FabSwingers.com forum: Sentences that wouldn’t make sense 20 years ago

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Accept all cookies.’

‘I can’t store any more data in the cloud!’

‘Ping me your digits!’

‘Think I’ve just been catfished!’

‘The OP went unlos after causing a shit storm with the clique!’

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By *ristol_nicolaTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

“Hold on bae, just updating my Instagram”

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Are you bored?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prison sentences life is only 7yrs now

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Lets have Brexit done "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you bored?

Wow, such good input, I’m sure there are plenty of marry, snog, avoid threads you can comment on if this isn’t for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Send me some Bitcoin or I will release all your videos to your friends”

“I am a Nigerian Prince and I want to give you $10 million if you help me”

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By *ream2972TV/TS
over a year ago

newquay

[Removed by poster at 14/07/21 09:02:26]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caused another twitterstorm, my bad !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get Brexit done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only buy vinyl these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man, I really miss those twin towers.

Too dark?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Netflix and chill?

Can I charge my car here?

We don’t accept cash, card only.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Do you have wi-fi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hands. Face. Space.

Flatten the curve.

Stay Safe. Save Lives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brexit means Brexit

Hybrid (anything)

Whatsapp me.

Twitter storm

Prime Minister Boris Johnson

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm going to my sister and her girlfriend's wedding and I've nothing to wear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get Brexit done

Stay at home, save lives

Do it for the gram!

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

I lost track of time, I was tik toking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone seen my mask..?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

To be honest quite a few sentences I hear now don't make sense to me

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By *eauNaturelMan
over a year ago

Lytchett Matravers

I can get a whole wagon wheel in my mouth

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Like, I think I like, like you.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

It's not a sentence but the levels of dating that exist now. Our daughter explained it to me once although I've forgotten the details. Seeing someone is distinct from being in a relationship with someone. It used to be the same thing

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Winchester

Brexit means Brexit (although to be fair it also didn't make sense when it was said either)

England are in the Euro Cup Final

(To Soon?)

Alexa what is the charge level on the Tesla?

Panic buying toilet paper

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

"Prime Minister Boris Johnson thinks ..."

"You are on mute!"

"Wear a mask when entering the shop"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez, that full length porn film loaded really quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pokémon cards are selling for crazy money

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I was thinking more along the lines of Trump’ ‘MAGA’ and the fixation many millions of Americans now have about a ‘fixed’ election - culminating in a reduction of voting rights across the board almost guaranteed to ‘fix’ the next election in favour of the republicans next time.

A decade ago I was blissfully ignorant of US politics.

I blame the Guardian

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Jeez, that full length porn film loaded really quickly

You clearly have better WI-FI than I do!

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Swipe right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slide into my DMs

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By *inkyeroticaCouple
over a year ago

Ampthill

Anything with social media and / or Facebook... enough said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was thinking more along the lines of Trump’ ‘MAGA’ and the fixation many millions of Americans now have about a ‘fixed’ election - culminating in a reduction of voting rights across the board almost guaranteed to ‘fix’ the next election in favour of the republicans next time.

A decade ago I was blissfully ignorant of US politics.

I blame the Guardian

Just been listening to the new Michael Wolff book LANDSLIDE it’s just jaw dropping how inept that man was!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A decade ago I was blissfully ignorant of US politics.

I blame the Guardian

Just been listening to the new Michael Wolff book LANDSLIDE it’s just jaw dropping how inept that man was!

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

We still don't have any flying cars

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Can you believe they ended it by Daenyrys going mad and burning down Kings Landing with a dragon?

Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the wee donkey!!

So how much data do I get with this plan?

Are you on Spotify?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Grande, Iced, Sugar-Free, Vanilla Latte With Soy Milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Former President Trump.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

I can get it on Amazon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you bored?

Weirdly this never goes out of fashion

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Is it on Netflix

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Prime Minister Boris Johnson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nelson Mandela's

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Winchester

"Nelson Mandela's

Nelson Mandela's what?

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

That mash up is sick boi

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By *unny ValentineCouple
over a year ago

St Austell

Wheres my mask? I need to go to the shop / bank.

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By *unny ValentineCouple
over a year ago

St Austell

Alexa ...... (insert any mundane request here!)

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Jimmy Saville and Cyril Smith are a pair of vile nonces…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nelson Mandela's

Nelson Mandela's what? "

Sentence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going out, out!

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough

My car does 0-60 in 4.5 seconds and its a 4 door family saloon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black lives matter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Slide into my DMs

I'd have asked what size they were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man City winning the Premier League

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By *rya MyneWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I need to find somewhere to plug my car in

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough

Yes Keith Richards is still alive

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"What are your preferred pronouns?"

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Love island's on

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By *pellboundCouple
over a year ago

Derby and North Wales

Just google it

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Do you play xbox or ps4?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Got Kik or Telegram?

Have you seen the latest app that does...

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

A decade ago I was blissfully ignorant of US politics.

I blame the Guardian

Just been listening to the new Michael Wolff book LANDSLIDE it’s just jaw dropping how inept that man was! "

Unfortunately I don’t think it’s a case of ‘was’ as I doubt America - and therefore the rest of the world - has seen the last of him! X

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Contactless please......

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

We ran out of black so we printed your gun in pink ...... suck it up !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Yes it tells the fucking time! I just use it for heartbeat , hours slept, steps taken in a day and signing in to the pub!

What ? It's half seven.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Not that kind of tablet - divvy.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Just pause the film I need a pee!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Deliver Who ?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Hey Siri...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our Marcus is 3 year old and still wees on the floor.....

.I hope his aim gets better

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"We still don't have any flying cars"

Later this year

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

WhatsApp me later.

I've got a zoom followed by a teams.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"WhatsApp me later.

I've got a zoom followed by a teams.

What do mean you still use Skype

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just zap the qr code

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"what you saying" took me a while to figure that one out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s your WiFi password

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you look at all the free porn I can watch without a single pop up! *slaps knee and grabs the olive okil*

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Alexa…?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna Netflix and chill?

You don't have Prime?

Please order through our app.

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

What are your pronouns?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prison sentences life is only 7yrs now

It was never life 20yrs ago, you have to go back to 60s/70s for life to mean life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for a place to charge my electic car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hands, face, space

I've been furloughed

Flip and burn

President Donald Trump

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

south west

I need to charge my Tesla

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

south west

There are a lot of trolls on fab

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