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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So it seems a lot of people are frustrated, me included, on how hard it is to find your match on here. Now is your chance..

Post below what you're looking for and if you think you could be someone's match, drop them a cheeky wink or message

*Disclaimer - This does not guarantee you a bang or response. Respect people's filters and all that shiz*

Goooooood luck

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"So it seems a lot of people are frustrated, me included, on how hard it is to find your match on here. Now is your chance..

Post below what you're looking for and if you think you could be someone's match, drop them a cheeky wink or message

*Disclaimer - This does not guarantee you a bang or response. Respect people's filters and all that shiz*

Goooooood luck "
I find that hard to believe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So a female or a couple who are open to more than just sex. People who once every two to three months would like to go away together, be it the highlands cornwall spain etc… for a weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for a woman wearing red fishnet, red corset and a gorgeous white ass to play with

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I'm not after much just a lady with nice curves blind as a bat with a white stick so she can't see my ugly mug

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

i love to meet intelligent, polite, clean, switch guy who at least 7 inches and looks after his body. little body hair... this is why i haven't found him yet. he doesn't seem to exist

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"i love to meet intelligent, polite, clean, switch guy who at least 7 inches and looks after his body. little body hair... this is why i haven't found him yet. he doesn't seem to exist "
I have little body hair the rest well come on make a compromise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Looking for a woman wearing red fishnet, red corset and a gorgeous white ass to play with "

That's very specific

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

Is that right? Anyway I'm happy to hear from you if their is any interest.

I've made some lovely friends here so hopefully I can in time add you to that.

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

Someone or folks we can have a laugh and giggle with. Preferably not when looking at each other’s bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady or couple interested in actually building a connection/friendship no pressure no expectations just people getting to know each other, letting things progress naturally. Be respectful, excellent personal hygiene and looks after themselves.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

I'd like to meet someone as a live-in companion/friend, loneliness can be crushing sometimes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Calling all men who can hold a conversation and give banter as well as take it. Sarcy sods with big penises to the front please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone or folks we can have a laugh and giggle with. Preferably not when looking at each other’s bits "

...some of the best laughs and giggles I've had is when all the bits are out (thankfully no laughing AT them!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i love to meet intelligent, polite, clean, switch guy who at least 7 inches and looks after his body. little body hair... this is why i haven't found him yet. he doesn't seem to exist "

You have but I just need to relocate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone or folks we can have a laugh and giggle with. Preferably not when looking at each other’s bits "

love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone that can read our profile would be a start

Miss S x

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Calling all men who can hold a conversation and give banter as well as take it. Sarcy sods with big penises to the front please "

hello? Is it me you’re looking for

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By *incskittenWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

A friendly confident caring man.

Can be Dominant in the bedroom a good friend outside.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone that can read our profile would be a start

Miss S x"

Wouldn't that be amazing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Calling all men who can hold a conversation and give banter as well as take it. Sarcy sods with big penises to the front please

hello? Is it me you’re looking for "

Cause I wonder where you are and I wonder what you do. Are you somewhere feeling lonely or is someone loving you?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Calling all men who can hold a conversation and give banter as well as take it. Sarcy sods with big penises to the front please

hello? Is it me you’re looking for

Cause I wonder where you are and I wonder what you do. Are you somewhere feeling lonely or is someone loving you?"

Definitely no one loving me, that’s where you come in

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I'd love to find an intelligent, fun and sexy FWB. Someone to flirt and play with, have mutual respect for and meet for fantastic sex occasionally.

Surely not too much to ask for! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone that can read our profile would be a start

Miss S x

Wouldn't that be amazing "

Yep, harder to find than you think that...

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Calling all men who can hold a conversation and give banter as well as take it. Sarcy sods with big penises to the front please

hello? Is it me you’re looking for

Cause I wonder where you are and I wonder what you do. Are you somewhere feeling lonely or is someone loving you?

Definitely no one loving me, that’s where you come in "

Your name veet? That was smoooooth

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

Looking for people to have a chat and laugh with and some cheeky flirting and see where it leads

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Calling all men who can hold a conversation and give banter as well as take it. Sarcy sods with big penises to the front please

hello? Is it me you’re looking for

Cause I wonder where you are and I wonder what you do. Are you somewhere feeling lonely or is someone loving you?

Definitely no one loving me, that’s where you come in

Your name veet? That was smoooooth "

Not it’s ndjua actually as in nduja wanna fuck?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm after a filthy minded, sexy man, who doesn't take offense at my pisstaking and knows how to shut me up with just a look..... the look that shoots desire right down into my pubic area and makes me wet.

And a sexy voice and soft yet strong lips would be good. Strong arms and hands too.

Erm.... is that a bit specific?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for a submissive lady, preferably bi-sexual, though not essential, relatively local and available weekday daytimes.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

It’s impossible to find my match

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It’s impossible to find my match "

I have tits.... will I do?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"It’s impossible to find my match

I have tits.... will I do?"

Found one

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Thought we’d found them & they went unlos

J x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm awesome and shiz. Seeking similar ... only female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy who has standards for starters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl with a heart who possess a god given passion and a single minded pursuit for happiness...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

March us up for interests sake lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It’s impossible to find my match

I have tits.... will I do?

Found one "

Woo hoo!

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Someone who’s confident and bubbly with a real naughty side. Throw in a little filth and nice boobs and bum and that’ll be fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone that makes me go weak at the knees when he kisses me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone that can read our profile would be a start

Miss S x"

Someone to vist and read my profile would be a start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm after a filthy minded, sexy man, who doesn't take offense at my pisstaking and knows how to shut me up with just a look..... the look that shoots desire right down into my pubic area and makes me wet.

And a sexy voice and soft yet strong lips would be good. Strong arms and hands too.

Erm.... is that a bit specific? "

I can confirm it’s out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had it but keeping it thats the hard bit grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thought we’d found them & they went unlos

J x"

Happens to us all, I feel you!

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I'm after a filthy minded, sexy man, who doesn't take offense at my pisstaking and knows how to shut me up with just a look..... the look that shoots desire right down into my pubic area and makes me wet.

And a sexy voice and soft yet strong lips would be good. Strong arms and hands too.

Erm.... is that a bit specific? "

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Someone who doesn’t smother me and allows me to explore my bisexual side, who can handle my sarcasm and sex drive, who is handy with camera makes a mean curry and loves oral…not too much to ask is it? X

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Someone who doesn’t smother me and allows me to explore my bisexual side, who can handle my sarcasm and sex drive, who is handy with camera makes a mean curry and loves oral…not too much to ask is it? X"

Chinese or Indian curry?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm after a filthy minded, sexy man, who doesn't take offense at my pisstaking and knows how to shut me up with just a look..... the look that shoots desire right down into my pubic area and makes me wet.

And a sexy voice and soft yet strong lips would be good. Strong arms and hands too.

Erm.... is that a bit specific?

"

Hello you

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By *luvpussy40Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Looking for a women, who wants some naughty fun, who takes. Are of herself and able to have a laugh as I trim as needed with not much body hair and 7 inches

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Male, female or couple I can have fun and laughs with as well as some wicked bedroom antics

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Someone who doesn’t smother me and allows me to explore my bisexual side, who can handle my sarcasm and sex drive, who is handy with camera makes a mean curry and loves oral…not too much to ask is it? X

Chinese or Indian curry?"

I enjoy both…can you cook out of interest? X

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Looking for a lady who enjoys times out of the bedroom as much as in it. A FWB.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She must like pillow fights.

Why does no one like pillow fights?

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

Great idea OP!

I’m looking for a brunette, I love a Latino, especially if they have the Spanish lisp a few curves, and dimples.

Am I asking too much?

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton


"She must like pillow fights.

Why does no one like pillow fights? "

Nowt wrong with a pillow fight

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Looking for a lady who enjoys times out of the bedroom as much as in it. A FWB. "

Are you willing to relocate? Asking for a friend

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I would like to meet a spectacularly filthy minded, good hearted, hilariously funny, patient, guy. The sort of guy who gives you space and doesn’t play games, is straight talking, straight forward, and relatively upbeat. Assertive but not dominant. Thinks of sex as a bit of fun and not a competitive sport. Thinks the sun shines out of my arse.

That’s not much to ask is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She must like pillow fights.

Why does no one like pillow fights?

Nowt wrong with a pillow fight "

Never seen it on a women's profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone who’s confident and bubbly with a real naughty side. Throw in a little filth and nice boobs and bum and that’ll be fine. "

Is she blonde?

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By *atandjayCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

Someone who actually turned up

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Someone who doesn’t smother me and allows me to explore my bisexual side, who can handle my sarcasm and sex drive, who is handy with camera makes a mean curry and loves oral…not too much to ask is it? X

Chinese or Indian curry?

I enjoy both…can you cook out of interest? X"

Not while giving oral pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All your requests are approved and not asking too much at all.

Don't ask you don't get

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Anyone else reading some of these thinking you may fit the bill but to chicken to say…. No. Just me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in umm looking for the opposite of me with the tools to make me laugh, light up and melt, plus make nice coffee too

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Someone who doesn’t smother me and allows me to explore my bisexual side, who can handle my sarcasm and sex drive, who is handy with camera makes a mean curry and loves oral…not too much to ask is it? X

Chinese or Indian curry?

I enjoy both…can you cook out of interest? X

Not while giving oral pleasure. "

Oh I knew multitasking would be too much to ask

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton


"Someone who actually turned up"

Well hello

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

In fact I’ll just describe TinderGirl or BustyBelle

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"Someone who doesn’t smother me and allows me to explore my bisexual side, who can handle my sarcasm and sex drive, who is handy with camera makes a mean curry and loves oral…not too much to ask is it? X"

Hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone that can read our profile would be a start

Miss S x

Someone to vist and read my profile would be a start "

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

The bravest of souls…

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Someone who doesn’t smother me and allows me to explore my bisexual side, who can handle my sarcasm and sex drive, who is handy with camera makes a mean curry and loves oral…not too much to ask is it? X

Chinese or Indian curry?

I enjoy both…can you cook out of interest? X

Not while giving oral pleasure.

Oh I knew multitasking would be too much to ask "

But isn’t that why slow cookers were invented?…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm after a filthy minded, sexy man, who doesn't take offense at my pisstaking and knows how to shut me up with just a look..... the look that shoots desire right down into my pubic area and makes me wet.

And a sexy voice and soft yet strong lips would be good. Strong arms and hands too.

Erm.... is that a bit specific? "

Not the piss taking.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Someone who doesn’t smother me and allows me to explore my bisexual side, who can handle my sarcasm and sex drive, who is handy with camera makes a mean curry and loves oral…not too much to ask is it? X

Chinese or Indian curry?

I enjoy both…can you cook out of interest? X

Not while giving oral pleasure.

Oh I knew multitasking would be too much to ask

But isn’t that why slow cookers were invented?…"

Very good point, what time should I arrive for dinner? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t have a ‘tick list’. I just know what I like when I see it. I just love engaging with the lovely women who take a chance on us guys xx

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Someone who likes my weirdness

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton


"Someone who likes my weirdness "

You've found him

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"In fact I’ll just describe TinderGirl or BustyBelle "

Aww you

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Someone who doesn’t smother me and allows me to explore my bisexual side, who can handle my sarcasm and sex drive, who is handy with camera makes a mean curry and loves oral…not too much to ask is it? X

Chinese or Indian curry?

I enjoy both…can you cook out of interest? X

Not while giving oral pleasure.

Oh I knew multitasking would be too much to ask

But isn’t that why slow cookers were invented?…

Very good point, what time should I arrive for dinner? X"

After the take-away has arrived and I’ve decanted it into the slow cooker

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral


"Someone who likes my weirdness "

Wierdness is subjective!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Thought we’d found them & they went unlos

J x

Happens to us all, I feel you! "

I was gutted! So on the lookout for someone not too far away who would like to meet a couple (T is straight) and maybe it might turn into something regular.

J x

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton


"Someone who likes my weirdness

You've found him "

I'll meet you at the airport.... look for the guy with a pint of milk and a cut loaf

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By *lexMegasMan
over a year ago

WREXHAM

Looking for someone curvy who I can be me with. Enjoys a cheesy sense of humour, has a sense of adventure in and out of the bedroom, and a confident sexy nature. Open to regular or more. Not too much to ask is it? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6ft tall, olive skin, brown eyes, preferably Mediterranean with a lovely body, intelligence and a sense of humour. I won’t hold my breath haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fit dad bod, bit buildery, strong. Looking for regular; One night a week and maybe the odd spontaneous fun meet to. Bit of an exhibitionist, public fun when the mood takes. Looking for filth and passion with added people in the mix to add the variety. Peter Kay type humour, can take the piss out of me. Someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously. I'm married, husband wants me looked after, treated like a Queen, but doesn't mind me returned to him messy

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By *lexMegasMan
over a year ago

WREXHAM


"6ft tall, olive skin, brown eyes, preferably Mediterranean with a lovely body, intelligence and a sense of humour. I won’t hold my breath haha "

Shame, I'm only 5ft10, more white than olive and have piercing blue eyes. Though I am Mediterranean, pretty good looking, very intelligent and have a sense of humour

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

An adventurous, respectful, intelligent man with a sense of humour, who’s not afraid to show his sensual side. It would be lovely if it was more than just sex too, maybe travelling and walking together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"6ft tall, olive skin, brown eyes, preferably Mediterranean with a lovely body, intelligence and a sense of humour. I won’t hold my breath haha

Shame, I'm only 5ft10, more white than olive and have piercing blue eyes. Though I am Mediterranean, pretty good looking, very intelligent and have a sense of humour "

Nearly but not quite

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm after a filthy minded, sexy man, who doesn't take offense at my pisstaking and knows how to shut me up with just a look..... the look that shoots desire right down into my pubic area and makes me wet.

And a sexy voice and soft yet strong lips would be good. Strong arms and hands too.

Erm.... is that a bit specific?

Not the piss taking. "

Darn. I'll keep looking then

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By *lexMegasMan
over a year ago

WREXHAM


"6ft tall, olive skin, brown eyes, preferably Mediterranean with a lovely body, intelligence and a sense of humour. I won’t hold my breath haha

Shame, I'm only 5ft10, more white than olive and have piercing blue eyes. Though I am Mediterranean, pretty good looking, very intelligent and have a sense of humour

Nearly but not quite "

Story of my live hahaha

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By *zlakMan
over a year ago

Norwich

A woman who is looking for a bi guy who keeps in shape likes clubs and aso nights in. Maybe something regular if all works out but not essential.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My height mesmerising blue eyes perfect kisser custom made for me in every way that was my heaven that made me invincible now im simply mortal

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

A woman looking for a hairy, over the hill, hilariously funny man who loves oral both ways!

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"A guy who has standards for starters "

I have standards. They might not be very high, but I do have standards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone with a kink in their head and fun in their heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's pretty easy if your open minded... and don't ask much...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friend that I could make my gf jealous with.... as she's doing... but now real answer. Just a friend not much to ask for

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By *RZTMan
over a year ago

Christchurch

A women/MF couple, who are looking for a young, discreet gentlemen to join them for some drinks and fun. Someone who can put me at ease, have a laugh but of course a naughty time! A

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By *analmaleMan
over a year ago

Hook

Someone who wants to play regularly - not pushy - loves oral - prefer petite and small boobs and shaven - having fun is essential and mutual respect

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone with a kink in their head and fun in their heart. "

I like this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like to meet a spectacularly filthy minded, good hearted, hilariously funny, patient, guy. The sort of guy who gives you space and doesn’t play games, is straight talking, straight forward, and relatively upbeat. Assertive but not dominant. Thinks of sex as a bit of fun and not a competitive sport. Thinks the sun shines out of my arse.

That’s not much to ask is it? "

Tick,tick,tick,tick.

I do think you're great !

'Not meeting'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone of a couple looking to push boundaries. Vanilla is boring

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I van barely find anyone local, let alone local AND matches what I want, not just what they think I should want.

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

My soulmate

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Wltm Curvy tempress with a nice and fun disposition, who likes to receive oral, bonus points for tattoos, small feet, kinky and likes to wear heels.

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By *nNylonCouple
over a year ago

stay now

A lady who likes nights away, a few drinks and has a love of heels and nylon, not afraid of a toy or two. Around our age preferred....

Willing to try all the things we are

Not too specific

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"I would like to meet a spectacularly filthy minded, good hearted, hilariously funny, patient, guy. The sort of guy who gives you space and doesn’t play games, is straight talking, straight forward, and relatively upbeat. Assertive but not dominant. Thinks of sex as a bit of fun and not a competitive sport. Thinks the sun shines out of my arse.

That’s not much to ask is it?

Tick,tick,tick,tick.

I do think you're great !

'Not meeting' "

I forgot about that! I forgot to mention I was indecisive

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral


"I van barely find anyone local, let alone local AND matches what I want, not just what they think I should want."

Norwich is lovely but miles from everywhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like to meet a spectacularly filthy minded, good hearted, hilariously funny, patient, guy. The sort of guy who gives you space and doesn’t play games, is straight talking, straight forward, and relatively upbeat. Assertive but not dominant. Thinks of sex as a bit of fun and not a competitive sport. Thinks the sun shines out of my arse.

That’s not much to ask is it?

Tick,tick,tick,tick.

I do think you're great !

'Not meeting'

I forgot about that! I forgot to mention I was indecisive "

Ideally an indecisive and tall woman who lives miles away.

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"I van barely find anyone local, let alone local AND matches what I want, not just what they think I should want.

Norwich is lovely but miles from everywhere! "

And don't I just know it. Thankful to live in a fine city but the peen is not plentiful.

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

An intelligent woman who oozes sexiness, someone whose comfortable with herself and very open minded..

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Between 5ft8 and 6ft

Medium build

Dark curly hair

Blue eyes

Nice smile

Tattoos

Little to no body hair

Masculine energy yet could switch to sub occasionally

Enjoys house work

Likes cats

Has an accent

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Between 5ft8 and 6ft

Medium build

Dark curly hair

Blue eyes

Nice smile

Tattoos

Little to no body hair

Masculine energy yet could switch to sub occasionally

Enjoys house work

Likes cats

Has an accent

"

That was like bingo, it was going so well, then dammit!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"

Has an accent

That was like bingo, it was going so well, then dammit! "

Not a Brummy accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want my life back to 18 months ago when i ruled the heavens

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Has an accent

That was like bingo, it was going so well, then dammit!

Not a Brummy accent "

brummyphobic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just want my life back to 18 months ago when i ruled the heavens"

As we all do.. not ruling the heavens like but being allowed outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A make friend who understands and can handle my too muchness

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"

Has an accent

That was like bingo, it was going so well, then dammit!

Not a Brummy accent

brummyphobic "

Brum lives matter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone with good grammar and can spell would be a good start!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pulse and boobs is a good start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone with good grammar and can spell would be a good start!"

Im you’re man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A redhead or irish girl with a love for heels, dressing up nicely and teasing while out and about

Must have a cheeky smile and pretend to like my useless information

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Crikey - I'm fucked (& not in a good way).

I haven't seen anyone say they want a 'fattie'

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"A redhead or irish girl with a love for heels, dressing up nicely and teasing while out and about

Must have a cheeky smile and pretend to like my useless information"

Damn it I hate heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A redhead or irish girl with a love for heels, dressing up nicely and teasing while out and about

Must have a cheeky smile and pretend to like my useless information

Damn it I hate heels "

I can let that slide if you are willing to share a dessert?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"A redhead or irish girl with a love for heels, dressing up nicely and teasing while out and about

Must have a cheeky smile and pretend to like my useless information

Damn it I hate heels

I can let that slide if you are willing to share a dessert? "

What’s the dessert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A redhead or irish girl with a love for heels, dressing up nicely and teasing while out and about

Must have a cheeky smile and pretend to like my useless information

Damn it I hate heels

I can let that slide if you are willing to share a dessert?

What’s the dessert "

Does anyone ever order anything other than sticky toffee pudding or brownie?

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"A redhead or irish girl with a love for heels, dressing up nicely and teasing while out and about

Must have a cheeky smile and pretend to like my useless information

Damn it I hate heels

I can let that slide if you are willing to share a dessert?

What’s the dessert

Does anyone ever order anything other than sticky toffee pudding or brownie? "

i prefer eton mess

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"A redhead or irish girl with a love for heels, dressing up nicely and teasing while out and about

Must have a cheeky smile and pretend to like my useless information

Damn it I hate heels

I can let that slide if you are willing to share a dessert?

What’s the dessert

Does anyone ever order anything other than sticky toffee pudding or brownie? "

Sticky toffee pudding is my favourite ever

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"A redhead or irish girl with a love for heels, dressing up nicely and teasing while out and about

Must have a cheeky smile and pretend to like my useless information

Damn it I hate heels

I can let that slide if you are willing to share a dessert?

What’s the dessert

Does anyone ever order anything other than sticky toffee pudding or brownie? "

Apple pie and custard for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A redhead or irish girl with a love for heels, dressing up nicely and teasing while out and about

Must have a cheeky smile and pretend to like my useless information

Damn it I hate heels

I can let that slide if you are willing to share a dessert?

What’s the dessert

Does anyone ever order anything other than sticky toffee pudding or brownie?

Sticky toffee pudding is my favourite ever "

Two spoons and a large portion it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Has an accent

That was like bingo, it was going so well, then dammit!

Not a Brummy accent

brummyphobic

Brum lives matter. "

Stand with yow brotha

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"A redhead or irish girl with a love for heels, dressing up nicely and teasing while out and about

Must have a cheeky smile and pretend to like my useless information

Damn it I hate heels

I can let that slide if you are willing to share a dessert?

What’s the dessert

Does anyone ever order anything other than sticky toffee pudding or brownie?

Sticky toffee pudding is my favourite ever

Two spoons and a large portion it is "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A pulse and boobs is a good start "

You picky git

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

OP - I'll just cut through the crap - you're mine.

Get ya coat, you've pulled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to play Scalectrix with

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Someone to play Scalectrix with "

Can I have the blue controller?

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

I will make hopefully simple . Look at profile , if you think I am a match ? . Message , wink. I know age against me . Never know

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Someone with good grammar and can spell would be a good start!

Im you’re man "

Pmsl. Nice one.

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Someone to talk to, to share the day. Someone who enjoys receiving oral.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...lm just looking for my soulmate...simple really ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another TV & Fem couple like us who live not too far away.

Ideally for regular meets leading up to full swap eventually.

That’s the (seemingly impossible) dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A like minded couple around our age that want to meet for drinks, laughs and .....

Disclaimer

Weird fake profiles please don't bother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like minded women or mf couple to have a good time and enjoy there company

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By *isces WomanWoman
over a year ago

West London

All I'd like to find is a tall SINGLE local guy for regular fun, who communicates that I fancy.

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By *r easy1981Man
over a year ago

leeds

Need to find my self a nice single lady who is up for a laugh and random nights must love food lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP - I'll just cut through the crap - you're mine.

Get ya coat, you've pulled. "

How bigs your coat rack playa playa

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth


"

Has an accent

That was like bingo, it was going so well, then dammit!

Not a Brummy accent "

A softly spoken brummie accent is really quite sexy I think ..it surprised me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i love to meet intelligent, polite, clean, switch guy who at least 7 inches and looks after his body. little body hair... this is why i haven't found him yet. he doesn't seem to exist "

I do exist... just a couple of years older than your preferred age range

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Between 5ft8 and 6ft

Medium build

Dark curly hair

Blue eyes

Nice smile

Tattoos

Little to no body hair

Masculine energy yet could switch to sub occasionally

Enjoys house work

Likes cats

Has an accent

"

Started off my ears pricked up then you said cats

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Single or genuine hot wife

Bubbly personality

Vivacious

Intelligent

Slightly crazy is ok

Sexually adventurous

High sex drive

Body shape immaterial as it’s the above that will be attractive.

Oh and if you enjoy Roleplay that’s a real bonus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want my life back to 18 months ago when i ruled the heavens

As we all do.. not ruling the heavens like but being allowed outside "
not really what i mean but its all good

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I need a match

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just want my life back to 18 months ago when i ruled the heavens

As we all do.. not ruling the heavens like but being allowed outside not really what i mean but its all good "

Sorry I annoyed you with my interpretation

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