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bloody dishwasher!!!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

by the time uv put all crocks n stuff in place u cudda done the washing up FFS grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"by the time uv put all crocks n stuff in place u cudda done the washing up FFS grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

lazy people have dishwashers. use your hands women!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"by the time uv put all crocks n stuff in place u cudda done the washing up FFS grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

Thats where the kids come in useful

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"by the time uv put all crocks n stuff in place u cudda done the washing up FFS grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

lazy people have dishwashers. use your hands women!"
be afraid...be very afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dishwasher has gone to Bingo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fair to say its a problem... Mine has gone to bed and theres a cup needs removing to the kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fair to say its a problem... Mine has gone to bed and theres a cup needs removing to the kitchen."

Mooncup ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooo can you wash up in them too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fair to say its a problem... Mine has gone to bed and theres a cup needs removing to the kitchen.

Mooncup ???"

No.... No no no no.. No Mooncups here lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dishwasher has gone to Bingo... "

Hope it gets full house!

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody dishwasher, I thought the girls were on about mooncups again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dishwasher has gone to Bingo...

Hope it gets full house!

Tony"

Probably come back d*unk and mess up my stamp collection again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dishwasher has gone to Bingo...

Hope it gets full house!

Tony

Probably come back d*unk and mess up my stamp collection again... "

As long as she tucks u in and reads u a bedtime story tho

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"My dishwasher has gone to Bingo...

Hope it gets full house!

Tony

Probably come back d*unk and mess up my stamp collection again... "
well at least ya can go trainspotting tomorrow so chin up eh ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dishwasher has gone to Bingo...

Hope it gets full house!

Tony

Probably come back d*unk and mess up my stamp collection again...

As long as she tucks u in and reads u a bedtime story tho "

You better believe it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She sold me half ya stamps last time

ner ner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She sold me half ya stamps last time

ner ner "

It was you? Well those green shield stamps are fake so you can keep them...Ya Boo to ya...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cheapskate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

cheapskate "

Stamps are the only things I get to lick these days....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/10/09 23:28:51]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a lolly you can have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw poor snoggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a lolly you can have "

Is it haddock flavoured...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yerrr

is there any other sort ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aw poor snoggy "

Thank you at least you care....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mines broke.... Making a right racket!

Sleeping on her back doesn't help..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aw poor snoggy

Thank you at least you care.... "

oooo look, arse licker now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think mines broke.... Making a right racket!

Sleeping on her back doesn't help..

"

Balls in the back are suppose to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aw poor snoggy

Thank you at least you care....

oooo look, arse licker now "

pmsl...leave me alone you horrible woman...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DOnt they just, as long as accompanied with a dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think mines broke.... Making a right racket!

Sleeping on her back doesn't help..

Balls in the back are suppose to help "

I woke with balls in my back I did not get a good nights sleep I can tell you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aw poor snoggy

Thank you at least you care....

oooo look, arse licker now

pmsl...leave me alone you horrible woman... "

moi....orrible !!!

noooooooo never,

Im great me ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ouch notts im telling on ya

i hate dish washers..i say they are

a lazy bassa job lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/10/09 23:34:43]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think mines broke.... Making a right racket!

Sleeping on her back doesn't help..

Balls in the back are suppose to help

I woke with balls in my back I did not get a good nights sleep I can tell you... "

Hope ya coffed first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think mines broke.... Making a right racket!

Sleeping on her back doesn't help..

Balls in the back are suppose to help

I woke with balls in my back I did not get a good nights sleep I can tell you... "

Ahem erm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that I am on my own, it could take 2 weeks before I fill mine up, and my bargain dishwasher tabs may be inactive by the time I get round to using them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think mines broke.... Making a right racket!

Sleeping on her back doesn't help..

Balls in the back are suppose to help

I woke with balls in my back I did not get a good nights sleep I can tell you... "

ouch dr snog im gd at removing balls

lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aw poor snoggy

Thank you at least you care....

oooo look, arse licker now

pmsl...leave me alone you horrible woman...

moi....orrible !!!

noooooooo never,

Im great me ya know "

Ya only hard cos you got all ya mates with ya....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl

soft as sh*te me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now that I am on my own, it could take 2 weeks before I fill mine up, and my bargain dishwasher tabs may be inactive by the time I get round to using them! "

right everyone all dishes

go's kindly 2 jo king lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think mines broke.... Making a right racket!

Sleeping on her back doesn't help..

Balls in the back are suppose to help

I woke with balls in my back I did not get a good nights sleep I can tell you...

ouch dr snog im gd at removing balls

lol xx"

oooo you aint a Vet are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pmsl

soft as sh*te me "

Yeah and twice as smelly...ner ner...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sticks and stones will break my bones but this brick will cave ya head in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think mines broke.... Making a right racket!

Sleeping on her back doesn't help..

Balls in the back are suppose to help

I woke with balls in my back I did not get a good nights sleep I can tell you...

ouch dr snog im gd at removing balls

lol xx

oooo you aint a Vet are you? "

naw just call me bawbuster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

sticks and stones will break my bones but this brick will cave ya head in "

Ooo we could pretend to be twins....Only joking tongue in cheek and stuff...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think mines broke.... Making a right racket!

Sleeping on her back doesn't help..

Balls in the back are suppose to help

I woke with balls in my back I did not get a good nights sleep I can tell you...

ouch dr snog im gd at removing balls

lol xx

oooo you aint a Vet are you?

naw just call me bawbuster "

If thats Scottish for Ballbuster...Ouch!

If however it means more porridge I will have to say yes please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet you would use ya "spirtal" to stir it wouldnt ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think mines broke.... Making a right racket!

Sleeping on her back doesn't help..

Balls in the back are suppose to help

I woke with balls in my back I did not get a good nights sleep I can tell you...

ouch dr snog im gd at removing balls

lol xx

oooo you aint a Vet are you?

naw just call me bawbuster

If thats Scottish for Ballbuster...Ouch!

If however it means more porridge I will have to say yes please... "

yup its scottish lol

ill save ya balls a space

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