FabSwingers.com forum: Chat up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So we are almost in the new normal and people are starting to meet its been a long time (2yrs) since I went out socialising and or even approached a lady or msg so mojo has gone !! I need inspiration leave a line that would help me (cheese & funny) get that romance back into my life !

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By *annylickerMan
over a year ago

Chester-le-Street

I'm no fred flintstone, but I'll make ya bed rock

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By *annylickerMan
over a year ago

Chester-le-Street

I had a wank over you last night, you weren't there i just had a wank over you.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Hi baby girl. How's about a quick one by the bins?

Works neverytime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall I call the fire brigade because you are SMOKIN

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Who stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

How much does a polar bear weigh.

I don’t know.

Neither do I, but it breaks the ice.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Is your arse made of sugar cos it looks very sweet?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like maths? Because you plus me, add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and pray we don't multiply

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By *eddyboy972Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Come here often?

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By *eddyboy972Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

One that seems to work for me is stop messing about n get ya coat u pulled

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough

Of all the bars in all the world......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much does a polar bear weigh.

I don’t know.

Neither do I, but it breaks the ice. "

had this opening message about 100 times

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Ely

Get ya coat luv, you've pulled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Can I feel your boobs?”

Works on me

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Are you a spanner cause you really tighten my nuts

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Nicked from FHM, beckon someone over with your finger, on arrival state I’ve made you come with one finger imagine what the rest can do….

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By *andy 1Couple
over a year ago

northeast

my names dick do you like it

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"“Can I feel your boobs?”

Works on me

Can I feel your boobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Can I feel your boobs?”

Works on me

Well on that note can I feel your boobs and you can feel what ever you like also

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Ely

[Removed by poster at 15/07/21 10:56:06]

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Ely

Do you come here often?

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By * WillisMan
over a year ago

London/Essex/Kent

If you think how much free porn there is on the internet, you’ve had a result because I’ve chosen you over all that

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Let's play "Titanic"

When I shout "iceberg" you go down

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By *annylickerMan
over a year ago

Chester-le-Street

Do you come here often, or is the floor always this sticky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you come here often, or is the floor always this sticky "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Can I feel your boobs?”

Works on me

Can I feel your boobs, please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is your arse made of sugar cos it looks very sweet?."

Epic! Am still gonna get in trouble, if I ever tried it…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you fancy a shag?

No!

Well do you mind lying down while i have one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He —-Hi gorgeous, I dreamt about you last

She —- did you

He —- no you wouldn’t let me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boris, Bill Gate, Me - Fuck, marry, kill… please match!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a loan because you got my interest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'what's a nice girl like you, doing in a dirty mind like mine'?

'If I flip a coin, what's the chances of me getting head?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sitting on an F5 key? Cuz that ass is refreshing

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nicked from FHM, beckon someone over with your finger, on arrival state I’ve made you come with one finger imagine what the rest can do…."

my favourite so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did it hurt that lovely butt, when you fell from the 7th heavens

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By *annylickerMan
over a year ago

Chester-le-Street

"Nicked from FHM, beckon someone over with your finger, on arrival state I’ve made you come with one finger imagine what the rest can do….

my favourite so far "

Done this in bar in Newcastle, we both started laughing, i took a drink of pint and turned round to see mate snogging her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi my names bond, no not James bond, I'm uni bond and on here to fill ya crack in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be in heaven, because you look like an angel

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

To female, have you , husband , partner , boyfriend or girlfriend . If answer no . Good you have pulled , mine or yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To female, have you , husband , partner , boyfriend or girlfriend . If answer no . Good you have pulled , mine or yours?"

Has it ever worked ?

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

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"To female, have you , husband , partner , boyfriend or girlfriend . If answer no . Good you have pulled , mine or yours?

Has it ever worked ? "

A couple of times. I always managed to ask females who were in one of those . A lot of fuck offs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To female, have you , husband , partner , boyfriend or girlfriend . If answer no . Good you have pulled , mine or yours?

Has it ever worked ?

A couple of times. I always managed to ask females who were in one of those . A lot of fuck offs

How disrespectful though telling you to duck off

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Ely

Do you fancy going halves on a bastard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you fancy going halves on a bastard?

I'm a bastard and someone went half on me

Again, has that 1 ever worked ? And have you ever went halves on a bastard ?

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

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"To female, have you , husband , partner , boyfriend or girlfriend . If answer no . Good you have pulled , mine or yours?

Has it ever worked ?

A couple of times. I always managed to ask females who were in one of those . A lot of fuck offs

How disrespectful though telling you to duck off "

Also a few shine kicks

. Did know when not to push my luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One that seems to work for me is stop messing about n get ya coat u pulled"

I'm curious, is this being said to the same woman ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel their clothing, "You feel like boyfriend/girlfriend* material!

*Delete as appropriate.

If you were a bogie- I'd pick you first!

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

I love you like an unspoken metaphor. That’s why I had to use a simile.

Go on Lads you can have them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel their clothing, "You feel like boyfriend/girlfriend* material!

*Delete as appropriate.

If you were a bogie- I'd pick you first!

Why have I never heard that bogie 1,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To female, have you , husband , partner , boyfriend or girlfriend . If answer no . Good you have pulled , mine or yours?

Has it ever worked ?

A couple of times. I always managed to ask females who were in one of those . A lot of fuck offs

How disrespectful though telling you to duck off

Also a few shine kicks

. Did know when not to push my luck.

Shine kicks ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heaven lost some angels in its time its lost you the most georgous angel

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By *teManc1Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Nice legs what time do they open

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Heaven lost some angels in its time its lost you the most georgous angel"

Derek

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

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"To female, have you , husband , partner , boyfriend or girlfriend . If answer no . Good you have pulled , mine or yours?

Has it ever worked ?

A couple of times. I always managed to ask females who were in one of those . A lot of fuck offs

How disrespectful though telling you to duck off

Also a few shine kicks

. Did know when not to push my luck.

Shine kicks ? "

Shin kicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heaven lost some angels in its time its lost you the most georgous angel

Derek

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I guessed you like it

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Do you like Chicken?

Then taste this, it's fowl...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Do you like maths? Because you plus me, add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and pray we don't multiply

I love that one

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Knock knock,

Who's there?

Ivan,

Ivan who?

Ivan Ardon now let me in, and let's get to know each other.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Heaven lost some angels in its time its lost you the most georgous angel

Derek

I guessed you like it"

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By *otlips322020Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I don’t know any but feel free too come Nd destroy me anytime handsum ha ha x x x

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By *uper SaiyanMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

You must be Gilette, cause your the best a man can get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find most chat up lines CRINGE as fuck….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

I love you like an unspoken metaphor. That’s why I had to use a simile.

Go on Lads you can have them

Aweee I like the phone number one, not too cringe and cheeky actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My names dick would you like it.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Garden of Eden

Is your name Google because you've got everything I'm searching for

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Posted this one before but here goes….

Are you an instant potato dish as I would love to smash you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It can work on me if cheesy chatup lines are done on purpose by someone cheeky and confident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man - “Can I smell your fanny?”

Woman- “No”

Man - “Must be your breath then”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that I have had said to me..

Him- Do you have any Irish in you?

Me- No

Him- Would you like some?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I am gonna use some of these haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi baby girl. How's about a quick one by the bins?

Works neverytime."

Because you called him baby girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going to call you my little pinky…. Because at some point I’m going to bang you on the coffee table

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Best one I've heard in a long time....

If a shag is out of the question.... is a fingering and a tit fuck ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

You’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

You’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute

Yep. That would work

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By *vriderMan
over a year ago

Chester

"Are you sitting on an F5 key? Cuz that ass is refreshing

*Stealing*

Thanks!

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