FabSwingers.com forum: If you don’t ask

By *heGateKeeper OP Man
over a year ago

Stratford

......you don’t get

What would you really like right now? Let’s see if we can get a fellow fabber to come through and deliver for you

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By *heGateKeeper OP Man
over a year ago

Stratford

"......you don’t get

What would you really like right now? Let’s see if we can get a fellow fabber to come through and deliver for you

I’d love a cuppa and a slice of Red Velvet cake. Oh and boobs/legs in my inbox

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

To sack off work and head back to bed with someone I fancy. Be even better if they fancied me too!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

A pretty willy to play with for hours

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A nice cup of tea brought up to me in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A relaxing massage and cuddles today.

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

A cup of tea and home made Welsh cakes would be very welcome right now.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"A pretty willy to play with for hours

Will you dress it up in a pretty dress and bonnet?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

More sleep please ...

A certain inconsiderate wanker woke me up at 4.55 am

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

I'd love this toothache to do one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to know of anyone lives in Derby and might be up for a cuppa on 26 July

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Fry up, a good cuppa coffee then to jet off to the sun for a month.

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"I'd love this toothache to do one "

Failing that..... some nice cuddles with a lovely lady

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By *heGateKeeper OP Man
over a year ago

Stratford

I’m about to do a Pret run before my 10am meeting so I can sort the drinks out

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

A jug of hot coffee, toast, butter and marmalade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do I want right now? I want a woman in the Liverpool area who can accommodate to say ‘come round now and eat my pussy and then fuck me like a whore’ Will I get that? Not a chance haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A proper night time date like from the movies ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pretty willy to play with for hours

You can play with mine if you like

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A toblerone and a couple of people to deliver it and feed it to me please.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

A Vanilla Slice from Greenhalghs in Bolton. The best I’ve ever had and not had one in years.

Sorry it’s not some kind of wild sex experience, always food or drink for me

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’d like to lose about half a stone overnight please.

If possible without dysentery.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A pretty willy to play with for hours

Will you dress it up in a pretty dress and bonnet?"

Yep. And a little ribbon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hard back massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The rest of the week off.. cheeky blowie in it for whoever can pull off that miracle

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By *heGateKeeper OP Man
over a year ago

Stratford

I asked for boobs and didn’t get any! Hope you guys had more luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a woman to invite me round for a good few hours of sensual love making. It’s not happened I’m a good 12 months though lol

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'm a simple man, I'd like a piss and a cup of tea.

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By *his_Kitty_ScratchesWoman
over a year ago

WSM

Ooo a cuppa tea please!

I’m painting my nails and regret not making one before

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't mind a selfie in my DMs with my name written on a piece of paper

that's never gonna happen though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some warm weetabix ... feeling kind of peckish ...

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

"A relaxing massage and cuddles today. "

I would offer even at this time of night

. Just had couple glasses of wine so cannot offer

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By *olveneyesMan
over a year ago

greater manchester

A pretty floral bonnet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An orgasm. ( I've genuinely never had one and I'm nearly 30, so I don't see that happening anytime soon!)

Failing that a nice massage by someone very sexy.

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By *ySweetLadyWoman
over a year ago

London

A really nice conversation with someone who would genuinely want to connect with others in a respectful way.

(Yes, I love and miss sex but sometimes a good chat, a genuine connection, is what I miss the most)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An orgasm. ( I've genuinely never had one and I'm nearly 30, so I don't see that happening anytime soon!)

Failing that a nice massage by someone very sexy. "

Really ? ...

that’s no good !

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

A deep back massage and finish off on shoulders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An orgasm. ( I've genuinely never had one and I'm nearly 30, so I don't see that happening anytime soon!)

Failing that a nice massage by someone very sexy.

Really ? ...

that’s no good ! "

As long as I can have a massage, and great sex with someone attentive, who actually makes an effort I'll be happy.

It's much harder to find on here than you would think for a single woman, hence the hidden profile!

I'll accept offers from friendly women or handsome men though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This baby to arrive today before induction. To be out of pain. And a really good night sleep…. Don’t think anyone can help with those

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

A spare couple of million pounds knocking around so I don't have to go back to work this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This baby to arrive today before induction. To be out of pain. And a really good night sleep…. Don’t think anyone can help with those "

Good luck!

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By *ninja000Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"And a really good night sleep…"

You can kiss them goodbye for the foreseeable

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

city

"An orgasm. ( I've genuinely never had one and I'm nearly 30, so I don't see that happening anytime soon!)

Failing that a nice massage by someone very sexy. "

You're an interesting challenge. Pity you're so far away.

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

city

"This baby to arrive today before induction. To be out of pain. And a really good night sleep…. Don’t think anyone can help with those "

Hope all goes well, and good luck with new baby.

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