripped in minutes!

All though I have always wanted to be wrapped in bubble wrap and bounce roll slam the pops out.

My kind of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another vote for Lego

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Plug! And i do it about every 10 days!

Why??? Isn't once enough

Oops i thought this was the bdsm thread

My brain is faster than my body and i forget i need to let the physical catch up haha!

I think you need one of them zorb balls for protection

It would be punctured and ripped in minutes!

All though I have always wanted to be wrapped in bubble wrap and bounce roll slam the pops out.

My kind of fun

Still taking notes

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Plug! And i do it about every 10 days!

Why??? Isn't once enough

Oops i thought this was the bdsm thread

My brain is faster than my body and i forget i need to let the physical catch up haha!

I think you need one of them zorb balls for protection

It would be punctured and ripped in minutes!

All though I have always wanted to be wrapped in bubble wrap and bounce roll slam the pops out.

My kind of fun

Still taking notes"

You'll need a bigger notebook at this rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plug! And i do it about every 10 days!

Why??? Isn't once enough

Oops i thought this was the bdsm thread

My brain is faster than my body and i forget i need to let the physical catch up haha!

I think you need one of them zorb balls for protection

It would be punctured and ripped in minutes!

All though I have always wanted to be wrapped in bubble wrap and bounce roll slam the pops out.

My kind of fun

Still taking notes"

What notes are they then...she says trying to peak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plug! And i do it about every 10 days!

Why??? Isn't once enough

Oops i thought this was the bdsm thread

My brain is faster than my body and i forget i need to let the physical catch up haha!

I think you need one of them zorb balls for protection

It would be punctured and ripped in minutes!

All though I have always wanted to be wrapped in bubble wrap and bounce roll slam the pops out.

My kind of fun

Got to have fun!

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

"A snail."

This happened, I'm still not over the trauma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bez

Happy mondays?"

Step on…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bez

Happy mondays?

Step on…"

Halaeyua to that one

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Dog poo, especially when she has an upset stomach.

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

"Weaver fish ...... recent bad experience

Weaver fish sting can be fatal !!"

They can, but very rarely. The ones in UK waters are mainly the lesser weavers and quiet small.

I always thought they were flatfish, until I caught my first one a few years ago!

I react badly to stings/bites but just 2 fat fingers, and VERY painful! It didn't happen to me, but the spines can break off and remain in the wound, leading to infection.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Nails

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

"A landmine

A landmine covered in dog shit with Lego in

Balanced on an upturned plug

Those plugs are bitches

That’s putting mildly

It's fine, the landmine is there to put you out of your misery quickly."

Wrong, land mines are there to maim. If you kill some one you take one person out of the equation. If you just blow a leg or balls off you take out Three people, two to carry them. The screaming and blood also demoralises those around. The latest is to use plastic shrapnel so it doesn’t show up on x rays. Causes a massive backlog back at field hospital

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