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By *ecadent_Devon OP Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

Anyone need anything? If not, and you have time, can you contemplate this for me?

Sometimes my penis looks sad, and sometimes he looks proud. But he never ever looks happy. Should I be worried?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone need anything? If not, and you have time, can you contemplate this for me?

Sometimes my penis looks sad, and sometimes he looks proud. But he never ever looks happy. Should I be worried? "

Give him a playful pet, I'm sure he'll be looking up eventually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone need anything? If not, and you have time, can you contemplate this for me?

Sometimes my penis looks sad, and sometimes he looks proud. But he never ever looks happy. Should I be worried? "
This is like three threads in one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just say ‘A Penis’ in a comic French accent and you’ve got a happy one.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The usual please

Tangerines, duck tape and tie wraps

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By *ecadent_Devon OP Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

"The usual please

Tangerines, duck tape and tie wraps

What colour do you want the tangerines?

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Batteries x

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By *ecadent_Devon OP Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Batteries x"

I’m guessing AAs

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"Batteries x

I’m guessing AAs

Yes please

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By *ecadent_Devon OP Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Batteries x

I’m guessing AAs

Yes please

On it.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Does he spit at you? That's when he is happy.

And may I please have some salty nuts

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

If you could get me the contents of the safe please I'd be most grateful

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By *ecadent_Devon OP Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Does he spit at you? That's when he is happy.

And may I please have some salty nuts

Salted nuts of undetermined origin coming up. Philip never spits, he did when he was younger, but not so much these days

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Does he spit at you? That's when he is happy.

And may I please have some salty nuts

Salted nuts of undetermined origin coming up. Philip never spits, he did when he was younger, but not so much these days "

Much appreciated.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Anyone need anything? If not, and you have time, can you contemplate this for me?

Sometimes my penis looks sad, and sometimes he looks proud. But he never ever looks happy. Should I be worried? "

You need to complement him and give him some encouragement

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By *ecadent_Devon OP Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Anyone need anything? If not, and you have time, can you contemplate this for me?

Sometimes my penis looks sad, and sometimes he looks proud. But he never ever looks happy. Should I be worried?

You need to complement him and give him some encouragement

He hasn’t got any ears.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

My penis looks smarmy - similar to the fake smile that Detective Chief Superintendent, Patricia Carmichael frequently adopted in Line Of Duty. I find it highly disquieting…

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

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"Anyone need anything? If not, and you have time, can you contemplate this for me?

Sometimes my penis looks sad, and sometimes he looks proud. But he never ever looks happy. Should I be worried?

You need to complement him and give him some encouragement

He hasn’t got any ears.

Fine then il talk to him if you want

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By *ecadent_Devon OP Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

"My penis looks smarmy - similar to the fake smile that Detective Chief Superintendent, Patricia Carmichael frequently adopted in Line Of Duty. I find it highly disquieting…"

They never look happy do they. Smug yes. Attentive. Yes. Down and depressed yes. But never truly happy. They probably need a support group.

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By *ecadent_Devon OP Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Anyone need anything? If not, and you have time, can you contemplate this for me?

Sometimes my penis looks sad, and sometimes he looks proud. But he never ever looks happy. Should I be worried?

You need to complement him and give him some encouragement

He hasn’t got any ears.

Fine then il talk to him if you want

See there he goes again…. All proud

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Anyone need anything? If not, and you have time, can you contemplate this for me?

Sometimes my penis looks sad, and sometimes he looks proud. But he never ever looks happy. Should I be worried?

You need to complement him and give him some encouragement

He hasn’t got any ears.

Fine then il talk to him if you want

See there he goes again…. All proud

Yay

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My penis looks smarmy - similar to the fake smile that Detective Chief Superintendent, Patricia Carmichael frequently adopted in Line Of Duty. I find it highly disquieting…

They never look happy do they. Smug yes. Attentive. Yes. Down and depressed yes. But never truly happy. They probably need a support group. "

I know of a support group for peni.....

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By *ecadent_Devon OP Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Anyone need anything? If not, and you have time, can you contemplate this for me?

Sometimes my penis looks sad, and sometimes he looks proud. But he never ever looks happy. Should I be worried?

You need to complement him and give him some encouragement

He hasn’t got any ears.

Fine then il talk to him if you want

See there he goes again…. All proud

Yay

But not happy…. Maybe what I want for the little fella he doesn’t want for himself, perhaps I am smothering him?

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By *ecadent_Devon OP Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

"My penis looks smarmy - similar to the fake smile that Detective Chief Superintendent, Patricia Carmichael frequently adopted in Line Of Duty. I find it highly disquieting…

They never look happy do they. Smug yes. Attentive. Yes. Down and depressed yes. But never truly happy. They probably need a support group.

I know of a support group for peni.....

Oooh can I google it?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Anyone need anything? If not, and you have time, can you contemplate this for me?

Sometimes my penis looks sad, and sometimes he looks proud. But he never ever looks happy. Should I be worried?

You need to complement him and give him some encouragement

He hasn’t got any ears.

Fine then il talk to him if you want

See there he goes again…. All proud

Yay

But not happy…. Maybe what I want for the little fella he doesn’t want for himself, perhaps I am smothering him? "

Ohh don’t smother him let him out in the fresh air to explore

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By *ecadent_Devon OP Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Anyone need anything? If not, and you have time, can you contemplate this for me?

Sometimes my penis looks sad, and sometimes he looks proud. But he never ever looks happy. Should I be worried?

You need to complement him and give him some encouragement

He hasn’t got any ears.

Fine then il talk to him if you want

See there he goes again…. All proud

Yay

But not happy…. Maybe what I want for the little fella he doesn’t want for himself, perhaps I am smothering him?

Ohh don’t smother him let him out in the fresh air to explore

That’s how I got this tag in the first place!!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

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I vee and lemonade to add to my peach schnapps. And being him over here i will soon have him laughing.

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By *ecadent_Devon OP Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

"I vee and lemonade to add to my peach schnapps. And being him over here i will soon have him laughing. "

P.s. I don’t know what “vee” is.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

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"I vee and lemonade to add to my peach schnapps. And being him over here i will soon have him laughing.

P.s. I don’t know what “vee” is. "

Ice!

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By *ecadent_Devon OP Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

"I vee and lemonade to add to my peach schnapps. And being him over here i will soon have him laughing.

P.s. I don’t know what “vee” is.

Ice! "

Of course it is!!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My penis looks smarmy - similar to the fake smile that Detective Chief Superintendent, Patricia Carmichael frequently adopted in Line Of Duty. I find it highly disquieting…

They never look happy do they. Smug yes. Attentive. Yes. Down and depressed yes. But never truly happy. They probably need a support group.

I know of a support group for peni.....

Oooh can I google it? "

You can. Turn safe search off

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By *ecadent_Devon OP Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

"My penis looks smarmy - similar to the fake smile that Detective Chief Superintendent, Patricia Carmichael frequently adopted in Line Of Duty. I find it highly disquieting…

They never look happy do they. Smug yes. Attentive. Yes. Down and depressed yes. But never truly happy. They probably need a support group.

I know of a support group for peni.....

Oooh can I google it?

You can. Turn safe search off

There’s a safe search?? Who knew

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My penis looks smarmy - similar to the fake smile that Detective Chief Superintendent, Patricia Carmichael frequently adopted in Line Of Duty. I find it highly disquieting…

They never look happy do they. Smug yes. Attentive. Yes. Down and depressed yes. But never truly happy. They probably need a support group.

I know of a support group for peni.....

Oooh can I google it?

You can. Turn safe search off

There’s a safe search?? Who knew

Me. On account of being sweet and innocent. Obviously

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By *ecadent_Devon OP Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

"My penis looks smarmy - similar to the fake smile that Detective Chief Superintendent, Patricia Carmichael frequently adopted in Line Of Duty. I find it highly disquieting…

They never look happy do they. Smug yes. Attentive. Yes. Down and depressed yes. But never truly happy. They probably need a support group.

I know of a support group for peni.....

Oooh can I google it?

You can. Turn safe search off

There’s a safe search?? Who knew

Me. On account of being sweet and innocent. Obviously "

Parallel dimension fab is weird.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My penis looks smarmy - similar to the fake smile that Detective Chief Superintendent, Patricia Carmichael frequently adopted in Line Of Duty. I find it highly disquieting…

They never look happy do they. Smug yes. Attentive. Yes. Down and depressed yes. But never truly happy. They probably need a support group.

I know of a support group for peni.....

Oooh can I google it?

You can. Turn safe search off

There’s a safe search?? Who knew

Me. On account of being sweet and innocent. Obviously

Parallel dimension fab is weird. "

Outrageous

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By *ecadent_Devon OP Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

"My penis looks smarmy - similar to the fake smile that Detective Chief Superintendent, Patricia Carmichael frequently adopted in Line Of Duty. I find it highly disquieting…

They never look happy do they. Smug yes. Attentive. Yes. Down and depressed yes. But never truly happy. They probably need a support group.

I know of a support group for peni.....

Oooh can I google it?

You can. Turn safe search off

There’s a safe search?? Who knew

Me. On account of being sweet and innocent. Obviously

Parallel dimension fab is weird.

Outrageous

And we’re back in the room?

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