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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Today i was walking

I tripped on a stone

something crawled up

and wouldnt leave me alone

I fell on my knee

The stone cut me real bad

I'm saying what the fuck

Now I'm getting real mad

This stone made me go home

My home is built up on the sand

Now I'm foolish for trippin

Thinking that I owned this land

I was walking ,I'm thinking

Someone please hold my hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Stone

I was just lying there

Going about my day

When out of nowhere, hey!

Someone gave me a good ol' kick.

Out of all the stones, in all the land,

Why was it me he did pick?

He's hurt real bad.

And it's made me feel sad.

So in a bid to make him feel better I'm penning this rhyme.

But all I really want to say is,

Look where you're fucking going next time!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I woke up this morning and wanted a brew

Waiting for the kettle I needed a poo

So I sat on the toilet and what do you know?

I waited and waited but couldn’t go

So I returned to the kitchen and drank my tea

My bowels griping at me super…..angrily.

~The End~

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I love this site

But it's beginning to break

There's so many profiles

That are obviously fake

My inbox just oozes

With wierdos and losers

To all them I say

Fuck off go away

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

My body clock

Is beginning to chime

So many great women

So little time

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